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Oh, it's hard.
I don't want to work anymore.
Ms. Okubo!
I'm going back to the countryside.
Hey, Ms. Okubo!
Huh?
Who said something just now?
Didn't you say something bad just now?
Matsumura, what did you say?
I didn't say anything, Ms. Okubo!
You said it a lot, boss!
A.K.A. BODY EIGHT's "HAPPY FRIDAY NIGHT"!
Are you ready?!
Yes!
You know, idol singers' "sing and dance" is old- fashioned.
What?!
You can't survive like that.
Besides singing and dancing, I have this kind of weapon!
Yes!
Gosh, you're too loud!
What is it?!
The mansion can imitate you.
Do it properly!
Yes!
Everyone...
Wait!
Once again...
Mr. Okubo!
A.K.A. BODY EIGHT!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Hey, guys, don't hang out with her.
Thank you!
To survive in the entertainment world,
what's important is "yoisho"!
"Yoisho"!
I'll open it!
Is it okay?
It's this teacher! Please come in!
Ah!
Excuse me!
Please come in, teacher!
Ah!
Teacher...
I'm sorry for a second!
Eh?
Who made this door?
It's me!
Among all the doors I've opened so far,
this one was the easiest to open!
It's me!
Amazing!
With that said,
it's Ms. Yamamoto of UNBALANCED!
Please come in!
It's me!
Ms. Yamamoto, who has been in the entertainment world for more than 20 years with the power of UNBALANCED!, will host the SKE48 UNBALANCED Championship this time!
The first thing you will do is to say hello to the host of UNBALANCED!
That's right!
In order to be popular, it is important for the host of UNBALANCED to like you!
In order for you to eat deliciously on the show, we will challenge you to say hello to the host of UNBALANCED!
This time, I called a big host!
It's this person! Please come in!
Thank you!
I'm sorry!
What are you sitting for? You have to stand up!
Don't say anything wrong!
So, these five people will challenge UNBALANCED with a school greeting against Ms. Akashia Sanma!
But before that...
Ms. Yamamoto will set an example of UNBALANCED!
Excuse me!
I knew it!
Yamamoto!
Thank you for your hard work!
Please forgive me!
What is it?
My aura was sticking out of the hallway!
Sorry! Sorry!
It was sticking out!
I know I'm annoying, but it's sticking out!
My aura and my front teeth!
No, no! Is it that bad?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Is it that bad?
Ms. Sanma!
So, we will make 120 million people laugh like that today!
Is it exposed?
Ms. Sanma! Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your hard work!
I'm counting on you!
Yes!
Great!
It doesn't mean you shouldn't say too much, does it?
No!
I don't care if people know about me!
I see!
First of all, Yuria Kizaki who doesn't know how to speak!
You just showed me an example, so I'd like you to change according to it.
I'm counting on you!
Big presenter Yui!
Ready, start!
Yes, yes!
Excuse me!
Oh, hello! I'm SKE's Kizaki!
Oh, hello!
I'm counting on you today!
Yes, I'm counting on you!
You're wearing a suit today, aren't you?
No way! I have an image for today's show!
This Japanese-style suit!
Japanese-style suit!
Which one?
That one!
No, no, continue!
It's too far away!
I'll put it in for you!
It's too much!
Japanese-style suit!
Continue!
Japanese-style suit!
Oh!
Is there such a best match?
Best match!
You're handsome today as well!
I'm handsome?
Why do you...
Why do you make fun of me?
No, you're too cool!
Too cool?
I can't say "stand up" or "stand up"!
"Stand up" or "stand up"!
But honestly, people will understand you even if you say it backwards, right?
But with the way it is now, it's a little difficult for Yuria-chan to make fun of me during the show!
Difficult!
That's right!
Okay, Sam-san, you've used up your energy!
Next up is Akari Suda, who fights as a fisherman who grasps a man's heart!
My communication skills...
That's right!
You have skills, right?
I'll do my best!
Let's go!
Then, host Yoisho, get ready...
Start!
Yes, yes!
Ah, excuse me! Is it okay if I say hello?
Yes, go ahead!
Yes, excuse me!
Ah, um...
I'm Suda Akari of Echihon Gate!
I'll be visiting you today...
Ah, um, is it okay if I say hello?
Excuse me!
Um, I've met Sanma-san before!
Where?
Um, in a dream...
Wow!
I'm sorry, I'll pay you back later!
Wow! Wow!
She's going to pay you back!
Um, I want to ask you something...
Is it okay?
Yes, of course!
Um...
Which do you like, egg white or yolk?
That's...
Is it okay if I say it?
Yes, go ahead!
It's up to you!
Thank you so much!
That's good! That's good!
You made me say it!
You know my pattern, don't you?
Thank you!
Um, well...
Thank you for coming today!
Yes, I'm looking forward to it!
I'll shake it a little more!
Thank you!
I like you, too!
Excuse me!
Thank you!
Wow!
She's enjoying it!
I'm starting to feel a little scared...
I don't know if it's good or bad, but...
It's like a pillow business...
You're creating a situation right in front of you, aren't you?
Yes, we are!
