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Variety show "Tsumeato Zeropoji"!
The battle of variety skills that they have shown over the past three episodes
has finally come to an end!
These two have advanced to the finals from the first group.
Appo and Gacchikoi!
Seriously!?
We'll give you a dango!
Dango!?
These two have advanced from the second group of Daiharan!
Walking with the same gaze as a dog!
It's really good!
Wow!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
You were switching between right and left, right?
That's all for today! Thank you very much!
Wow!
And unlike the preliminary round,
the final round will be announced on the same day!
Wow!
Will it happen!?
Thank you very much!
How do you feel!?
I'm scared!
Wow!
The final battle will test their true variety skills!
Who will win!?
Tsumeato Zeropoji
Zekei Poji
Zeropoji
Team Sparda
Special Ability
Under Battle
Now, "Variety" "Zumea" and "Zero Poji"
The final round will be held with these four people
Congratulations!
This is great!
Now, we would like to ask the four people who advanced to the final round about their enthusiasm
First of all, Sugawara
Yes, I saw the second half of the match and saw it as a viewer
When I stand here, my heart seems to go crazy
Under pressure
I'm weak under pressure
But really, only interesting people have gathered here
Among these interesting people, how much enthusiasm can I leave?
My...
Um, Inoue-ka, why did you stay in the final round?
We made you stay in the final round
Oh, I see
Thank you very much
I'm looking forward to your performance
I'll do my best
Yes
Now, it's your turn, Rui-chan
Yes, it's Inoue-ka
Thank you very much
I didn't think I'd make it this far
I'm very nervous and full of energy
I'll use my brain and do my best
I see
The winner is...
Yes!
Amazing!
From now on
She's full of energy
If you do that, the rest of you will be noisy
You'll be noisy
Because you're cute, you're separated
I don't know what to do
Now, next up is Yuzuki
Yes!
Today, I came here with a dream of winning the championship
I'm glad I met a good rival here
You're cool
A good rival
I'm happy you think of me like that
You know, I'm really, really, really, really, really, really skinny
Up to my first joint
Your first joint
You know, I'm really, really, really, really, really skinny
Excuse me, what do you mean?
Hahaha
Let's do it with Shimo-neta cash.
Let's do it with cash.
Now, let's move on to the first project.
Here it is.
"Talking about it".
Oh, I see.
What is it?
This project is about finding words that can be a trigger for other people's talk and making the conversation more and more about it and connecting it.
It's "talking about it".
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, I don't think you know it just by talking about it.
Yes.
Excuse me, but could you show me some examples?
Examples? I see.
I have a friend who has a child, a three-year-old girl.
She said, "I want to go see a character show at an amusement park, so would you like to come with me?"
And we had to go before it opened, so I went with her about an hour before.
Then, in front of the gate, there was a person who was a fan of the character.
I said, "Wow, there are a lot of people here. Will it be okay?" and they started to take seats.
Then, there was an old man in front of me.
He was wearing a tank top and his muscles were shaking like this.
He was exhausted and I thought, "This person is definitely dangerous."
But I thought I had to hurry up and the gate opened.
Then, we all had to take seats, so we all ran there.
That old man was pretty fast.
He went "Mguaaa!" like that, and he said "Bwaaa!" and said, "This person is the fastest," so we went back to McDonald's and ate.
It's not a show.
There was a story about an old man.
Speaking of old men, I also saw an amazing old man.
Do you know skateboarding, everyone?
Because my house is in front of a hill, I was playing skateboarding by jumping on it.
But one day, I failed to jump on it and only the skateboard was running towards the intersection.
From that intersection, an old man riding a bicycle came.
You see, an unmanned skateboard came from over there.
You see, between the front wheel and the rear wheel, the skateboard got in well and only the rear wheel got on the skateboard,
and the old man turned around and went back again.
No one believes it.
Wow!
That's right.
Speaking of stories that no one believes,
The other day, my wife went to a shrine, put in 1,000 yen and said, "Please give me fishing!"
Wow!
That's all.
That's how it goes.
Wow!
It's funny.
I feel like I'm watching a talk show.
That's how it goes.
That's right.
You speak based on what the other person says.
Are you confident?
No.
Huh?
But in that case, you don't have to pick up what you say at first glance.
Oh!
Nice idea.
Can you switch it on as soon as you think of it?
I'm the first one to talk, so please be quiet for now.
I don't know about that.
They're fighting.
Jesus is coming.
It's a live show, isn't it, everyone?
But if you can do it, why don't you try it?
Wow!
It's a match!
Nice!
It's a match!
I can't lose.
