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The second edition of "Urikomi Zero Poji"!
Yay!
We did it!
In this "Zero Poji", the members will present the projects they want to do in the show.
It's a wonderful project.
It looks really dangerous.
Are there any members who will accept the project?
Oh!
What's the point?
In addition, a new project will also be launched!
Escape pocket! Zero position! Team Sparta! Ability change! Enter!
This "zero position" is the second "sales god zero position" in which members present what they want to do in "zero position"!
This time, we conducted a survey of what they want to do for young people from 9th to 10th grade researchers.
Among them, we will present it to the seven members chosen!
And these three people will evaluate the presents!
Let's introduce them!
First of all, he is a "zero position" MC and a 6th grader who has already entered the age of a veteran, Mr. Kitano Ruka!
Nice to meet you!
And he is a "zero position" for the first time!
In his 22 years of career as a middle-aged comedian and boomer, you two are now selling well!
Nice to meet you!
I'm sorry!
Thank you very much!
No, no, not at all!
It must have been hard for you to invite her because you were selling so well!
I didn't say it myself!
I made up the time!
She just read the script!
I didn't think about it!
I came because I had a schedule!
That's right!
It was the script!
That's right!
By the way, do you know that the two of you are in the "s.k. 4.t."?
Of course we know, but we've been working with our seniors for a long time!
It's nice to meet you all!
On the contrary, you all know about us!
What kind of image did you have of us?
For me, it was Esechi Akimoto-sensei's...
Ah!
Isn't it mine?
That's weird!
Is it mine?
Then it must be!
Thank you very much!
I thought, "I can finally meet him in person!"
I'm happy!
But I think that YouTube is more popular and interesting!
What do you mean by "interesting"?
I watch it!
What do you watch?
I watch Seki-san's son!
He likes babies and mixes them in his project!
Yes, yes, yes!
But only halfway through!
Only halfway through!?
Ah, I see!
It's the most complicated!
I only watch my cute son halfway through!
Now, let's call in our first presenter!
Assistant, Anzu Omura-chan!
Please come in!
First presenter, please come in!
Oh, it's you!
Hello!
Please come in!
Please introduce yourself!
Yes! I'm SKE48 Team K-2's Miki Ito!
Nice to meet you!
Please have a seat!
Ah! Please excuse me!
She's really shy!
Now, let's announce the sales comparison!
Yes, this is the project I want to sell this time!
Ta-dah!
"Chattering zero positive"!
"Quite Zero Posi"? Why do you want to be "Quite Zero Posi"?
Because I thought I could get "zero positive"!
That's a pleasant answer, isn't it?
You said you don't have it.
So you're a "chatty" personality?
That's right. I'm not good at sudden things.
Oh, I see.
For example, this morning...
It's morning, but...
What did you do in the morning?
I was buying tea at Jidohama Station.
And then, from the right...
Inoue Ruka-san was walking normally, but...
She didn't say "I'll walk to you", so...
I was a little surprised.
From now on...
Is there such a rule now?
Normally, I...
I was just walking normally.
And I thought, "There's Itomiki."
Just before I said "Good morning", I was surprised and shut my mouth.
Didn't you say anything bad on the radio?
I think it's always like that!
I'm going to go behind you from now on.
Does that mean you have to send an email?
That's right.
You're the main character!
That's really scary!
I have to report everything.
So you can't watch scary movies, either?
No, I don't watch them at all.
So you have to say, "Jason is appearing in 4 seconds."
Oh, but I don't watch it.
I don't like scary movies.
You don't like scary movies, do you?
So far, you've been talking like you're sitting on a log.
So...
We're going to verify how "Vibiri" Itomiki is.
With a black tragedy that can jump up to five times the water level,
"Time Machine" and "Vivili" will challenge!
So...
Let's start!
You're going to decide it yourself, right?
First of all, I'm going to check this one.
I'm scared!
This one's scary, too!
I'm going to check it and...
That's fast!
There's "oh" in it!
That's fast!
You can't do it now, can you?
You have to say it!
What are you going to do with that thing under your feet?
Which one is it?!
