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Tonight's Ebi Friday Night is a special program, "Ebi store".
Good evening, everyone.
Ebi Friday Night is a special program, "Ebi store".
I'm your host, Kayoko Nureo Katei.
Thank you for joining us.
Since you're idols, of course you have to behave like idols at all times.
So we'd like to see how you respond as idols.
We'd like to have an idol showdown.
But before that...
First of all, please enjoy an SKI performance.
Let's start with "knee kick".
Today, I'd like to show you my special kick, "knee kick".
You're good at kicking.
Well...
This technique is very dangerous.
So I asked Kaori Matsumura, who said "anything can happen" for this technique.
No way!
I'd like you to try this technique.
Is there anyone else who wants to kick more?
You're the one who wants to kick the most.
Everyone wants to kick the most.
You're so mean!
Do you kick with this on your head?
Yes, with this height.
That's really amazing.
Let me show you.
It's dangerous if you move.
Yes, it's dangerous if you move.
You'll lose if you move.
Here I go.
Awesome!
You're so cool!
You're good at action!
So cool!
Cool!
Anyone else wants to punch Matsumura?
Anyone else wants to kick Matsumura?
We all want to kick him, but whatever.
Are you okay?
Let's go!
Matsui Rena and Yume's special skill collaboration!
Nice!
I'm Matsui Rena and I play Kendo.
I'm going to collaborate with Kendo on my favorite Shinkansen.
I'm going to do Kendo's "suburi" and go all the way from Tokyo to Nagoya by train.
Let's see.
Here I go!
Tokyo! Shinagawa! Shin-yokohama! Odawara! Atami! Shinfuji!
No, that's not it! I didn't know!
No way!
You're kidding me!
It's so hard!
It stopped as soon as you said "shizuka"!
Do you want to see it?
Yes.
Just in case.
You're all so nice.
Let's do it again!
Okay!
Here I go!
I'm jealous!
Odawara is the most surprised one.
I'm hurt!
There's still a little bit left!
I'm sorry.
Thank you for waiting for us.
In this segment of "Idol Big Showdown", we will answer various questions like idols.
As you can see, we will be divided into teams and play against each other.
First of all, let's have each team's leader introduce herself.
Let's start with the first-year students.
I'm 16 years old.
I'm happy to be able to wear happy on such a fun day.
I'm Matsui Jurina.
She's here!
Isn't it funny?!
She's saying it's funny!
Thank you!
Let's move on!
We shake hands and sunbathe together.
Our hearts meet in midsummer.
Welcome to midsummer!
This is fun!
Good luck!
I'll do my best!
Let's move on!
I want to see it just once.
The part where Kayoko falls in love with Yuria.
That's impossible!
By the way, Minarun is a 9th generation AKB member.
She's almost the same age as the 3rd generation of SK.
I don't know how to calculate that.
I see.
They're in the same debut group.
I see. I understand.
Let's move on!
Yes!
Kimoto's "ki".
"ki".
I realized it!
Kimoto's "mo".
There are only 3 episodes left!
I'll do my best to be with Kimoto!
I'm Kimoto Kanon!
She's cute!
That was a good summary!
It's like a school.
I understand.
Let me introduce you to my favorite, "zabuton- hakobi".
Please say hello!
Yes!
Sisters! Don't hate me!
I'll make you happy with my zabuton!
I'm Ego Yuna!
She's cute!
Thank you!
The rules are simple.
I'll ask you some questions that only first-class idols can answer.
Please answer them like an idol.
The team that gets the most zabutons will win!
Yes!
Let's move on to the first topic.
The first one is...
Idols often get presents from their fans.
As a fan, I'll say...
What do you want as a present?
Just say it!
So, as an idol, please make a good start.
Are you ready?
Let's go!
If you're ready...
You're fast!
You can do it!
Let's go, Julia!
I'll go first.
Hey, what do you want as a present?
Just say it!
Well, it might not be possible...
But I want your love.
That's great!
Let's give her one!
In real life!
Do you use it in real life?
In real life!
That's great!
You can't say you want something.
I see.
That's great, too!
Next!
What do you want for a present? Say anything!
I'm happy to get a present, but I'm happy enough with just that feeling.
I wonder if you really think so.
I don't have any desires, so I'm happy with just that feeling.
Which one is stronger, appetite, sleep, or sexual desire?
Sleep... Oh, is it appetite?
Number two.
Number two...
Number two is sleep.
Number three, too.
All three of them?
All three of them.
If it's all three of them, it's sexual desire.
