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H.K.48's "Bazoolase Mass" viewers, good evening!
Good evening!
We're sending you "Bazoolase Collection," but this time it's "Itoda-san Selection"!
I've been waiting for it!
Let me do it!
Do it!
Please!
Last year, "Itoda-san Selection" was broadcast in November of last year, and it was a show where you looked for famous people who look like you.
We did it!
It was a lot of fun!
I looked up "this person looks like this" on the app, but the best thing about it was the two beautiful wives you met in the shopping district!
Seriously!
No, that's what I'm talking about!
Now that R-1 finalist Mel Hesnagat is coming out, but when I look back at it, those two wives were the best!
That's right!
I hope this situation will end soon and please enjoy it here tonight!
"Bazoolase Collection," here you go!
Here you go!
This time...
Jump!
Put your legs together!
Higher!
It's a collaboration with some of the biggest names in the world!
This time, along with Omono Yumeji, we will take photos and videos and promote them.
Will you do it again?
Yes.
But in Tokyo, you only do "p-girls".
Is there an LDH in Osaka too?
I wonder if there isn't.
You had a hard time in Tokyo, didn't you?
Yes. So this time, we will lower the hurdle and look for "sokkuri-san".
"sokkuri-san"?
It's not lowering the hurdle. It's a different project.
It's a different project.
I hope I look like Omono Yumeji.
How similar do you think you look like him?
I think it's fine if you think you look like him at first glance.
But since this kind of app is popular now, I hope we can use it as a reference.
When you take a picture of your face, the app analyzes your figure and whether you look like Yumeji.
"sokkuri-san Yumeji Diagnosis".
Kamimura Ayuka and Otani Yuki, who are the first to appear, and who do they look like?
First of all, we will verify it with the app.
Who do you think you look like?
I used to think I looked like Oshima Yuko.
Let's do it. Let's confirm it.
Who is it?
Table tennis player, Tokuhara Ai-chan.
Don't cry today, okay?
I won't cry.
I was Ai-chan when I was little.
Now, Otani-chan, who do you look like?
It's really good.
Pat Rosser.
How old are you?
Ninety-four.
Ninety-four?
Then, today's guest is Pat Rosser.
Nice to meet you.
Before we look at you, we can't look at you yet, right?
Yes, we can't look at you yet.
Until now, who do you think you look like?
When I was little, ten years ago, I said I looked like Aragaki Yui-san.
You've done it.
I've got a good one.
Who is it?
89.3%.
Wow! Inoue-waka-san!
Can I say something?
A celebrity is taking a picture of you.
That's right.
So, I'm not happy that I look like someone else.
I'm lonely because I'm not registered for this.
I win, don't I?
That's right.
Actually, I've done it before.
When I did it, I said I looked like Ayano Go 90%.
But I wasn't in it.
I only remember getting sad.
I'm happy that you look like Ayano Go.
I'm happy about it, too.
Huh?
Wait a minute!
Wait!
You're doing it to Ayano Go's face, aren't you?
So, this time,
we will use this app and find and make famous people look like us.
There are so many kinds of faces.
That's right.
It's difficult. How can we do this?
It's difficult.
I think so, too.
If you wear glasses, you'll probably look like everyone else.
If you wear glasses and you're skinny, you're Yahari.
If you're chubby, you're Ogi.
That's right.
You're lying!
There's no way!
I think you can do it.
I'm wearing glasses because I'm a staff member there.
But I don't look like Ogi Yahari at all.
But the image...
Doesn't Myoji look like Yoshikawa-san?
Yoshikawa-san?
She's funny.
What? What?
Who do you think you look like?
Myoji looks like Yoshikawa-san.
What do you mean?
She looks like someone.
You don't look like Ito Seiko-san.
Hello.
But you look like Ebisu-san, too.
Hello.
Excuse me, have you ever been told you look like someone?
Who? What is it?
What is it?
Um...
They say you're tongue-tied.
Tongue-tied?
Ijiri-san?
That's right.
What? You think you look like Ito Seiko-san?
No, I'm Ebisu-san.
Thank you.
Who do you think you look like?
Shall we say it?
Shall we say it together?
One, two...
Which one is it, Sou-chan?
It's Nakaoka-san.
But you said it in a different way.
I've never been told that.
You haven't?