I feel like I'm being controlled.
That's amazing!
This is a little different from "Bibiri" one.
It's a one-round game that you're being controlled.
Here I go!
Go ahead!
I'll go with this one!
What? What?
I won't explode at that timing!
I'll go!
Go ahead!
I'll go!
You can do it anytime!
I'll go!
Can I do it?
You can do it!
Go for it!
Go for it, Ito!
Go for it!
Please tell me when you cheer for me!
It's hard for me to cheer for you!
I'll go!
I'll go with the real one!
Three!
Two!
One!
- I'm scared! - Go ahead.
- I'll go first, then. - Yes.
- But, you know... - Yes.
- Please stay close to me. - Yes, of course.
- Yes, as I said, I'm scared. - I got used to it.
What does it say in the middle of it?
- What does it say? - A cap?
- Then, I'll go down. - Yes.
- Shall I go next to you? - Yes, go ahead.
- Right next to you. - Yes.
- I think you can stand here. - Yes!
Yes!
What kind of angle is that?
- What kind of angle is that? - I'll go!
- Yes! - I'll go!
- Yes! - Yes!
- I'll go, so please stand next to me. - Yes, I'll go.
- Point at Ito-san with an invisible face. - Wow, scary!
- Please say it when you point! - I won't say it. - Let's say it! Let's say it!
- You say you don't know when you pointed, right? - Please say it!
- Please say it! Please say it! Please say it! - What?!
- No, no. - You have a good face!
- I'll go! - Yes!
- One, two... - Go!
- Wow! - Wow!
- What?! You got three?! - Three?!
- What do you mean "three"? - What do you mean "three"?
- Excuse me, can you pull it out and point it again? - Huh?
- Where? - Is it only me who can point? - Yeah.
- Can you point it again? - Huh? Then Ito-kun, come here! - Go, go, go!
- Why are there three? - Wow!
- What's wrong with you? - You have a good face, don't you?
- You had a good face! - Wow! You had a good face!
- Thank you very much! - Then, let's have you three judge!
- If you three are okay with it, we'd like to do it in this show!
- Judges, are you okay with it? - Yes! - Yes!
- Then, please raise your judgment board! - One, two...
- Ta-dah! - Ta-dah!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- Is there a pattern that idols say harsh things? - No, there isn't!
- Is there a pattern that entertainers say harsh things? - No, there isn't!
- Is there a high wall here? - No, there isn't!
- You're kidding me! - Since you three aren't okay with it...
- We're not okay with "Billy Zero Pazian"!! - No way! - No way!
- No, no, we're still okay with it! - We're still okay with it!
- We're still okay with it!
- If we're talking about "Billy" as a group, there are quite a lot of S.K. members, right? - Yeah!
- I thought it'd be fun to gather other members and do "Billy Zero Pasian" together... - That'd be great!
- I thought it'd be fun to gather other members and do "Bibily Zero Pazian" together... - The strongest "Bibily" ever!
- But now that I look back at it, I'm getting tired of it, too! - I see!
- You're waiting for it, too! - We have to be ready for it, too!
- If we were to shoot this for a day... - I see!
- You were the most scared when you saw this, weren't you? - I was!
- You were the most scared! - I was!
- You were more scared than you were scared of yourself!
- You're so selfish!
- Well, we have to choose these three, right? - There's an enemy of selfishness here!
- Of course, we'll choose these two! - Yeah, it was cute and fun to watch!
- It's exciting and fun! - Yeah!
- But if we were to shoot this for a day, I'd look like an idol!
- It'd be the worst!
- "Billy Zero Pazian" is not accepted!
- We're looking forward to your next plan!
- Next, please!
- Excuse me! - Yes, please!
- Oh! - Oh!
- This is a strange movement!
- No, it's not! I'm sorry!
- I was told to turn my back to the camera all of a sudden!
- I'm sorry!
- First of all, please introduce yourself!
- Yes! I'm Team E's Kanon Sawada! Thank you for having me!
- Thank you for having me! - Thank you for having me!
- Well then, please announce the plan you've decided on!
- The plan I want to do is...