Don't cut it out!
Did I do something wrong?
I won't cut it out!
Next!
Okay, I've decided!
Okay!
Here I go.
What do you want for a present? Say anything!
Anything you touched is fine.
What?!
Erotic! Erotic!
Give me one!
What do you mean, "what?"
She chose it for me and touched it for me.
I see, I see.
That's how it is.
You think about it and...
I think about it and...
That's how you say it.
Isn't it good?
Your fans will like it.
Let's move on to number 12.
What do you want for a present? Say anything!
Oh, a present!
Oh, it's Christmas!
Rather than a present, I'll spend Christmas with you!
Hey, that's funny!
Hey, watch where you're going!
Watch where you're going!
That's funny!
Ego-chan, wait a minute!
Take it away! Take it away!
It was boring!
She said it in a small voice, "it was boring"!
Then, Yuria-san, it's your turn.
What do you want for your present? Say anything!
Well, expensive and delicious food...
Caviar, boyavia, caviar...
Don't think about it!
Boyavia...
Finally, Hizaki's stupid answer ends the first group.
Then, we'll switch members and move on to the second topic.
Anyway, being an idol means having a troubled face.
Even if you're angry, you can be forgiven for having a troubled face.
So, I'll say, "Hey, you! Don't mess with me!"
So, don't think about it and have a troubled face that will be forgiven.
You can add one more word.
Then, Rena-chan!
Hey, you! Don't mess with me!
It hurts here...
Cute!
It hurts here!
Bring me one!
Hooray!
You have power!
Show your cuteness by saying "it hurts here."
Sure, sure!
Then, next!
Yes, yes! Churi, go! Churi, go!
Hey, don't mess with me!
Sorry, beam!
Beep, beep, beep!
Stupid bastard!
What's she doing?
Let's cut you down, bastard!
I'm scared!
Don't grab me!
Because the beam won't come out!
You're scary, scary, scary...
Okay, next!
Both sides. Let's go.
Hey, you! Don't mess with me!
Forgive me, pyon!
Oh, that's good, isn't it? One card!
Oh, I'm sorry.
That's what happens.
Is this human?
What is it?
Wait a minute, young man, is this human or not?
So, for a topic like this that you don't like...
Well, as an idol, there are times when the camera suddenly comes in front of a commercial or a program.
At such times and after a commercial, you have to make a cute reaction that makes you want to see it.
So, even after a commercial, I will say "it will continue" as a host.
So, please act like an idol according to the song.
Well, let's go, Darth!
Yes!
Even after a commercial, it will continue!
Keep watching Akari all the time, okay?
Go home, go home, channel!
No way! You're just an idol, aren't you?
No, I'll do it myself before the commercial!
You have to do it yourself!
If it's Akari Suda, it's a show!
Hey, take off your socks.
Take off one of your socks!
It's not a zabu anymore, so take off one of your socks.
You're going to take it away?!
No, it's because I like magazines.
She moves!
Okay, next...
Takayanagi, let's go!
After a commercial, it will continue!
You can't change your channel anymore.
It's scary!
It's scary, but...
No, no!
It's scary, but it has an impact.
It was a little funny.
I thought it would stay even after the commercial.
It can't be helped, let's give her one.
Yay!
I'm happy about this!
It's difficult, but it has an impact.
Can you do it, Rena-san?
I'll do my best!
After a commercial, it will continue!
This program is brought to you by you.
The timing was very bad.
Surprisingly, the camera was attached earlier than I thought.
The cameraman said it was bad, right?
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
Please sit down.
You can't work if you sit down, can you?
He always forgives me.
I understand.
Please give me one of these.
What? No way!
Please withdraw it.
I brought it!
It's not wrong to say that.
I was just curious about what you were wearing.
I didn't know what you were saying.
It's fatal.
Are you ready for the last one?
Can you do it?
I definitely want to see it!
Can you do it?
I definitely have to buy a commercial!
This is the last one.
Let's do "dance".
The commercial will continue!
After this, we will announce the present.
We don't need it! We don't need those socks!
You want it, don't you?
We don't need it. We really don't need it.
Time's up!
You came back!
We didn't need it!
Now, we will switch members and move on to the next topic.
It is common for single idols to be invited to a meal by a male celebrity.
However, S.K. members who are not allowed to date need to be gentle in order not to hurt others.
So, I will be the male celebrity and invite you to a meal.
Please give me a nice and cute reply.
Can you do it, Oya-chan?
Let's do it!
Hey, let's go for a meal tonight, shall we?
