AISubs v3.5
Well, well, well, today, there are a lot of people, aren't there?
Certainly, the seats are different from usual.
Every time I decided the center, didn't I?
And here is the chosen center.
Yay! The chosen center!
And here are the people who didn't think of anything.
What is it?
How many people can you remember?
Miyamoto-san?
Who is it?
I have an important announcement here.
This program is going to be on DVD.
Yay!
And for 10 people of the chosen center,
as a bonus for DVD,
we will have you make a calendar.
Calendar! Calendar!
What?
Did you choose it?
I was chosen.
I didn't know why I was chosen, either.
Why were you chosen, Miyamoto-chan?
Because my tongue got stuck.
Really?
A center is not something you are given,
but something you can win with your own strength.
That's what I thought, after all.
That's why, this time,
we will have a center replacement match!
Yay!
I'm looking forward to it!
S.A.I.48's February Night!
This time, 10 people of the chosen center will compete for a center replacement match.
The challenger chosen by lottery and the center will battle against each other.
The winner will win a center replacement match.
The time limit is 60 minutes.
Once the timer reaches zero, the match will be forced to end.
At that point, 10 people who were in the center position will be chosen for the center replacement match.
And...
Here is the match that will be played!
Wow!
There's a lot of people!
There's four kanji written on it.
Dolls?
What is that?
I don't know either.
You can choose and then enjoy.
That's right!
Challengers have the right to choose.
It's advantageous!
Advantageous!
One person...
There's a panelist.
Oh, really?
I have another job today.
Well, this is also a job, though.
I can't go to the center as it is, so I took a V for now.
Let's take a look.
Here it is.
Miki-chan?
Excuse me.
The staff directly attacked Miki Yakata, who is in charge of recording.
Good morning!
After all, it's a job I can't get out of.
No, Ebi Friday Night is also very important!
Yes!
The dacha doesn't open, so to the main unit!
Yes!
According to the order of the main unit, if you want to record, you have to hand over the center position to someone else.
Now, what is the center that Yakata will choose?
Oh, it's me!
Oh, I see!
With this...
I'll say it!
The one who was chosen is...
Oh!
Wow!
It's Ebi Friday Night!
Well, to be honest...
You're kidding!
It's frustrating to hand over the center position of first place!
Yes.
But, Miki-san, you're amazing about me!
You're funny and I love you!
You always say that to me.
Yes.
So, this time...
I want Ego-chan...
to take...
the center position!
Oh!
Yes!
In that sense...
Ego-chan...
is in the lead!
Yes!
Why did you choose me?
Well, then...
Let's start!
Oh, it's started!
60 minutes left!
The 60 minutes of fate...
The time has finally come and it has begun!
Now, Okubo-san, let's get going!
Well, then...
I'll...
What are you doing?
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
The clock is ticking!
Now, challenger and center selection!
Please choose your opponent!
Who is the challenger?
Ah, it's her!
Ta-da!
Oya-chan!
It's Oya-san!
Now, center selection...
Ta-da!
Mukai-chan!
What a match!
Oya-san and Mukai-da-san, please enter the ring!
Will it be okay? Let's have a match!
Challenger Oya-san, please choose your opponent!
I'd like to buy cardboard boxes and have a match!
It's a cardboard boxes and have a match!
It's boring!
Now, I'll explain the rules of the match!
Each of you will have 5 cardboard boxes,
but you'll have to dismantle all of them and put them together like this.
If you raise your hands and say "yes", you'll win.
I chose this match with a lot of confidence, but...
When I receive orders, I like to dismantle cardboard boxes.
You like it!
Well, I'll have the center select me.
Oh!
Ready...
Start!
Now, it's time for the disbandment match.
Oh! The master, who was talking with confidence, is catching up to the cardboard box with tremendous speed!
On the other hand, Mukaida, who is a little scared, is going to work right away!
Now, the first one! The master crushed the first one!
Oh, and Mukaida crushed it with almost the same pace!
Four more!
The master is having fun, but...
Now, the second one...
The second one...
On the other hand, Mukaida also finished the second one with almost the same pace!
Looking at the situation, the master has lost in the middle and has some gum tape left, but...
If he crushes it, he wins!
Now, the master crushed the third one!
Now, Mukaida is carefully folding the third one!
Has the master's pace dropped a little?
Mukaida is catching up!
Almost at the same time! Almost at the same time!
Now, the last one! The last one!
The master's movement is getting fierce!
Oh, it's getting in the way!
It's in the cardboard box! It's in the cardboard box!
The master's face is red!
On the other hand, Mukaida is catching up at his own pace!
Which one is it? Which one is it?
The master has removed all of the gum tape!
He crushed the fifth one!
The master won!
The challenger master won!
It was a good match!
Surprisingly, you can watch this!
The master is in the center position!
Now, let's move on to the next one! We don't have much time!
Let's go!
Let's go! The challenger is...
Dance!
Dance! Dance!
What should we choose?
Can we decide?
Sure!
