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"X" is number one for "Xenos"!
On Koukai TV!
In your eyes...
Thank you for everything you've taught me!
Not at all!
Also, it seems like an idol's genuine wish is about to go viral!
I see.
So today, we're going to make our members tired and secretly make a video of them sleeping.
I see.
That's what we're going to do.
I see.
It's a big deal.
Yes.
Today's topic, which started with a secret story, will go viral with a wish video!
Today's topic is "Idols' cute sleeping faces go viral"!
However, we can't do it normally, so we're going to film it as a lie, and during that time, we're going to do a prank video!
Our targets are Shiori Aoki and Ruka Inoue!
Will we be able to film their sleeping faces?!
The dressing room already has a lot of tricks that will make you fall asleep!
Cheese talk...
Yes.
They say it's good for your hormones!
I didn't know...
Hey...
How is it?
It's weird, isn't it?
Wait, wait, wait!
Don't eat it! Don't eat it!
Don't eat it!
Don't you eat it just by holding it?!
This time, Aoki and Inoue will film a lie video just to make you tired!
During their break, they'll set up various strategies to film their sleeping faces!
Will they fall asleep?!
And will their sleeping faces video be a success?!
They're already sleeping!
That's amazing...
Two people who know nothing have come.
They don't know that their wishes will be spread all over the country from now on.
Please be in exercise mode.
Three, two...
All-out exercise party! Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Today's members are these two!
Team K-2's Oshirinko and Aoki Shiori and...
Team S's Ruu-chan and Inoue Ruka!
Nice to meet you!
Two people who know nothing have come!
It's impossible for an idol to do sports with all their might.
So, they decided to have an all-out exercise party.
They believe in the lie plan "all-out exercise party".
Of course, they will do their best in the competition!
Go! Go! Go!
Yes! Ruu, you did a good job!
Thank you!
Two meters and twenty centimeters!
Go! Go! Go!
I'm tired.
She is exhausted.
In order to make them tired, they recorded lies for about one hour and...
At the end of the first half, they will play soccer with all their might!
Well, this is Mizuho Stadium.
We can use this stadium which is also used by Grampus in matches.
It's an honor.
In order not to expose their fake plan, Mizuho Stadium, which is also Grampus' sacred place, is also rented out.
In addition, Suda and Itoda, who are the attackers, will also participate.
It's a kick-off!
Oh, no!
Let's go!
Yes!
If we don't go back to school, I'll definitely sleep.
Dash! Dash! Dash!
Let's go!
Even if we don't go back to school, I think I'll sleep here.
It's 3-1 now.
I don't care about points anymore.
Three!
Two!
One!
Time's up!
Oh, no!
I'm exhausted.
I wanted to take off my clothes.
Well, it's 6-6 now.
You have five minutes to lose.
Continue!
She looks like she's tired of losing.
I'm happy.
Did you go to a sauna?
You're right.
Do you sweat that much?
What's wrong, Ru?
Ru!
I feel like I'm going to puke if I talk.
You did a good job.
So, the first half of the game is over.
Thank you for waiting. It's lunchtime now!
Yay!
Lunchtime is also one of their strategies.
When you're tired, you can fill your stomach with a luxurious lunch.
- Open! - Open!
- Ta-da! Wow! - Wow, really?
- Wow! - Wow!
- From Yaohiko Main Store, founded in 290 years ago,
- a popular lunch box called "Mangetsu". - Thank you!
- Please eat up! - Let's eat!
- Let's eat!
- It tastes like raw ham.
- Although they still think it's a recording of a sports day,
- they called only the MCs here and finally went to the main subject.
- After this, we'd like to shoot a super-cut scene with only three MCs.
- Is it okay with you? - Yes!
- We'll shoot one more next week.
- As soon as the camera stopped rolling,
- their stomachs started to rumble.
- They seem to have high expectations!
- If it were me, I'd definitely lie down right away.
- Yeah, you'd want to lie down.
- By the way...
- What if I say something like "I'm not good at this"?
- I'd say, "That's what you said earlier. You're a writer. You're a super-runner."
- Like that.
- The dressing room can be relaxed even a little.
- Tatami, cushions, blankets, aroma candles are also available.
- Here it comes! - My butt is here, too.
- I can't calm down.
- I'm sure you're sleepy.
- I'm restless.
- It's not easy to be allowed into a single dressing room.
- That's weird.
- I don't know what you're talking about, but...
- It's weird.
- It's like you're looking at a little kid.
- Aroma.
- Let's sleep. Let's sleep.
- Hurry up and let me take a nap.
- Meanwhile, above their stomachs...
Eh?!
Lou immediately goes crazy and gets up.
He's saying "alone, okay?"
Watching this video makes you sleepy, doesn't it?
I haven't been pulled yet.
Huh? Isn't Lou asleep?
