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Episode Two! Sales Zerapoji!
Young members present their own plans for the show.
So far, five plans have been sold.
Only one has been adopted.
And this time, we'll show you the second half of the sales Zerapoji!
I'm not nervous, but...
I was nervous today.
What made you nervous?
My voice is loud, so I'm scared.
Will their plans be adopted?
Furthermore, Chairman Rendon will challenge the layup!
A.K.A. "Zeropoji" of "Bocchi & Don"!
Team Spartan! Go!
Next one, please!
- Yes, thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me.
- First of all, please introduce yourself. - Yes, I'm Sayaka Iriuchi of Team K-2 of SKE48.
- Thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me.
- That's a rare name. - Yes.
- Please have a seat. - Oh, thank you very much.
- Then, please announce the sales plan. - Yes.
- The plan I brought with me is... - Oh!
- "Quiz! What kind of konji do you eat?" - That's right!
- What's with you all of a sudden? - It's a little...
- I don't like it. - Iriuchi-jima? - That sounds terrible. - What is it?
- It's a wonderful plan. - No, no, no.
- I'm really scared of what you're about to say. - I know, right?
- Could you please explain it to me? - Sure.
- Anyway, I came up with this plan because... - Oh!
- I love animals so much that I don't want to eat them anymore. - Who... Who is it?
- Who's going to eat them? - I really wanted you to eat them, but...
- Us? - Yes.
- This time, it's me. - Yes.
- I'm sorry. - No, you don't have to eat them.
- I've always wanted you to eat them. - No, you don't have to eat them.
- What made you want to eat them in the first place? - It's my job as an eskimo, so...
- I was told "try eating them" and I ate them. - Really?
- I'm kind of addicted to them. - What?
- Is there anything you're addicted to? - No! - Eating them...
- And with that, let's see what Iriuchi-jima Sayaka has brought in for us!
- Quiz! What insect are you eating?
- Yay! - Yay!
- In this segment, I'm going to show you what insect I'm eating...
- I'm going to do facial expressions and food reviews, guess what it is, and you're going to guess what it is.
- I see. - I see.
- With that, I'm going to show you what insect I'm eating. - Please do.
- First of all... - Yes.
- It's like a beginner's edition. - It's interesting.
- This is a millworm. - Millworm?
- What is a millworm? - No, no, no!
- Yay! - No, no, no!
- Don't get too close! - But this is okay.
- She's a beginner. - That's right.
- When she's alive, she's plump and cute, but when she's dead... - Oh, I see.
- She's pretty dry. - Yeah.
- Not at all. - She's like a fish bone.
- The second one is a cricket. - Yay!
- Yay!
- It's a cricket. - It's a cricket.
- Wow!
- These are insects I've eaten a lot of before. - Oh!
- A lot of insects? - Yes.
- A lot of insects? - That's right.
- The third one is a scorpion that I'd like to have at home one day. - A scorpion?
- It's a scorpion. - That's right. - A scorpion?
- You can eat it? - You can eat it?
- Can you eat it? - Yes, I can eat it. It's my first time seeing it.
- Does that mean you think it's cute? - It's cute or cool.
- You'd like to buy it? - I'd like to buy it.
- You might eat it now. - That's right.
- What else is there? - The next one is... I'd like to meet it.
- You'd like to meet it? - Yes. It's a cool tarantula.
- It's a spider. - It's a tarantula!
- You can eat it? - You can eat it?
- Can you move it closer? - It's a spider!
- It's a spider. - But it's delicious. It's on top of it. - That's right.
- It doesn't look like a spider, does it? - Yes.
- The last one is... - Yes. - It's a familiar one in the penalty game.
- It's a tarantula that I recently ate for the last time. - Oh, I see.
- It's a tarantula. - It's delicious! - It's delicious!
- It's delicious!
- It's amazing! - Look at it. It's eyes!
- It's cute! - It's cute!
- I'll put these five kinds of tarantulas in this box and eat them. - Oh!
- Please do it for me. - Please do it for me. - Please do it for me.
- Why do you play such a game? - I can't do it!
- Yes, please do it for me! - Let's do it!
- What kind of tarantula are you eating? - I can't answer that question.
- Which one should I choose? - Which one should I choose?
- Are you ready? - Which one?
- Did you get it? - I got it.
- Yes, please put it in your mouth without showing your face. - Yes, I'll eat it.
- Wow! - Wow!
- What? - What is it?
- What is it?
- Please look up. Are you ready? - Yes.
