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"Rocket Horse Zero Poji"!
Yay!
The Grand Element, a camping facility in Maibara, Ishiga Prefecture, is set for a stage performance.
The "Rocket Horse Zero Poji" that 12 of us have been fighting for is finally complete!
The preliminary round is in Block D.
And we'll broadcast the final round in one go!
Good morning!
Hold on a second!
SKE, what's wrong?!
SKE48
Zero Pojition
TEAM STARDUST
APEX UNDERBATTLE
Now, for the last "D" block, we'll have the members of "GOJIRA" compete against each other!
Here it is! Here it is! Here it is!
What is it? "Cloudy and foggy" is what you're saying?
"D" block is also cloudy and foggy.
Even though it was so sunny.
Right? Are you all right, everyone? How confident are you?
Even in the rain, I'll put it on my side and do my best.
This is a strong comment.
"Even in the rain, you're on my side" What does that mean?
Don't catch me!
I'm a little worried about it.
Somehow you know what it means, right?
We had about four hours of burning time.
I'm sorry for talking about it.
The more I think about this "D" block, the more I wonder what "laughing" is.
It's pretty deep, isn't it?
I don't know much about it, so I'm a little anxious now.
If someone with 20 years of experience falls into that state, they'll quit.
But we'll do our best!
We'll do our best!
Let's do our best!
The first situation of the preliminary "D" block is...
Targeted battle!
What kind of battle is this?
When we're shooting, there are often times when we get involved with dangerous people.
That's right.
I'd like you all to battle with that beautiful target method.
Don't rush it.
What is the point of this battle?
It's important to calm down.
If you're asked "Who are you?" or "What's your name?" by strangers...
It happens at times like this.
It's good to put it behind people's backs right away.
So, if you say, "Excuse me, we're from Nogizaka."
Is it okay for me to say it?
It's okay.
Is it okay?
So, this time, Nani will get in the way of us while we're shooting.
Everyone, please deal with her well.
She gets in the way of us a lot.
Who wants to go first in this battle?
Me!
Wow!
Ruu-chan!
Let's go!
No one will give you a smile!
She thought it through!
Ru-chan, you are a top batter, but do you have confidence in your batting skills ?
Yes, I do have confidence in my batting skills.
She does have confidence in her batting skills.
I'll do my best with "hit and smash".
hit and smash
Yes, that's the theme of my batting skills.
I see. The more you get involved in it, the less you understand it.
It's difficult, isn't it ?
Yes, it is.
Then, let's get started with Ino Elka's batting techniques.
Hello. Hello. Hello.
I'm Ino Elka, an announcer and reporter.
An announcer and reporter.
Today, I'm in Shiga Prefecture.
As you can see, it's very sunny today.
Watch the TV. Watch the TV.
Ouch ! Ouch ! Ouch !
Today, I'm going to bat like you are smiling.
Are you watching the TV ? Are you watching the TV ?
Are you watching the TV ?
You ! What have you been doing in Japan for a while now ?
I bought you glasses.
Say something.
Ouch ! Ouch ! Ouch !
I'm sorry for my rudeness.
Ino Elka is in a strange situation.
That's all for Ino Elka.
Next, Mr. Nakanishi.
That's all for me.
Hey !
This is just a shocking video.
I see. You're going to deal with it by force.
I didn't know what to do.
When I thought about what to do, I thought I had to do it.
Before I do it, I'll kick it about three times directly.
Then, I'll hit it terribly.
It's not easy to hit it like that.
It's a game of kicking.
Well, which one will you do next ?
What will you do ?
I'll do it.
Marin-chan.
Marin-chan, do you have confidence ?
It's snowing heavily.
It's getting dark.
I'll do my best.
Go for it, Sakamoto Marin-chan. Don't give up.
I'll do my best.
Go for it.
Let's get started.
Sakamoto Marin-chan's big method.
Start.
Hello, everyone. I'm Sakamoto Marin, a reporter.
Today, we came to a glamping facility in Shiga Prefecture.
Sakamoto-chan, do you want to try it ?
Look at this.
I'll do it.
This glamping facility has an Instagrammable spot like this.
You can take a picture here.
You're good at it.
I'll do it again.
Go for it.
I recommend you to come and play with your pets like this.
Please come and play with your pets like this.
I'll go back to the studio.
What about the last one ?
Give me your hand.
Time's up.
Nagai-san went to get it.
It's not bad at all.
What do you mean ?
It's not bad at all.
The last one is Momo-tan. Are you confident ?
