AISubs v3.5
Eight eyes and a fuzzy
Members will present themselves with projects they want to do in this show.
Eight eyes and a fuzzy
I will show you if I get in a weird place.
Last time, their projects were chosen, but...
How many projects will be chosen this time?
Zero-poji
I don't know what it is.
In addition...
Last time, Haruka Kubazaki's project "Pressure Zero- poji" was realized soon.
Zero-poji
Next person, please come in.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Ikedaka Ede from SK48 Team E.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Please have a seat.
Please announce your sales plan.
This is my sales plan.
It's "lucky zero posy".
What kind of plan is it?
I'm lucky.
I'm good at finding four-leaf clover.
When I walk on a road with a lot of four-leaf clover,
four-leaf clover jumps into my eyes and I pick up a lot of four-leaf clover.
I'm that lucky.
I want to pick up four-leaf clover with my members.
You can't hold it for 30 minutes.
I brought four-leaf clover with me.
What do you think of it, Rui-chan?
I want to go looking for four-leaf clover with you.
I thought so, too.
I live in a rural area in Kumamoto Prefecture.
When I went to a field, I was definitely looking for four-leaf clover with my mother.
I've never been found.
If you're this lucky, I want you to tell me where you can find four-leaf clover.
I'll tell you as much as you want.
Let's see how lucky she is.
Here are five cream puffs.
One of them is delicious cream puff.
The other four are super spicy cream puffs with a lot of mustard.
Just like how you find four-leaf clover, you should also find sweet cream puffs.
I don't know if it makes sense.
Leave it to me.
Okay, Ikera.
Choose one and eat it.
Thank you for it.
How do you eat four-leaf clover?
Like this.
Clover!
Thank you for it.
Wait!
In the middle of the camera!
It's so sweet and delicious.
I'm sure it's not.
Let's go and find four-leaf clover.
If you insist, I'll give you one last chance.
Please guess one-fourth of it.
Thank you for the chance.
It's special.
Clover!
Thank you for it.
Please!
It's not "please"
I'm Majore. What do you think, Mr. Takenaga?
I don't approve of it.
I'm sad.
You did this show recently, didn't you?
Yes, we did.
We were 1st place.
Really?
Yes.
Then...
Really?
1/3?
Let's see how lucky she is.
I'll show you my real luck.
If I'm 1st place, I'll choose the middle one.
She doesn't hesitate.
Here I go.
Thank you for it.
Is it really normal cream soup?
Really?
Did you eat it, Mr. Takenaga?
No, I didn't.
I didn't expect you to eat it, Mr. Takenaga.
Is it really normal cream soup?
Yes.
Wow!
Thank you.
Lucky 0% is not 1st place.
We're looking forward to your next project.
Hey, Mr. Takenaga.
What is it?
Give me 100 yen.
Why?
It's like orange juice.
No, it's not.
Why?
Last episode, she brought in a big meal plan.
Until everyone's presentation is over, we'll see if they can finish all 48 plates of sushi.
Aikawa and Isshiguro.
I'm sure you can do it.
How much did you say?
Even now, I said more than half.
You said quite a lot.
But I can't drink orange juice.
Does orange juice change it?
It really does change it.
If you drink it, you'll probably get drunk in an instant.
But you put water in it.
But you can't drink water.
You'll get lost in the sea.
Then...
What? Is that okay?
Really?
You'll get angry.
You got 500 yen!
You're so confident!
500 yen!
Yay!
Is that okay?
Yay!
If you can't finish it, it's over.
I got 500 yen for this.
I'll finish it.
Really?
I didn't give you 500 yen.
It wasn't in the 100-yen coin, was it?
There's no orange juice.
In the end, Aikawa bought apple juice and strawberries.
Isshiguro bought lemon tea and got drunk again.
Will they be able to finish it?
Next person, please come in!
Excuse me, I'm Kawashima Miharu! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
So, Miharu, what kind of content have you prepared for us?
The content I've prepared is...
"Exercise on Tether Pods"!
How did you come up with this idea?
Since long ago, people have been calling skateboarding "gymnastics"
and I think a lot of people pay attention to people who have good motor nerves,
but I myself have really bad motor nerves.
So, no matter how hard I try, I can't get to that place.
I think that's really frustrating.
Also, if you say "skater with bad motor nerves" now,
you're becoming more and more egoistic, aren't you?
I thought that was frustrating, so I came up with "Exercise on Tether Pods"!
What about you, Ruu-chan?
No, I've already passed!
What?!
Ruu-chan, you've passed?!
I think that even people who can't exercise
would like to see their "gyapmoe", their "kawaii" "gyapmoe", not being able to exercise.
With that said, let's see how bad Kawashima Miharu's exercise is!
First, she'll do a "backflip" using a "tether pod"!
Alright, here's my "backflip" challenge!
Wait a minute!
Can you do it one more time?
Wow!
That's crazy!
Wait a minute!
It's really dangerous on the ground!
Wait a minute!
You can do it one more time, can't you?
I can't do it!
What is "ayatobi"?
It's when you cross like this.
Your hand goes like this.
Oh, you're right!
You're right!
