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"Interview Zero Positive"!
The members who have more chances to answer the interview
consult with the management and select eight people.
The serious section and the variety section will be separated,
and the interview skills necessary for idols will be competed for.
These three people will judge.
And now, the variety section will begin!
Dad! Dad! No! No! It can't be!
This is an interview, isn't it?
Who are the members who shine in "Zero Positive"?
"Zero Positive"! Team Sparta!
Interview "Zero Positive"! Variety Interview Department!
Yes, in the variety department, four people from Ayaka Ohta, Kaho Sato, Miki Ito, and Ruka Inoue will do a variety interview competition in two situations.
Anyway, if you make an interesting comment and say, "This guy is a variety-style "next Sudakari", please punch out a punchline comment that will make your fans think so.
The judges will rate each person with 10 points out of a total of 30 points.
In the end, the person with the highest total points will win.
Now, everyone, it's a competition in the variety department.
Why am I here?
Certainly, I was MCing in the serious department.
But if you look at that MC style, you can do it in variety, right?
Can you do it?
Yes, I can do it.
Then it's okay.
Then I'll do my best!
She's cheerful.
Now, let's start the first battle.
The first round is "Situation Interview Battle"!
First of all, please look at this.
Here it is!
The distance is strange.
It's very popular.
It's a place I know well.
I'm scared.
Among these nine situations, please choose one that you think will definitely make you laugh in this interview and answer the interview.
So, Mr. Chuei, what kind of situation is important in this interview?
If you ask me that question, I think it's easier for me to answer it emotionally.
On the contrary, it's easier for me to get an impression of it.
But now I'm embarrassed to say it seriously like this, so...
Oh, I'm embarrassed! I'm embarrassed! I'm embarrassed!
Um... Picasso!
Well, it just happened to slip.
Oh, it just happened to slip like this?
It just happened to slip like this.
It's not like I'm going to take it 100 times.
It's not like that.
I see.
What kind of situation do you think will leave you with a punchline if you're in this situation?
Well, well, well...
I can play with Mr. Makiko.
Oh!
I can play around with Ms. Marumaru.
One thing that's difficult is...
When the topic is funny,
we answer it seriously or we take it seriously.
Oh!
If you answer it in a funny way, it becomes funny.
Sorry, I was trying to get back what I said earlier.
Hahaha!
You're serious.
I'm trying hard.
But it's unexpected.
As for the members, I'm worried about the ones who usually say funny things and the ones who don't.
The one on the far right is Itou-chan.
I'm a little worried about being called here today.
I think I was able to do my best.
But I was called, so I have no choice but to do it.
Hahaha!
I'm glad you were called.
I'm accepting it.
But you're saying you're doing your best, so I'm accepting it.
Hahaha!
It was funny.
Now, let's move on to the situation interview battle.
The first one to challenge is...
Itou-miki!
Oh!
Immediately!
Yes.
You're in charge of the situation, right?
Yes!
What situation will you choose?
I think I'd like one that I can use in the future.
When I'm at the end of a concert and my stomach hurts and I'm holding up in the bathroom.
Is it something you can use?
It's not something you can do.
Not at all.
Now, do you have confidence in leaving a punchline with this?
I do!
Oh!
Hahaha!
I do!
What do you want?
Hahaha!
It's strange, isn't it?
You do, don't you?
Yes, I do!
Please leave it to me!
Situation Interview Battle! Itou Miki's Challenge!
Wait, wait, wait!
Yay!
Thank you for your hard work!
How did you like our first concert of the year?
It was great! Thank you for having me!
The song you chose for the encore was a big hit.
Why did you choose that song?
I thought it was the right time for an encore song.
So I chose it! Let's meet again! Thank you!
The one-shot gag you did as a host was pretty funny. Can you do it again?
Again? I'll do it!
Thank you!
What do you want to do for the rest of the year?
I want to calm down and move forward step by step, so please leave it to me!
No, no, no!
Lastly, what are your goals for this year?
My goals for this year?
I want to calm down and move forward step by step, and move forward like myself!
I'm an idol, so I want to go!
No, I'm not an idol! I'm human, so I want to go!
I'm an idol and human, so let me go!
Thank you very much!
Okay, we're done!
Thank you for your hard work!
I just did it with my physical strength.
You kept moving, didn't you?
How did you like it when you actually did it?
It's very cold season right now, and it's cold and I have a stomachache,
and I think I was able to show my reality.
