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Azato Kawaii Zura Pojii
And today's guest is Nasu and Nishi.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having me.
This is maid Kii's maid's greeting.
Thank you for having me.
Azato Kawaii
This "Zero Pojii" will be competed by 12 members of the next generation.
They will compete in 6 stages and each of them will be eliminated by Nasu and Nishi's judgment.
Azato Kawaii
If you win, "Azato Kawaii Gravia" special article will be published on web-the-television as a reward.
Hey, did you miss me?
Hokuro.
Who do you like in this?
Who is the most "Azato Kawaii" member in SKE?
Now, let's welcome today's members.
They are wearing the cutest clothes they think they are wearing.
Clothes?
First of all, Jackson's innocent and cute Itou Miki-chan.
Please show your "Azato Kawaii" to the camera.
Listen, listen.
I thought a lot about what you would say "kawaii" and chose this outfit.
Kawaii?
You passed the test!
Next, we have 9th grade's Aoi Hinano-chan.
Wasu-san, Zaka-nishi-san, did you miss me?
Did you miss me?
I missed you.
You're a bad girl.
Next, we have 9th grade's Akaori Kimei-chan.
Hey, why don't you look at me?
Why don't you look at me?
You know me, don't you?
Next, we have 9th grade's Ishikawa Kanon-chan.
Ishikawa Kanon-chan
Hey, do you want me to like you today?
I like you!
Next, we have 9th grade's Kawashima Miharu-chan.
Hey, if I say I like you, will you be troubled?
I won't be troubled!
Next, we have 9th grade's Takeuchi Nanami-chan.
Takeuchi Nanami-chan
Huh? Not yet!
What's up? What's up?
9th grade's Fujimoto Fuyuka-chan.
Last time when we were together, Nassan liked me, so today I'd like to make love calls to Nassan's eyes.
Thank you for that.
Next, we have 3rd grade's Airi Nakano-chan.
Hey, did you miss me?
You're all cute!
You're a little shy!
That's fine! That's fine!
That's how it is!
Next, we have 8th grade's Inoue Ruka-chan!
I'm getting angry!
Ruka, I don't want to go home yet. Can you follow me?
Next up is 8th grade's Sato Kaho-chan!
What's wrong?
I did it again!
It hurts! It hurts!
Go away!
She's so cute!
She's like a professional.
Next up is 7th grade's Suenaga Oka-chan!
Oka-chan, it's been years since I've been 0%!
I'm a little nervous...
I'm a little nervous today...
Watch the show until the end, okay?
That's good!
That's 100% good!
Last up is 7th grade's Yuki Takahata-chan!
That's good!
Since you told me you didn't want me to show too much...
What do you think?
What? Do I look naked?
You...
Idiot!
You've grown up!
You're wonderful!
That's all for "Adobo Kawaii Interpretation" by 12 people.
Wonderful!
We have 12 people here.
Mr. Nakanishi, what do you think?
I know what I'm doing. I'm doing it for you, sir.
I think the audience is happy, too.
Of course!
Everyone was cute, though.
You're wearing plain clothes, right?
Yes, I'm wearing plain clothes.
You're amazing!
She's thinking about it.
She's talking about something else.
"Seirei"?
"Sato Kaho"?
Do you like it?
I can't stand it!
What?
"Yura" or "Haraoka"?
That's not what I mean. Stop it!
"Inoue" and "Ruka" are also players, right?
That's right.
As you can see, they're moving little by little.
That looks like a Roomba.
It looks like a cleaning robot.
Thank you for cleaning up.
Thank you for taking care of me.
By the way, Mr. Nakanishi, what do you think about "Adobo Kawaii"?
Even for me, when I'm watching the opening,
even if I try to do something cute on purpose,
even if I fail a little, I can't stop at the moment when I go back.
That's right.
Isn't it the same for you, Seinaga-chan?
I didn't mean to bite you, but you bit me.
That's good.
It's a good point.
There are various points.
That's right.
You said something weird like "naked".
That's right. I'm wearing clothes like "naked" today.
Do I look like "naked"?
I'm sorry, but you don't look like "naked" at all.
You don't look like "naked" at all.
But we have a theme today.
Ah, Joshiana.