- Ta-dah! "Solution, Zero, Positive"!
- What kind of plan is it? - Yes, this plan is...
...to solve everyday problems and troubles.
And the one with the most wonderful answers will win the "Zero Positive" prize.
- I see. - Ms. Sawada, are you specialized in solving problems?
- Yes, I think I am specialized in it. - Yes.
- You've got it all mixed up, haven't you? - Yes, I have.
- Then, why did you turn your butt in the first place? - This is...
I was going to turn my butt in your direction, but...
- I thought it might be this way, and it was actually this way. - I see.
- I was wondering why you turned your butt in my direction.
- Really? - You're fast. - That's how it is.
- On the other hand, Ms. Inoue, what do you think you're worried about? - I'm worried about...
- Do you know what you're worried about? - I'm worried about...
- Well, I want to sit in a chair, too. - I see!
- She's seen it through.
- She's solved a lot of problems. - Yes.
- Then, Ms. Shishi, what do you think you're worried about? - I think it's a little hot in here.
- Why? - I think it's a little hot in here.
- You don't even look like you're worried about anything! - I'm not worried about anything!
- How do you know that? - I've been watching you.
- Are you worried about what you want to eat right now? - You don't know what this is, do you?
- This is curry rice. - Why?!
- Even though it's curry rice... - Tell me what kind of curry it is!
- It's vegetable curry! - Why?!
- Vegetable curry is the only wrong answer! - Vegetable curry is the only wrong answer!
- This is the only wrong answer! - If it wasn't for vegetables, we wouldn't be able to eat at a restaurant!
- I'm begging you! If you eat vegetables, you won't be able to eat at a restaurant!
- Don't look down on me like that! - Okay...
- So, will Kanon Sawada really be able to solve his worries?
- You've been in the entertainment industry for 22 years. - Yes.
- We'd like you to take it one step further. - Yes.
- You're an emcee in "Golden". - Yes.
- You want to do commercials. - Yes.
- What should you do in order to become a national entertainer?
- Well... - Yes.
- As Mr. Yamamoto... - Yes, me.
- As you just said, you want to become one. - Yes.
- I think you can do it! - Oh!
- So you're just pulling his legs! - Yes!
- But what should I do? - Well...
- Mr. Akimoto... - Yes.
- I want you to do a lot of things related to entertainment. - Yes.
- I want you to fall in love with a lot of things. - Yes.
- Of course you still love it now, but... - Yes.
- I want you to work with me in a lot of things. - I'm a little overwhelmed now.
- Yes, that's right. - So you want me to think of you as "Mr. Akimoto"?
- Oh, you don't? - Huh?
- Oh, you don't? - As a duo, I'm doing "Mr. Akimoto" with Mr. Yamamoto.
- But I'm actually "Mr. Akimoto" in real life. - Oh!
- We broke up.
- Yes, we broke up.
- So I think if you do "Mr. Sawada" first, you can become a great entertainer!
- I see! - Yes!
- If you do "Mr. Sawada", we'll sell well. - I see!
- It's that simple! - Can I say one more thing? - Yes!
- I'm single and I'm 43 years old. - Yes.
- I'm single and I can't date anyone. - Yes!
- I'd like to ask you for advice on how I can get married. - Hmm...
- That's right! - Yes!
- Then, will you marry me?! - What are you talking about?!
- What are you talking about?!
- You're suddenly a minor! - Yes!
- I've never seen you before! - But my dream will come true for now!
- Your dream will come true for now?! - Yes!
- On the contrary, is "Mr. Sawada" okay?
- I'm 43 years old! - I'm single!
- You're single?! - Yes!
- Do you divorce right away? - Do you have a dog or a cow?
- I'm Inoelka Karamuri. - Yes!
- I think it's a problem I'll have until I die... - Isn't it big?
- I just can't eat liver... - I see...
- How can you eat it? - There's a special solution!
- Oh, wow! - Liver seems to be able to talk!
- Huh? - Oh!
- What does that mean? - In some kind of drama...
- The liver is talking! - I see!
- So, if you can talk with the heart of the liver and get along with it... - I see!