Who do you think you look like?
Takenaga Naoto-san.
If you didn't have hair!
Can I use the app?
This app will tell you who you look like.
Shall we say it?
Come on, Nakaoka!
It's Nakaoka!
From now on, you can say you look like Nakaoka.
I can say it.
You can say it, right?
I'm happy!
Can we take a picture together?
I'm happy!
Here we go.
One, two...
Thank you very much.
Sorry for stopping you.
I'm happy!
Doesn't he look like someone?
He's young.
A couple?
How old are you now?
How old are you?
Seventeen.
Don't you have one?
You're cute!
You must have been told who you look like.
You do.
I'm that girl.
Kaiji's...
Oh, Fujiwara Tatsuya!
Fujiwara Tatsuya!
You look like her!
You look like a man!
You look really cool!
Who is it?
No way!
It's Ariochi-san!
You often say that.
Wow!
You do look like him!
You don't say such things!
Why?
Why didn't you say so?
You do look like him.
Ariochi-san of his youth.
I don't think you want it, but why don't you check it out?
You're pretty old-fashioned, though.
Even after that, they still look for Seokkuri-san with a big beard.
Here, this man's beauty sensor reacts.
Wow, beautiful, beautiful!
She was chasing you all of a sudden!
Really?
Excuse me, can we talk for a moment?
Just for a moment!
Can we talk for a moment?
The way she talks to you is amazing!
Since we are here, the children are cute too!
Yes, they are very cute!
Do you usually say you look like someone?
No, I haven't been told that.
No, you do, you do!
I do, I do!
Mr. Kawada!
Wow!
You look like him a lot!
You can do it!
You look like him a lot!
Can we talk for a moment?
You do, you do!
But you haven't been told that, right?
You do, you do!
Let's go, let's go!
It's leaking!
Excuse me, can we talk for a moment?
Why not? You are beautiful!
We can't decide for you, so the machine decides for you!
Wow!
Ah!
What?
Ah!
What? What?
It's unfair! You have been told that!
Mr. Wakana Sakai!
Ah!
That's good!
What do you mean "that's good"?
(Laughter)
That's good! That's amazing!
Let's go this woman!
Your waist is really nice!
Ah!
(Laughter)
You have been told!
Ah!
That's right!
You look like him a lot, Mr. Wakana!
It's really similar!
It's really similar, Mr. Wakana!
Big-sized?
Big-sized, isn't it?
Hey, you too, Mr. Wakana!
Wow, Sakai Wakana and Inoue Wakana are walking together.
Can we take a picture with you?
Thank you very much.
Excuse me for taking a picture with you.
Thank you very much, Kanda-chan.
Kanda-chan, see you later.
Both of you are beautiful.
I want to be like Anna.
Anna, both of you have beautiful patterns.
I want more blue.
That's right. We haven't had any buzz so far.
We haven't had any buzz so far.
That's right.
In this episode, there is a high possibility of a buzz among famous people.
Therefore, world-class action stars and end-of- the- year show hosts are on standby.
As soon as they arrive, people waiting in line stop walking.
Who is it?
It's hard to find someone bigger than Arios now.
That's right.
It's full of people.
Where is he?
Is anyone here?
There you are!
Who did you talk to?
There you are!
There is an actress!
That's amazing!
She is obviously conscious of us.
She is huge!
She has a wide field of vision.
She is cute!
What are you doing with her?
She is cute!
You are really alike!
You are kind!
Good morning!
You two are so alike!
You two have similar voices!
What brings you here today?
What brings you here?
I am here for a commercial meeting.
What kind of commercial?
It's a commercial for soy sauce, isn't it?
You've already done it, haven't you?
What kind of commercial is it?
Haruka's Umami
Welcome!
Wow!
You're strong!
Actress Ayase Haruka is having a break by impersonating.
She is from Nagoya City.
Her name is Sara.
I caught a cold.
Where does your cold come from?
Throat.
Throat?
Oh, I see.
What's that?
Amazing! Amazing!
Teaching members tricks of impersonation.
Instant Ayase Haruka lesson.
Who can't do Ayase Haruka?
Me!
Ayase Haruka?
You can do it all of a sudden.
That's right.
I can do it.
First, raise the corner of your mouth.
Make it small eyebrows.
And then...
Ta-dah!
