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"Bangtan Smash" is number one on public television!
This time...
Jump!
Put your legs together and jump!
Fire!
Death!
It's a collaboration with some of the biggest names in the world.
This time, along with Omono Yumezu, we will take photos and videos and promote them.
Will you do it again?
Yes.
But in Tokyo, you only do it for B-Girls.
Is there LDH in Osu too?
I don't know.
Because you had a hard time in Tokyo.
Yes, so this time we will lower the hurdle and look for Sokkuri-san.
It's not lowering the hurdle, it's a different project.
It's a different project.
I hope it looks like Omono Yumezu.
How similar should it be?
If you think it looks like you, that's fine.
But since this app is popular now, I hope we can use it as a reference.
Yes, yes.
When you take a picture of your face, the app analyzes your face and whether you look like Yumezu.
Sokkuri-san Yumezu Diagnosis.
Kamimura Ayuka and Ootani Yuuki, who are the first to appear, and who do they look like?
First, we will verify it with the app.
Who do you look like?
In the past, you looked like Oshima Yuko-san.
Let's do it. Let's verify it.
Who is it?
Table tennis player, Tokuhara Ai-chan.
Don't cry today.
I won't cry.
She's Ai-chan when she was little.
Now, Ootani-chan, who do you look like?
She's really good.
Pat Rosa.
Ootani Yuuki.
How old are you?
I'm 94 years old.
94?
Then, today's guest is Pat Rosa.
Thank you for having me.
Before we look at it, we shouldn't look at it yet, right?
No, we haven't looked at it yet.
Until now, who have you been told you look like?
When I was a high school student, 10 years ago, I was told I looked like Aragaki Yui.
Hey! You've done it!
There's a good one.
Which one?
89.3%.
Wow! Inoue Waka-san.
Can I say something about this? A famous person is taking a picture of you.
That's right.
So, instead of being happy that I look like someone, I feel lonely that I'm not registered for this.
I win, right?
That's right.
Actually, I've done this before.
When I did it, it said 90% that I look like Ayano Go.
I thought, "I'm not in it."
I only remember getting sad.
No, I'm happy that you look like Ayano Go.
That's right. I'm happy.
Wait, wait, wait!
Don't you think you look like Ayano Go the most?
So, this time...
With this app in my hand...
I'm going to use a horse to look for someone who looks like a famous person and make them dance.
There are so many kinds of faces.
It's difficult. How can we do it?
It's difficult.
But I think that if you wear glasses, you will look like everyone else.
If you wear glasses and you are thin, you are an old man and if you are chubby, you are an old man?
That's right.
Are you lying?
That's not possible.
I think you can do it.
I'm wearing glasses because I'm a staff there, but I don't look like an old man at all.
But don't you think that you look like Yoshikawa- san?
Yoshikawa-san?
That's an interesting question.
What is it?
Who do you think you look like?
You look like Yoshikawa-san.
What do you mean?
You look like someone.
You don't look like Ito Seiko-san.
Hello.
But you look like Ebisu-san.
Excuse me, have you ever been told you look like someone?
Who? What was it?
What was it?
Um...
You said you looked like Berobero.
Berobero?
Hijiri-san?
That's right.
I think you look like Ito Seiko-san.
No, I think you look like Ebisu-san.
Thank you very much.
You look like someone.
You look like someone, don't you?
You look like...
Shall we say it?
Shall we say it together?
One, two...
Which one of you is it?
Nakaoka-san.
But you said it differently.
Have you ever been told you look like someone?
No, I haven't.
Who do you think you look like?
Takenaka Naoto-san.
If you don't have hair.
Can I use an app?
This app will tell you who you look like.
Is there anyone?
Come on, Nakaoka!
Oh, it's here!
It's Nakaoka!
From now on, you can say "Nakaoka" to celebrities you look like.
I can say it.
You can say it now, right?
I'm happy!
Can we take a picture together?
I'm happy!
Let's go!
