AISubs v3.5
Let me ask you a question.
What is the most embarrassing thing in the entertainment world?
Like scandals?
Scandals, yes.
Something like stealing?
Even in general society, it's embarrassing.
Don't you know?
What is it?
It's when two characters overlap.
An idol group doesn't need two bad characters.
You're taking it off.
I'm not.
Matsumura and Suda.
But what do you think about overlapping characters?
Life.
What do you think about Mukaida?
Life.
Mukaida has higher quality and is cute.
That's how it is.
Even if you overlap, it's okay if the next person is higher.
So we're going to set up an all-overlap committee.
What kind of committee?
There are members of very similar characters.
And we're going to have them compete against each other.
And I'm going to choose only one member of that character.
And the one who loses has to seal that character.
What?!
No way!
So I have to change my character?
Yes, you have to change your character.
If it's Matsumura or Suda, you have to choose one of them.
Matsumura!
"BONDI RATE"'s "VERY FRIDAY NIGHT"!
Let's start with the first battle!
Kimoto, Matsui, Saito...
What kind of characters do you think you're wearing?
If it's you two, I'd say "slippery characters".
You have your own taste.
If you include Kanon, I'd say "cute characters".
That's for sure!
No, no, no...
Kanon, you don't have to go that far...
I know you say it, but...
It's not like that!
You're wearing...
"hate without losing" characters!
If it's you two, I'd say "me".
You don't have to go that far!
First of all, we'll announce the characters we'll be using in the battle!
Here they are!
We have a lively frog!
She's lively!
She's lively today, too!
She jumped up at once!
No, no, no...
The three of you will battle against...
"hate without losing" characters!
Frog moving battle!
From this aquarium to the aquarium over there...
We'll have you move as many frogs as you can!
You have one minute!
The person who moves the most frogs...
Will be certified as "hate without losing" characters!
That's right!
You don't want to lose, do you?!
No!
Sure!
Then please start!
Alright!
Whose hands will "hate without losing" characters be handed to?
Frog moving battle, start!
Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Matsuri Jr. and Saito Makiko.
You only have one minute!
Kimoto and Kanon.
Kangaroo and Kanon have moved.
You only have one minute!
You can't see any "Zero" anymore!
Matsui Zunya is here!
The scream has stopped!
All of you hate Matsui Zunya!
Please say your reply!
My face feels weird!
The one who moved you the most is the one who hates Matsui Zunya!
Go! Go!
Go!
Matsui Zunya is in the aquarium!
Shibata is there!
Don't look over there!
Go! Go!
Kanon, please pick one of them!
Please!
Do you really hate Matsui Zunya?
If you pick one of them, you win!
One minute has passed, but the game hasn't progressed.
The rules have changed.
You can do it!
You can pick one of them!
Go! Go!
Even after five minutes has passed, no one can touch the frog.
It can't be helped.
Time's up!
There's also a frog's stamina.
That's right! It's pitiful!
Why do you hate Matsui Zunya?
Furukawa-san, please bring one of them here.
What should we do?
She's very quiet.
Furukawa-san won!
Furukawa-san is the winner of this game!
Furukawa-san has passed the judging of the Kerakaburi Special Committee.
Furukawa-san is recognized as a person who hates Matsui Zunya of SKE48.
Thank you!
Did I hate Matsui Zunya?
Congratulations!
What's wrong with you?
From now on, don't say "I can do it better"
Thank you
It's impossible. Didn't you hate losing?
Thank you
You should have eaten it
What?
You should have eaten the frog
Eat the frog? How cruel of you to say that in front of me
Let's move on to the next match
Saki, Kitagawa, Oya, Mukai, what are you wearing?
What is it?
A modest character
What is it?
Don't be so naive. You guys are stupid
Don't be stupid
Yoha is still...
Let's go in here since we don't know what it is
The game you will play is...
Who is the real stupid character?
Stupid-filled funny battle
I will explain the rules
You will use the items freely and do stupid-filled funny battle
If you say "interesting" and raise the card, you will win
If you come up with an idea, there is a big green thing over there
Do you know what it is?
Even if you are stupid, you should know what it is
There is no such big thing
You will do stupid-filled funny battle over there
The last person will be recognized as a stupid- filled funny character
I have an idea
The stupid-filled funny battle earlier...
For now, you three can participate in it
I love this kind of thing!
So, among these seven girls, who is the real "ponkotsu" is...
The "mono-boke" competition, start!
Let's start with Sana-chan!
Oh, first of all...
Go for it, Ryo!
Four of you!
Matsui and Jimina, please do the "mono-boke"!
Merry Christmas!
Ok, Oko-pi!
No!
I'm going to learn this!
Please do the "mono-boke"!
I'm going!
"Frying", "bread"!
What?
You're putting it on me!
I'm sorry!
Please do it!
Oh, who is it?
Oh, Jurina!
Oh, Jurina-san!
She found out that I'm cleaning!
Ok!
Jurina-san and Jurina, is this ok?
Ok! I used "double" this time!
Oh, it looks kind of fun!