Next up is Rena Matsui!
However...
How confident are you?
Do you have any tips?
Tips? What have you seen so far?
In Rena Matsui's strategy of pulling out Sanma- san's handiwork and giving it up...
That's what you meant, didn't you?
What did you say?
That's what you meant!
No!
That's what you meant!
The real Sanma-san won't put soy sauce there.
If you put it there, can I shake it? If you put it there, you can shake it, right?
Next, the current center, Yoisho, who was twisted by Manatsu Mukaira, is...
I really like Sanma-san's laughter. My laughter? Yes.
My laughter is like this! Like this!
I like it!
It's almost the same as Ahodori's scream!
That wasn't "yoisho", it was "confession"!
That's right!
Lastly, the one who can do it all, Kimoto Canon!
There's nothing wrong with saying too much, so lift it up more and more!
Yes! I'll do it more and more!
Can you do it? I'll do my best!
Then, the real Yoisho, ready, start!
- Yes, yes. - Excuse me!
- Oh! - Oh no!
- Excuse me, I'm a smelly person. - A smelly person!
- But I love the smell of sanma-san! - Oh, that's nice!
- It's a nice smell! - It's a nice smell!
- If you don't mind, what kind of smell is it?
- It's the smell of soap! - Soap!
- I love soap! - You love soap!
- It's perfect! - How old are you now?
- I'm 16 years old now. - You're 16 years old for sure!
- Oh, really? - Do you have any special skills?
- My special skill is leaning eyes. - Oh, this is leaning eyes.
- Oh, show me. - Oh, I'm glad you can use that.
- I'll show you. - I'll show you.
- Oh! - Oh!
- That's good! - Is it okay? Thank you!
- Leaning eyes! - Leaning eyes!
- Oh! - Oh!
- You did a good combination! - Okay, okay!
- That's good! - Really? Thank you!
- Oh! - Thank you for coming tonight!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- How was it, Sensei? - This time...
- I'm sorry to say this, but you didn't need fire. - Oh!
- That's true! - The distance between you and your opponent...
- When you're surprised by something like this... - Yes, yes, yes!
- What you need to do here is... - Yes, yes!
- If you're surprised by something like this... - Yes, yes!
- I'll show you my special skill. - Yes!
- I'm sure you'll do it for me. - I'm sure you'll do it for me.
- Thank you for coming tonight! - Thank you for coming tonight!
- I asked you to do it for me. - Yes!
- Your rival has appeared! - No, no!
- You'll be fine, won't you? - Here we go!
And with that, our five challengers have finished their challenges.
What is Oak Bobby's evaluation?
The one I thought was number one this time is...
- Let's go with Kimoto! - Yes!
- The scent was okay from the moment you smelled it. - Yes.
- Isn't it good? - Yes!
- It's Kimoto! - Yes!
- Congratulations! - Thank you!
Next, we'll do a "impromptu preparation" where we praise what comes up.
If we can prepare things well, it should lead to commercial work.
These eight people will try it this time.
The first one is Masana Ohya.
- Ohya, how are you feeling now? - Komanechi!
- Masana, you don't say Komanechi? - I didn't know there was information about Komanechi.
- I was surprised. - You sent it at this level. - It's wonderful.
This is what Ohya will prepare.
- Hello! - Hello!
We have fried shrimp. One, two, three, four, five!
If you have five fried shrimp, you have to put a lot of tartar sauce.
- But it's delicious! - What?
Next, Furuhata Nao.
- How is it? Are you confident? - Can you put it in my hand?
It's sticky!
I'll do it. Ready, set, go!
Oh, I see.
Oh, it's because you have beautiful eyes.
It's wonderful.
It smells good.
Thank you for always putting my underwear away.
But when I put my hand in it...
Ouch!
But...
It's good.
Because it's a little nasty, isn't it?
I think my underwear will sell like crazy.
This type of underwear.
Why do you look like a married woman all of a sudden?
When I was 17 years old, I wanted to show my adult charm.
So I chose Ampoule.
No, it's good!
I was told to use it.
But I think it's good.
Next up is "Gui gui musume" Yukiko Kinoshita.
Oh, you seem to be confident.
I'm not confident, but I think I have to show my confidence.
You look like you can speak really fast.
Ready, set, go!
Your weight!
Thank you for always measuring my weight.
But when I'm fat, I'm pretty happy.
But when I'm thin, I'm really happy.
You're really helping me out.
That's right.
I think you'll continue to help me in the future.
Thank you in advance!
Thank you!
In summary!
It was really fun!
It was really beautiful!
How was it?
What I like about it is...
It's like "you"
You are closer to me and you are always at home
Thank you for teaching me about my weight
Sometimes you are strict and sometimes you are kind
When I'm angry you teach me
You are talking too much!
You are a teacher!
I told you!
What's wrong?
You are a teacher!
As long as it's today, I'll say it!
She is light!
It was fun!
How was your posture?
I have a good posture!
We are in the third row so I want to go forward!
Determination!
It's good! Determination!
As a result, the third row's claimer Furukawa Airi challenges!
You said a lot of things so you seem confident!