But I can't do it like this.
You can do it?
You can do it when you do "wakka".
You can do it when you do "wakka"?
Yes.
Go!
Oh, you're right!
It's my first time doing it in my life!
The next test is "zenten".
Now, let's have you do "maemawari".
Please do it.
Yes!
Can you do it?
Wait a minute!
Where did you hit me from?
I hit you from your face!
Use your momentum!
It hurts!
I have a request.
Can you do "fushiro mawari"?
"Fushiro mawari"?
Hey!
You hit me in the neck!
You can do "mawarete" but you can't do "kirei", can you?
That's right.
But if you do "mawarette", you can't see in front of you, can you?
You're making a lot of excuses!
Can you do "skip" normally?
Can you do "skip"?
Yes.
Wait a minute!
This is...
You can do "shuto" and "ashuto" but you can't do "kirei".
On top of that, you can do "lifting".
You can do "catch ball" but...
I'll do it!
I'm scared!
It's unacceptable!
Proof of lack of exercise!
Please!
What is the verdict?
It's unacceptable.
What?
We don't want to see any other lack of exercise like this, so it's unacceptable!
We look forward to your next project!
Last person, please come in!
Stage one!
You look like a boss!
Please come in!
I'm Team E's Kokona Sui!
Team E's Kokona Sui!
Kokona-san, please tell us about your project.
My project is...
Who is the nicest person?
What kind of project is it?
Who is the nicest person?
- Just like that? - Yes.
- Just like that? - Just like that...
What do you think about it?
Even for me, I have no idea what it is.
You don't know what it is at all?
Can you explain what your project is about?
It's about doing something that makes you angry...
and finding someone who doesn't get angry.
By the way, do you have any kind of episodes about Kokona-san?
- Kind of stories? - Like "I did this..."
Or "I'm cute for you, Ruka-san."
Is that kind of story?
- Can you say it? - Well, well, well...
She says "I like you" and "You're cute" quite often.
- So far, you're the nicest? - Yes.
Then, who do you think is the nicest of all of you?
Ryan.
What about him is nice?
He doesn't get angry. He doesn't get angry no matter what I do.
- Hmm... - Yes.
- I see... - Yes!
That's all I can think of.
- I see! - That's all I can think of.
For now, let's see how nice Kokona Suzuki is.
- Kokona-san... - Yes?
- Your favorite chikuwa has been thrown away. - Eh?
- What will you do about it, Kokona-san? - Eh?
- Please perform it! - Eh?!
- My favorite chikuwa... - Eh?!
- Someone threw it away. - Eh?!
- Someone threw it away. - Why would you do that?!
Eh?! Why?!
I'll go home now.
I'll go home now, Ms. Kokona.
That's it.
How is it?
- Let's say it. - Let's say it.
Okay, Mr. Takenaka, who is the kindest person here?
Is it possible or not?
Please give us your judgment.
- It's Sayo. - Ah!
- It's Sayo. - It's Sayo.
I don't know what I should do first.
Ah, Ms. Kokona, it's Sayo.
It's not acceptable.
Ta-da!
Who is the kindest person here?
It's not Sayo.
We look forward to your next project.
With this, everyone's sales are over!
Now, Ishiguro Ezuki-chan and Aika Onaga-chan, who are doing a big eater challenge, have you finished eating?
It's gone up!
It's really gone up!
It's gone up!
It's probably the same as before!
Really?
But I'd like to say something.
The apple juice was good, but when I drank the strawberry milk, it got heavier.
Because you're laughing so much.
It got heavier.
But I'm pretty full.
I wasn't able to eat today, but if we do this Zero Koji show tonight, I can eat it if I have two orange juices.
So you're going to change that orange juice?
Yes.
So, please help me out.
Please!
Now, let's see if Takenaka-san and Zero Koji can eat a lot or not.
It's gone up!
What? You couldn't finish it?
What?
I thought it'd be better if you could eat more properly.
Well, well, well.
If there's this many people...
No, but it's pretty tiring just eating tuna.
Yeah.
I think it'd be better if you could eat a row of tuna.
Tuna squid, tuna squid.
I think that'd be better.
Because it's "tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna," today.
That's probably why the orange juice is talking so much!
It looks like a lot of fun!
Here are the final results of "Urikomi suru hoshi"!
Out of nine people, four of them won the best selection!
And now, let's get this show on the road!
Team Taiko, "Pressure Zero Position"!
This "Zero Position" is a project to defeat the pressure that Haruka Kumazaki has been putting in for "Zero Position" before.
You suddenly put pressure on me.
Please say it again.
Can I say it again?
Yes! We are going to do a project to defeat the pressure that Haruka Kumazaki has been putting in for "Zero Position"!
Wonderful!
Mr. Nasu Nakanishi, I don't think you feel any pressure or anything like that, but do you ever...what was it?
You want me to just hand it over to you?
I'd appreciate it if you could just hand me that kind of question, but do you have any experience with pressure?
Yes, do you ever feel like you're about to get caught up in pressure?
Thank you very much.
It's because of that sudden move that you're being pressured right now, isn't it?
It's because you're weak against these kinds of moves, so you're nervous.