Ready, go!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
I'm sorry for stopping you.
I'm happy!
Is there anyone you look like?
A couple?
How old are you now?
How old are you?
I'm 17 years old.
Isn't there someone you look like?
Cute!
Have you ever been told you look like someone?
Yes, you have.
No, no, no.
No, I look like that guy from "Kaiji".
Oh, Fujiwara Tatsuya!
You look like him!
You look really cool.
Who would it be?
Oh, no!
Arioshi-san, 84 points.
Oh, I'm often told I look like him.
You look like him!
I'm often told I look like him.
Hey, are you saying that?
Don't push me!
Why?
Don't push me!
Why did you say you don't?
You look like him!
There's no time, but can we take a picture?
You look like Arioshi-san from a long time ago.
Even after that, she searches for Mr. Oathday look- alike, but here, this man's beauty sensor reacts.
Wow, beautiful, beautiful.
She was chasing you.
Really?
Excuse me, can we talk for a moment?
Just for a moment, just for a moment.
Can we talk for a moment?
She's picking up.
Since we're here, the kids are cute too.
Yes, they're very cute.
Wow.
Do you usually say you look like someone?
I've never been told that.
No, you do, you do.
I do, I do.
Mr. Kawata.
Wow, you look like him a lot.
I can do it.
Mr. Mama.
Wow, beautiful.
Can we talk for a moment?
I do, I do.
But you've never been told that, right?
I do, I do.
Look, look, I do, I do.
Wow, cute.
I do, I do.
Let's go, let's go.
It's leaking.
Excuse me, please.
What is it? It's beautiful, isn't it?
Well, we can't decide it ourselves, so the machine decides it for us.
Yes.
Wow.
What is it?
Wow, Mr. Wakana.
What is it? What is it? It's unfair. There's something you say.
Sakai Wakana.
Wow, nice.
What do you mean "nice"?
Nice, nice. Very nice.
This woman, too.
Her waist is very nice.
She's being told off. She's being told off.
Oh!
That's right.
Sakai Wakana.
She looks like her. She looks like her a lot.
A big one? A big one?
Hey, you too, Wakana.
Wow, Sakai Wakana and Inoue Wakana are walking together.
Inoue Wakana, can we take a picture with you?
Thank you very much.
Excuse me, let me take a picture with you.
Thank you, Kanda-chan.
Thank you very much.
Kanda-chan, see you later.
Both of you are nice.
Nice and heavy.
Both of you are nice.
I want to be like that.
Both of you are beautiful.
You're a mama, aren't you?
I want it to be more buzzed.
That's right.
It hasn't been buzzed at all today.
That's right.
In this show,
among famous people who look like them,
the bigger they are, the more likely they will be buzzed.
Therefore, in this show,
world-class action stars and host of the year-end show are on standby.
As soon as they arrive,
as soon as they look like them,
people in the city stop walking.
Who could it be?
It's hard to find people bigger than Arius.
That's true.
It's full of people.
Is there someone here?
There is!
Who is this person talking with?
Wow!
There is an actress!
Wow!
She's obviously conscious of us.
She's huge!
She has a wide field of view.
She's cute!
Dance? What are you doing?
She's cute!
You two look alike!
She's nice!
Good morning!
You two have similar voices!
What brings you here today?
What brings you here?
I'm here for a commercial meeting.
What kind of commercial?
You're already doing it!
What kind of commercial?
♪ Haruka's taste ♪
Okay!
Wow!
She's strong!
She's an actress.
She's doing an impersonation of Haruka Ayase.
She's from Nagoya City.
Her name is Sara.
I caught a cold.
What?
Where did you catch your cold?
My throat.
Your throat?
Oh, I see!
What's that?
Wow!
She'll teach the members how to impersonate her.
An impromptu lesson by Haruka Ayase.
Who doesn't want to impersonate Haruka Ayase?
Me!
You can do it all of a sudden.
Yes, I can do it.
First of all, I raise my nose bridge.
