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"Variety Showdown" Zero-points!
This "zero-points" is for these 12 people to compete for their variety skills.
Here we are.
Since some members have little variety experience,
we announced the topic a week ago and had them prepare a lot.
First of all, we will have a two-team preliminary round,
and we will choose two people who left more marks.
The four of them will compete in a final round,
and the winner will receive a happy reward.
This time, it's a two-team round!
The last three members won't slip up!
Furthermore, the second event is a "pulling out" competition!
My height is 161.2 centimeters.
That's not bad at all!
"AKA" "BONZI" "ZERO" "POSITION"
"TEAM" "SPARTA"
Now, let's announce the members who will continue to tell stories that cannot be told.
I'm excited when I say it.
Ta-da!
Chikako Matsumoto!
Let's say it! Let's say it!
Chikako, do you have confidence?
I do have confidence!
I came up with something really big!
Something really big!
As Matsumoto, I will do my best!
If you say something like that and disappear, you won't get anything!
I said something I didn't like!
Are you okay?
I'm okay!
I'll do my best!
Let's start! Chikako Matsumoto's "Slippery Story"!
I collaborated with ION Credit Card.
When I made a card with ION Credit Card,
I was doing a campaign where you could get a credit card with my logo on it.
I thought it was a good opportunity and made a card with my logo on it.
It was the first time I made a credit card with my logo on it.
I had it in my wallet for a long time and one day I thought I'd go shopping.
"How much is it?" I said.
"One ION Credit Card!" I put it in my wallet.
The clerk who gave me the card was a little strange.
He was staring at me.
"Oh, no! Oh, no! I didn't dress up today!" I thought.
Then I prepared my heart.
I asked the clerk, "Do you like SK Hotate?"
I love it!
Who do you like in SK Hotate?
"I like you, too," he said.
Then I'll say it myself.
I was puzzled.
There is a cute, funny and kind girl named Chikako Matsumoto.
I said it.
I don't know you very well.
Oh, thank you for your money.
It's painful!
Thank you very much.
It's painful!
It's the most embarrassing scene.
It's embarrassing to be in front of you.
It didn't end.
It's painful!
I'm glad.
It didn't end.
Thank you very much.
Next, Yuzuki Hidaka and Fujimoto Fuyuka.
Which one will it be?
The members who will continue to talk about it are...
Fujimoto Fuyuka!
Let's do it!
Mori Fuzuki's face is...
Huh? What's wrong?
Are you okay?
What's wrong, Hinaka-san?
I'm fine!
She switched positions.
Fujimoto Fuyuka, are you confident?
I am!
Are you sure you can do it?
Yes!
Can you do it?
Are you sure?
Those of you who disappeared like that...
Are you okay?
Are you going to delete it right away?
I'm going to delete it right away!
There's still time!
Let's get started with Fujimoto Fuyuka's unspoken stories!
Let's do it!
First of all, I have a question.
Nakanishi-san!
Me?
What club did you join in middle school?
I was in judo club in middle school and ballet club in high school.
What about you, Nakanishi-san?
I'm a double Nakanishi-san!
What's wrong with you?!
There's only one Nakanishi-san!
Natsu-san, first of all, I was in both ballets.
I was also in the ballet club.
I went to middle school and first year high school.
I was in middle school and ballet club.
When I joined middle school and first year high school,
all of my classmates were experienced players until elementary school.
I was the only beginner and couldn't play for a long time.
But I kept playing for five years.
When I was in third year of high school, I finally got a regular.
For one year!
I thought, "Yay!"
But I may look like this, but I'm very weak.
You're mentally strong.
I'm mentally strong, but...
You're weak mentally.
I'm weak mentally.
First of all, if my opponent is wearing a black uniform, I don't like it.
You don't like it if it's black?
Yes.
If your opponent's uniform is black, you don't like it?
I say, "I'm sorry, I lost."
That's what I say.
When I got a regular and played for the second time, my opponent was wearing black.
