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"Batsurasemasu" is...
This time...
This story is...
"Stairs War" which makes you scared in midsummer night.
The moment I said it, it, it, it...
"Batsurasemasu" by "Stairs Story".
What's wrong with you two?
I'm not good at stairs.
No, I'm not good at it.
"Batsurasemasu" by "Stairs Story".
"Stairs Story" is a popular genre in midsummer.
We are going to give a lecture on how to tell a scary story to professionals of stairs.
To professionals of stairs.
Can you do it?
By the way, do you have any scary experience?
"Batsurasemasu" by "Stairs Story"
We did it, didn't we?
Like Koma-chan.
Ozawa-san made me feel really scared.
Was it scary?
It was scary.
But,
in that haunted house,
there was a girl who was really scared,
and that girl was you!
It was you!
"Batsurasemasu" by "Stairs Story".
In Ganshoji, Higashiku, Nagoya, we will invite professionals of stairs and learn how to tell a scary story.
Finally, we will give a lecture on "Stairs Story".
"Stairs Story" by "Stairs Story"
First of all...
Let's listen to the story of professional "Stairs Story"
As "Too Cute Stairs Story" we are on a break now.
And, Mr. Yamaguchi Ayako, who is good at a little bit erotic "Stairs Story".
I'm Yamaguchi Ayako. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm a "Too Cute Stairs Story"
You are cute.
I'm cute, but...
"Too Cute Stairs Story" by Mr. Yamaguchi Ayako.
He has done more than 2,800 live performances so far.
He is a talented "Stairs Story"
What is "Erotic Stairs Story" that you are good at?
What is "Erotic Stairs Story"?
I've never heard of it.
Well, I think there are many kinds of "Stairs Story".
For example, erotic "Stairs Story" is about a hotel where a man and a woman stay together.
Or, erotic "Stairs Story" is about watching a creepy video and not thinking about it in the middle of watching it.
Or, erotic "Stairs Story" is about "I didn't know there was such a thing even though I was erotic".
Oh, you mean "I didn't know I was scared but I was erotic".
Or, "I didn't know I was erotic but I was scared".
Well, unfortunately, you will have to listen to it today.
No, no, it's not "unfortunately", it's "as you wish".
Now, let's listen to Mr. Yamaguchi's "Erotic Stairs Story".
A long time ago, I had a job as a shooting model in a hotel room introduced by a friend of mine.
And there was a big window glass in the back of the room,
so I said "Oh, this is just right", and stood in front of the window glass,
changing various poses and taking pictures.
Then, I went to the bathroom thinking "Should I change into the next costume?",
and I was changing in the bathroom.
Then, from the room next door,
I heard a voice.
I thought "Wow, it's really creepy", and changed my clothes and went back to the room.
Then, I thought "Let me see the pictures I took so far", and when I looked at them,
there was a window glass, right?
I was standing in front of it.
But...
From outside of this frame...
A woman I didn't know showed her face and was looking at me.
What is this?
"Eh? This place is dangerous!" I thought and left the hotel right away because I was scared.
Then, when I came back home and stayed for a while, I got a phone call.
"Ah, yes!" I answered and it was the cameraman.
"Well, it's the picture I took today, but will you delete it all?" I asked and he said "Eh? Why?"
"Can you do me a favor?" I asked and he said "No, please!"
Eh? But...
Just delete it!
I was surprised.
Then, I hung up the phone.
It's another person.
This is a rumor, but...
That hotel had a murder case in the past and the culprit hasn't been found yet.
The voice I thought was a scream...
Was it really a scream?
Lastly, I have a question for you...
Are you crying?
No, I'm not!
Isn't it scary?
I can see it in your eyes...
But you're crying, aren't you?
No, I'm not!
I put too much strength into my body...
My head is starting to shake...
I know! You're scared and you're nervous...
Your head is starting to ache...
I know! The moment I answered the phone, my head started shaking!
But...
You're such a mean person!
The second person is Rei Houtou, who lives in Nagoya.
She has a career in foreign trade as a cabaret performer.
She is also a regular on cabaret radio programs.
During the cabaret era,
Rei Houtou had a scary experience with a regular customer named Kobayashi.
