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Continue! Zero-posi-chan!
Natsunaka Nishi's LUCALCA combination challenge!
This time, for LUCALCA, a zero-posi-comedian,
Natsunaka Nishi, a comedian and an entertainer,
will compete in four different combinations.
Too bad!
They're three rounds ahead of each other, but will they be able to get their revenge?
Our last segment is "ASMR Quiz"!
Where did you hit your partner?
This is a trendy ASMR quiz.
Have you seen this before?
- No, it's our first time. - It's our first time seeing it.
With this mic, we'll pick up 360 degrees of sound,
and one of you will hit somewhere in a separate room.
You'll hear the sound you hit and guess where you hit your body.
That's the segment.
- That's all you need to know. - I know!
- As long as we're connected, we can do it. - That's right.
We'll go first.
- You'll hit your body... - I will.
- And I'll guess where you hit your body. - Sure.
- Please go to a separate room. - Okay, let's go!
- Okay! - No, you go!
- It's here, right? - It's not like that.
- Hurry up and go! It's hot in here! - Let's go!
- Let's go!
- Okay!
- Let's go! - It's here!
- I knew it! - You'll get burned!
- You'll get sunburned! - We'll pick up your little tongue, too!
We'll pick up everything!
We're ready!
Are you confident, Natsu-san?
It's been 20 years of our career.
We've been to many places.
That's why we know where we are.
That's why we might have an advantage.
That's true.
- I'm confident. - That's great.
- Nakanishi-san! - Yes, yes!
Shut up!
- We can hear everything! - Shut up!
Her ears are full of ears!
We'll pick up everything!
Are you confident?
I'm confident!
I hate this show!
- I'm confident! - He's confident.
- I'm okay. - Here we go!
Now, Nakanishi-san, please hit somewhere in my body!
I see! This is a sound I'm used to hearing!
It's a sound I'm used to hearing!
I feel like it's the sound I always make!
Isn't it your forehead?
Now, the correct answer is...
forehead!
Shut up!
Nakanishi-san, please come back!
OK!
Look!
Amazing!
That's right!
Then I'll definitely buy it!
As expected, you did a good thing!
What happened?
What did you do over there?
You said you didn't hit it yourself!
You got in trouble! You got in a lot of trouble!
Someone hit me!
You got in a lot of trouble!
It's OK! Talk to the corner properly!
You surprised me!
I won!
I won again!
You're amazing!
I didn't expect you to win!
I'm one step ahead of you again!
You're right!
Next up is "luka luka kombi"!
Yes!
Who will go first?
Then...
At first...
Will you go first, Rui-chan?
Yes! I'll do my best!
Rui-chan will go first, right?
Yes!
I'll go first!
Please stand by!
Yes! I'll go first!
luka luka kombi
Please stand by!
Yes!
Then, Kitano-chan...
How confident are you?
Well...
This is...
I don't think Rui-chan will go to a serious place...
Oh! I see!
Yes! I'm a little worried...
But I'll do my best and hit it!
OK!
Then...
Yes!
Please do your best!
OK!
You can really hear it well!
Yes!
OK?
Yes!
Then...
Inoue-chan!
How confident are you?
"gusha"!
Wow!
Yes!
Can you hear it?
Yes! I can hear it clearly!
I can't hear any useless sound...
Ah!
Hey!
That's not good!
I'm sorry!
It's fun!
With a loud voice...
I'll do my best!
That's amazing!
That's amazing! I can hear it well!
Let's hear it one by one.
Is there no more if you don't get it right?
There isn't!
That's right!
Let's do our best for the last time!
Now, please hit somewhere in your stomach or body!
I see... I see...
Can you hear it?
I can hear it well!
That's amazing!
One more time?
One more time!
Can you hear it?
I can hear it!
But...
I heard a cute sound!
A cute sound!
I heard a cute sound!
I see!
The correct answer is...
It was an elbow!
It's a shame!
She's immature! Immature!
She's really getting on my nerves!
She's not usually like this!
I've never called her "Rumi-chan" before!
You're so kind!
Help me!
It's weird for me to call you "Rumi-chan"!
Excuse me!
What?
Excuse me!
It won't open!
She can't open the door!
She opened it!
Why can't I open it?
She opened it!
So, Inoue-chan, it's a pity that you couldn't win.
What should we do? Can we end it like this?
Can we end it like this?
Can we?
We won, though.
We can't.
We can't?