Snapchat sneezing!
Snapchat sneezing competition!
I will introduce you guys to the rules!
Snap your fingers in your own nose and sneeze before the other person does!
Don't think it's normal to appear on TV with a cute face!
Of course a cute person won't say that!
In that case; Ready, Go!
Go for it, Nao-chan!
Wow, you're a stable person!
The game has started!
The idols are pushing their tissues into each other's noses.
- Concentrate, concentrate! - There's not much movement.
- Again, it's an idol-like game. - Concentrate, concentrate!
- Only time can pass like this. - Both players are moving only their hands.
It's become a battle with very little movement.
- There's still no sneeze. - No sneeze?
Now, Furuhata sneezes!
Furuhata sneezes!
A magnificent sneeze!
Magnificent!
It suddenly came out of here!
It went through!
Magnificent defense!
And with that, Furuhata defended her center!
Then, let's continue.
- The winner is... - Ta-da!
- Matsui! - Matsui!
Matsui!
The final winner is...
Ta-da!
Matsui!
Are you okay?
Matsui and Julia, the challengers, please choose your items.
I've been drinking milk more often recently, so I'll do a milk-drinking battle.
A milk-drinking battle!
Let me explain the rules.
We have 350 ml of milk ready.
The first one to finish drinking it is the winner.
Ready...
Start!
It's a milk drinking battle!
Matsumoto is struggling with the milk!
But it's almost the same pace!
Matsumoto finished it!
Matsumoto Rina can't drink it!
Is she okay? She's putting milk in her mouth!
No, you can't take it out!
So it's a change of center!
Shall we go?
There are 42 minutes left.
The challenger is... Mukai!
Mukai fell down earlier!
Mukai!
Ooba!
Ooba is in the center!
Mukai, go back to the center!
Please choose which competition you will compete in!
Toilet paper!
Toilet paper wrap-around competition!
Before we start... What is it?
What are you crying about?
When I translated it...
She said I was ugly, so I was shocked.
You chose it yourself and said you were ugly!
Let's go! Let's go!
That's enough! Please explain the rules!
In front of you, there is toilet paper.
If you wrap it all up and take it all out first, you win!
I see! Let's have fun!
Let's have fun!
Ready, start!
Toilet paper wrap-around competition!
Mukai is wrapping it up vigorously!
Mukai is great!
Toilet paper is decreasing while watching!
Ooba is a little angry in the middle!
Toilet paper is decreasing while watching!
Ooba is wrapping it up very rhythmically!
It looks like they are having fun!
Toilet paper is decreasing while watching!
Ooba is desperately wrapping it up!
Toilet paper is decreasing in the middle!
Mukai is wrapping it up!
Mukai won!
Mukai won the center!
Mukai is strong!
Ooba, you were strong!
It wasn't fun!
Mukai was desperate!
Let's switch places!
Shall we continue?
Who will be next?
Let's do it quickly!
Majolto!
Furuka!
Please choose your opponent.
What?
Chinmi!
Chinmi vs Hayagui!
I have a bad feeling about this.
I will explain the rules.
If you eat all the food in front of you and swallow it first, you win.
Swallowing is the key point.
You will eat this.
Please open it!
This is Inago's fried chicken.
It is said to have a lot of vitamins and minerals.
It is said to be good for skin health.
Are you ready?
Start!
Furuka swallowed it all!
Both of them have no chance!
Chinmi is in the center!
Matsumoto swallowed it all!
Matsumoto wins!
Matsumoto is the winner!
That was fast!
Don't you have a reaction like "I don't like it"?
This is a change!
Let's continue!
The challenger is Kinoshita!
The center is...
Mukai!
Kinoshita seems to be strong.
Please choose your opponent.
Boiled eggs vs Hayamuki!
I see!
Boiled eggs vs Hayamuki!
30 minutes have passed.
29 minutes have passed!
I have something to say.
Stop it!
Please explain the rules.
You have to peel the boiled egg in front of you and put it in your mouth and raise your hand.
Please put it in your mouth.
Ready, start!
Boiled egg peeling competition.
How will they peel it?
They start peeling it.
Have they finished peeling it?
They have finished it!
Under the welding machine!
They peeled it in no time!
It's fast!
Is it OK? OK!
Please help them, Mukago-chan!
Okumo-san, please go first.
I don't want to guess it.
Kizaki!
And the center is...
Ouya-chan!
She's here again!
I think I have a habit of doing this.
I'm Kizaki.
Can you win for sure?
Of course!
That's how it is.
Then let's do arm wrestling.
Arm wrestling!
That's dirty!
It's an arm wrestling match!
I'll explain the rules.
The winner is the one who hits the opponent's back against a white rope on the chessboard.
I see.
You seem very confident.
I'm confident, so I chose it.
You look like you're going to win.
I'm going to win for sure!
You're lying!
Arm wrestling match!
Ready...
Go!
She's weak!
No way!
Are you serious?!
She won!
She's strong!
She's confident!