- I think you'll be able to eat it deliciously! - I see!
- Yes! - I see!
- Oh, is that so? - I hope you'll get along with it!
- Then, why don't you try talking with the liver? - Sure!
- Like this... - With the liver... Yes! Of course!
- The liver will talk like this... - Yes!
- Oh, the liver came again! - The liver came again!
- Why do you like it so much? - I don't like it that much...
- What do you hate about the liver? - I don't like the taste of it...
- Have you ever eaten it? - Yes! I ate it when I was in elementary school...
- But, since then, I don't like it anymore... - The liver is liked by mature women...
- If you eat it now, I'm sure you'll like it! - Is it true, liver?
- Oh, you're wrong! - You're wrong!
- Oh, you're wrong! - Oh, you're wrong!
- Inoue-san, you can't mix it up! - Is it true, liver?
- Inoue-san... - Is it true, liver?
- Kitano-san, you can't mix it up! - I see, liver!
- It's too early for that! - What are you doing, liver?!
- It's a different thing! - Is there anything you can do to solve it? - Yes!
- Is there anything you can do? - Can I tell you my real worries?
- As a senpai... - As a senpai...
- I'm not good at memorizing dances in a short period of time...
- How can I memorize it quickly? - It's spirit!
- Wow! She said it! - She said it at the end!
- But I'm also the type of person who can't do it unless I'm cornered...
- So, I'm always working hard with spirit...
- So, I have no choice but to work hard with spirit!
- Why is she so confident?
- Because I'm working hard... - Because you're working hard?
- Then, let's have the three of you give your verdict!
- Judges, are you ready? - Yes!
- Then, please show us your verdict!
- Ta-da!
- It's negative! It's negative! It's negative!
- So, it's negative!
- It's negative!
- Surprisingly, I thought it would be nice to have one of these mysterious girls in each group...
- Yamamoto-san, I think you're being fooled. - Eh?!
- She's not only cute, but she's also a liar!
- Eh?! - You really know what NEVER members say, don't you?!
- That's right! I also looked up videos of them talking in real life! - That's right!
- If we had this opportunity, wouldn't it be like a weird medicine is trending in SKE?!
- No! No! No!
- Regarding that, it's true!
- She admitted it!
- Police officer!
- She admitted it!
- No, really! This is the only part that's true!
- Stop it! Stop it!
- If you're doubting that part, it's true!
- Please look it up on YouTube!
Unfortunately, the solution is also ineffective!
We look forward to bringing you another project!
If you're with me, please come in!
Excuse me for disturbing you.
Please come in.
Thank you for having me.
I'm Miharu Kanashima of Team K-2. Thank you for having me.
It's really flowing!
Once again, please introduce yourself.
I'm Miharu Kanashima of Team K-2. Thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me.
Then, please announce the sales project.
The project I want to do is this one!
It's "all-you-can-eat" project!
I see!
Why "all-you-can-eat" project?
Well...
The day before yesterday, I ate a large bowl of beef bowl.
I ate a pack of fried rice.
I ate cheesecake.
You eat a lot.
But I thought I could eat more.
So, I thought I could do it.
Do you have a record of the highest number of challenges you've done in the past?
But my sushi is...
23 plates?
Plates?!
That's a lot for a girl.
It's a lot.
I ate 23 plates of sushi alone.
Wow!
That's a lot of food.
It's quite a lot.
By the way, last time,
when you did it for the first time,
"all-you-can-eat" project was also adopted.
Oh, is it already out?
It seems to be adopted, so please go home.
What should I do?
That's...
Oh, but please wait. I have one more.
What is it?
I have a few more.
What is it?
This is it!
"Gakuryoku Zeropoji"!
Oh!
Zeropoji again.
Zeropoji started about eight years ago.
It really started in the early days of the show.
But I think most of the seniors at the time graduated and only one person remained until the final round.
And that's Rika Suzuki.
Now, if you think about SKE's internal members, it's Rika Suzuki.
But can you forgive me for that, as a member?
What do you mean?
I don't know.
In that case, can you say the most difficult word you know?