- Wow, she says it so well. - She's a Kabuki actress, isn't she?
- No, she's not. - No, she's not. - She doesn't say it at all. - She's definitely a Kabuki actress, isn't she?
- This one... - Tell me about it. - It doesn't taste like anything. - It doesn't?
- It doesn't look like anything, but if we were to guess what we know... - Shrimp?
- Ah, shrimp? - Shrimp?
- If it's rice, bread and noodles, what would it be? - It's hard, so I'd like to pinch it with bread.
- I see, that's important. - I'd like to pinch it with bread!
- Please use the whiteboard in your hand and write down what I ate. - Yes.
- It's hard... - Do you know what that is? - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's still in my mouth. - Still? - Yes.
- It's still in my mouth... - Everyone, since you've written it down, let's see your answers!
- Let's open them! - OK.
- Ta-dah! - Ta-dah!
- Ooh... - Ooh...
- Scorpion. - Yeah.
- Red seabream. - Yeah.
Oh...
Luka-san...
When I heard "shrimp"...
First of all, I thought it looked like a scorpion...
And when I heard the sound...
I thought tarantula looked soft...
So I was worried about "crocodile".
But I thought "crocodile" wasn't "shrimp" either...
I've done this quiz many times!
Isn't she cute?
She looks like "Kodayo"
Nice to meet you!
How about you, Cheki-san?
When I ate "tagame", I said it didn't taste like anything.
"Tagame" is a little smelly.
But "sahaya-chan" is a little...
It's broken.
I don't feel "tagame" anymore.
I think it's this.
I see.
And it has a punch.
Yes.
Let me announce the correct answer!
The correct answer is...
It was "scorpion"!
She did it!
Congratulations!
Luka and Emoto got it right!
And I ate a lot of it.
It's almost gone.
Oh, you're right!
You're right!
Can I eat it?
It's like a curry udon.
Is it good?
It's good.
It doesn't taste like curry udon, but it smells good.
It's like shrimp.
Wow, that's amazing!
I've never seen a woman say anything like that!
Let's have the three of you make a decision!
Judges, have you decided?
Yes!
Then, please raise your cards!
Here you go!
It's "scorpion", "scorpion", and "scorpion"!
It's "scorpion"!
Congratulations!
The "scorpion" is Seki-san.
It's scary for all of us to eat it, but I'm interested in Saaya doing something challenging.
She's been traveling around the world for about two years and eating a lot of things.
I think we'll encounter a lot of things.
Emoto-san is "scorpion", right?
That's right!
Out of all of us, only Saaya-chan is happy!
Everyone else is unhappy!
We can't let this plan pass!
That's true!
Quiz!
What kind of insects does she eat?
Not accepted!
We look forward to your next application!
Next person, please!
First of all, please introduce yourself.
I'm Akahori Kimie. Nice to meet you.
Then, please announce your sales plan.
I came up with it.
I'm a photographer, Akahori.
What kind of plan is it?
I'm good at taking cute pictures of members.
I'd like you to plan a 3-minute plan for me.
What is that little fly around you?
Isn't it a heart?
It's a little fly.
I thought it was blooming.
It's a little heart.
I see.
It's cute.
Can you not break my heart?
Are you okay?
You have to say it properly!
It's a heart!
Please say it!
Aren't you nervous?
I'm nervous!
I'm not nervous, but...
I'm nervous today.
Why?
I'm always energetic.
What made you nervous?
My voice is loud, so I'm scared.
Your voice is loud?!
Please be careful of that.
I'll be careful.
Akahori, if you say something you don't agree with,
we'll make it easier for you to do it.
What do you want me to be?
A big hand?
Don't say "hand"!
You have a small voice.
Don't say "hand"!
Please be gentle with me.
If we're gentle with you, you won't be nervous?
Yes.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Here you go.
You can take a picture of each member.
You can see each member's cuteness.
You can see if a member likes their right or left face.
They have their own particular way of taking photos.
Then, they share their photos and take photos of each other.
On the contrary, the member that likes her right side of her face should take photos of her left side of her face.
She is a little too big.
You are strict.
It is my best.
I'm sorry.
What kind of people did you take photos of?
There is a photo.
Let's see.
Let's do it.
Can you take it from this angle, everyone?
You can't, can you?
It's pretty close.
It's close and it's from above.
It's a giant amateur's angle.
It's cute.
It's cute, isn't it?
You're not nervous, are you?
Because your friends are taking it for you.
It's nice to look a little spoiled.
It's cute.
Oh!
