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The battle for the title of "absolute standard" for idols...
SKE48 KAWAII GRAND PRIX FINAL!
How do you feel about this tournament, Okuo- producer?
Well... Yano-san, is it okay for you to lecture me like this?
What are you talking about?
I was too serious just now, so I'm a little confused...
Let's raise the tension!
Should we raise the tension?
Thank you very much!
Well, I've produced a lot of songs for 48 so far,
but I realized that I have to be cute as an idol!
That's the basic part of being an idol, isn't it?
I forgot about the basic part, so I'm going to do it this time!
I see.
Now, let me introduce you to the first KAWAII GRAND PRIX FINAL tournament regulations.
There will be 16 participants in total.
Four people will be divided into four blocks, and they will compete for cuteness in each block.
After four blocks, the cutest member out of 16 members will win the KAWAII GRAND PRIX!
Now, let's get started!
It's finally the beginning of the battle!
Don't overdo it...
KAWAII GRAND PRIX FINAL
A-BLOCK's theme is "Being a younger sister and begging for love".
The cameraman will play the role of "onii-chan" and the members will ask for birthday presents in a cute way.
The members will come up with all the contents and pay attention to their younger sister's clothes as well.
By the way, let me introduce you to the cameraman who will play the role of "onii-chan", Mr. Yamauchi!
Why is Mr. Yamauchi here?
Mr. Yamauchi is actually the uncle of Team B's Yamauchi Suzuran of AKB48!
What?!
Uncle?!
Your uncle is the cameraman?!
By the way, I heard that your favorite idol is Ms. Manda Hisako.
I've heard that you are quite old-fashioned.
The first challenger is this person!
Ms. Manda Hisako!
She is now in the middle of developing her adult charm and dancing!
She is also an old-fashioned woman who praises dancing the most in the world of idols!
Tonight, she will battle as an erotic younger sister!
Let's get started!
READY... FIGHT!
You remember what day it is, don't you?
Buy me a birthday present!
It's embarrassing for me to go alone! You're so cute!
But it's my birthday present, so take me with you!
But...
I don't want to be separated from you!
Hold my hand, onii-chan!
It's been a while!
You have to touch me directly at the end!
I just reached out my hand!
Mr. Jakayano, you're noisy!
I'm sorry.
I see!
And "Kiss and Cry" is also moving.
We can't hear the score.
What is it?
This time, coach Rosana is also participating.
What kind of order did you receive?
Let's start!
Score announcement!
Ms. Furuhata's score is...
73 points!
This is a high score!
Ms. Rosana is cheering!
What are you looking at?
The scoreboard is in high position.
The scoreboard is set in high position, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Well, as for the twist of "Tsui" and "Dere" and "Tsui" and "Dere"
It was good, but it didn't have enough acting power and expression power.
I see.
I think it would have been better if "Tsui" and "Dere" had been separated more.
The next challenger, Suda, was expected to be a candidate for the championship.
But the result didn't shake and it was 48 points.
Rosana, too!
Rosana!
Now, here is the next challenger.
Wow! She appeared with great enthusiasm!
This is her first appearance on a program!
The final weapon of SKE!
Don't say English!
The youngest, 13 years old!
She is a beloved "suekko" character!
She is an active female junior high school student!
This is the real 13-year-old "suekko"!
Burn up!
She is too energetic!
Excuse me.
She is cute!
She is different from the "dance room" just now.
She has a great sense of transparency!
Look at Suda's face!
She is angry!
She is scary!
She was angry before she was caught by the police.
She has an unusual sense of rudeness.
Now, let's begin.
Ready?
Start!
Hey, Yuna. For your next birthday present, I want a teddy bear for you.
But you are already 13 years old. You can't sleep with me, can you?
So, I will sleep with you instead of my teddy bear.
So, please!
OK! The end!
She is too strong! She is overwhelming!
She is strong! She is definitely strong!
Well, her lines are not so twisted and simple.
But her existence is OK, no matter what you say.
Now, it's the third round.
Please announce the award for the youngest, Ego Yuna!
Ego-chan's award is...
120 points!
Yes! 100 points!
She has exceeded 100 points!
I have exceeded 100 points! I'm sorry!
No...
This is already...
This is already more than 100 points!
Is that so?
It's more than I imagined!
I'm happy!
Cute!
So far, she is the top of the list! She is overwhelming!
Now, however...
Her big destiny is about to appear!
It's her entrance!
That's right!
She is the absolute center of SKE! Matsui Yuna!
Oh, what a wonderful entrance!
Oh, it's already starting! It's beautiful!
She is skating!
She used to cosplay as a host and made herself look like an orc.
I think she is used to it.
As expected of her little sister, isn't she disturbing you?
Oh, what is it? You bit your lower lip.
16 tea!
What?
16 tea!
16 tea! She said it!
She said it! 16 tea!
But her expression and acting skills are outstanding!
That's right!