Yes, I am. The weather is bad and all the staff seem to want to go home.
I'll do my best not to get the staff wet in the rain and go home as soon as possible.
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's start "Hirano Momo-chan's Great Tips".
Welcome to Momo-channel.
Welcome.
We are in this lawn.
Hello. Hello.
First of all, attention.
Turn right.
Look over there. There is a tree.
Turn right.
It's dangerous.
This lawn is beautiful.
The weather is dangerous, but it's a very good place for gramping.
That's all for now.
Stop.
I just noticed. I just noticed.
I just noticed.
Staff-san, please bring me a towel.
What's wrong with you ? What are you doing ?
Hirano-chan, I won't tell you to stop.
I'm sorry for being rude to you.
But you did a good job. You took off your microphone and put on your shoes and glasses.
Nagari, this is just news.
You didn't know, did you?
When I said it was over, you screamed.
Nagari, you're lying! Wait a minute!
This is where you bought it, Nagari!
By the way, how much is it?
No. 5!
You're lying!
I'm sorry. I might have said it first.
I might have said it first.
You should have said it first.
You're so cool!
You're a comedian!
Now, let's move on to the next round.
It's going to be windy.
It's starting to rain.
It's going to be windy.
I'm really sorry.
You should have put on your microphone in this situation.
It's wet.
If you took off your glasses, you'd look like a middle-aged man.
You'd be 44 years old.
The next preliminary D-block station battle is...
"Waking up prank battle"!
What kind of battle is this?
"Waking up prank battle" is a classic show.
What will happen when you're "waking up pranked"?
Will you go and laugh or act cute?
Please do your best!
But today...
Let's go in!
Who will go first?
Momo-tan, will you go first?
Don't raise your hand with that kind of tension!
You're so stupid.
Who will go first?
Ta-da!
Here it is.
I took a shower.
It's annoying when you train at home.
It's half and half.
Can you not train?
I'm serious.
I'll continue.
Let's go.
Wait, wait, wait.
Your glasses are too clear.
It's fine.
Let's go.
I think it's sleeping.
I see.
I think it's sleeping.
All right, all right.
It's sleeping.
It's sleeping over there.
It's sleeping in the back.
Let's do it.
It's sleeping.
I'll wake it up.
I'll turn over the futon.
One, two...
Good morning!
You're so scary!
The criminal is here!
You have a dying message, don't you?
This morning, I was going to eat the cake I was looking forward to, but I didn't have it at home.
So I was wondering if you ate it.
You did it for a scary reason, didn't you?
Yes.
Then what kind of blood came out of it?
Where did you get hit or killed?
I wanted to eat strawberries, but I couldn't eat them, so ice cream.
That kind of ice cream.
Scary, scary, scary.
How did you like it?
I'm not really involved with him.
Please don't say that!
You're not involved with him?
I'm not really involved with him, but he made me a criminal.
You've been playing with him since you're not involved with him, haven't you?
I'm a little scared.
That's a good team.
Then, what will you do next?
Yes, I'll do it.
Can you do it, Ru-chan?
Yes.
Now, it's Ru-chan's turn.
I'm looking forward to it.
Camera!
Oh, it was this way.
I'm sorry.
I'm always wrong.
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
Then, Ru-chan, will you do it?
Shall I do it?
Ru-chan.
It's already late, so I can't make a loud voice.
Oh, there she is.
There she is.
Yes, welcome, welcome, welcome.
Yes, yes.
Ru-chan, come here.
Come here, Ru-chan, come here.
How is it going?
Now, I wonder how much she thought about it.
Yes.
Then, I'll do it.
Good morning.
What is it?
What do you mean?
What is it?
Socks and...
Huh?
Team...
Huh? There's nothing.
Ru-chan isn't here.
Ru-chan?
What's going on, Ru-chan?
Where did she go?
Ru-chan! Ru...
She was sleeping in that position!
What a unique way of sleeping!
What kind of world view is that?!
What's wrong?!
Ru-chan? Ru-chan? Ru-chan?
She's calling you! She's calling you!
Good morning!
I was so sleepy that I fell asleep like a penguin...
You idiot! You idiot! You idiot!
This is nothing but fear!
This is like...
She thinks too much and goes in the wrong direction.
This is funny. It's like Ru-chan.
Is it over?
"Is it over?" is something we should ask ourselves.
We should ask ourselves.
Ta-da! Ta-da! Ta-da!
Good morning!
Good morning! Good morning!
Good morning!
This is the last one.