It's not that we can't. The match has already been decided.
That's right.
I'm going to go to the sea and drink.
No, you can't.
Inoue-chan, I want to eat fried food.
No, you can't.
Let me do it one more time.
Please.
We can't accept it like this.
If you really want me to do it, give me a burning line to the camera.
A burning line?
Give me a burning line.
A burning line?
Let's do a burning line in ASMR.
That's the best.
I can only ask one person. Is it okay?
It's okay.
Don't force me to do it.
It's okay.
Then, let me hear your burning lines.
Please.
One more time, please.
Akiyuki.
You made me do it.
It was cute.
Cute?
It was cute.
Their daughter said "nyan".
Cute.
Then, is it okay for revenge?
Let's do it.
Okay.
Then, revenge for both of you is okay.
Yay!
So, it's a lucky one.
Especially, if Lucal and Kakomi are correct, it will be a victory.
Now, we are ready.
Inoue-chan, are you confident?
Yes.
If we don't get it right here, it's really dangerous.
I will definitely show you the correct answer.
Okay.
This is a powerful comment.
I will do my best.
Okay, one step.
Kitano-chan!
Yes!
Kitano-chan!
I have no choice but to bet on Lu-chan.
You have no choice but to bet on her.
Yes.
How was it?
Her voice was really loud.
I have no choice but to bet on Lu-chan.
It's a pressure.
But, I will do my best.
If you get it right, you will win.
Yes.
I can't get it right.
Right.
Yes.
Okay, let's do it.
Kitano-chan!
Please tap somewhere in your body.
I will do it.
Are you kidding me?
Are you serious?
Are you kidding me?
What are you doing?
You look like you are paying for it.
Now, Inoue-chan.
Are you serious?
She is checking it now.
What?
She is checking it.
When you do it, you should take off your headphones.
I couldn't hear it at all.
You are lying, aren't you?
What?
What was the sound you heard?
Something was scratching me.
It was scratching you.
Do you want me to ask you one more time?
Yes!
You do it many times.
I'm embarrassed.
Please.
What do you want me to do?
Do you want me to ask you one more time?
I just want you to ask me one more time.
Do you want me to ask you about the back of your legs?
I see.
The back of your legs.
Inoue-chan, where did you hit?
Luka-san is in charge of sexiness.
Moreover, they were smiling.
This is...
It stood up!
Absolutely!
The butt!
What a shame!
It was a good choice!
It was so close!
Let's ask her first.
Kitano-chan, please come out.
Kitano-chan, unfortunately, you didn't get the answer.
I thought I would get it.
Kitano-chan, where did you hit?
My chest!
I didn't know it was your chest!
I can't say it!
I see.
You didn't expect it, did you?
I didn't expect it.
I was surprised, too.
How did you feel when you were hunted by a tiger?
Well...
Speaking of Luka from the north,
I've worked as a gravure artist before,
and I thought I'd tell you about it.
So you did.
Yes, I did.
I had a candidate,
but I didn't know if Luka would tell me about it.
No way!
I was moved.
I see.
I was moved.
I see.
Unfortunately,
"Nasunaka" won!
Here is the result!
Thank you for your hard work.
To overcome "Nasunaka",
we did four combinations and challenges.
As a result, we won all of them.
We won all of them.
We wanted to win,
but we're still a Luka-Luka duo,
and it's only been a month or two.
"Nasunaka" and "Nishi" have been together for about 20 years.
It's frustrating,
but if we had won,
we might have been embarrassed.
It's frustrating, but...
I see.
You lost for us, too!
We'll do our best.
We'll do our best for "Kizuna".
We lost, but we'll do our best for "Kizuna".
We'll do our best for "Kizuna".
That's right.
I'm glad.
You did your best today,
so we prepared a barbecue for you!
Thank you!
You did your best!
I did my best!
Look over there!
That's the TV show's host, Takenaka!
He's grilling the meat for me!
I know!
I'm just a normal housekeeper!
So,
for the anniversary of their CMC,
they're having a barbecue!
It says "the".
We filmed a lot today,
but how was it for you two?
It was our first barbecue for just the two of us.
We were wondering what would happen.
But it was fun.
It was fun.
That's good.
That's the most important thing.
What about you, Inoue-chan?
I was also in a position of MC.
It was just me and Luka-san.
And I wasn't told what was going to happen.
I was worried about what we would do.
I was nervous.