I want to look forward to her acting!
Now, let's begin!
READY... FIGHT!
Good morning! Good morning!
You're showing your belly!
You're looking at me too much!
Hey, hey, hey!
Take me to the amusement park today!
And, tomorrow, aquarium!
What?
You can't because you have plans?
What?
What? Girlfriend?
No! No!
Because... Because... Do you know why I'm wearing these bear socks?
Socks?
Because...
If you have a boyfriend...
You'll be in trouble!
She said it! She said it!
What a dramatic development!
As expected of Dai Honmei!
By the way, she said she had a boyfriend.
Dai Honmei, you're that kind of person, aren't you?
Matsuri Jurina, thanks to this bonus, received 75 points.
Thank you very much!
And so, the winner of Block A is Ego Yuna!
And so, the theme of Block B is "Becoming a girlfriend and making cute baked mochi".
This time, Yamauchi-san, who is dressed like a boyfriend, will bake cute baked mochi for us.
By the way, why on earth would you bake baked mochi, etc., are all self-produced.
Please also pay attention to the date clothes of the person in question.
And so, let's have the first challenger appear!
It's the delusional otaku idol, Rukawa Airi!
She loves 2D, and her house is filled with dubious manga!
Her delusional baked mochi will now become reality!
Do you call it "material", "color", and "person"?
Yes!
Isn't the way you show your thighs great?
Yes!
How is it? Can you bake baked mochi cutely?
I'll do my best!
That's not what you said!
Then, let's begin!
Ready, fight!
The movie was fun!
Danmitsu-san's body was amazing!
Maybe you saw Danmitsu-san's movie?
Huh? Yes!
Where are you looking at?
You're thinking about Danmitsu-san again, aren't you?
Well, I don't have a beautiful body like Danmitsu- san, but I think I have a good expression.
What are you talking about?
So, tonight...
...do you want to try Danmitsu-san?
Wow! She said it!
She said it right in the middle of it!
She said "do you want to try Danmitsu-san", didn't she?
Yes!
Do you know Danmitsu-san's movie? The one where you're tied up naked?
Yes!
She said "do you want to try Danmitsu-san", didn't she?
As an idol, Rukawa Airi attacked the last line of Danmitsu-san!
Her high score was 89 points.
Next, Ishtar Aladdin, who is funny and active.
He is a type of person who men like.
By the way, how old are you?
I'm 17 years old.
You are older than me.
Let's get started.
Ready, fight!
Come here.
You often sit together.
Come and sit down.
I had a lot of fun at the culture festival yesterday.
Your dancing was so cool.
You are good at dancing.
I like you more.
How do you feel?
You saw a lot of beautiful girls yesterday.
I was very jealous of you.
Don't you know?
She is going home.
But...
She is not going home.
But...
If you hug me, I will forgive you.
The end.
This is amazing.
She was completely danced.
What do you think about it?
I don't like it when my friends do it.
I don't like it.
But men like it the most.
Ishtar's acting that captures men's hearts.
Can she exceed 89 points of Furukawa?
Ishtar's score is...
91 points!
She exceeded it again!
She is in the first place!
Ishtar is in the first place beyond Furukawa's score.
Matsumura and Shibata will try next.
As expected, B block is Ishtar's victory.
Next is C block.
The theme is "Idol Food Report".
The members will change into cute costumes and do a cake food report.
The first challenger is...
Maripe!
She's a fashionista, fashionista idol, Mukaida Balance!
It looks good on you, maid-san!
It suits you!
Really?
Why did you choose this outfit?
Well, when you say "cake", maid-san and waitress- san's outfits go well together, so...
Let's look forward to it!
Ready?
Fight!
Thank you for the food!
She's doing it properly!
Oh, it's good! The angle is good!
It's good!
But I really like strawberries, so I'll eat it first!
She's good at picking them up!
Master!
Oh, it's good!
Oh, she's good at it!
I see. I see.
Oh, Mukaida scored 98 points for a high score all of a sudden.
The next member didn't get any points for nothing.
I'm tired of it. Take it.
Good night!
The shop is amazing. Wow!
The shop is amazing.
As a result, Mukaida won with overwhelming strength.
And the last "D" block.
The theme is "Kawaii-sa de Gomakase. Daichi-koku no Iiwake".
The members will make "kawaii-ku, chikoku no iiwake" excuses to their seniors at work.
The job is up to you. The female role is played by Okubo P.
There will be no meeting at all.
You will be challenged with an ad-lib of "buttsuke honban".
The first challenger is...
A self-proclaimed "genius who doesn't take things seriously" Yuzaki Yuri!
What's this?
Is it "CA"?
"CA"?
It's "CA"!
Let's begin.
Ready? Fight!
Oh, no!
I'm sorry for being late!
You're late. The plane has already left.
It hasn't left yet.
The plane has already left. What are you doing?
Senpai, listen to me.
What's up?
I like fortune-telling, don't you?