You can't lose, can you?
Now, let's start with the first talk theme and expand the talk more and more.
Let's start the "Talking about distant homes"!
Yes, about your home, Luka.
Oh, really?
My classmate and I have been friends for eight years now.
Luka is a firm person.
He is very sweet to his seniors and classmates.
He is a good boy, but he has one problem.
What is it?
He has one problem.
What is it?
He is not popular with his juniors.
Oh, really?
Recently, I have more and more juniors who like me.
They often ask me how to get along with my juniors.
In that sense, I am worried about him.
I think he is very cute. What do you think of him?
Speaking of Luka, I am also Luka.
What do you think of me?
We have the same name, don't we?
What do you mean?
That's all?
I am Inoue Luka.
I am from Kumamoto Prefecture.
I am Kumamoto Ikinari Dango Master and Kumamoto Daisuki Dango Master.
Do you know about Ikinari Dango?
I know about Ikinari Dango.
Do you know about Ikinari Dango?
I know about it.
Thank you very much.
What is it?
In a chewy dough, there is a thick sliced sweet potato and a spoon.
I feel happy just by eating it.
Is it a happy dough?
Yes, it is.
That's good.
I'm glad you like it.
It's great.
On Saturday, the tournament will be held.
Congratulations!
I watched the opening match of the tournament.
I am a big fan of Dragon's Fan, so I watched it.
It was like the first match.
The end time was about 10.30 p.m.
And the next day was a day game, so it was 10 p.m.
I thought it was a tough match.
That's right.
It was tough.
10.30 p.m. is the time when you feel a little dizzy, isn't it?
That's right.
How do you feel?
I feel a little dizzy.
Yesterday, at 10.30 p.m., I felt a little dizzy.
Yano-chan's bio-rhythm doesn't matter.
When I saw Natsu and Naka-nichi, I didn't feel dizzy anymore.
That's why you two are not my type.
What do you mean?
Speaking of dizziness...
Where do you feel dizzy?
Speaking of dizziness...
Sugawara's father was worried about dizziness.
That's good.
Speaking of my father...
I live with my brother, my mother and my father.
I also have a pet.
I'm from Kumamoto Prefecture.
My mother and I came to Nagoya.
My brother and my father are in Kumamoto.
On June 12th of the previous day, it was my 19th birthday.
Congratulations!
At that time, I got a message on LINE.
My brother and my father prepared a cake for me and sang me a song for my birthday.
I was very happy about it.
Speaking of my birthday...
My birthday is January 10th.
Every year on January 10th, I get sick.
I always lose my important job.
I was supposed to be on a singing show with the graduating members, but I got sick and passed away.
I had a job as a selector, but I was infected with influenza and passed away.
The name is very important, isn't it?
When you introduce yourself on TV, you usually have a picture of you two.
But when you read it in order, it's "Nakanishi Nasu". Isn't it strange?
It's strange.
Is there such a thing?
No, but when it's in the name, it's the other way around.
I want you to change it.
I really want you to change it.
I want you to change it.
If you say you want me to change it, I want you to push us instead of Ushiro City.
I always compare my work with Ushiro City.
Speaking of being compared, I was very close with Kitano Luka over there in the early days.
But I don't know why, but at the same time, we heard from the same team, and we both got into a fight and got sick and passed away.
We got sick and passed away.
But if you two get along like that, you'll feel dizzy, won't you?
I'll feel dizzy.
Really?
Speaking of being dizzy...
My father is a water bug.
Really?
A water bug is like a reflection, isn't it?
It's like a reflection.
I'm afraid of it, and I don't want to get involved with a water bug like my father, so I don't want to live with him.
I'm afraid of it.
Speaking of being dizzy...
My grandfather is also a water bug.
A water bug is like a reflection, isn't it?
I don't want to get involved with a water bug like my grandfather, so I don't want to live with him.
Recently, my father has also become a water bug.
A water bug is like a reflection, isn't it?
So I'd like to be careful about it.
Speaking of my father...
Recently, I've been chatting with my father on LINE.
Speaking of LINE...
Recently, I've been chatting with my father on LINE.
I've been doing it every day, and I'm happy every day.
Speaking of being dizzy...
It looks like I was in the AKB selection.
Speaking of AKB, you worked together, didn't you?
Speaking of AKB...
Mr. Sugawara and I were selected together for a while.
There is a song called "No Way Man".
At that time, we decided to go on a school trip together.
I joined AKB when I was a high school student.
I didn't have any experience of going on a school trip.
We went on a sky-touring together.
As a result, we went on a school trip, but we didn't go up even once.
We didn't go up.