Lou is already asleep!
He's up.
He's sleeping.
While they're already about to fall asleep...
Aoki is still awake!
So, their strategy to make Sarah fall even more asleep is...
Sarah goes to Aoki's room and...
I'm tired. Let's take a walk.
While they're taking a walk up there, you make them sleep.
This is the first step.
If you don't do this...
How about the videos that are going viral recently?
Like "sazanami" and "tajiri".
There are videos that just make you sleepy.
And videos that heal you.
Yes, that's good.
And in the middle of that...
You'll fall asleep.
Oh, me?
If you think you're completely asleep, make a wish and come back.
Got it.
Will Sarah's strategy work?
I'm going in.
Oh, it's fun.
Huh? I'm sleepy.
I'm sleepy.
I feel like I'm going to pass out.
I was like that, too.
I came here because I was lonely.
It's natural.
I mean, you say things like that, so it's normal.
I'm sleepy.
You look like you're going to pass out.
I'm going to sleep.
What is this?
I'm going to sleep.
I'm really going to sleep.
You can sleep.
Can I sleep?
I'm going to wake you up.
You are kind.
I'm going to wake you up.
I'm completely sleepy.
Aoki is addicted to this, too.
I was sitting in a slightly sleepy state, but when I lay down, it came at once.
Aoki yawns repeatedly.
Is this going to sleep?
Is it a video that makes you sleepy?
It's like this.
I like it very much.
I'm going to sleep.
Who said that?
Suda is also planning to sleep with Aoki.
Aoki stopped moving.
Suda is going to win at once.
What?
Suda is not shooting a video right now.
Aoki is reaching out and shooting a video.
That's right.
He's good at it.
Bye-bye!
Did you find out?
Well, I just woke up and found out, but I got her sleeping face.
Well, it's OK.
Thank you for your hard work.
I got it.
How was it?
Is it this one?
Cute video.
Isn't it good?
Very good video.
She woke up at last, but she succeeded in shooting Aoki's sleeping face.
Well, it's your turn, Roo.
OK, what will you do, Roo?
Well, Roo has trendy goods.
Good night, Roger.
Oh, this is...
It's legendary "buzz telephone" that you can turn it on and off in just 10 minutes.
What's great about it is...
Don't ever read it next to someone who drives a car.
You'll fall asleep.
Right?
Don't lie.
On top of the telephone, they will insert various "timing goods" based on world-wide buzz telephone.
Will Suda be able to do it without being found out?
She said she was lonely.
I felt lonely.
And she brought "timing goods" as well.
Isn't it weird?
Our senior said, "I brought "timing goods" and...
Don't laugh. Listen to me.
You know, there is something like "homemade entertainer".
"Timing idol" like...
An idol who knows "timing goods" will probably be popular in the future.
"Timing idol" strategy!
If Suda is greedy about everything, will she be able to do it without being found out?
This is a picture book.
A picture book?
Yes.
A picture book is a job that requires a lot of work.
I see.
I was wondering if people would really sleep.
We have about 30 minutes left.
Can I go in?
Yes.
By all means.
Come on in.
Make sure you turn on the TV.
Good night, Roger.
Now, let's talk about something that will make you sleepy.
Some people fall asleep quickly.
Some people think it will take a little time to reach their dream country.
Which is the rule?
You're too fast.
This is making me sleepy.
Huh? Isn't this a good idea?
Anyway, I hope you and Roger will become doctors soon.
Her face is turning red.
He's really amazing. He's really amazing. He's a genius.
I completely fell asleep.
He's really amazing.
I'm in trouble.
Wait a minute.
Don't wake me up.
He's like a rally car driver.
He's amazing.
He's a genius.
Show me.
We made a Soine style video together.
He's really amazing.
I fell asleep, but...
Aoki is still a little...
You woke up early, didn't you?
Aoki is still a little early, so...
Do you want me to drop you off?
Yes.
Shall we go?
Let's go.
In order to shoot Aoki's perfect sleeping face video,
we re-recorded the lie of the sports day.
In addition, we will also prepare a stretch that will make you sleepy.
First of all, we will do our best from the 800m relay.
Good luck!
Let's go!
A little more! A little more!
Almost at the same time!
One minute and a half!
I can't believe it!
Why doesn't Aoki sleep?
It's annoying!
Aoki, go to sleep!
If we both go to sleep, we can sleep, right?
We can sleep!
Rui, run away!
Run away!
Wow!
Almost at the same time!
I'm exhausted!
Since you did your best, we have a reward for you!
Everyone, please!
Positive Stretch!
Kato-san, Yara-san, and Tanigawa-san!
Aoki did all kinds of exercises all day, so he came to loosen up his muscles.
Awesome!
I'm back in the monitoring room.
I'm stretching in Rui-chan's dressing room and Aoki- san's dressing room.