I often watch Joshiana-san on TV, but I think Joshiana is a bit mischievous.
But you don't look like "naked" at all.
You don't look like "naked" at all.
I'm here for first place today.
I see.
I'm the next generation.
So, everyone, please do your best to be mischievous and cute.
Yes.
Is everyone okay?
Akahori-chan, are you really motivated?
I think I'm the most mischievous one in this area.
Keep an eye out for me.
Did you wash your hair today with this skirt you're putting on today?
You soiled it.
Didn't I?
Did you wash your hair?
Didn't I wash my hair?
Actually, I tied it.
So you tied your hair.
First Stage is...
Family Talk Competition!
Okay, I'll explain the rules.
There will be 6 people in the first half and 6 people in the second half to talk.
Please answer Nasu Nakanishi's question in a cute and natural way.
What's the point of this?
The point? I don't like the smell of business.
I see.
This is true.
I like the natural feeling.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's like "I'm here for work, so I'll do it in a cute and natural way."
I don't like the feeling of it.
I see.
There will be 6 people in the first half and 6 people in the second half to talk.
Okay, let's get started.
The first half, 6 people will talk.
Start!
Nice to meet you.
I'd like to ask you a lot of questions.
What do you do on your days off?
Me?
I think about the fans who support me on my days off.
Do you think about that on your days off?
Of course.
You think about it all the time.
For example, if you lose your dog you have, what do you think about?
I think about it half and half.
You think about it half and half?
You think about it all the time?
I think about it half and half.
You think about it half and half, right?
What about you, Inoue Ruka?
I like dogs.
So I go to a lot of pet shops on my days off and look at cute dogs.
Could you show me how you look at dogs?
I see.
How do you look at them?
Ah, cute, cute.
Hey, buy me one.
Buy you one?
Who are you talking to?
I'm talking to the person in front of the camera.
I see.
She's over there.
What about you, Fukuhimochan?
I sleep in a marshmallow blanket.
You sleep in a marshmallow blanket?
I sleep in a fluffy marshmallow blanket.
I see, I see.
I understand.
I'm sorry.
That's too much.
Is it for marshmallows?
There's no such thing as a marshmallow blanket.
That's too much.
There is.
Really?
Nasu-san?
What's up? You're so cute.
Nakanishi-san is getting mad at me.
Hey, staff, give me a red card.
Do you sleep in a marshmallow blanket, too?
I sleep in a big strawberry blanket.
You sleep in a big strawberry blanket?
Strawberry?
Strawberry.
What are you talking about?
Let's do it like this.
Is it okay?
Yes.
What about you, Kawashima-chan?
I sleep in a rabbit-patterned bed and watch YouTube of my favorite comedian.
Your favorite comedian?
Let's hear it.
Who is your favorite comedian?
Mr. Galland.
Who is that?
What is that?
I subscribe your channel.
Really?
You watch my channel every day?
Yes.
But who is your favorite comedian?
Mr. Galland.
What?
No, no, no.
This is what we do on purpose.
We force ourselves to do it.
We do it on purpose.
We don't need it.
Yes, yes, yes.
If you do like this, your fans will be angry with you.
What about you, Hinano-chan?
What am I doing?
It's okay, it's okay.
But yesterday I was thinking about you, Mr. Nasuna Akanishi.
You came.
When I was thinking about you, I wanted to see you.
But I couldn't sleep.
Really?
You couldn't sleep?
I met you today, but you didn't react.
Right?
Yes.
What about you, Ito-chan?
Don't you know?
What?
World peace.
World peace?
World peace.
Ito-chan, do you know what "morning and cute" means?
World peace.
Let's do something easy.
What is your favorite food?
My favorite food is, pretending to be fruits, grilled meat.
Why are you pretending?
Pretending to be grilled meat and pretending to be fruits.
Pretending to be fruits and pretending to be grilled meat.
Why did you cook it?
Pretending.
What about you, Inoue-chan?
I like "o-sekihan-o-nigiri".
"o-sekihan"?
I like "o-sekihan-onigiri" more than "sekihan- gohan".
I'm sorry, but what are you saying?
Don't you know?
I don't know.
I like "marumatteru-no-gohan" more than "chirabatteru-gohan".