That's bad.
And his name was KIN.
Black KIN. I can't think of anything else now.
And the game started.
Of course, I was targeted.
Because I was hiding from the person who was shooting in front of me.
I targeted him and targeted him.
I was targeted all the time and lost a lot of times.
It's my fault.
It's because I'm weak.
I timed it.
You timed it during the game?
Yes, the coach asked me if I was injured.
And I said, "I'm sorry, my opponent's team is scary and I can't play anymore."
You said it?
I said it.
And the coach said, "Okay, let's change it."
The team I played for a year collapsed.
And other regular players became regular players.
And I've been dropped from regular players for a long time.
And in the long history of the volleyball club, I was said to be the one who dropped regular players.
That's all I can say.
I see.
Maybe you wanted me to time it during the game.
From here.
Regular is timed.
It's timed.
I don't like black uniforms.
It's interesting, isn't it?
Yes.
I don't like it.
Yes.
When you are alive, interesting things happen.
Here is another mysterious girl.
I'm sorry.
There is another dangerous person in front of you.
I'm glad.
You are glad?
Yes.
Thank you.
Then I will go to Idol Hospital.
Excuse me, is it time now?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Excuse me, please hurry up.
I'm sorry.
Thank you, miss.
I'm sorry.
I know you can't stand it anymore.
Thank you very much.
Then, it's the last one.
It's the last one.
Who is it?
Ta-dah!
Yuzuki Hidaka!
Yuzuki!
I'm here.
Yes.
Yuzuki.
Let's do it.
Then, Yuzuki Hidaka.
Yes.
Are you confident?
This is the topic you gave me a week ago.
I'm here today under the situation you gave me.
That's it.
You are cool.
It has to be like this.
It's fun.
Then, we can hear your secret story.
Yes.
Then, let's hear Yuzuki Hidaka's secret story.
Please.
Yes.
It happened one day.
During this period of time, I think I ordered a lot of things.
I was ordering things, too.
One day, I received what I ordered.
When I received it, my brother asked me for my autograph.
I wrote "Yuzuki Hidaka" on this frame.
As I wrote it, my brother said...
What?
"What?" I thought. "What kind of picture is this?" I thought. "I don't know anymore." I thought.
I looked at my brother's hand and wrote it again.
I didn't write "normal" Hidaka, but "sign" that I always write to my fans.
Where?
I wrote "normal" Hidaka.
It's a mix of "normal" Hidaka and "normal" Hidaka.
I thought it would look like English.
I wrote "normal" Hidaka.
I wrote "sorry" Hidaka.
I wrote "normal" Hidaka.
I wrote "sign" Hidaka.
I wrote "thank you" Hidaka.
I received the package.
That's all.
(Applause)
It's a little awkward moment.
But you were an idol.
You were an idol.
You couldn't get out of it.
I thought it was a part of you.
You were an idol.
(Laughter)
Thank you.
Thank you for coming.
It's funny.
It's common.
We are idols from the bottom up.
If you are an idol from the bottom up, don't say dirty jokes.
(Laughter)
I forgot about it.
The story of "all of us couldn't get out of it" is over.
How was it, Kanishi Matsuma?
We saw each other's different points of view.
It was fun, wasn't it?
How about you, members of audience?
It was fun, but...
I'm glad it wasn't this way.
I was relieved.
Let's move on to the next project of the second group.
The next project is...
"Tsukkomi Words"!
From now on, Nassu and Kanishi will be MCs.
And you will have a talk.
You will have a talk according to the topic.
Among them, you will say "tsukkomi words" or "tsukkomi Nassu" that you want to say.
That's right.
I want to say it.
Let me announce the first talk topic and "tsukkomi words".
Here it is!
The topic of the talk is "hobbies" and "tsukkomi words" is "nandeyanen" (Japanese slang for "what's up" and "what do you want me to say?")
It's orthodox, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
You do things that make you want to say "nandeyanen", don't you?