I was enjoying my meal at the window seat...
But I repeatedly saw something on the right side of the window...
Kobayashi-san was standing in the bathroom...
I was worried about something...
I tried to peek out of the window...
A woman with long hair who was facing the other way...
With a half laugh...
I could see the window slowly falling down...
I couldn't tell Kobayashi-san about that woman...
We went to a cabaret together...
We couldn't talk about it in depth...
I followed Kobayashi-san to the elevator on my way home...
I said "thank you" and "see you next month" and lowered my head...
I heard a voice...
From the gap of the elevator door that closes smoothly...
On Kobayashi's back...
There was a woman with black hair at that time, who stuck perfectly to her back.
You've been with me all the time.
I could clearly hear it.
That woman's voice...
But even now...
I can't ask her about her relationship with Kobayashi-san.
Thank you very much. That's all for me today.
She's so cute!
I don't know how to say it...
I'm scared of only Kobayashi-san.
When I talk to her like this...
Kobayashi-san is...
And I'm like "Huh? Kobayashi-san?"
I'm not the type of person to shout out loud.
I was relieved.
It's amazing that you're scared of something like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I keep getting nervous.
And at that moment...
- Okay. - Yes, thank you.
- I heard something weird. - Huh?
- Huh?
- Where? - I heard candles over there are missing.
Wait, I can't see anything.
Huh? I heard something.
I heard something.
- I heard something. - What happened for dinner?
- I forgot to turn on the fire. - Oh, you forgot.
From now on, Matsumoto and Ota will go up the stairs and tell each other their own stories about stairs.
If you watch this, you will also be able to talk about stairs.
I hope you will be able to tell your own stories well.
Please.
First of all, I will try it.
Please listen.
Mr. Sato was looking for a place to live at that time.
He heard about a fancy apartment on the top floor of a building and decided to live there.
That's all.
I understood most of it.
It's complicated.
It's really complicated.
That's right.
If you're not afraid of it, you won't be able to tell it to others.
So first of all, you have to understand the story well.
In the middle of the story, there was a little bit of an edgy story.
I laughed a little bit, but I was able to tell it well at the end of the story.
For those of you who are listening, you may think that it will end with a funny story in the middle of the story.
You have to relax your mind and drop it at the end of the story.
Matsumoto understands the content of the story and practices how to talk.
On the other hand, Ota...
This time, there is a child.
I think it's okay for you to have a high voice.
I want you to change it to a laughing voice.
I think it's easier to change it.
I think it's better for you to change it to a low voice and change it to a laughing voice.
What is it?
As soon as I said that, Non-chan screamed.
Wait a minute!
Oh, no!
Can I do like this?
I can't do it! I can't do it! What should I do?
Oh, no! It's so hard!
Sometimes, she struggles with her childish laughter.
At that time...
That self-portrait is you!
It's you!
No, it's you!
What is it?
Seriously, what is it?
If it's like Ayamero or something like that, it's scary.
Oh, yes, it might be scary.
It's you!
Hey! Shut up!
Calm down!
I'm sorry!
If she can't concentrate, she will make a complaint.
In fact, there is an even bigger problem.
It's not coming out! It's not coming out!
I'm sorry! It came out of the house! It came out of the house!
I knew you were playing at night, but I'm sorry it didn't come out of the house.
Non-chan sat in front of us.
She sat in front of us.
I can't do it! I can't do it!
What should I do?
It's important to finish talking about the story of the stairs, but...
On the other hand, Matsumoto demonstrates a technique to overcome fear.
Feel the watch behind you, and at that moment, say "that's it" with your ears, with a little face, "that's it" politely.
Say "I'm a woman" politely so that you can understand it in three letters.
In this way, practice time is over.
Finally, the stairs competition begins!
And here is a announcement from Ozawa.
Ms. Suda has opened up a new talent.
What does it mean?
It's the birth of "stairs man" Akari Suda.
I heard you two talking like this, but Ms. Suda will also participate in the research.
In fact, Suda and Ozawa were not only having free time, but also telling Suda the scariest story Ozawa has.
I'm adjusting it.