Kizaki won!
She's really strong!
It's a change!
But you're better than me.
Don't say that!
We only have 22 minutes left.
Who did you choose?
Me!
She won!
Center!
Sato!
You can do it, Sato!
Go for it, Sato!
Please choose your competition.
Vineyard ramen!
Vineyard ramen match!
I'll explain the rules.
This promotion is for the winner of Vineyard ramen eating first.
If you swallow all your noodles, you win.
Can I eat ramen?
I'm confident.
I've been waiting for this moment for five years.
Let's get started.
Vineyard ramen is quite sour.
They can't stop eating.
They're trying to pour it in.
Sato is trying to put all the noodles in his mouth.
He can't stop eating.
He has to swallow it all.
Sato is trying to put it in his mouth.
Furukawa ate it all.
The winner of Vineyard ramen is Furukawa.
It's quite strong.
That's enough.
It's not easy.
They have 17 minutes left.
Sato is trying to put it in his mouth.
Sato!
Did you see that?
He's trying to put it in his mouth.
He swallowed it all.
He has to choose which one is advantageous for him.
What kind of competition will it be?
I'll explain the rules.
The person who cuts the log in front of you with a saw first wins.
I see.
Ready, start!
The competition has begun.
Sato is fast!
He's already cut more than half of it.
Shiba doesn't cut much.
I was born in the Heisei era, so I don't think I'm suited for this kind of thing.
Shut up!
Wonderful!
All right, all right, all right!
Someone who hasn't appeared yet.
What?
Rena!
Now, the center selection is...
This way!
Oh! Saito!
Now, please choose your opponent.
Butt balloon splitting competition!
Now, I'll explain the rules.
The person who inflates the balloon in their own breath and splits it with their butt first is the winner.
Let's start with inflating it.
Since it's you, Rena...
It's easy, right?
Be careful not to run away.
Here we go!
Ten minutes have passed!
Ready...
Start!
Now, let's start with inflating it!
Now, Saito is going to inflate it!
Just now, Saito was carefully inflating the balloon and making it soft!
As expected!
Saito has a strategy around this!
The balloon hasn't inflated at all!
But it's still going! It's still going!
Oh, it's still going that far?
Here...
Saito is going for it!
It split in one go!
Saito protected the center!
Wow, it's already been eight minutes.
Matsumura!
His opponent is...
Gina!
No!
I didn't want to fight you the most!
No, it's fine! It's fine!
It's a dream match!
Please choose your opponent.
It's important.
Rock-paper-scissors match!
Let me explain the rules.
You will be playing rock-paper-scissors with both ends of the towel.
The one who crosses the white line in the middle will lose.
Starting tomorrow, you won't be in the center of SKE!
I think the younger ones will be stronger.
The center is me!
I respect you for that.
Please set up.
Let's go!
Ready, start!
Will she be able to do it?
She did it!
Matsubara pulled Matsubara in!
She's strong!
The center is here!
Well, well, well, let's go!
This may be the last match!
There's only three minutes left!
The challenger is...
Yatayo Tadayori!
Who will be the center?
Ego-chan!
You can't enter the center yet!
Please fight!
Ego-chan is here!
It's your chance!
Please choose your opponent!
Chirizumo is here!
Chirizumo!
Ego-chan, you chose him, didn't you?
It's a joke!
There's only three minutes left!
The winner is the one who pushes each other and drops the opponent from the platform!
I know, I know!
Here we go!
Ready, start!
Go!
Ego-chan won!
There's only one minute and forty seconds left!
This may be the last match!
The challenger is...
Me!
And the challenger is...
Matsumura!
It's the last match!
The last match!
Kimoto-san, please choose your item.
I like the rope skipping.
Rope skipping!
I'll explain the rules.
Since each staff will spin the rope, the one who spins more rope wins.
That's right!
I haven't done rope skipping for about 10 years!
Shun, let's go!
Ready, start!
Rope skipping match!
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30!
Now they're getting stable. Matsumura's face is starting to hurt a little! His face is starting to hurt!
Is it okay for this face to be broadcasted on- air?! His expression is starting to collapse!
Wow, amazing!
Still 50 times!
It's passed 50 times!
His face is smiling. Matsumura's expression looked like he was having a hard time before. His flying form is starting to get out of hand!
Matsumura is in a lot of pain!
Matsumura can't fly!
His legs have reached their limits!
His commitment to the center has exceeded his physical strength!
And now 60 minutes have passed!
The time for the center selection competition has expired!
It's been a really long time since I've been like this!
Look!
Kimochi-san, please take a seat here.
Bye-bye, Kamo-chan!
The usual calm person.
Is it really okay?!
And with that, 60 minutes have passed!
With these 10 people sitting here right now, we would like to create a DVD calendar!
What did you think of the 50-minute center selection?
I think it was still too early for me!
His personality improved and he came back!
Baby Friday Night final episode!
Choose your best partner and become a true center!
It was hard!
It's hotter than I thought! I'm starting to look back!