It looks kind of fun!
What's going on?
I'm kind of looking forward to it!
Ok, Jurina-san, please do the "mono-boke"!
"Tsunari-ki"!
How did you know?!
I don't know! Ok!
She said "ok"!
Did you just make up "tsunari-ki"?
I made it up, so it's ok!
Ok!
Ok, who's going?
Mizuki-san!
Please do the "mono-boke"!
Using a hint...
"Jyakuniku-kyoushaku"!
That's good! Ok!
She said "ok"!
Clever!
Later!
Ok!
Saito-san!
Please do the "mono-boke"!
"Pi"!
OK!
Shimoneta, it's alright.
It's alright. Logically, it's influential, isn't it for Shimoneta?
There are only 3 people left. 3 people left!
There it is!
Now, Mr. Kikimoto, without fail!
Ban!
Shimoneta has been selected!
OK!
Only Oya and Kitagawa are remaining.
Who will be the true comparison choosing partner?
You put out a lot of numbers. Do you have a ranking possession?
I guess you're alright with those numbers, Oya.
Did you put out a number?
Next, two people.
Two people.
Kitagawa-san, please.
Look, Ryoha's dog.
That's impossible.
I won't forgive you if you do it again.
This is...
Oya-san, you have it now.
Go!
With what you have, go!
Something will be born!
Oya-san!
Kitagawa-san, please!
Hey!
No!
The opposite is not good!
No!
Two people.
Which is the real treasure?
First of all, will it fit in?
Fundamentally impossible.
You know most of them won't fit in.
I won't give up.
So, shall we say goodbye?
Now, Oya-san!
Oya-san!
Oya-san escaped!
Oya-san!
Well done!
You can't use it as it is.
Do you have a basketball?
What else does it look like?
Watermelon.
No, that's enough for today.
Oya-san has appeared!
So, Kitagawa has been recognized as an SKE stupid character.
Let's move on to the next confrontation!
Furuhata, Sato, Sera, Oba!
The next confrontation will be between erotic characters!
Erotic Shiritori Confrontation!
Shiritori!
Now, I will explain the rules.
You will say erotic words during the game.
If more than two people say erotic words, it is OK.
If more than two people say erotic words and it is not OK, it is OUT.
The person who will decide the winner is...
When you say erotic words, your face will turn red immediately.
These three adults!
Why me?
These three people?
Oya-san, Furukawa-san, and Takainori-san!
Either way, it's my side!
Now, in this erotic Shiritori,
the best entertainer, erotic entertainer, Oakpoppy will also participate!
I can't win!
Dosukebe!
Dosukebe! Thank you!
Who will be the first erotic entertainer?
The first character is "wa" in "erotic entertainer".
"Erotic entertainer" selection, start!
The first erotic entertainer is Furuhata.
Marajimushi, ta-be-te
Please give your judgment!
I'm the first one!
Thank you!
The way you said it was cute!
The first character is "te" in "ta-be-te".
Sato-san, please give your judgment!
"Te" in "sawatte"
Your judgment is...
Yes!
Clear!
She's cute!
Next is Oba-san.
The first character is "te" in "sawatte".
ten-ko-mo-ri
Your judgment is...
Good!
I like it!
You lost! Clear!
The first character is "ri" in "ten-ko-mo-ri".
Okubo-san, please give your judgment!
ri-su-za-ru
Your judgment is...
Good job!
She's cute!
She's erotic and cute!
Good job!
The second game is...
run-pa-ta
You lost!
Your judgment is...
ka-mo-ga-ri-ma-s-ta
Clear!
Sato-san, please give your judgment!
Dad, don't look at me!
She's cute!
Your judgment is...
Of course, it's clear!
She's in a good situation!
Oba-san, please give your judgment!
me-mi-tsume-te
Your judgment is...
I don't like how you say it.
You lost!
Here, Oba lost and it became a three-man match.
After that, Okubo, Furuhata and Sato successfully cleared the game and advanced to the fourth lap.
And finally, in the fourth lap...
I'm getting nervous.
Will it be okay?
Gakkai Nihon!
Perfect!
It's neither erotic nor cute.
Now, Sato and Okubo.
Who is the real erotic face character?
Next up is "jiri jiri suru"'s Sato.
I wanted to do "run run" but I ended up doing "bak bak".
Stop it!
The verdict is...
This is embarrassing!
I want to see it a little more!
Stop it!
For Okubo, the first character is "ta" in "shichatta".
"Azemichi" in "tambo".
The verdict is...
You lost!
Next up is Sato with "chi" in "azemichi".
It feels great!
The verdict is...
Gakkai Nihon wins!
So, the winner is Okubo P!
Yes! I protected it!
As expected of the winner!
I protected it!
Wasn't it you who stayed until the end?
If it was me, I would have stayed until the end!
Because I stayed until the end!
So, SKE's erotic face character has been certified as Okubo P.
Don't say erotic things, baby!
I'm not!
Next up is "shibata" and "matsumura"!
Yes!
Could it be...
As I thought, I'm not that cute either, so I'm wearing an ugly character.