She's calling you.
I'll go wake you up again.
Shall we go?
Well, you don't have to go wake me up.
Let's go!
I've prepared something for you.
It's a pretty high-level battle.
It's a high-level battle.
Let's go! Let's go!
Now...
What will happen next?
Excuse me.
This is it.
I feel like I'm sleeping normally.
Well, I'll wake you up.
How is it?
Good morning!
I'm scared!
I'm really scared of this!
What is this?
Is it morning already?
I can't sleep at all because I keep my eyes closed.
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Is there anyone who looks good with such big eyes?
What is that?
You look like me a lot!
You look good with such big eyes!
Do I?
Blink! Blink!
Blink?
Yes, blink.
Did you do it?
I saw this game because of Junji Takada.
It's a legend game.
It's a legendary game.
It's a legend.
That's wonderful!
Thank you very much.
That's great.
The preliminary round of Block D is now over.
Who will advance to the finals?
Now, Mr. Tsunaka will announce one person who will advance to the finals.
Yes, I will announce it.
The person who will advance to the finals from Block D is...
Marin!
Congratulations, Marin!
You did it again!
It's a legend game.
You did it again!
I'll do my best in the finals.
I'm happy.
It's okay. I can't see you.
Be careful of your back.
What's the reason for this?
Well...
The person who dropped an adult into a pond...
The person who kicked an adult...
Who will give it up?
That's what I was asking!
Who will give it up?
I see!
Marin, you were chosen. How do you feel now?
I'm very happy.
I don't know what kind of expression you're making.
I don't know either.
Four people who advanced to the finals in costumes have been decided.
From Block A of the preliminary round...
A good woman in love with a boy.
You're noisy!
From Block B of the preliminary round...
You're noisy!
Only for today.
Have a good day!
Shinano Aoumi from C Block of the qualifying round is...
♪ Mr. Sazae, Mr. Sazae... ♪
♪ You're so small! ♪
Fuyuka Kujimoto from D Block of the qualifying round is...
- Good morning! I'm scared! - I'm scared!
- This is crazy! I'm scared of this!
Sakamoto Marin!
Who is the SKE's location queen?
Now, let me announce the situation of the final round.
"Ike-report Battle"!
What kind of battle is this?
Since it's the final round, I think you don't have to think too much and just do it freely.
- It's freestyle. - Yes.
Now that we know the weight of "Ike-report", I think you can do "Ike-report" using all kinds of techniques.
Now, who will go first in the final round?
- This is a little... - It's the final round, so...
- It's a little like a kindergarten. - It's a little like that.
- Go, go! Idiot! - That's amazing!
- Don't come out! - Go, go, go!
- But Hidaka, you should learn from her! - Good, good!
- What are you going to do? - Wow!
- No way! - That's good!
- Yes!
- Well... - Yes!
- There is a bond of the "C" group... - Oh!
- I want to do my best as a representative! - Wow!
- That's great! - That's great!
- That's good!
- So, Fuyuppi, do you have confidence? - Yes, I do!
- What's great about it is that you took off your umbrella! - Yes, without an umbrella!
- It's a determination to win the final round! - Yes, it's in there!
- I can feel it! So, let's go! Fujimoto Fuyuka's pond report! Start!
- This time, I'd like to introduce you to this slightly muddy pond! - It's so muddy!
- So, everyone, let's go! - Wow!
- It's raining a little today, but the rain reflected in the river is also wonderful! - It's good, isn't it?
- There may be some koi, too! - That's cute!
- I'd like to find koi with everyone! - Where are you looking for koi?
- Did you find koi, everyone? - Do you have koi? - Do you have koi?
- You scared me! - You scared me!
- They were over there! - They were over there!
- I'd like to try and catch them now! - But, you can't!
- You can't! - You can't!
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- You can't! - What are you doing?
I did it !
Are you OK ?
So, it was Fujimoto Fuyuka. Bye-bye !
Thank you very much !
You're great !
That's a costume, isn't it ?
It's a costume.
What's that ?
I didn't know that S.K. would do such a thing.
Hey, Fuyuppi !
Yes ?
Hey, you're very prepared.
How do you feel now ?
The scenery of my first birth has expanded.
You don't jump into it, do you ?
No, I don't.
I'm ready to join S.K.
Yes, I'm ready.
But you did a great job.
You're a great top batter.
What should we do now ?
It's difficult.
It's difficult, isn't it ?
Who wants to go next ?
What should I do ?
OK !
Let's go !