When I read fortune-telling in the morning, it said "don't get on the plane today".
I thought I had to get on it.
But when I think about it, I haven't seen you for a month.
That's right.
So I wanted to see you, and I ran here.
And...
Senpai, don't make such a scary face.
It's OK.
Well, Senpai...
Let's do "take...something" with me.
take...something
Don't make such a funny face!
End!
She ended it herself!
Zero points!
Kizaki set fire to Oakbow P's anger.
No way, zero points!
The next challenger is this player!
Thank you for waiting, Oakbow P!
She's a good player and she's from Kitagawa.
She's a nurse.
Let's begin. Ready... Start!
I'm sorry.
It's not "I'm sorry." Your surgery has begun.
I'm sorry.
What were you doing? Why were you late?
I'm sorry.
Tell me the reason.
Were you sleeping or what? You have a reason, don't you?
I'm sorry.
So...
It's not "I'm sorry." You know why you couldn't make it on time, don't you?
If you don't get mad, you won't get mad.
Everyone has a reason for being late.
There must be one. Being late is...
If you try not to be late, you'll wake up in the morning and get on the train in time.
Why couldn't you do it?
She's talking about her teacher.
I won't be late anymore, so please don't hate me.
Time's up!
I feel like I was beaten up.
In the end, Kitagawa kept apologizing without making excuses.
Ryoha's score is...
88 points!
She easily surpassed Kizaki!
88 points!
Everyone is booing her.
I don't think it's good for her if she keeps being spoiled like this.
But this is the last one, so I'll be nice to her.
OK!
OK! Wonderful! 88 points!
She is in first place!
She is cute and she is slow.
She is the third player!
She is from Osaka!
She is erotic!
She is a police!
Let's start!
Ready?
Start!
She is slow!
I'm really sorry!
Please listen to me!
She is really slow!
You were eating, weren't you?
I was eating?
You were eating, weren't you?
I was eating takoyaki.
You were eating takoyaki?
I was eating takoyaki.
Then, the takoyaki fell down!
The takoyaki...
And...
When I thought I passed it,
I was eating next to it and I was like this!
You are really slow!
I didn't know what to do!
You were eating and you were like this...
I wanted to watch a new movie!
You saw a new movie?
That's right!
It's really funny!
Have you seen it, boss?
You only see it on TV!
Oh, it's on TV!
No, you can't go!
Let's go!
Do you want to see it live?
Yes!
Please do it live!
She is talking in a funny way!
For some reason, she is talking in a funny way!
Let's go!
I want to go!
What is it about?
She is talking in a funny way!
This is a great technique! This has never been done before!
She got me!
You got me!
Shut up!
You got me!
What is Saito's score after changing the atmosphere of the studio?
My score is...
1200 points!
Unbelievable!
It's doubled from 120 points!
I had a lot of fun today.
I had a lot of fun today, but it's still 1200 points!
She is satisfied!
Congratulations on your 1200 points, Saito!
It was overwhelmingly strong!
And finally, the last challenger is...
She doesn't know what she is going to do. She is unstable.
She is coming in!
Please!
What is it?
Why?
Why are you wearing a ninja costume?
Why?
Are you a ninja?
Can I ask you why you are a ninja?
I am a ninja, whether it is a costume or not!
Excuse me.
I do not want to be involved in this...
If you have time to think...
Even if I think about it, I can not think of anything.
Are you sure?
Please come!
All right!
Let's do it!
Ready?
Fight!
Oh my! Kayokomaru!
Kayokomaru! What's up?
Sorry for being late.
The training has started!
You're making us wait!
No!
I'm not as good as you all, so I woke up at 5 a.m. and trained alone in the mountains!
That doesn't mean you can make us wait for other training!
Oh, she's getting excited!
Kayokomaru has a great technique, so I thought I could beat him!
Let me see your training!
That's right! While I was on my way here, my dog collapsed!
Your dog?
It was injured!
Your injured dog?
So I used a technique to heal it!
You can do that?
Are you a ninja or a magician?
I'm a dog! I'm a dog!
I'll heal you!
I'm a dog!
Your dog is healed?
I'm a dog!
You've mastered a great technique!
That's right!
You're graduating!
Kayokomaru is graduating!
I'm graduating!
Will a miracle happen to Takayanagi?
Takayanagi's score is...
- 200 points!
What a minus!
Takayanagi, you got a minus for the camera!
A ninja starts with a minus!
I'll get to the top!
That's a famous saying!
No, no, no!
It's not a famous saying!
She's got a strong heart!
That's right!
So, the winner of the Hawaiian Grand Prix is Saito Makiko!
With this result in mind, we will end this episode here.
We will now play a new song by SKE.
Next time on Heavy Friday Night...
It's a first-time match against someone who wears the same character.
I'm a little crazy, but don't get cocky!
Your face is totally different dimensional!
SKE doesn't need two people with the same character.
You like that?