Strong! Strong!
Wait, wait! Overreaction!
You're so strong and you're staring at people like that?
Ah! Poor thing! Poor thing!
A pitiful character, right?
No, no, no!
I'm sure of it now, but I'm a character I hate!
And so, the two of you will be competing against...
Ta-dah! "shibata" vs "matsumura"!
Pantsuit Matchup!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You heard that, didn't you?
As soon as I took out my pantsuit...
"ugly" came out of it!
"shibata" came out of it!
Let me explain the rules.
The two of you will wear pantsuits and pull each other as hard as you can.
The one whose pantsuit comes off will lose.
The one who loses will be recognized as an ugly character.
Furthermore, which of you will continue to be hated by "ugly"?
"shibata", please show us your face!
Ah, that's nice.
It's a small face, right?
Small faces have an effect, don't they?
"matsumura", please show us your face!
You don't have to say anything extra. It's pretty interesting.
Your face and your pantsuit picture are completely different!
Your picture and pantsuit picture are completely different!
Are you ready? Here we go!
Ready...
It's long, it's long, it's long...
- Start! Go! - Now, it's a showdown between characters Okamoto doesn't like!
- First, Matsumura, pull! - Matsumura, pull!
- Pull as far as you can! - Shibata, go, go, go! Move forward!
- Go! - Shibata, move forward!
- Power! Power up! Power up! - Matsumura's face is getting bigger and bigger!
- A little more! A little more! A little more! - Ah! She lost her face!
- She lost her face! - Shibata wins!
- Yay! - Wait for me!
- It was fine halfway through, but in the end... - Wait for me!
- It went away! - It went away in one go!
- Let's give Matsumura a certificate of approval! - Yes!
- Yes! Yes! - Matsumura has passed the judgment from the Attorney General's Office,
- Yes! - so she is approved as an OCBO-P character who is constantly hated by the members of the SKE48!
- Thank you very much! - Congratulations!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Next up is Suda, Takayanagi, Furukawa, Kinoshita... - Yes!
- Who do you think you're playing as? - What?
- Yes! - It's a long, long time!
Kusuo-i, Kusuo-i, milking...
(Kusuo-i, Kusuo-i, milking... )
Kusuo-i, Kusuo-i, milking...
It's not milking!
What you're wearing is "gui-gui" character.
Gui-gui? It's not!
That feeling! That feeling!
That feeling you're getting now!
It's not! It's not!
So, the competition you'll compete is...
"Gui-gui" character battle!
"Nuru-nuru" fish-shaped bun battle!
Let me explain the rules.
The basic rule is the same as sumo wrestling.
If you touch the mat with your hands and knees or go outside of the ring, you lose.
This match is played twice.
The person who leaves the strongest impression wins.
I see.
That person will be recognized as SK's "gui gui" character.
Four "gui gui" characters who want to advance to the next round.
The first match is Suda versus Kinoshita.
Kinoshita, how do you feel?
I can't do anything without me!
Is that so?
I can't do anything without me!
Please eat the lotion from your head.
What is this?
I got one.
I'm scared!
Okay, look at me!
Ready...
Go!
Okay, first...
She's going for a motion.
She's going for a distance.
She's going for a turn.
Kinoshita is going for a turn.
Please show us your sumo moves.
What is this?
She's dancing and balancing.
She's alone.
She pushed him!
She's aiming for him.
Don't push me!
She's attacking him with words.
She's doing sumo for a long time.
She's going for a throw.
She's throwing him!
Kinoshita wins!
Both of them fought until the end.
But Kinoshita won by throwing him in the end.
I'm scared!
Next up is another match of fate.
Furukawa versus Takayanagi.
Hey, bird.
I'm going to make you fly!
Hey, pervert!
Pervert?
Hey, bird.
I'm going to make you wet!
Do you like it?
I like it.
Let the match begin!
Don't lose!
Look at each other!
Your butts are so pretty.
What are you two doing?
Be serious!
Look at each other!
Ready!
Go!
It's a little higher.
Look at each other!
Move forward!
Shake hands!
Look at each other!
Hug each other!
Why?
Don't lose!
Which one is the real one?
Throw or not?
What's going on?
Which one is the real one?
Throw or not?
It's a tie!
Nakayana-gi wins!
Just like in the previous match,
Fulcar, who is not good at sports, was caught by Nakayana-gi and lost.
We've seen a lot of matches, but we've decided!
Suda looks like an SKE character!
No way, Suda-san!
Suda-san is like this.
She comes to me seriously.
The center of the show.
It's tough, isn't it?
When you don't know what to do, you're like...
What?
Why?
Well, Yohata...
Yohata, can I be the center?
Why?
What's the reason for that?
The reason? You grew up to be a watermelon, didn't you?
What?
That's weird!
It's not weird!
Is this a show like this?
So, this is the current ranking.
Next week's "Ebi Friday Night" is "Ebi store, where idols live".
It hurts here.
Who will get the most zartons?
Zartons! I'll take all of them!
You can't change your channel anymore.