Speaking of school trips...
My school trip to junior high school was in England.
That's right.
But for some reason, I couldn't go.
What happened?
It was AKB's selection.
So cool!
Isn't he so cool?
So cool!
He is the tallest,
the tallest,
and he is taller than the British.
So cool!
I didn't expect him to participate in this gallery.
I was surprised.
Why? There were many stories,
but my impression is that my father is a water bug.
You've been talking about water bugs all the time, haven't you?
My father is also a water bug.
Now, let's move on to the last project of the final round.
This is it!
"ANGRY GAME"!
It's here.
This game was proposed by Nakanishi.
Could you explain what kind of game it is?
This is a simple game in which you get angry at the topic written on the card.
Would you like to try it?
Let's do it!
Various topics are written here.
You'd better get angry now.
Let's get angry!
Come on!
That's right!
It's true!
Let's do it!
Yes!
Anger!
I don't like it!
Yes! Hard chair!
My butt hurts!
Last one! Sweet dog!
Cute! Bring me more!
Cute!
Good! Good! Great!
You said it without thinking about it!
I didn't think about it!
Anyway, I'm angry!
It's about how you start the engine and stand here!
Yes!
Don't get angry after the card comes out!
"I'm angry!" That's the point!
I'm angry!
That's fast!
You don't have the image of being angry, do you?
Have you been angry recently?
My dog didn't eat my food, so I got angry!
You got angry!
I made it!
Did you say "cut it out" at that time?
I said it in my heart!
In your heart!
You don't say "cut it out" that much!
Please say it today!
Yes!
Can you do it?
Sendai, please!
Let's cut it out!
From now on...
That's right! That's right!
Let's cut it out! Let's cut it out!
Let's cut it out!
Yes!
Then, let's start!
Inoue Luka's "angry" game, start!
Yes! Bread!
Bread! Short name!
Yes! Oranges!
Oranges! Anything and it's over!
It's over!
Yes! Hand soap!
Hand soap...
What is soap?!
Next!
Your past self!
My past self...
Shut up!
Last!
Yes! Kida Akari!
I'm scared!
It's over!
She said it! She said it! She said it!
Do you get scared sometimes?
Yes, but I'm always kind.
But when I'm taught, I try to do my best.
What was your "shut up" like at that time?
I was a rebellious child.
My mom always woke me up.
But I was rebellious and said "I won't wake you up again."
You said "shut up" every day.
But you were great!
You were great!
Thank you!
Who will go next?
Who will go?
She's fast!
Can you go, Sugawara?
Go, Sugawara!
Hey!
That's right!
You!
You idiot!
Okay!
Let's start Sugawara's "angry game"!
Yes!
Go!
Can I say something?
Go ahead!
What is it?
What is it, Sugawara?
When I was watching this, I was angry at Nagisa of Amakawa Winter.
She said "shut up"!
That's right!
When I'm angry, I want to do it!
I see!
She just wanted me to be punished!
She wanted me to be punished with social distancing!
I turned this way, too!
She's kind!
Not today!
I see!
I'm sorry!
Get yourself together!
Are you okay?
Yes!
Okay!
Let's start Sugawara's "angry game"!
Yes!
Refrigerator!
If you put a lot of things in it, it'll get cold!
Oh!
Yes!
Bath!
It's annoying to go in the bath!
Yes!
Clock!
I hate clocks!
Yes!
Your future self!
I don't know who my future self is!
Yes!
Park!
I want to stand up already!
Yes!
That's good!
This is great! It's a cry of soul!
I want to stand up already! I want to stand up already!
You have feelings now!
You don't know who you are in the future!
I don't know! I don't know!
You don't know!
You have a lot of worries!
That was wonderful! Thank you!
That was wonderful!
That was pretty good!
Now, next!
It's after this!
Oh!
Which one is it?
Oh!
I came here before you called me!
Now, Yuzuki, do you have confidence?
I do!
I have a lot of confidence!
You have a lot of confidence!
This is a good thing!
I can't win at all!
I see!
You don't have that kind of strength!
Yes!
I don't have it at all!
I will win!
Let's go!
Now, let's go!
Yuzuki Hidaka's Angry Game!
Start!
Yes! Smartphone!
Smartphone!
Smartphone?
My little finger bent because of the smartphone!
Yes! Sphinx!
Sphinx?!
This is funny!
Sphinx?!
This is funny!
Why?!
Sphinx?!
You don't know, do you?!
Which country are you from?!
Yes! Money!
Give me money!
Yes! Mixed!
Mixed?!
A manga called "Mixed" is really funny!