Then, I make my eyebrows smaller.
And...
Boss!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
Excuse me, can you not do step two all of a sudden?
Step one is not over yet.
Once again, please.
First of all, I want to start with the shape.
Please start with how you make your facial expressions.
First of all, I always raise my nose bridge.
Step two.
Ayase has small eyebrows.
So, I raise my nose bridge and make my eyebrows smaller.
Oh, you are good at it!
Asano-chan, what do you think of it?
What?
She is doing it with her eyes open.
She is doing it with her chin out.
Please say "I'm Ayase Haruka".
I'm Ayase Haruka!
I'm Sakura-senpai's...
Raw soy sauce!
Thank you for your demonstration.
You were great!
You are a great senpai!
If you have done the imitation of Crayon Shin- chan,
anyone can do it.
Yes.
Next, we will see the imitation of national anime character by an actress.
As a "do" for the sound of Crayon Shin-chan,
when you are in the upper "do" like "dore mi fa sola si do",
you can be like Ryoko Shinohara.
OK, I'll show you a sample first.
Hohohoi, I'm Nuhara Shinnosuke.
Do do do re mi fa sol la si do.
I'm Shinnosuke Nuhara.
No, no, no.
You shouldn't be teaching her.
You should be doing what you have.
No, I'm not.
But I can get used to it just by singing.
Let me show you one more time.
OK, Miho, last one, please.
I'm Shinnosuke, do, do, do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, si, do~
What are you looking at, you pervert?
Every time you say the last line wrong, she gets confused.
I'm sorry.
Let's go, Kamimura-chan.
O-oi, I'm Nohara Shinnosuke, do, do, do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, si, do~
I'm Shinnosuke, do, do, do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, si, do~
What are you looking at?
What are you looking at, you pervert?
I'm Shinnosuke, do, do, do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, si, do~
Until you said "do", you were fine.
But when you said "do do" and turned around for a second, you got out of it.
Yes, I got out of it.
I had to go with that momentum.
Now, we're going to have a video of Ayase and Haruka's impersonation.
We're going to have them impersonate as well.
This time's guest impersonator will be these two.
And this person!
I'm national great actress Haruka Ensei.
For those of you who have watched it, thank you!
Please watch it!
We've watched it.
Thank you!
They impersonated.
Wonderful!
Where do you get your keys from?
I get mine from Kurubushi.
That's not true!
Please watch it!
What are you waiting for?
Next, we're going to a place where world-class action stars wait.
Ayase and Haruka are gone.
They're gone.
Let's go look for the next entertainer.
What a luxurious way of using it.
I know, right?
It looks good.
I've been curious about it.
Really?
This is great!
She is a big star!
Great!
She is a big star of the world!
She drank too much!
Great!
Do you know her?
She is 15 years old.
Great!
She is drunk!
Do you know Suiken?
Yes!
She is drunk!
She is great!
May I ask you something?
You are Bruce Lee, aren't you?
You are not Bruce Lee!
I am Jackie Chan!
You are Jackie Chan!
He is the real one!
He is Jackie Chan,
who is acting like Jackie Chan.
He is Jackie Chan,
who is acting like Jackie Chan.
I'll be surprised if I send a picture to my parents.
Please do!
Let's see if it comes out well.
What will AI do?
I think Jackie Chan is the real one!
I hope it comes out!
Wow! This is it!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you so much!
I'm so happy too!
I'm glad!
Do it for me!
The fist thing!
Fist!
While Jackie Chan is fighting...
Jackie Chan will bite his fist!
Ready...
Action!
This is awesome!
Do you remember Jackie Chan?
Yes, I do!
Just now?
Can you teach me something?
Jackie Chan impersonation idol!
He's great!
I'll tell you about it!
Instant Jackie Chan lesson!
The goal is to become a world-class action idol!
First, fighting pose!
OK!
From there...
One, two, three, four!
Hit randomly!
And...
Jump!
Put your legs together...