It's cute, isn't it?
It's cute.
If you're wearing a jacket like this, your fans won't be able to take it.
That's right.
The back side?
It's not on or off.
It's a delicate nature.
That's right.
So, we're going to do a project for you, Akaho.
We're going to use this little tool and have you take a cuter picture of the northern luka.
Photographer Akaho's shooting time starts now!
What should we do?
You can do whatever you like.
How do you like it today?
Today...
Which one do you like? This one or this one?
What?
Pandas' faces are going to be cute, aren't they?
How about a doctor?
Why a doctor?
A doctor...
Pandas' faces?
It's like a monophobe.
It's like you have to do it.
Why? Why?
Pandas' faces?
Where should we go?
Pandas' faces.
Pandas' faces are going to be cute, aren't they?
A simple panda.
It's close.
Please look up.
Oh, it's small.
It's so close. Is it okay?
It's okay.
I don't know if you've seen it or not.
I think it's a way of relaxing.
It's good.
Are you shooting now?
I'm shooting now.
It's good.
It's cute.
It's like a normal snap.
No, it's not!
It's like a normal snap.
No, it's not!
Look this way, please.
Oh, look this way.
I see.
She said something in a hurry.
Ruka-san, too.
Oh, together?
Together. How is it?
It's like a panda.
It's cute, isn't it?
How do you shoot it?
This way.
Oh, it's the same.
I think it's like a normal camera man.
No, it's not!
Did photographer Akahori be able to take a cute picture of a time machine coral?
Then, let's take a look at the picture of model's northern Ruka-san!
Here you are!
Yes, yes, yes!
Since you are a good model, you look cute together with panda.
I don't usually take this kind of angle, so it's new for me.
Cute, cute!
I will definitely take this kind of angle.
Does it mean you don't have confidence in this angle?
That's right. I don't like it very much.
Have you seen this picture?
But, it's leaked.
Really?
Yes.
It looks like you don't like panda.
That's not it!
Let's take a look at the picture of model's northern Ruka-san and me!
It's so cute!
This is also a good shot!
It's good, but it feels like "on"
That's not true! Have you ever seen her smile like that?
She doesn't smile like that!
She smiles like that!
We just took a picture of the members, and since we're here, let's take a picture of Yamamoto-san as a model!
Next, let's take a picture of Yamamoto as a model!
Ah, it's cute!
Is it okay for me to take a picture of you?
Ah, it's cute!
Sensei, is it okay for me to take a picture of you?
It's very good!
Thank you very much!
Then, please take a picture of me!
How is it?
Ah, it's cute!
It's cute!
What kind of concept or theme did you use for this picture?
It's like a fairy coming out of a tree!
Ah, it's like a fairy coming out of a tree!
Shiki-san, what do you think of this picture of Yamamoto-san?
No, I've never seen it before!
I've never seen it before and I don't want to see it either!
Then, let's have the three of you judge!
Judges, have you decided?
We've decided!
Then, please raise your cards!
Ravi-chan!
Eh, why?!
Oh, Sayo, Sayo, Sayo!
I haven't taken it yet!
Eh?!
I haven't taken it yet!
I haven't experienced it yet!
Shiki-san, what do you think of it?
Well, I think it's normal as a picture!
I think other people can do the same thing!
It's summer!
I think if Akaori-san has his own concept, I think it's okay for me to use it!
For example, if Akaori-san takes a day and takes a few pictures secretly without telling anyone, I'd like to see it!
I think it's not very interesting as a concept if you take it one by one and say "I'll take it!"
Suddenly?!
So, if you take one concept, I think you can use Akaori-san!
I think you can use Akaori-san!
You're very, very serious!
It's not a daily show or anything!
It's already time for you to play!
I'll send you all away!
Unfortunately, Akaori-san is not accepted!
We look forward to your next project!
Next person, please!
Excuse me!
Please introduce yourself!
I'm Takeuchi Nanami of CNS. Thank you for coming today!
Thank you for coming!
Then, please announce the sales plan of Takeuchi Nanami-chan!
"Mitchi Memory Zero Poji"!
What is this?
What kind of plan is it?
Once you pass a street, you will never forget it.
That is "Mitchi Memory Zero Poji"!
For example, is it only for streets?
You won't forget people you met once?
No, it's only for streets!
It's only for streets!
Is it only for streets you passed once?
For example, you won't get lost in a city you've never been in before?
It's only for streets you've passed once!
You're smart!
You're talented!