Aomi-chan, are you confident ?
I'll do my best !
You haven't forgotten it, have you ?
You haven't forgotten "idol and bosser"
It's wonderful !
Then, let's start Aomi Hinano-chan's "Ike-report"
Start !
Everyone, look at this !
It's a open-air bath !
Open-air bath !
Would you like to join us ?
Come on !
It's open-air bath !
Oh, oh, oh !
I see, you're sexy !
You're sexy, aren't you ?
Wait for me !
You're cute, but ...
It's warm !
It's a regular pattern !
It's comfortable !
Ah ! Ah ! Ah !
I'm wet !
Noisy !
Would you like to go home with me ?
I'm waiting for you in Shiga !
It's open-air bath !
It's over !
It's open-air bath !
Even you are in the pond,
even you are in the pond,
it's open-air bath !
It's open-air bath !
I thought it was only a review !
It's open-air bath !
It's not open-air bath !
The ground is muddy !
This is a high-level result !
What will happen next ?
What will you do next ?
I'll do my best !
Now, Marin-chan's stand-by has been completed
Marin-chan, do you have confidence ?
Yes, I'll do my best to blow out the candles
Wow, your eyes are shining brightly
It's different from before
I'm looking forward to it
You lost the light of your eyes
Really ? It's strange
Let's go !
Marin-chan Sakamoto's pond report
Start !
Today, I came in front of the pond
It's getting dark and there is also light
It's very beautiful and the scenery is very nice
However, the weather is bad today
It's getting bad weather
Unfortunately, it's raining today
Ouch !
She was hit by the camera pan from behind
She was dropped by the camera pan
Marin-chan !
Come closer !
Wonderful !
Unfortunately, it's bad weather
Congratulations !
Wonderful !
The camera pan was close to her
It's raining now
Ouch !
She was hit by the camera pan from behind
It's like a typhoon broadcast
It's like a game over
Weren't you afraid of being hit by the camera pan from behind ?
I thought I was doing my best
You did your best !
Wonderful !
She was hit by the camera pan from behind
Are you confident ?
Yes, I'll do my best to give you a good ending at the end
I'm glad you're doing your best
This is the last one
Well, let's go !
This is Mio Nomura's "Ike" report
Start !
Well, I'd like to report "Ike" today, but it's already dark, so let's watch it right away
Everyone, please watch it !
"Ike" !
It's still dark !
How was my report, everyone ?
It's really surprising !
It's still dark !
It's amazing !
You can do as much as you like with "Ike"
"Ike" is the best !
It's over !
Wait a minute !
What's up with you, "desukei" ?
What are you doing ?
I'm sorry !
Everyone jumped in
I jumped in !
It's cool !
As expected of "desukei" !
And everyone's hard work stopped the rain
This is wonderful !
As expected of "desukei" !
"Ike" !
For the first "Ike" report in their life, they want to do their best
Who will the laughing god smile at ?
"Ike" !
"Rokeuma Zero Poji" result announcement !
Well, Mr.Nasu and Mr.Nakanishi
Please announce the winner of "Rokeuma Zero Poji"
It was really difficult !
Let's announce it !
I'll announce it !
The winner of "Rokeuma Zero Poji" is...
"Sakaboto Marine" !
You've gained weight !
This is wonderful !
Congratulations ! Thank you very much !
How do you feel now ?
I've gained a lot of weight.
We, members of SKE, are getting wet like this.
SKE is about to be released.
Everyone, SKE members, are getting wet like this.
The photo book is on sale.
Everyone, please get it !
It's amazing !
It's a great news !
It was a big blow to that photo book.
What made you decide to go there ?
All of us thought it was a good idea.
We were lost there.
However, the way we fell down was beautiful.
I see.
There was a reason behind the camera man's "bang" sound.
We thought it was a good idea.
Marin-chan, please come here.
The winner and we will do "winging warp".
"Winging warp" !
That's right. "Winging warp" !
Let's jump and go back.
Let's do "winging warp" and go back.
Are you ready ?
Thank you for your hard work.
Let's do it.
Let's jump together.
"Winging warp" !
One, two...
Are you all right ?
What's wrong ?
I made a mistake.
You made a mistake properly, Kanyun !
Hey !
Why did you make a mistake in the coordinates of "warp" ?
What are you doing ?
I did it.
Wonderful.
By the way, why did you work so hard ?
I'll tell you only this.
This is my first job this month.
I'm looking forward to your upcoming "SKE".
I'm looking forward to it.
It's amazing.