What is it?
The most difficult.
Please say it.
The word I think is smart.
What is it?
"Central dogma".
Wow! "Central dogma"!
I don't know what "dogma" is.
Can you explain it to me?
It's like...
DNA-related things that come out in organisms.
Oh!
This may be it!
What are you doing?
I'm on my way.
Are you?
Are you not?
Wow!
By the way, when you leave for school, you're actually in a meeting right now.
What?
She's on standby right now.
She's preparing for it?
Yes.
Oh, she's preparing for it.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Welcome back!
Thank you very much!
It's also educational to be able to calculate things like this.
Oh, really?
I'm going out for a meeting from now on.
You're going out for a meeting?
I have one more.
One more?
Wow!
You're so motivated!
The third one?
Here it is!
"Ichigeizurupoji"!
Oh!
What does "ichigeizurupoji" mean?
It's like...
I want you to pick up something from "SKEI",
but I think there are always "ichigeizurupoji" that you haven't been able to show anywhere yet.
So, I hope we can show it together and connect it to something.
Special skills, right?
Do you have any special skills?
I have a lot of them, but...
I can imitate people.
You can do that?
That's great. Please do it.
Do you know "sexy goose show"?
"Sexy goose show"?
If you do it, you might remember it.
I will introduce you to today's first match starting lineup.
No. 1, Shoto Abe.
No. 2, please say the difficult words you said earlier.
No. 2, I have been named...
"centralized bear".
No. 1, Shoto Abe.
It's so funny.
Why?
Don't call me No. 2.
No. 2 is "centralized bear", right?
It's so funny.
It's amazing.
It's a good imitation.
Isn't this good?
Really?
Do you have any other special skills?
Special skills?
I can eat fast.
I can eat ice cream fast.
Ice cream?
She often eats ice cream.
I can drink water fast.
For example...
Can you drink soda fast?
I can drink soda fast.
You can drink it?
Yes.
How fast can you drink it?
I can drink it in 10 seconds.
That's fast.
That's what I think.
Let's see how fast Kawashima Miharu can drink soda.
Can she drink 500 ml of cola faster than Seki?
Let's start.
Kawashima Miharu and Seki's cola drinking competition.
Ready, go!
It's similar.
Seki is faster than I thought.
I'm faster than you think.
Seki is slower than you.
Kawashima is faster than you.
Seki is faster than you.
How about you, Kawashima?
Let's get together for the first time in a while!
The winner is Kawashima Miharu!
What's wrong? Please say something!
I'm about to puke.
You've changed a lot.
Are you okay?
You're dirty.
You didn't expect it, did you?
I was surprised.
You're really good at this.
Are you okay?
Is it that funny?
What do you think of it?
I'm okay with it.
You're good at this.
Let's have you three judge it!
Judges, are you ready?
Of course!
Please show us the judgment card!
One, two...
Yay!
It's adopted!
I'm happy! Thank you!
Your last effort was amazing!
I think what you just saw was amazing.
There aren't many places where young people can show off their skills.
I hope young people will have the opportunity to show off their skills.
That's right.
I hope you'll know about it.
By the way, if you have something to show us...
Shall we do an impersonation?
Let's do it!
Let's do an impersonation of Stitch.
Let's do an impersonation of Rino and Stitch.
Here we go!
Stitch!
What did you say?
Stitch!
You said "Stitch", didn't you?
After "Stitch", how about "Central"?
Stitch! Central!
Where are you from?
The first place is adopted!
We might do it someday, so please look forward to it!
Six members of SKE48, who have gathered in various battles in advance, have gathered!
A new project will start that will make you look forward to their performance!
Wait, wait, wait!
How was it?
I can't fly!
I can't fly like this!
Are you angry?
I'm not angry.
You're angry, aren't you?
I'm not angry.
It's raining.
It's raining and it's cold.
Next time...
The second half of "Uriko Misero Poji"!
Let's go!
What kind of conch are they eating?
I can't ride it.
It's cute.
Will the members' plans be adopted?
Furthermore, the members will try to lay up!
Look forward to it!