If you move it, it looks like Jizo is shaking his head.
I think you should shake it a little more over there.
So you two should shake your heads vertically.
But if you shake it too much, your house will be exposed.
The judge is Mr. Amon of Ozawa.
If their evaluations are different, the chairman's evaluation of Mr. Amon will be prioritized.
In this order, the stairs competition begins in midsummer!
Stairs Competition
Please.
Mr. Sato was looking for a house to live in at the time.
One day, when I was in the upper floor of a high- rise apartment building, I suddenly looked down from the window and the next door was a graveyard.
Well, I was worried about it, but it was a nice room and it seems like I ended up deciding there in the end.
One day, I was lying down casually in my bedroom bed, touching my phone and watching a little erotic video.
But only that day, I couldn't find a video that said "this".
I thought it was strange and felt a sign behind me.
Then, at that moment, I heard a voice saying "that's it".
When I looked at my phone, I saw an erotic video.
The next day, when I thought about it, Sato-san showed me a picture of the graveyard while saying "there was a graveyard on the side facing you",
so the moment I said "ah, then that woman may be sleeping somewhere in this graveyard", I heard "that's it, that's it, that's it", right?
Thank you very much!
The desire for talking and the excitement at the end were wonderful, weren't they?
Your Japanese technique is excellent.
Thank you very much!
This story is about Owari region.
I was playing at my friend's house at night.
My parents said they would go out, and me, my friend and my little sister Non-chan and the three of us decided to stay overnight.
Non-chan was sleeping in the next room.
"Ta ta ta ta ta" When I heard the sound, me and my friend looked out of the room and...
Ah!
My friend said to Non-chan, "Non-chan, sit down!"
Non-chan sat in front of us.
I looked around to see what was interesting, and I was grabbed by my arm.
When I ran into the next room, my parents had just returned.
When I asked Non-chan, she didn't remember anything.
More than ten years later, when I remembered what had happened and looked into it,
this place was a private property.
Moreover, it was a place where children jumped off.
Who was Non-chan playing with?
Wonderful, wonderful.
I don't know what the story was like, but I was moved for a moment.
But even that looked like a child's scary performance.
I didn't know this much, but I was moved.
Teacher, can I have it one more time?
Please.
I didn't know that was a laughing voice.
Once upon a time, there was a head-shaking statue.
The head-shaking statue was said to hit an accident on the way back home.
Did young people really have that statue?
Does an accident really hit you?
I went to see it half-hearted and half-funny.
By switching from a normal light to a high beam,
the head-shaking statue looked like it was shaking its head vertically.
Young people were relieved and went home.
However, one of them had an accident.
Fortunately, it wasn't seriously injured, but it happened when we all went to see it later.
Everyone should have seen the same thing, but why only you?
Didn't you just switch from a normal light to a high beam and look like you were shaking your head vertically?
Saying that, young people laughed mysteriously.
Then, a young man who had an accident said,
No, the head-shaking statue I saw was shaking its head horizontally.
That head-shaking statue was...
It's you!
That's it!
Wonderful!
Thank you very much!
(Laughter)
I was glad to hear such a wonderful story from the chatty leader who thinks that even as a chatty leader, she can still be active and not lose.
Thank you very much!
I was glad to hear such a wonderful story from the chatty leader who thinks that even as a chatty leader, she can still be active and not lose.
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At the same time, I would like to raise the tag.
I was glad to hear such a wonderful story from the chatty leader who thinks that even as a chatty leader, she can still be active and not lose.
Suda.
So, as the judge said, Suda is the winner!
(Applause)
No way!
I think it is very important for a chatty leader to be able to properly define the so-called weather forecast and to be able to understand it clearly.
I was very glad to learn that I was able to learn from you.
It's not a new aspect of me, but I think I can show myself more in the future.
And we also received a wonderful joke from the judge.
Judge, can I have one of those?
(Laughter)
This is really scary!
Can you do "gaan"?
(Laughter)
As I expected, you are in the third place!
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Next time on "Kanban Musume Kikaku Returns",
beautiful shop assistants from Nagoya appear one after another!
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
If you like it, it's alright! Oh, oh!