I like "o-sekihan-onigiri" more than "sekihan- gohan".
I'm sorry, but what are you saying?
I'm talking about my favorite food.
Your favorite food?
Thank you.
What about you, Fujimoto-chan?
Fujimoto-chan likes "sabakan".
That's fine.
The gap.
Yes, yes.
The gap between you and Shigusa.
It's cute.
Okay, let's go, Kashima-chan.
I like "fuafua-na-merengue-san" more than "fujimoto-chan".
"merengue-san"?
You only eat "merengue"?
Yes.
That's amazing.
I like "yaita-merengue-san".
It's fluffy.
It's like a cake.
No, it's "yaita-merengue-san".
It's like a cookie.
Oh, really?
I like "yaita-merengue-san" more than "fujimoto- chan".
It's true that "fuafua-na-merengue-san" is fluffy like "merengue-san".
This is it.
It's true that it's "merengue-san".
Have you ever baked "merengue-san"?
Yes, I have.
You have?
Yes.
Is there an original arrangement of that Kashima genre?
If you don't remove the keyboard of the microwave, it doesn't taste good.
How many watts do you like?
One thousand.
I like it. The number is cute.
It's cute.
What is your favorite food, Hinano-chan?
There are a lot of food.
She is shy.
But mitarashi.
You like mitarashi, don't you?
I think she is from a different dimension.
I feel like she is getting out of it.
Sexy-san also has money.
That's right, Hinano-chan.
Thank you very much.
I think there is a small pistol in it.
I think so, too.
I feel like that.
Ito-chan, you are small.
She is trying hard to lift it up.
She is doing extra work.
I know.
Ito-chan.
Recently, I started breaking eggs.
So, natto.
What?
Egg?
If you were to name that dish, what would you name it?
Tama-chan Natto.
Tama-chan Natto!
How much would you sell it for?
15,000 yen.
Expensive!
The price is not cute at all.
Time's up!
This is wonderful.
Interesting.
How was it, everyone? Give it a try.
I think it's pretty easy.
Are you confident?
I can do it right away.
How did you like it?
Many people picked up my song and made it interesting for me.
I could talk with confidence.
Cheeky!
She's cheeky!
She's not handsome!
What's wrong with her?
What does "cheeky" mean?
She's cute!
She's cheeky!
She's cute!
Do you like this kind of dish?
Sexy!
Adult's charm!
What's this?
What's wrong with you?
Cheeky!
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
The second half will be played by these six girls.
Let's get started.
The second half will be played by these six girls.
Let's get started!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
First of all, I'd like you to tell me your charm.
I'd like you to tell me your charm.
Nakano-chan, you first.
My charm is...
long eyelashes that can reach up to you.
Long eyelashes that can reach up to you?
What's that?
It's not your eyelashes?
It's my own eyelashes.
My own?
What's that?
I know what you mean.
It's my own eyelashes.
It's cute, but...
What about you, Sato-paho-chan?
No. Call me "kaho."
I'm going to be killed!
You're cute.
What's your charm point?
My charm is...
my cheeks.
I'm from a boy's high school, so I can't stand it.
What about you, Nuria?
I can't stand it.
Why don't you say something?
She's about to forget about her wife.
My fingers are coming off!
So, Mr. Takahata...
Where do you think it is?
Anywhere is fine.
You're mean!
Do you have to push me away like that?
You're like an acrylic board.
You're like a distant existence.
Your eyes are cute and beautiful.
I guess I'll call you "eyes" from now on.
What? Don't you like me?
She said it so rudely that I misunderstood it.
Your eyes are cute.
That's what I mean.
I like you.
What about me?
I like you.
Don't you forget about me!
I'm getting hot.
What?
I'm getting hot.
What?
Is it a traditional Showa dance?
This is cute.
Thank you.
This is cute for a woman.
You're like a Gashigashira.
That's...
I guess I'll say it.
Wait a minute.
This is a special DVD.
By the way, what's your point?
I can't find it yet, so I want you to find it.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
And you're looking at me like this.
Where do you like it?
Eyes?
Then, eyes.
This is my fault.
Akamori-chan didn't do anything wrong.
I didn't do anything wrong.
Then, Ishikawa-chan.
Please tell us your charming point.
My charming point is...