Oh, is that so?!
It's really funny!
Last one! Kitanuruka!
Kitanuruka!
I love "Mitsubari-ata"!
It was good at the end!
I love "Mitsubari-ata"!
It's just an angry game and it's scary!
I didn't know!
It's amazing that you got away with it!
Thank you!
It's the end!
I said I love it!
Why did you go to her?!
It's the end!
There was 500 yen money in the vending machine!
We couldn't get it!
That's good!
Well, let's get started. Yamauchi Suzuran's "Angry Game", start!
Glasses!
My glasses are cold!
That's funny!
Cooler!
The cooler is too hot and I can't breathe at all!
This show!
This show doesn't have good staff!
This show's producer!
This show! Didn't I just say that I'm okay with small stories?!
Okay! The last one! The last one, Nakanishi!
I like you!
Sensei!
That's not it! That's not it!
That's not it, Egashira-san!
Egashira-san!
I like you!
I can't move my body at all!
But it's great!
It's great!
It's fun!
It's great!
It's fun, everyone!
It's different!
You're on a different level now!
Wait, wait, wait!
Her feet!
It wasn't her feet!
It was her feet!
She was like this the whole time!
Okay, Ibuka-chan!
Yes!
The producer who's okay with it!
I said I didn't like it earlier, but I like it!
She said something like that!
Now that you mention it, I did say it!
Don't be so embarrassed!
Suzuki-chan!
Yes!
Suzuki-chan!
Yes, on this show...
This is the first time I've been replaced with this in this game!
I'm not angry!
It's peaceful!
This is the end of the match!
Who will be chosen and receive a reward?
Now then, Nasu and Nakanishi-san, please announce the winner!
I will announce it!
Variety Tsumeato Zero Pojit, the winner is...
YAMAUCHI
YAMAUCHI wins!
I'm so glad I'm an esketit!
I was at a loss.
I was so hesitant.
Either Yamauchi-chan or Fujimoto-chan, I was at a loss.
It was so close.
It was so close that it didn't make it to the finals.
It's fine.
I won!
You did it!
It's easy for you.
You're lucky!
Too bad!
Thank you!
You really did it!
Thank you!
Can I say something serious?
Yes.
I'm in my first year.
I've been a senior in Team S.
I didn't have anything.
I didn't leave anything behind.
But I did it today!
I did it!
You did it!
I'm happy!
I'm glad you did it.
That means you have a reward, right?
I haven't forgotten about it.
That's why you did it.
That's right.
As a prize for the winner,
Ms. Nasu Nakanishi and I will do a manzai performance!
Yay!
It's complicated!
How is it?
We can do a manzai performance together!
I'm happy!
I've been watching you on YouTube.
I've watched all of your games.
But...
You gave me meat before, right?
I think that's why...
I'm happy!
Thank you!
You did it!
Thank you!
Didn't you say you liked meat better?
Huh?
I haven't said it since this happened.
So...
Ms. Nasu Nakanishi and I will do a manzai performance!
Nasu Nakanishi and I will do a manzai performance!
I'm Nasu. I'm Nakanishi. I'm Suzuran.
We are Nasu Nakanishi and Suzuran.
Nice to meet you.
This is our first time doing a manzai performance together.
It's better for us to greet you properly.
Is it okay?
Please greet us properly.
Nice to meet you.
That's not a manzai performer's greeting.
That's a manzai performer's greeting when a samurai sees a samurai off.
It's better for us to greet you properly.
Let me greet you properly.
Please greet us properly.
Nice to meet you.
That's a woman's greeting at a fishing port.
From 19 o'clock, women turn into men.
You two!
Let's greet them properly!
I told you it's better for us to greet you properly!
It's the end of the show!
Of course!
Is it okay?
Please greet us properly.
Yes, everyone. Nice to meet you.
That's a manzai performer's greeting at a construction site.
Safety first. We're working.
Is it okay for us to greet you properly?
Let's greet them properly!
We'll do it.
We'll do it properly!
Let's do it!
We were chosen.
Let's do it!
Nice to meet you.
That's a manzai performer's greeting at a soba restaurant.
Nice to meet you.
That's a drunk man's greeting.
Nice to meet you.
That's a woman's greeting at a fishing port.
I'm making tempura right now.
Then I'll go take a bath first.
I'm at the bathhouse right now.
There's no hot water.
Huh?
That's enough!
See you later!
Thank you for your hard work!
Wonderful!
I'm nervous!
I can't remember!
I'm nervous!
It's fun!
I want to join you!
No, no, no!
As a result, we came out together and won the most!
We won!
We left the most marks!