So it's a little painful in reality?
Oh, in reality!
It was a little cold and painful, so it was just right for the topic.
Did it really hurt?
A little.
It doesn't hurt at all, does it?
Isn't it good?
Okay, so Chuu-yan, how was it?
Can I say it out loud?
First of all, I'm worried about whether it's a good video or not.
I don't know what's going on anymore.
The fun was...
It had a strong impact and it was interesting for me.
I thought it was crazy.
It was interesting.
How about you, Ryofu-san?
No, it was good. It was real.
It didn't feel like you were listening at all.
It was like, "Calm down and take one step at a time."
You said it while doing the exact opposite of what you said.
At the end, you said, "I'm an idol."
No, I'm human.
I didn't know how natural you were aiming for it.
But it was so real and interesting.
How about you, Maiko-san?
It was the first time for me to see Ito-chan like that.
I was more confused.
On the contrary...
Don't you usually act like that?
No, I don't.
I'm calm.
You didn't say it yourself.
She's calm.
She's in charge of cleanliness.
By the way, how about you guys in the serious part?
It was real.
I actually know how you feel.
I've actually experienced it.
You've experienced it?
I heard you've experienced it like that.
I've seen you like that.
The next member to challenge is...
Sato Kaho-chan!
Yes!
What kind of situation will you choose?
I'm worried about two things.
That's a good pretense.
I'm worried about "ghost" or "ultraman".
It doesn't matter which one.
I'll choose "ultraman".
I'll go home and...
Both of you go to different places and say different things!
It's a chance for you to laugh!
Shake it off yourself.
You really chose the right one!
I'm worried about that.
Why did you choose this situation?
I thought it would be difficult to choose all of them.
But...
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know.
But do you have confidence in leaving a punchline?
But...
Miki-chan was popular a while ago...
I'm a little worried.
It's not good...
It's not good, not good, not good, not good...
I'm upset!
Ah! 10 points! 10 points!
So fast!
It's not over yet!
I haven't done it yet!
It's not over yet!
I'm going to get complaints.
You're going to get complaints?
Sensation Interview Battle! Sato Okaho's Challenge!
Excuse me, but do you know about a serious incident around here?
What is it?
Ah! I don't have a house!
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom is stuck!
Huh? Dad? Dad!
This is bad! This is bad! This can't be happening!
This can't be happening!
What?
Is it over? Is it over?
It's over.
It's over!
This is...
This is an interview, isn't it?
Thank you for your hard work!
Don't take my hair!
Dad!
It turned out like this...
How did you feel when you actually did it?
What?
I don't know what I'm doing!
How was your situation, Ryofu-san?
What?
You're in trouble!
Was that an interview?
It wasn't an interview.
It wasn't funny to answer.
I just pretended to like the situation.
I think it could have been better.
How about you, Chie-san?
Did you have fun?
I had fun.
I think you're the only one who had fun.
Winnie! Winnie!
How about you, Enzo?
Ultraman was destroying his house, but he kept laughing.
I didn't know what was going on with his emotions.
And why did it suddenly end with "it's over" at the end?
If you calculated it like that, I would have laughed a lot.
Did you calculate it in a funny way?
What?
I'm scared, I'm scared.
The answer came from a completely different angle.
What do you mean "what"?
I don't know.
I don't know, it's strange.
How was it, Amahiko-san?
I love it!
You love it?
I love it!
Before the show started, we talked about the impression of the members.
At the time, we talked about Sato Okao-chan as "the most elegant woman".
I heard about it.
She was like this.
She wasn't elegant at all!
She was crazy!
She was like "mom, dad" and I was like "I'm looking at something scary".
At the end, Ultraman's legs were floating.
I was like "what is this production?"
Were they flying?
They were crushed and that was it.
That's how it was.
They were crushed and that was it.
I was like "where should I look?"
The next member to challenge is Ino Elka-chan!
Hello, Ruu-chan!
What kind of situation will you choose, Ruu-chan?
The moment I thought "this is it!" was when Miss XX was chosen.
Why did you choose her?
Why do you think?
Just luck.
Luck?
I just felt it.
Inspiration!
I see.
Instinct, right?
Instinct!
Wow, you felt your instinct?
I think I can!
Instinct?
That's not it!
I've heard of it somewhere.
That's a dirty joke.
I'll do my best!