When I opened the lid,
Nasu Nakanishi-san was there.
I was very surprised.
You were about to close the lid.
Keep it open.
I was surprised.
I enjoyed it like a guest.
Really?
Did you enjoy it?
Yes, it was fun.
How did you feel when you decided to do it with just the two of you?
Rui-chan, even though she isn't MC,
she doesn't realize it herself,
but she is a funny type of person.
People think she is a comedy.
Maybe that's why she isn't like an MC.
I see.
This chance is very new.
I see.
I'm glad that we made this try again.
Isn't your voice a little hoarse?
No.
When we announced for the first time,
when we announced for the first time,
The members as well as the fans' reactions were very surprising.
But I was the one who was surprised the most.
I was the one who was surprised the most.
MCs prepare a lot of things in advance.
Yes.
Have you done anything prepared for today?
Yes, but after "Konojira Police" was decided, my dad gave me a book as a gift.
Really?
I glanced at the book as a gift and did my best.
You glanced at it.
But I learned the word "know-how".
You learned the word "know-how" from the book as a gift?
Yes.
It was quite complicated and difficult.
But when I saw the word "know-how" in four letters of Katakana, it stuck with me the most.
The author is crying when she sees this.
Yes.
But you came here with Takayanagi before, right?
Yes, I did.
How is she now?
Takayanagi Akane was my senior and I looked at her back with confidence.
But now I'm her junior and I have to look at her back.
I sometimes feel pressure.
But I have to move myself to make it easier for my juniors.
That's cool.
That's great.
How do you feel about being treated like that?
Even with the words I say now...
120 points...
She gave me 120 points.
She left me more than 120 points of words.
I can't say 100 words now.
I want to learn from that.
But Inoue has her strengths.
Yes.
Kitano has her strengths.
So is it better for Inoue not to do it?
She is 19 years old now. She will be 20 years old next year.
She is not a child anymore.
What is it like for an adult? What is it like for a single human being?
As an adult, it's not good at all.
I know that myself.
But as an Inoue Luka, it's good.
Then it's fine.
That's right.
The fact that there is Kitano next to her means that each of them has their own roles.
Both of them have their own roles.
That's right.
Oh, it's here!
Thank you very much!
You came all the way here!
You look great!
Wow, Takenaka-san!
You are burnt!
Don't say that!
Thank you very much!
It's hot!
Thank you very much!
The tea is hot!
Since you made the tea for us, let's eat it!
Yes!
Let's eat!
I can eat a barbecue!
I'm happy!
This is delicious!
Please eat it!
Mr. Takenaka, it's delicious!
That guy has 30 views!
I'm happy!
It's delicious!
I think there will be more scenes of you two eating like this in the future.
Yes!
For us.
Yes!
Can you report it?
Yes!
I have a lot of opportunities to do a direct report on this show in Gifu Prefecture.
That's great!
Can you show me?
I was listening to you while thinking you might say something amazing.
I raised the level.
But you're doing it as usual.
As usual.
Then, let's eat!
I'd like to eat this big one.
Yes!
Let's eat!
It's delicious!
I'm happy!
It's very chewy and the more you eat it, the more meat flavor comes out and it's very delicious!
It's normal!
It's completely normal!
You only say what you think you say!
It's like you're doing what someone else was doing!
No, no, it's not like that!
No?
Inoue, would you like to try it?
Thank you for the meal!
I'll start with the onion, which looks like the most delicious part!
Wait, wait, wait!
This is getting interesting!
Since Duka-san is meat, I'll eat one and Juni-kun will eat two!
That's great!
The onion looked like the most delicious part!
Thank you for the meal!
Mmm!
Sometimes, when it's sour and crunchy, it spreads in your mouth!
Mmm!
It's sour and crunchy now!
You say it's sour and crunchy all the time!
It's sour and crunchy and delicious!
Onion and sour and crunchy!
But it's also like Inoue-chan, isn't it?
It's wonderful, isn't it?
Since you're a couple, you'll eat more together, won't you?
Yes!
Let me show you how you can do it together!
Yes!
Not one person's eating habits, but two people's eating habits will increase, right?
Yes!
Then remember it!
Yes!
Then I'll show you!
Naena!
I baked delicious meat for you!
Really!?
Let me eat it for a moment!
Amaita-san!
Hey!
Amaita-san!
Let me eat it for a moment!
Do you want me to eat it for you?
Then let me eat it for you!
Open your mouth!