Yes, we do.
In the talk, right?
Yes, we do.
By the way, Mr. Nakanishi, how do you say "nandeyanen" in Japanese?
Do you want me to say it?
Yes.
"Iya desu" (I don't like it)
"Nandeyanen" (Japanese slang for "what's up" and "what do you want me to say?")
Wow!
It's so sudden!
It's so sudden.
Mr. Yamauchi, you should say "nandeyanen" (Japanese slang for "what's up")
"Nandeyanen" (Japanese slang for "what's up")
Why are you so excited?
Oh, I see.
You all know it!
It's so smooth.
It's better to use rhythm.
It doesn't have to be serious.
"Nandeyanen" (Japanese slang for "what's up")
It doesn't have to be like that.
Just like now, "nandeyanen" (Japanese slang for "what's up")
It's okay even if it's like that.
Yes, yes, yes.
I say it right away.
Basically.
"Nandeyanen" (Japanese slang for "what's up")
It's like a saying.
I think it's easy.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, from now on,
MC Nakanishi, please.
Oh, I got it!
The first talk theme is "hobbies".
Does anyone have hobbies?
Yes!
Oh, Masumoto-chan, you were fast.
Yes, my hobby is driving.
Driving?
Oh, is it okay?
By the way, do you have a car?
I have a car at my parents' house.
Oh, me too.
Oh, really?
Oh, that's good.
What's wrong?
What's wrong? Come closer.
What's wrong?
Come closer.
What's wrong?
You have time, don't you?
Time...
When you get home, you'll drive, won't you?
Yes, probably.
I'll drive, too.
Oh, that's good.
Yamaguchi-san, you'll drive?
Yes, I will.
Do you have a license?
License? I've had it for seven years.
Oh, that's good.
But I can only enter from the front and exit from the front parking lot.
I can't park in the back.
What are you talking about?
What do you want me to say?
Hidaka, you can do it, right?
I can do it.
What do you want me to say?
I recently found a new hobby.
I used to like taking a walk, but I recently found a good walk.
What is it? Tell me.
Taking a walk with the same gaze as a dog.
It's very good.
It's a different story.
It's amazing.
I have a dog, so I think it's good to have a dog.
How about you?
Hobbies?
My hobby is making bread.
It's cute.
Do you make it at home?
I make it at home, but I like to make bread when I start my self-restraint period.
I have to add salt and sugar.
I recently added salt and sugar.
But I didn't notice it at all.
When I woke up in the morning and saw it, it was all wrinkled.
I feel sorry for you.
Why do you say that?
I didn't say that.
I feel sorry for you.
Why do you say that?
May I say it?
Yes.
Recently...
I've been doing it for about a week or so.
May I say it?
What?
If you're a woman, you should say "why do you say that?" earlier.
I want to say it.
It's easy to say.
Akiyuki, I'm going home.
Why do you say that?
I'm going home, too.
Go ahead.
No, it's not like that!
Say it! Fujimoto-chan!
Recently...
I love watching videos.
But I haven't subscribed to Nasu Nakanishi-san's channel!
That's why!
Nasu-san...
Me?
You're surprisingly good-looking.
Thank you.
Right?
Golf is actually popular.
Golf?
I've played it a little.
Just a little?
I want to see you swing.
May I?
Go ahead.
Like this, right?
Yes.
And like this...
Hello? Yes, yes, yes.
I'll call you back.
Tell me you've finished your call.
Fujimoto-chan! Fujimoto-chan!
Fujimoto-chan!
I'm motivated now, but I can't think of anything.
I can't think of anything.
You're kind!
You're surprisingly good-looking.
Thank you.
If you swing is cool, I want to go out with you.
May I hold it?
May I?
You want me to watch you swing?
Yes, I want you to watch me.
I want you to tell me what you've done.
Like this, right?
Nakanishi-san!
My friend seems like you get along well.
Thank you!
Call me when you're done talking.