I know.
I'm sleepy!
If you move a lot all day and get stretched, you'll get sleepy.
You're right! I'm seriously sleepy now!
Raise the level of stretching of your eyes.
Did the stretching work?
Aoki went back to sleep again!
The face-down photographer, Suda, succeeded in shooting from a close distance!
There is a time to keep looking for the right position, isn't there?
- But Aoki-san is not sleeping. - No, I'm not.
As expected, he has a strong sense of alertness.
Aoki, who can't sleep easily, has another strategy here!
Here it is!
- Ta-dah! - What is this?
- What did you write, Itora-san? - Hamburger salmon.
- Hamburger salmon strategy! - What is this? What did you come up with?
Since Itora-san went to Aoki's room and made hamburger salmon as a toast master,
can you let me know how you feel and let me have a sip of your alcohol and leave?
- Yes, please. - Seriously?
I'm not that close with Aoki, you know.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Can I talk to you for a second? - Sure.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
I'm doing a survey right now.
When I was playing in the Dragon's in Nagoya Dome, I was doing something like a toast master.
- A toast master? - I made a hamburger salmon with alcohol.
- Wow, that's amazing. - And I added some Japanese sake to it.
- And Itora-san gave me a sip of this too. - Wow!
So, I'm going to listen to your opinions, shoot a video, and remake it.
- I'm going to send all of it to my fans. - Wow!
Jin, why don't you wake him up?
- Thank you for your hard work. - Yes, thank you for your hard work.
- Is it okay? - How is it?
- It's good. - Is it good?
- Yes, it's good. - I'm drinking it as it is.
- That's good. - It's sweet.
- Yes, yes, that's the meaning of it. - I see.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Not at all.
- Bye. - Yes.
- How many cups are you drinking? - It's my second one.
- I'm enjoying it. - It's nice to drink with young people.
- He's drinking it as it is. - He's drinking it as it is.
- He's a good guy. - He's a good guy.
However, Aoki didn't give up and his hamburger plan failed.
And now...
I'd like to ask you for your help one more time.
- Aoki and Roger? - Yes.
- But... - As a result, it's Roger.
If it's too hard for you, Itoda Roger will do it for you.
- Your room is bright. - Oh!
- He's a famous entertainer. - Roger!
- Itoda Roger. - Roger is here.
- Roger! - I'd like to make you drink it.
- You're so loud. - Shall I get ready?
- Can I come in? - Yes.
I was going to change my name.
I'm Itoda Roger.
- I was going to change my name. - Why?
- Are you Roger? - Go up next to me.
I don't like seniors who are so close.
- Do you know Ensumi Roger? - No, I don't know him.
If you read and listen to this, you'll fall asleep.
- Really? - Yes.
So you'll show me everything you've got.
- And you'll read and listen to this. - Yes.
- You can read and listen to it seriously. - Yes.
- "Who can make you go to bed early?" competition plan... - What?
"Who can make you go to bed early?" competition plan.
It's called another program's plan.
They're going to test Aoki as a practice mat.
- Can you lie down for a second? - What?
- Can I go to bed? - Yes, you can.
- What? - I'd like to measure your sleeping speed.
Do you go to bed now or do you go to bed at the end of the story?
Your reading style is a little embarrassing.
"Who can make you go to bed early?" competition plan...
You look very sleepy.
You're the one who's having a hard time.
"Who can make you go to bed early?" competition plan...
- Your way of talking... - Aren't you all getting sleepy?
Roger finally fell asleep for some reason.
- "I'm sure you'll fall asleep." - He's starting to make videos.
- "I'm sure you'll fall asleep." - Did you take out your feet?
- Yes, I took them with one hand. - "Is that okay with you?"
- Roger... - He woke up!
She ran away.
You were the most sleepy, weren't you?
I was sleepy, wasn't I?
Sleepy?
Roger, you're crazy.
I know, right?
You didn't say anything when you called me, right?
I did.
Show me.
I was asleep.
I was waiting for you.
But you're deep in thought.
You did a good job.
I'm glad.
You did a great job today.
Huh? Are you sleeping?
Finally, they will tell stories.
Actually, this time, we will tell stories with idols' sleeping faces.
Well, there are many sleeping faces of Roo, which one do you want to see?
Today's sports day is...
We made you tired and run so that you can sleep well.
Really?
Let's make your ears big.
Can we play with it?
What are you doing?
We made you sleepy.
It felt really good.
Wow!
This is the one you wore when you came to play.
So, you can't play soccer for even a second.
What?
It's crazy, but you wore it like that.
It felt really good.
But, I wondered why we had such a break.
We may have more after this, but I thought you were drinking.
You didn't even get a reward, but you did your best.
Next Episode
The next episode is "Buzzraste Collection".
That masterpiece will come back to life!