I'm sorry. I have to ask the moon for a nice day tomorrow.
Isn't it good?
Isn't it good for the moon?
You do it every day, don't you?
Does it hurt your head?
You do it every day, don't you?
That doesn't work for me.
Let's do it!
Furuhada-chan, shall we go?
Hey, let's go for a meal tonight, shall we?
The magic melts at 12 o'clock.
It looks like a fresh fish.
Are you tired of me, Oya-chan?
Bring me one.
First-generation people are old-fashioned.
First-generation people are purple.
They are very purple.
Why do you say that?
I can't help it.
Let's move on to the next one.
Do your best, Minoru.
Let's go.
Would you like to go out for dinner tonight?
I'm sorry.
But, instead of me...
No, no, no.
There is no idol who is cute even if she is short.
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
But, I'm fine with it.
Next one is a little different from what we expected.
Eko-chan, please give out the gifts.
Okay.
It's almost Christmas.
You will be Santa Claus.
I will be a little boy.
I was a good boy this year.
Please give me a gift.
Please give me a cute answer like an idol.
Okay.
A little boy is asking you.
Okay.
Who will go first?
Oya-chan.
I didn't raise my hand.
Raise your hand.
Raise it.
I didn't raise my hand.
Raise it.
Okay, Oba-chan.
I was a good boy this year.
Please give me a gift.
I'm sorry.
I forgot the gift.
Then, instead of me, please sleep with your soft eyes.
She bit you.
Why do you have a face?
You have a face and you are biting.
It's scary.
You are biting your own chest.
Please stop it.
Okay, I will go.
Santa Claus, I was a good boy this year.
Please give me a gift.
Kiss on my cheek.
A little more next year.
Maybe higher than middle school.
Men are very strict.
One year.
Okubo-san, do you have any ideas?
Ideas?
What are you whispering about?
Now?
Yes, that's it.
I heard you say "gu-gu-gu-gu-gu".
Don't do it.
Oya-chan, can you do it?
Yes.
I have a feeling something is going to happen.
Sando-san, you were a good boy this year. Give me a gift.
"gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu".
One.
You did it!
Now that Oya's joke has grabbed Okubo-san's heart, the members have been changed.
Finally, the next is the last topic. How many opportunities will they get the championship?
Especially, idols are very involved in many people and work.
For that reason, even if you are suddenly talked to by a staff you met by chance, there are cases where you are in trouble without remembering your name, right?
So, I will be a staff whose name has been forgotten and say "long time no see, how are you?"
Everyone, please cut through this pinch with an idol- like response.
I see.
Then, let's go. Shibata.
Yes.
Shibata, how are you?
Ah, I'm fine.
Next time, I will send you a swimsuit like my manager, so please give me your email address and name.
That's good.
I didn't know you were crying about that topic.
You can say it yourself now.
I will give you two great ones.
Then, Matsuri.
Here I go.
Oh, it's been a while. How are you?
Ah, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but...
When I saw you smile, I felt energetic!
Are you making fun of me?
It has nothing to do with my name.
It has nothing to do with it, right?
It has nothing to do with asking for my name.
The best technique is to avoid talking about it.
Then, it's worth tens of thousands of yen.
I don't know what you're up to, but please take one with you.
Okay, let's go, Mrs. Sato.
I can do a good acting.
Yeah, acting is important.
Oh, how are you, Mrs. Sato? It's been a while.
Um, I'm sorry to say this, but I had a car accident the other day and now I'm depressed.
Oh, really?
I'm sorry!
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
No, no, it's okay, it's heavy, it's heavy, it's heavy!
Oh, you remembered me!
Thank you so much!
No, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
My memory is back a little!
That's good! Give her two!
Yes!
You look like you had a car accident and your face looks like it's fading, so you're strong.
Okay, that's it!
Here's the results!
Team One has five!
Team Two has two!
Team Three has one!
Team Young Fresh has one!
And so, Team One is the winner!
Yes!
It was a close match!
Yay!
There were a lot of results, so I have a lot of impressions left.
I'm in the first or second place now, so I'd like to choose the person who came in first or second place.
And so, this time, the center is...
I didn't expect an old woman's tongue to get entangled.
I realized that it's more interesting for something to come out than for it to be made.
Your laughter is deep.
And so, this time, the order of seats was like this.
Next time...
A lot of people choose the center's seat.
The final battle to take the center's seat.
The dirty match between idols remains.
Opening now!
I'm going to lose at the center seat of SK.
A serious battle to take out the center's seat.
Who will get the center seat?