Situation Interview Battle! It's Inoue Ruka's challenge!
Inoue-san! Inoue-san!
Congratulations on winning the Grand Prix!
Thank you.
Who do you want to share your joy of winning the Grand Prix with first?
My family, I guess.
Who in your family?
My mother. My mother who gave birth to me.
Have a nice day.
Is there anything you've worked hard for to win the Grand Prix?
What I've worked hard for...
To make my face round...
To make your face round...
I've worked hard for it.
By the way, what was your mistake this time?
Can't you see?
I'm sorry, I don't know, but please tell me.
My mistake...
It's a tomato.
What do you think was the secret of your victory this time?
Well...
I think it's good to have a round face.
Lastly, please send a message to the viewers in front of the TV.
How are you?
Even if you call me from below or above,
to-ma-to.
The end!
It's difficult!
Thank you for your hard work!
Well, Ruu-chan, how was it?
Well...
Was it me?
Was it you?
What do you mean "difficult"?
I just did what I came up with.
You came up with "to-ma-to"?
Yes, "to-ma-to".
Thank you for waiting.
I'm Miss Tomato!
Are you still doing it?
What is your favorite vegetable?
It's a tomato.
How many tomatoes do you eat in a day?
Two tomatoes in a day.
Please tell me the charm of a tomato.
Even if you call me from below or above,
to-ma-to.
Do you have any questions?
That's all from me.
Thank you.
How was it, Maiko?
I've never seen you so confused like this.
Basically, she's been making fun of me all year long.
Is she always making fun of you?
Or does she laugh at you and laugh back at you?
I think she was pulled by Satokaho-chan just now.
Ero.
No, not ero. That mysterious girl.
But I got some energy from Satokaho.
You got some energy from her?
I really did my best.
What did you do?
I said, "I don't care what you do."
You got some energy from her.
How was it for you, Ryofu-san?
Well, it's difficult.
It seems like there's an exquisite choice of "miss to-ma-to."
She was cute, though.
Thank you.
She was cute, but it's difficult.
It was difficult, wasn't it?
How should I evaluate her?
How about you, Chiyue-san?
I had high expectations for her dance.
She made a mistake and made a round face.
I asked her what it was and she said it was a mistake.
She said it had nothing to do with anything.
I thought she was trying to say goodbye.
When I saw the word "tomato", I thought she was trying to say something weak in a round shape.
But you have such a strange personality.
I don't know what to say about you.
Welcome.
Inoue, do you like tomatoes?
I love them.
You like them.
How many can you eat in a day?
I can eat ten tomatoes in a day.
Why?
I can eat ten of them.
Why do you eat less, Ms. Tomato?
I do it on purpose.
What is your favorite vegetable?
My favorite vegetable is...potatoes.
That's not bad.
The last member to challenge is...
Ayaka Ohta.
Please.
I'll do my best.
You can do it.
Not yet.
What?
Why?
Why don't you want to challenge her?
It's a variety show. Why don't you want to challenge her?
I'm sorry. I was nervous. I'm sorry.
It was funny, though.
I'm sorry.
You're nervous.
I'm nervous. I'm sorry.
I'm really nervous. I'm sorry.
When you stood up, you were gone.
You were fast.
I'm sorry.
So, what situation will you choose?
Yes.
I was confused, but I have no choice.
It's...
Ms. Saitarumakiko who got married.
Saitarumakiko?
Who is it?
Ms. Saitarumakiko?
I'm Saitarumakiko.
Yes. I'll choose this one.
Why did you choose that situation?
Because...
Ms. Saitarumakiko is gone...
She's gone.
You're really nervous, aren't you?
Are you okay?
It's rare for you to bite like that.
Welcome.
Since Ms. Saitarumakiko is here,
I think I can appeal to you.
Well...
To me?
Yes. I can appeal to you.
And...
I want to hear your voice of blessing.
Did you get married?
I'll say it with "did you get married?"
If you say "did you get married?"
I can say it fully.
Did you get married?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Is it okay for you to say it?
No.
Is it okay for you to say it?
This is all I can say.
This is all you can say?
This is what comedians do when they're nervous.
You're really nervous, aren't you?
I thought I could only say this.
Are you confident of leaving a punchline?
I am.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
I'm hungry.
You're wearing a microphone, so your waist is full of it and you're laughing.
It's more than usual.
It's full of microphone.
It hurts.
It's either meat or...
I don't want to laugh.