My legs.
What did you do in the second half of the game?
Your legs are charming.
Do you like my legs?
Legs?
Yes, I like them.
Really?
Look at them.
They are holding hands naturally.
I see.
Then, Takeuchi-chan.
Eyes.
Eyes?
Please look at me for five seconds.
What?
Don't look at me like that.
What kind of time is it now?
I feel like an old man is inviting me.
What is this?
Let's talk about your morning routine.
What do you do when you wake up?
When I wake up in the morning,
I go out of my bed.
I take a bath.
I eat breakfast.
I brush my teeth.
I change my clothes and go out of my house.
I heard you wear a nazi shirt, but it's the same as my morning routine.
It's the same as a 43-year-old's routine.
It's not like you're doing anything special.
I make a wish when I wake up.
It's not usually before you go to bed. You do it after you wake up.
I hope you and Nissy are happy today, too.
But you know what? I think I've been called out.
How many times have you called me "Nissy"?
Great. What about you, Takate-chan?
I check my SNS as soon as I wake up in the morning.
You always support me and comment on my videos.
I make sure I watch them every day and work hard today, too.
It's natural for you, Takate-chan.
I didn't make a wish the day before yesterday.
What is it?
You've found a good starting point.
Do this.
What about you, Akahori-chan?
It's a secret.
I can't tell you unless we live together.
Once we live together, I'll tell you everything from one to a hundred.
The more you live together, the more you know, right?
Great. What about you, Ishikawa-chan?
I water my flowers every morning.
That's good.
My name also has "flower" in it.
It's too early for you to write "flower".
What does "flower" sound like?
"Flower"?
I have a piano now. Can I use it?
With a piano?
Can you play "flower"?
She's amazing.
Listen to "flower" now.
Please listen.
I'm sorry.
You're good at it!
You're bad at it!
You're good at it!
You're amazing!
Can you tell me your routine?
I wake up in the morning like this.
I wear yellow glasses and blue top.
I wear green parka and black pants.
Is there anyone like me?
I'm here.
I found you!
If you call me with yellow glasses, I'll call you with blue top.
This is cute.
What is your morning routine?
My morning routine is...
I've been feeling sick lately.
Oh, you're sick.
I haven't been able to get up lately.
Why don't we make a routine for just the two of us?
Oh, I see.
Why?
Is it a yellow card?
Why is that?
I'm doing my best, too.
Please evaluate it.
I'm doing my best, too.
The second half of the team also has an adult atmosphere.
That's right.
But I feel like I'm being played with because I feel like I'm a little manly.
I'm nervous.
Oh, my God.
Let me rest.
What is this?
Two people will be eliminated on the first stage.
It's a little hard.
It's really hard.
It's a high-level battle and it's hard to judge.
Who will Nasu Nakanishi choose?
Well, Nasu Nakanishi.
Please announce the two people who will be eliminated on the first stage.
I'll announce it.
The one who will be eliminated on the first stage is...
I don't know.
Mr. Kawashima and Mr. Takeuchi.
They are cute.
This is difficult.
Why are you two here?
This is really difficult.
It's like a competition with the staff.
It was difficult.
There is no big reason.
No.
There is nothing wrong with it.
There is nothing wrong with it at all.
Because you two, to be honest,
are my type.
I'm sorry.
How about you, Ms. Takeuchi Nanami, who has been eliminated?
Please remember me later.
What?
I'll be behind you later.
What?
Wait a minute.
She is cute no matter how many times she is eliminated.
How about you, Ms. Kawashima?
Well, but...
All of you who are left here are older than me.
Well...
I won't let you go.
I didn't win, but...
I'd like to gain experience and come back in a few years.
I see.
It's not easy for you to show your true nature.
It's fast.
Next time...
Hey, untie me quickly.
The second stage is...
"Mono-boke-na-ra-nuu" "Mono-a-the-battle"
Oh, my eyes are open.
Where is the front?
Genius!
My heart is beating fast.
You are cute.
Genius! Genius!
In addition...
On March 13th...
At the bottom line...
Teens Unit - Ohirome Live
The first solo live performance of "Ego You" came true.
Ego You
And...
Rojima Kano will perform a solo live performance of "Namawando o Bakku ni Utatta"