By the way, when you got off the bus this morning,
before you entered this dressing room,
did you notice anything strange?
Did you notice anything strange?
You made me climb meaningless stairs!
Actually...
I made you take that route secretly!
You must have done something weird!
So, from now on, Takeuchi Nanami will get off the bus and walk the route until she enters the dressing room!
I see!
It's a verification!
So, Takeuchi Nanami's road memory is verified!
Now that she's out of the bus, let's check out Takeuchi Nanami's route this morning!
OK!
She's looking at something secretly.
It's definitely going to be the video of this morning.
She had a good posture.
The members arrive at 9 a.m. and head for the dressing room.
I haven't gone the wrong way yet, but my back is itching.
Are you walking lazily?
I was told that I was walking lazily.
It's over.
Normally, it takes three minutes to get to the dressing room.
But, it takes ten minutes to walk around.
If she can recreate this route, she will succeed in the challenge!
First of all, she goes up the stairs meaninglessly and goes up to the second floor.
After going straight for about 80 meters, she immediately goes down the stairs and goes up to the first floor again.
She deliberately goes through the front door and goes from the back door to the inside of the building.
She sanitizes her hands at the front entrance.
Finally, she arrives at the mechanical room!
The staff made a mistake on the way and went back on the way they came.
She goes through the front entrance and walks to the opposite side of the building.
After about 10 minutes of long journey, she reaches the mechanical room and reaches the goal!
Can Takeuchi recreate this remote route perfectly?
Let's have Takeuchi Nanami walk on the road!
Takeuchi Nanami, are you confident?
Yes, I am!
Let's look forward to it!
Let's go!
Takeuchi Nanami's "Road Memorization Challenge" starts now!
Can I go now?
Yes, you can.
I made you look more tired in the morning.
Don't say that!
I wasn't that bad.
First of all, over there.
We will follow you.
Can we?
Yes, you can.
Thank you very much.
About how many hours ago?
About three hours ago.
I remember this scenery.
That's why I climb up these stairs.
The first impression is strong.
That's right.
Here, I will talk about tomorrow's performance.
You remember it so early.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's hard, isn't it?
It's hard.
I said I'm looking forward to it.
It was raining in the morning, so I hid here.
I see.
I think you can do it.
Do you remember the situation at that time?
That's right.
It's like a stupid correct answer runner.
She even remembers the conversation on the way.
She has a good memory.
I remember it.
This is it.
Do you remember it?
I remember it.
It's a great view.
Someone is dancing.
Let's put her in the center.
It would be great if you took a picture of her.
She is in a good state of nervousness.
She is in a very good state of nervousness.
It would be perfect if you ate a lot of food.
It would be perfect.
It would be great if you ate a lot of food.
Then, they enter the building.
They made me disinfect here.
Then, I thought again.
They should have come from this side.
There are a lot of people.
Why did they come from this side?
The staff told me to come from this side.
I will go.
Where was it?
It's about here.
I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
I made a mistake.
I didn't know you were this nervous.
I went to the dressing room.
I remember it.
Then, she went back to where she came from.
Hello.
The dressing room was here.
That's right.
Was Takeuchi's route correct?
The challenge was a success!
Congratulations!
Was it perfect?
How do you feel now?
I'm happy. Of course, I'm happy.
I'm very confident.
It was wonderful.
Thank you very much.
Then, please show me the judgment card.
One, two, three!
It's a no!
Why?
It's a no!
You were very talented.
Thank you very much.
Not only were you bad at talking, but you were also good at reproducing.
I wanted you to take a picture of your back when you were talking.
A picture?
I think you had a bad look.
And, Seki-san, you said you didn't like it.
That's right.
How do you make use of it?
It's amazing, but...
It was amazing.
How do you do it?
You can't do it in front of you, either.
That's right, but you have the ability to make use of phenomena.
Unfortunately, unknown memories are not accepted.
We look forward to your next project.
Six members of ske48, chosen in multiple battles, have gathered.
This project is about watching their performance.
This time, they will challenge...
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's go!
Ready!
Hahaha!
You'll get me in trouble!
I'm in!
Ready? Go!
Go!
Ouch!
Wait a minute.
Can I do it again?
How was it?
I did it!
But it was the most layup-like layup I've done so far.
Next episode...
"Urikomi-teropochi" Solution Edition!
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Please be careful of heterosexual relationships.
This is what you use when you're in trouble!
And the athletes will try rope skipping!
"Urikomi-teropochi" Solution Edition!
And we'll show you how the new members jump!
Don't miss it!
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