I'm sorry.
That's why you're biting it.
That's nice.
You're getting more and more points.
I'm sorry.
Okay, then.
Please say your punchline.
I'll say it.
Okay.
Please say it.
It's overflowing.
That's why you can't say it.
It hurts.
You weren't nervous.
I'm inside.
You're inside.
I should be outside.
Why are you inside?
I should be outside.
You should be in your office.
Situation Interview Battle.
It's a challenge for Ohta Ega-chan.
Ohta-san.
Yes.
Thank you for your hard work at the theater park.
Thank you for your hard work.
Actually, there was great news during the park. Do you know about it?
Yes, that's right.
Saito Mac-san, who graduated the other day, got married.
Yes.
But we've been working together as seniors and members.
I want to bless you from the bottom of my heart.
I think you were active as the forefront of SKE.
I want to give you a round of applause.
What do you like about Saito Mac-san?
I don't know.
But Saito Mac-san is working hard on Instagram.
Saito Mac-san lives in a cafe.
Cafe?
He lives in Instagram.
He lives in Instagram?
He lives in Instagram.
Saito Mac-san is active on Instagram.
I heard that he met someone on Instagram.
He is the first person on Instagram in human history.
He is a rival of Saito Mac-san.
She was a rival of Saito Mac-san, but now she is a rival of Saito Mac-san.
In a good way, it is romantic.
Of course, I do not know whether it is true or not.
I do not know until I hear it later.
However, I think Instagram content is the first in human history.
I think it is at the Guinness level.
I respect Saito Mac-san who left his name in Guinness.
His activities as an esky are wonderful, but I respect Saito Mac-san for leaving his name in Guinness.
I pray for his future activities.
Finally, can you send a message to Saito Mac-san who is happy?
Mac-san, congratulations on your marriage!
I did not expect you to get married so soon.
I am sorry I said it honestly.
I was surprised.
I think you will be a very sparkling and good mother.
I hope you will continue to work hard in the future.
And congratulations on your marriage!
Bye-bye!
Wait a minute! I do not know!
Oh, my God! What should I do?
What should I do? What should I do? I am sorry!
Is it over? Is it over? Is it over?
Is it over?
Is it over? Is it over?
I am sorry!
Is it over?
Are you kidding me?
I am really sorry.
I was nervous.
How did you feel when you actually got married?
I imagined that I would get married if I got married.
It came naturally.
It came naturally?
It came naturally.
But I feel accomplished.
I feel accomplished.
I was nervous.
Mr. Chu-ei, how did you feel?
I wanted to do something I didn't know how to do.
Yes.
Well, it was so funny until it came out.
If it was a confrontation before the interview, I would have won.
But it was boring enough to make it negative.
But I think it's amazing.
I think it's amazing.
How about you, Ryofu-san?
Well, I'm pretty depressed.
I don't know what I'm saying all the time.
You didn't know?
I don't know what you mean.
I don't know what you mean because you live on Instagram.
And when it first came out, I thought it was funny that it was so small for Takenaka-san's angle.
It was like, "Oh, it's so small!"
It was pretty depressing overall.
How about you, Mahiko-san?
If I'm depressed like this, I think I'll hide my marriage.
I don't know why.
We talked about things we didn't know at all in the interview.
I think it's dangerous for it to become an article or go out into the world.
You have to listen to it to know what it's like.
You can't say it.
Then don't say it.
Do you actually live on Instagram?
No, I don't live on Instagram.
I live in Nagoya.
I like Instagram, but it's a relationship where you only have that little information.
What do you mean you live on Instagram?
I live on Instagram.
You live there?
Yes, I live on Instagram.
How do you go on Instagram?
Good luck!
You don't have to help me!
You really pulled me!
So, everyone on Gachibumou, how was it?
Wow, I acknowledge your effort.
Do you acknowledge it?
I do acknowledge it, but...
I'm starting to get confused.
I'm getting confused.
Monamiza.
The "gata-gata-gata" before that was great.
The "three monamiza" before that was great, but now it's "gacha-gacha-gacha".
When did you start doing that?
It's been like that for a while now.
I don't think you saw it.
You forced me to do it.
Next time...
Let's cook.
Interview Zero Position, Variety Department, completed!
I think enjoying yourself is the most important thing.
I think this is the best way for me to go.
I'll announce it!
Who will be the winner of the Variety Department?
The winner is...