Wow!
I've seen that before!
Don't do step two all of a sudden.
Step one is not over yet.
Once again, please.
First of all, I'd like to start with the shape.
But first of all, I'd like you to show me how you make facial expressions.
First of all, always raise the corner of your mouth.
Second, Ayase-san has small eyebrows.
So, raise the corner of your mouth and make your eyebrows small.
Oh! I can do it!
You're good! You're good! You're good!
How about you, Asano-chan?
Me?
You're doing impersonations of each other.
Your chin is sticking out.
Please do Ayase Haruka.
I'm Ayase Haruka!
As expected of you, senpai!
Let's do it!
Thank you for that.
That was funny.
As expected of you, senpai!
You're fast!
If you've done an impersonation of Crayon Shin- chan,
it's an impersonation that anyone can do.
Next up is an impersonation of a national anime character by that actress.
When you say "dore mi fa sol la si do" as "do" in "freon sin chan" you become "shinohara ryoko"
I will show you an example.
"hohoi ora no hara shinosuke dazo" "do do do re mi fa sol la si do" "shinohara ryoko no you"
No, no, no.
Don't teach her.
Please teach her what you have.
No, I can do it just by singing.
I will show you one more time.
Mihon, please do the last one.
"hora shinosuke dazo" "do do do re mi fa sol la si do" "nani mitendeyo konosuke pontan"
konosuke pontan
Every time you say the last line wrong, she gets confused.
Tamimura-chan, let's go.
"hohoi ora no hara shinosuke dazo" "do do do re mi fa sol la si do" "nani mitendeyo konosuke pontan"
I am surprised.
Thank you very much.
Until you sang "do do do re mi fa sol la si do", you seemed to be able to do it.
But when you turned around and sang "do do do re mi fa sol la si do", you missed it.
I had to go with that speed.
Now, we are going to have a video call with Haruka Ayase and video call with her.
We are going to have a video call with "escape 48" as well.
Our guests for today are these two members of "escape 48" and this person.
I am Haruka Ense, a national actress.
For those of you who have watched it, thank you very much.
Please watch it.
We have watched it.
Thank you very much.
It was bad.
It was mixed up.
It was wonderful.
Where did you get the key from?
I got it from Kurubushi.
No, that's not true.
Please watch it.
Next, we are going to a place where world-class action stars are waiting for us.
Ayase and Haruka are gone, aren't they?
Yes, they are gone.
Let's go and have fun with the next entertainer.
What a luxurious way of using it.
I know, right?
It looks delicious.
I've always been curious about it.
I know, right?
This way.
Really?
This is amazing.
Wow!
What a big star!
The world-class big star.
She drank too much.
Wow!
Do you know her?
I know her even though she is 15 years old.
Wow!
She is drunk.
Do you know Suiken?
Yes, I know her.
Wow!
She turned over.
Wow!
May I ask you something?
You are Bruce Lee, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
You are not Bruce Lee?
I'm Jackie Chan.
Oh, you are Jackie Chan.
She is a real person now.
She is Jackie Chan, who is active in impersonating Jackie Chan.
Wow!
I'll be surprised if I send a picture to my mom and dad.
Let's try impersonating Jackie Chan.
Let's do it.
What will an A.I. decide?
It only looks like Jackie Chan with the naked eye.
I think this is me in real life.
I'll make you laugh.
Do you want me to impersonate Jackie Chan?
Yes, I do.
Wow!
Wow! This is it!
Wow! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Wow! I'm very happy, too!
Teacher!
I'm glad!
Do it for me.
Well...
The fist thing.
Fist! Oh! OK!
Jackie Chan is fighting and Jackie Chan has to hit him with his fist!
Ready! Action!
This is awesome!
Do you remember Jackie Chan?
Yes, I do!
Just now?
Can you teach me something?
There is no idol impersonating Jackie Chan!
There isn't!
I'll use this!
Instant Jackie Chan lesson.
The goal is to be a world action idol.
First, fighting pose! OK!
From there, one, two, three, four!
Hit him randomly!
Jump!
Put your legs together!
You can do it! You can do it!
OK! Action!
Good! Good!
Cool!
Wow! That's good!
Do you remember Suda-san who was secretly practicing while teaching you?
I did it!
You did it, didn't you?
I did it a little! I did it a little!