I'm done!
I'm finally done!
I'm done!
Wait a minute.
If you hadn't run away, I would have...
What's going on?
It's only Wednesday, right?
That's right.
I can't run away.
You can pull me out, right?
Do you hate me that much?
What do you mean?
Is that what you're saying?
Everyone doesn't mean it.
What do you mean?
That's wrong.
That's the kind of thing.
Now, let me announce the next topic of discussion and catchphrase.
Here it is!
The topic of discussion is "Talking while staying at home" and the catchphrase is "That's me, isn't it?"
Oh, this is...
It's a little higher level than before, but...
Well, let's do it!
Yes!
Let's do it!
Yes!
What were you doing while staying at home?
Oh!
Fujimoto!
Yes, I'm buying a dog...
A dog?
Yes!
Well, I packed a trampoline and I was told by the dog, "Wait a minute," and it was broken.
That's me, isn't it?
Oh!
That's me, isn't it?
What was I doing?
Umm...
You were fixing Fujimoto's hair...
You're watching, aren't you?
Wow, I'm so happy!
You're doing too much!
You can do it! It's easy!
I can do it!
Oh, Hidaka?
Recently...
I've been streaming on YouTube like I'm playing a drug game...
That's me, isn't it?
"I'm a bit busy now," she said.
I had a lot of free time, so I started a YouTube channel.
Oh, YouTube, huh?
Yeah, and there's this really fun game, would you like me to play it for you?
"Sure." "Rock, paper, scissors."
Rock, paper, scissors!
Bring it over here.
That's me, isn't it?
Yay!
I'm so happy!
Wait, I'm really happy about this!
I'm so happy!
It's like this, it's like this.
Even now, you're in 'that's me, isn't it?' mode,
"Really?" "Because you're in 'that's me, isn't it?' mode,"
Oh, that's good!
What's wrong?
Rock, paper, scissors!
Here!
Not like this!
That's me, isn't it?!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Don't be selfish!
That's me, isn't it?!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get out of there! Get out of there right now!
Get out of there!
Rock, paper, scissors!
That's me, isn't it?!
Please!
Do anything!
What do you usually do for this?
Do you want me to do it?
Rock, paper, scissors!
Here!
Get ready for the jacket!
That's me, isn't it?!
Like this.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Come on, you have to do it!
Rock, paper, scissors! I'm having so much fun!
The plan has changed!
Give me a swear word! A swear word!
Is it hard?
It's hard!
Anything is fine.
Oh, you can do it?
I passed the dog test!
No, I didn't!
You said it yourself!
No, I didn't!
Yes, I did!
Wow, wow, wow!
It became a my boom!
Boom, boom, now boom?
That's me, isn't it?!
For a while, we were doing a combination of 'now boom'.
That's me, isn't it?!
I looked it up!
That's me, isn't it?!
I did it for myself!
That's me, isn't it?!
Wow!
But everyone looked it up a lot!
Thank you!
Suddenly, it's been a week!
Thank you!
Okay, with that, it's over!
How was it, Ms. Natsunaka?
It was good!
Thank you!
That's unfair!
No, it was just a coincidence!
It was just a coincidence!
Don't say it!
It's not!
I was surprised!
That's me, isn't it?!
Why?!
Who should I say it to?!
I like you!
Me too!
It's a good combination!
Now, let me announce the last talk theme and catchphrase.
Here it is!
The talk theme is "ske48" and the catchphrase is "whatever", "be strong", "why did you say it twice?"
There are three of them!
Out of the three, "whatever" is fine, right?
That's right! Out of the three, if you say just one of them, it's fine.
This is a real rush.
Oh, you can do it, right?
Yes!
"ske48", how about it?
"whatever", right?
Yes, yes, Fukkai-chan!
At "ske48"'s "team e" park, you always dance in the same place incorrectly!
Be strong!
Yeah!
That's good, that's good.
That's kind of you.
No, if you think about it like that, I'm the oldest here today.