This is the real one!
For real!
Action!
That's good!
That's cool!
Wow! That's good!
Also...
When you two were teaching...
You were practicing in secret!
How about you, Suda-san?
I did it!
You did it, didn't you?
I did it a little!
You did it, didn't you?
I'm still young...
Action!
You're good!
As expected!
Three seconds!
Three, two...
This week's guest is SKE48's member and guest is this person!
I'm the action star of Hong Kong, Jackie Chan!
Bye bye!
Bye bye! See you!
See you!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
And now, to where the queen of suspense is!
It's been a few months.
Some of them have withdrawn.
Yes, yes, yes.
No way!
I'm sorry!
It's being monitored now!
Is she dead?
Oh, her blood vessel is stuck!
There is a post-mortem.
It's only been a week since she was killed.
No, it hasn't been that long.
It looks like it's been about three hours.
She made a big mistake!
All of a sudden!
Do you know, 15-year-olds? Do you know?
Yes, I know!
I'm so happy!
The big actress, Yasuko Sawaguchi's impersonator entertainer,
Merhen Sunagas,
has a wide range of stories.
Do you like Chibi Maruko-chan?
I love her!
I'm Chibi Maruko-chan!
Wow, you two are so cute!
Right, Fujiki?
You're cuter than Sasayama-san!
I might fall in love with you, Yamada-kun!
Ahaha! I want to join you, too!
Ahaha!
What do you think?
Wow!
It's amazing, but...
I saw it!
It's blurry!
Oh, it's blurry!
It's no longer Yasuko Sawaguchi!
I don't know what's going on anymore!
From now on,
Kamimura will try to learn Yasuko Sawaguchi's impersonation.
By the way, can you do Shinohara Ryoko?
What are you talking about, you idiots!
Ahaha!
I'm just checking, but can you do a jacket change?
Oh, me, Japanese people, oh, Japanese idols, cute jackets!
Ah, it's subtle!
It's subtle, but you can do anything!
How about korosuke?
I will be korosuke!
Oh!
Who said korosuke?
Someone doesn't know.
Someone doesn't know korosuke?
I'm 25 years old, so I don't know korosuke.
I love korosuke!
I want you to say it!
I love korosuke!
This is delicious!
I don't know!
Incident!
Oh!
It's decided!
It's his?
His?
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What? No way!
No way!
Is he...
His ex?
His ex, Nadeshiko's?
Yes.
Let's go and see.
It does look like he plays soccer.
This is him, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I see.
Hello. Can I join SKE48 as well?
He looks good.
I'm so happy to see him.
Can you show me how you lift?
Can I? Of course.
You suck!
What's that?
I'm really sorry to be scolded by Sama-san.
That's right.
Huh?
That's Sama-chan.
Huh?
I can't help it.
Nice to meet you. I'm Aise Haruka.
Don't say that.
I knew it from the beginning.
As soon as you said "Ah!", Kamimura-chan said "Ah, it's Haruka-san again".
You said that, didn't you?
Hey!
Do you need a lesson for this?
Can you teach me?
Can you teach him?
If you wear this, you won't be scolded anymore.
Then, let me try it.
Oh!
I personally think that
you are the 78th person.
Then, don't you need to take photos of me anymore?
You are so gorgeous now!
I didn't know that I could meet such a big person like you.
You learned a lot from your teacher, didn't you?
Let's do it one by one.
First of all, let's start with Motani.
Dr. Croquette.
Dr. Croquette?
What?
Dr. Croquette?
Who taught you that?
Dr. Croquette?
If you were taught that, you wouldn't be able to do it.
Hey!
I'm Shindosuke.
Don't be nervous!
Ah!
Do, do, do, do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, si, do!
What are you looking at?
You are stupid!
You are so funny!
This program was brought to you by AIA.
Wow! You caught one!
I caught one!
Next time, "To the fishing girl and the big sea rose,"
Will they catch a phantom fish?
I hope you catch one.