Young people have their own style.
Action!
You are good!
3 seconds! 3, 2...
Every Wednesday and Thursday at 10 pm, SKE48's "Buzz" airs.
This week, SKE48 members and guests are...
This person is here with us!
He is Jackie Chan, the action star of Hong Kong.
Bye-bye!
Bye-bye! Don't miss it!
Don't miss it!
OK!
"Buzz" is here!
Thank you!
Now, let's go where the queen of suspense is.
The number of people has decreased.
Some of them have withdrawn.
No way!
Excuse me!
We are under surveillance now.
Are you dead?
Oh, the bloodstains are attached.
There is a possibility of murder.
It's only been a week since he was killed.
No, it hasn't been that long.
If you look at it now, it's been about 3 hours.
You made a big mistake.
All of a sudden...
Do you know 15-year-olds?
Do you know them?
No, I don't know them.
Oh, you don't know them.
I'm so happy!
The famous actress Yasuko Sawaguchi's impersonator,
Melhen Sanagas,
has a wide range of jokes.
Do you like Chibi Maruko-chan?
I love her!
Chibi Maruko-chan, Chibi Maruko-chan...
Wow! These two are so cute!
Right, Fujiki?
They are cuter than you, Sasayama-san.
I might fall in love with you, Yamada-kun.
Ahaha! I'd like to join you, too!
Ahaha!
Cute!
What do you think?
Wow!
It's amazing, but...
I saw it! I saw it!
It's blurry.
Oh, it's blurry!
It's no longer Yasuko Sawaguchi.
I don't know what you're talking about.
From now on, Kamimura will learn Yasuko Sawaguchi's impersonation.
By the way, can you do it while you're dying?
What are you talking about, you idiots?!
It's subtle.
I'm sure of it, but can you do Jackie Chan?
Oh, everyone in Japan. Oh, Japanese idols. Cute Jackie Chan.
Oh, it's subtle.
It's subtle, but you can do anything.
How about Korosuke?
I am Korosuke.
But no one knows who it is.
Who knows who Korosuke is?
I'm 15 years old.
You're saying goodbye without knowing who you are.
I love croquettes.
Is there anything you want me to say?
I love croquettes.
Oh, this is really good.
What is it?
But I don't know you.
Oh, it's an incident.
It's decided.
How about you, Mako?
Mako Nadeshiko?
Yes.
Let's go and have a look.
It looks like she plays soccer.
This program is brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
Oh, my gosh!
Is that her?
Mako?
Mako Nadeshiko?
Yes.
Let's go and have a look.
It looks like she plays soccer.
It's her, isn't it?
Oh, yes, it is.
I know.
I knew it right away.
Good.
Hello, can I join SKE48, too?
Yes.
You look good.
You look like you're about to roll over.
Can you show me something?
Yes.
Ripping or something like that.
Can I?
Yes, of course.
You suck!
What's that?
I'm sorry, but I can't stand being scolded by Sano-san.
That's right.
Huh?
It's Sano-chan.
Huh?
I can't help it.
Nice to meet you, I'm Aise Haruka.
Don't be surprised.
I knew it from the beginning.
As soon as you said "Ah!", Kamimura-chan said "Ah, it's Haruka-san again".
She said it right away.
Do we need a lesson for this?
A lesson?
Can you teach us?
Can you teach him?
If you wear this, you won't be scolded anymore.
Then, let's give it a try.
Huh?
It's Kerry Pamyu Pamyu-san.
Personally, I think it's Kerry-san, who is in his 78th year.
Then, don't you need to take photos of me anymore?
It's so luxurious now.
I didn't know there were so many things like this.
Since you became a teacher, you've learned a lot of things, haven't you?
Let's do it one by one at the end.
First of all, let's start with Hotani.
Dr. Croquette.
Dr. Croquette?
What? What?
Who is Dr. Croquette?
Dr. Croquette?
Who is Dr. Croquette?
Dr. Croquette?
Who is it?
Who didn't tell you about it?
Dr. Croquette?
If you do that, you won't be able to do it anymore.
Hey, look, it's Shinnosuke.
Don't be nervous.
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Wow! That's amazing!
I caught one!
Next time, on "Fishing Girl and the Big Seabass"...
Will they be able to catch some phantom fish?
I hope I can catch some fish...