Me.
You're in the first half of the group.
Yes, I'm in my 11th year of acting career, but I have the least "ske" jobs here.
It looks like it, but I'm the least popular.
Well, do your best!
Wait a minute!
It didn't come up!
Hey, there's "ske48"'s official website, have you seen it?
Oh, I don't know much about it.
You haven't?
But it says your height and stuff like that.
It says you're about 153cm tall and 150cm wide, but I'm 161.2cm tall!
I don't care!
She said it!
By the way, I'm 163cm tall.
I don't care!
It's coming up! It's coming up!
It says I'm 153cm tall, but I'm actually 163cm tall!
I don't care!
It's coming up! It's coming up!
I ate donuts for breakfast today.
What's with you?
Get a hold of yourself!
Wait a minute!
I don't care!
Theme! Theme!
Theme has nothing to do with it!
What is it?
"ske48" isn't in it!
I don't care!
Mom!
Can you hear me?
I'm GMS's leader! Leader!
Why'd you say "leader"?
It's coming up! It's coming up!
I'm a senior, but I can't be a leader!
Hey!
Get a hold of yourself!
Look! Look! Look!
Yamauchi-chan, you're the only one bearing sadness!
You're the only one bearing sadness!
I don't have anything!
You don't have anything!
You're strong! You're strong!
You can do it!
Thank you!
Oh, Fukai-chan!
I'm 17 years old, but a fan told me the other day that I'm 35 years old!
It doesn't matter!
Oh, that "ske" character! It's a "dragons" color, isn't it?
It doesn't matter!
Oh, but under that is "half-body", isn't it?
It doesn't matter!
Oh, under that! Under that is "carp" color, isn't it?
Get a hold of yourself!
Hey!
That's not how you say it!
Oh, and if you put white in "ske48", it'll be my "siren" color!
Oh, that's great!
That's not how you say it!
What's wrong with it?
Is it a "siren" color?
No, no, not at all!
It just depends on whether you say it or not!
It doesn't look like it!
How does it look like?
Well, I guess it's because you're an adult!
Because you're an adult!
What's wrong with you?!
I can't think straight!
Time's up!
But you know, you're all really good at this!
Oh!
You're all wet!
I don't care!
That was a tough one!
How did you like it?
We were talking about it and I realized that you like eggplant!
You like eggplant?!
I didn't know you like eggplant!
Really?!
I just realized it!
You better watch out!
I saw it! I saw it!
I saw it!
Finally, the two finalists of the second group will be announced!
Then, Mr. Nasu Nakanishi, please announce the first finalist!
I will announce it!
The first finalist of the "Variety Tsume-yato Zero Koji" is...
Ms. Hidaka!
Congratulations!
What did you leave behind?
I left behind...
You left behind?
I left behind stability in everything.
That's right!
I didn't go too far.
There were many things like that.
Veteran's movements.
Properly.
That's great!
That's great! I was prepared for it!
Congratulations!
I'm happy! I'm surprised!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Then, please announce the second finalist!
I will announce it!
The second finalist of the "Variety Tsume-yato Zero Koji" is...
Yamauchi-san!
I'm so happy!
I'm so happy that I'm not good at something.
No, no, no.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy that I didn't get chosen and I'm graduating.
I'm so happy.
What was your decision?
Well, you said "I'm not popular" in the middle of it.
So, well...
As a memory?
Yamauchi-san!
Wait, graduation mode?
Yamauchi-san!
Wait a minute. What's wrong?
Why not me?
You didn't even get chosen by the candidates.
What?
I didn't get chosen by anyone.
Huh?
I was just hoping that one project would get popular.
Wow!
The entertainment world is harsh.
Next time...
Entertainment world is harsh.
The final battle!
Yes, money!
Give me money!
The old me!
Shut up!
Yes, the future me!
I don't know about the future me!
Announcing...
Entertainment world is harsh.
The winner is...
Entertainment world is harsh.