Mmm! Time's up!
This one!
Oh, is it okay?
This one!
This will definitely be used!
Will it be used for sure?
Of course!
If you two do it, it will definitely be used!
Is it okay?
Do it for me!
Now, the meat has arrived!
Go ahead!
Mika-san!
There is delicious and sparkling meat!
It looks good!
Then I'll eat it for you!
Eh!? Really!?
Yes!
Give it to me! Give it to me!
I'll put it over there!
Oh, that's good!
I'll put it over there!
Yes!
Time's up!
How is it?
It was cute!
Is it okay like this?
Yes!
By the way,
there is a game that goes perfectly with this barbecue!
Would you like to try it?
What is it?
It's called...
"50 Won Shout Game"!
It's out!
What does it start with?
First, you draw a 50 won card and say a random word that starts with "ke".
Okay!
You have to say it with a loud voice.
It's a game where you train your reflexes.
The key is not to get lost.
It's best to say what you think.
You have to be confident.
Okay, Ino-chan. Here we go!
Okay!
"50 Won Shout Game"!
Here we go!
It starts with "ta"!
Please say a word for this show!
It's fun!
Wonderful!
It's fun!
That's a good theme!
It's nice!
That's a good theme!
Okay, Kitano-chan. Here we go!
Do we have to say it alternately?
Let's do it, Kitano-chan!
We don't know what will come out of it.
Here we go!
It starts with "so"!
It's an original special move!
"Soryuken"!
You look strong!
Here we go, Inobe-chan!
It starts with "se"!
Please say a word for your friend who is far away!
"Se-ao-i-no-ge"!
Why?!
Don't think about it!
You're surprised, aren't you?
Kitano-chan, here we go!
It starts with "su"!
It's an original special move!
"Sukko-no-kashi"!
It's an original special move!
It's not "karaage" (fried chicken)
It's a bit "korokoro" (rolly-rolly)
"Kyo-no-ba-go-han" (today's dinner)
"Tori-no-sukko-ro-kashi" (chicken soup roll)
It's great!
You're good!
You're serious!
Nasu-kun, here we go!
I'll say it!
It starts with "ko"!
It's a famous line!
"Kon-ni-chi-wa"! (Hello!)
It's a famous line!
No way!
You often do difficult things like this!
Hello!
Let's go inside!
It starts with "ku"!
The reason you were born!
To help people in need!
You say it too much!
Lastly, we have a present for you two.
We will perform a manzai for you two!
Thank you!
We will perform a manzai for you two!
When you say "kombi", you mean "manzai", right?
That's right!
I was expecting too much!
For the sake of "rukalka kombi", which has become closer throughout the day,
we will perform a manzai!
Then, let's perform a manzai!
"Rukalka kombi"'s two people!
Please come in!
Welcome!
What is this?
Ruka-san!
I came up with a game!
A game?
Yes!
Sounds good! Let's do it!
Let's do it!
First, we will play a game like "look over there and do it"!
"Konna mon ja nai"! (It's not like that!)
Let's do rock-paper-scissors!
Let's go!
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors!
No, it's not like that!
Do you admit your defeat?
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
Next!
Next, let's do a one-time quiz!
One-time quiz? Not ten times?
Yes!
Please say "pizza" once!
Pizza!
Where am I?
Elbow!
You're good!
There's no way I'm wrong!
Lastly, let's play a "Rukalka" game!
Oh! "Rukalka" game! Sounds good!
Since you say "Ruka", please say "Ruka"!
Lastly, you two say "Rukalka"!
Rukalka!
Yes! Let's go!
Ruka!
Rukalka!
Ruka!
Rukalka!
Ruka!
Rukalka!
Correct!
What do you mean "correct"?
See you later!
Thank you, you two!
How was it?
The horse was interesting, too.
Yeah.
Kitano-chan came up with a new way of saying "satos".
No, I didn't!
How did you like it?
I want to be an entertainer.
Really?
Did you think so?
Really?
It's fun to make fun of people.
I felt good when people said that to me.
Really? You want to be an entertainer?
But I don't want to be one now.
What? That's too soon!
I'm satisfied now.
I was happy.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you.
That's it for the LUCALGA Combination Challenge!
Next episode!
Sports Test Zero Poison!
For the second time in five years, sports test zero poison will be held!
Eight athletes will battle it out!
One!
Two!
Three!
Is it over?
It's over!
Don't miss the next episode!