Yes, and our assistant Mito Miki-chan is also here today as an assistant, shining with "Zero Position" for the fifth time. How about you?
I will also feel the pressure and work hard to be an assistant.
"Pressure Zero Position"?!
Is it all right? Is it fluttering?
Are you okay?
Yes, I'll do my best!
Let's welcome the contestants!
First of all, Team S!
You're also a member of Team S, right?
That's right. I'm also a member of Team S.
Team S has a lot of young members.
They have a lot of members.
There are 10 members who are vice leaders.
That's Yuka Kamimura.
I'm Yuka Kamimura.
Nice to meet you.
How is it? Do you feel any pressure?
I'm very weak.
Weak?
Do you get nervous?
I'm really weak.
Who is the strongest member of Team S?
Other than Kamimura and Ishiguro, I'm probably strong.
Really?
Ishiguro is also weak, right?
She's pretty weak.
She's pretty nervous.
These two are pretty nervous.
They're pretty nervous, right?
Yes, that's right.
I see. Then let's have them leave!
Let's go!
I don't think we can overcome that.
That's right!
Let's try our best!
Please do your best!
Thank you!
Next up is Team K2!
Isn't it cool?
Over there! Over there!
What are you doing?
Over there! Over there!
That's all.
Is it over?
It ends with a smile, right?
What kind of image is it?
What do you mean?
What kind of image is it?
What is it?
I want you to know that you are stars from minus.
What?
You are stars from minus.
Team S has an advantage now.
What?
You can tell by their faces, right?
You are stars from minus.
Are you confident that you can win this competition?
Of course I am confident.
Even though we make them do tough things,
we will give it to the winner in the end.
You know it, don't you?
I want to win it for the sake of everyone in Team K's.
I see.
From your point of view, is Luka under pressure?
No.
What?
Is it weird?
Then, who is under pressure?
Team K looks like they are strong,
but they are actually weak.
Weak?
Weak and weak.
But they are so confident.
Everyone is so nervous.
You came out with your own image.
To be honest, what did you think?
Will you let me win?
She cares about you.
She really cares about you.
Good luck, Team K.
Good luck.
The last one is Team E.
Huh? It's a different personality again.
That's cute!
That's good!
I have a suggestion.
What is it?
Should we go with "no entanglement"?
No entanglement!
You're doing your best.
Should we entangle you?
You're very energetic.
Team E has a very energetic image.
Fukuriira's Fukushina-san.
Yes?
Are you confident of winning against Pressure Zero?
I am!
Huh?
I'll ask you again. Are you confident of winning against Pressure Zero?
I am!
Nari-san!
Teamwork doesn't work like that!
It's because you do it like this.
Kumazaki Haruka-san's project was suddenly accepted.
That's right.
How is it? Are you confident of winning against Pressure Zero?
Yes! I'm confident of winning against Pressure Zero!
I'm confident of winning against Pressure Zero!
That's it!
I'll do my best!
I think you were suddenly ignored.
You were suddenly ignored.
But you're a planner.
That's right.
I'll do my best.
I'll leave it to you.
It's all Kumazaki-san's responsibility.
I hope you'll overcome it and do your best.
Sato and Kaho,
you did a cute show in the morning.
When we came here...
Oh!
Oh! I closed my eyes!
Where's my front?
Genius!
You're a genius!
You answered an interview on the Internet.
I saw that article.
You were in it.
Today's Sato and Kaho went to aim for Nasunaka- san.
Come on! Be serious!
What are you doing?
Mom and I are cute girls!
Calculate it!
As expected of you!
It was as calculated!
But in that sense, you have a strong feeling of pressure, don't you?
Today, I can do my best because of Nasunaka-san.
Because of you, I took off my ring again today.
Wait a minute! Don't pull it!
Now, I will explain the rules of Team Taikou Pressure Zero Pochi.
From now on, you will compete in three teams for eight pressure games.
When all games are over, the team with the most points will win.
Thank you very much!
And for the team that won the game,
As a prize,
"For the "Summer Zepp Tour" that is currently being held,"
We will give you a super luxurious grilled meat bento!
Everyone, please calm down!
I've been out of prison!
I've been out of prison and eaten for the first time!
Everyone, please calm down!
Are you that happy?
We are happy!
Then, today's program will be just fun, right?
No, but that's not all.
What?
What did you say?
For the team that lost,
There is a punishment!
What is this program about?
That's not it.
Don't pull it! Don't pull it!
Everyone is nervous right now,
But if you hear it,
Your face will turn pale.
Really.
Yes.
Then, Lu-chan,
If you become a villain,
What will happen?
Please!
If I become a villain,
All team members will be absent from this year's ZERO PUNCH!
That's how it is!
It can't be helped!
In fact, if the MC, Kitano Ruka becomes a villain,
she won't be able to appear.
That means, if Team S loses...
I won't be able to appear either!
That's how it is!
She won't be able to appear.
However, the winner will receive a super luxurious roast meat bento!
Idiot!
Next episode...
I'm really nervous.
Really?
Team Taiko's ZERO PUNCH begins!
Which team will win and receive their reward?
Look forward to it!