I want to run away from the third row!
You want to run away!
Let's recover!
Let's do it!
Start!
No!
The gap in between is super erotic!
Super erotic!
And what is this?
This is amazing!
This fit!
This fit is the best!
And this hairstyle?
This hairstyle is...
No!
Wow!
This pleasure!
Wow!
What is that?
I think it's better to do a body-touch.
I think so, too.
It's like a cabaret.
A body-touch, right?
Don't get scolded by the company later.
I won't.
Next is Matsumura Kaori, the eye-killer of oakbobby.
I should be like Matsumura, right?
Yes.
I can do it.
I'm ugly, but I can do it.
Don't say it yourself.
I'm ugly.
Don't say it yourself.
Let's get started.
Go!
He always cleans my frying pan.
Sometimes it stinks.
But it smells good today.
I don't want to do it anymore.
What do you think?
I don't want to say anything about it.
Why?
Go back.
Go back, ugly one.
Go back right now!
The rest of the members finished their challenges and announced their evaluations of oakbobby.
The best one was...
Furuhata!
I'm glad you came back.
You're dancing and looking sexy.
You look like you're about to die.
I'm glad you came back.
If you were a man, you'd be in big trouble.
You'd be like...
Boom!
Next is Okubo's costume that makes Okubo feel good.
The setting is...
As you can see, Okubo is at a host club.
A host club?
The members who are dressed up as handsome hosts will appear...
and Okubo will be treated like a top-class host.
Okubo will tell you about his real problems...
so let's cheer him up, lift him up, and make him feel good!
First of all...
Table 3.
Mr. Akane, please come in.
Can you like me?
Next, Mr. Ryoha, please come in.
Who is the cutest?
You are the cutest.
Next, we have Ms. Julinas.
Please come in.
You like me, don't you?
You're a little high level, aren't you?
I'm sorry. I brought a real person with me.
These three people who were reborn as hosts will start the Okubo Preliminary Show.
You guys are handsome.
Ms. Julinas is like a man.
If I drink, I'll fall in love with you.
You're a woman, aren't you?
Wow, what's with you?
What's with you?
This is fun.
Hey, you.
Look at me.
That's nice.
Hey, what's with that cute and pretty face of yours?
Are you really a man?
I'm a woman.
What?
Even if it's about me, I won't fight with you. Just come in!
Why are you coming in there, too?
I just came in.
You just came in. You're a new face, aren't you?
I see.
I'm a little drunk today.
Even if you're worried about me, will you listen to me?
It's important.
In the end, my friends and I are all married.
I don't have any hobbies.
In the end, I drink and spend my free time.
I wonder if I should have a hobby or not.
I don't know.
It's a waste of time to drink and spend it.
Why don't you spend it with me?
What? Will you spend it with me?
But it's just the two of us.
You're so cool!
I'm going to cook.
Oh, you're nice.
Will you cook for me?
I'll cook anything for you.
For example?
From the main dish to the order ball?
Isn't it the opposite? From the order ball to the main dish.
Why do you eat the main dish first? Do you want to be carried away?
And now...
You two, I'm sorry, but we're closed.
We're closed for a while.
Oh, really?
Please come back. We'll come back.
Please come back.
And now, the youngest host, Ryoha and just the two of them.
What should we do in our free time? Will you play with me?
What should we do to play?
Drive.
Cute!
You can drive?
I can.
What car are you driving?
Crown.
No!
You're driving a car like an old man, aren't you?
You're driving a Crown.
Then where should we go for a drive?
Hmm...
Okinawa.
It's too far!
Ryoha and just the two of them.
Ryo is blonde, right? Blonde and brown, right?
I only thought of him as a young, cute, handsome boy.
As for Jurina...
I wish I could wear it.
It's a forbidden world, isn't it?
And now, the host who satisfied the most with Okubo P...
That's right.
The most "kyun" "jun"
Jurina!
Hurray!
Wait a minute.
No, no, no.
I'm not number one.
You're number one.
No!
After this, we will announce the center for this Okubo selection.
What do you think of the candidates?
There were a lot of questions.
I was impressed with Mr. Yamamoto's words.
I think everyone will respect Mr. Yamamoto and go home.
Please give me a DVD for now.
That's great.
That's a great title.
In the end, it grew a lot.
It grew.
Based on that, let's decide the center for this time.
This time, I was caught here.
I see.
That's great.
Let's go with Mr. Yamamoto.
That sexiness for dancing is hard to show.
I think you did your best.
Thank you very much.
But I can't help it.
I can't give up my heart.
Please stand next to me.
Next time, we will announce it in this order.
Then...
The explanation hasn't changed.
It hasn't changed.
What did you do?
Did you do something?
I did!
I don't remember!
You're immature!
I'm not immature at all!
Hey!
Do it!
Why do you interfere?
AKB's "Forty in the Run" is now on sale!
Mr. Furuhata of Yusho Center, please give us PR.
Nice touch.
Next time, we will hold a competition to compete for expressive power.
It's hard!
The excellent graduates will have a mysterious special class from many producers.
I put up this much effort for SKE!