AISubs v3.5
"Variety showdown, zero-points for finger- pointing".
This "zero-points" will be decided by these 12 girls.
Some of them don't have much variety experience,
so they announced the topic a week ago and prepared a lot for it.
First of all, the two teams will have a separate preliminary round.
Each team will choose two girls who have more finger- pointing experience.
The four of them will play a final round.
The winner will receive a happy reward.
This time, it's a one-point second round.
Furthermore, it's a two-point second round.
Who will have more finger-pointing experience in "Variety showdown, zero-points for finger- pointing"!?
"Variety showdown, zero-points for finger- pointing"!!
Team "SOLIDAR"!!
We'll be waiting for you!
Here is our first and next project!
Product report!
Variety showdown requires the power of explanation.
In order to leave a finger-pointing impression, it is important to make the explanation interesting and funny.
So, please choose one of the products that you have prepared and present it in a very attractive way.
I see.
By the way, it is important for a variety show to have a good presentation.
That's right. It is very important to convey the good points of an item.
If you can do this, you will be able to get a lot of work done.
You will be invited to various programs.
This may be an opportunity for you.
Then, the first person to present will be a teacher!
Here you go!
Wow!
She is amazing!
She is a top-batter!
Ruu-chan!
Then, Edo-Elka-chan!
Which product will you present?
Here you go!
Wow!
A tap water!
Wow!
A tap water!
Can you do it?
Can you do it? Are you confident?
Yes! I will do my best!
You will do your best! That's good!
Yes! Attractive!
You are a top-batter!
Attractive!
Please do your best!
Then, let's start!
Edo-Elka-chan's tap water presentation!
Start!
Hello, everyone! I am Edo-Elka, a product navigator.
Today is the hundredth time!
Today, I will introduce you to this!
A tap water!
It's the hundredth time!
Can you imagine a life without a tap water while you are alive?
No, we can't!
Yes, you are right! A tap water is an indispensable existence!
Yes!
For example!
It's indispensable!
Yes!
I will continue!
For example!
For example, you are hungry but you don't have money!
You don't have food to eat!
In such a case!
You drink a tap water!
What did you say?
What's more!
If you touch the bottom of the cup in less than a minute,
we will give you a dam!
A dam!
We will give you a dam!
Yes!
Would you like to have a tap water in your house?
That's all for Edo-Elka's tap water presentation!
Wonderful!
We will get a dam!
It's amazing!
However, you can't have a tap water on the way!
You can't have a tap water on the way!
The only existence without a tap water!
You can't have it!
That's it!
Thank you very much!
So, Noel-ka-chan, thank you very much!
So, next...
Yes, yes!
Sugiyama Aika-chan, shall we go?
Shall we go?
Oh, Sugiyama-chan!
Yes, yes!
Do your best!
Yes!
Oh, you've already got it!
Oh, you've got it!
Yes, I'd like to introduce the toilet paper.
Yes, let's go!
Sugiyama Aika-chan's toilet paper presentation, start!
Well, "Japan Net Sugiyama," which started tonight,
will introduce you to this toilet paper.
No matter what you say, this toilet paper has a double- layered structure,
and it has a gentle shape for your skin.
Yes, that's right.
Now, it's in this one roll, but behind it,
we've prepared "wanderers" for you.
"wanderers"?
Does it mean 12 rolls?
Well, if it's one roll, it's 298 yen.
8 yen?!
Wait a minute!
In addition to "wanderers" behind it,
it's 30 yen!
How about it, everyone?
It's cheap, isn't it?
Now, we're waiting for more "ticket-to-ticket" dice,
so please buy it!
It's cheap!
Thank you very much!
Well, that's it.
How was it, Sugiyama Aika-chan?
It's about the same as the person who came to hit me once when I was in elementary school.
Well, but it was quite popular, wasn't it?
It was wonderful.
It was pretty good, wasn't it?
Now, let's move on to Asai Yuka-chan.
Wait a minute!
What's up?
Huh?
What does this mean?
I'll tell you in a smart way,
so please think of it as a bonus.
Oh, really?
Yes, of course!
Now, Asai Yuka-chan's photo book of Akari Suda's "presentation" starts!
Yes!
Today, I'm going to introduce you to this!
A photo book of Akari Suda's "how to become cute"!
Well, when I saw this, to be honest, my life changed!
Well, I'm member number 0.5 of Akari Suda family...
0.5?!
Yes!
That's how much I like her!
And I've already brought this with me...
A personal item.
Yes, it's a personal item, but what I like about it is...
I'd like to know about it, too!
It's Akari Suda's innocent smile!
Do you know it?!
Well...
One of the reasons I fell in love with Akari Suda is her innocent smile!
I fell in love with Akari Suda because of her innocent smile that no one can beat!
But in this photo book, not only her innocent smile,
but also her sexy facial expressions and mature facial expressions,
they're all printed out in print!
It's amazing!
I really want you all to see it!
On the back, there are pictures like this one and this one, which are a little sexy,
and there are pictures like mature ones, too!
I really love it!
Even for the camera man...
Oh, I'm so lucky!
It's a photo book filled with all of Akari Suda's charms,
so everyone, please buy it!
Thank you in advance!
Amazing!
It's only because I love Akari Suda that I was able to feel her passion!
"Do you know how good Suda is?" and she took a picture of him!
Her back was red!
I'm sorry, Suda. I'll wipe it off for you later.
But even though you like Suda, you dropped your photo album here.
I put it in here, but I'm sorry.
Who wants to present next?
Are you okay, Sugawara Maya-chan?
Leave it to me!
Let's have fun!
You're full of energy!
Then let's go!
Which item would you like?
For Inoue Elka-chan, I'd like to say this water hose.
You're pretty calm, aren't you?
I'm calm.
Are you calm?
Yes, I'm calm.
The more you say it, the less calm you are!
Are you really calm?
Yes, I'm calm!
We're going to do it now!
Are you calm?
Yes, I'm calm!
This is what happens when you put pressure on me!
Are you calm?
Yes, I'm calm!
Then let's go!
Sugawara Maya-chan's water hose presentation starts now!
Good evening, everyone!
This is Sugawara Maya's TV shopping!
Everyone!
The item I'd like to introduce you to today is this water hose!
This water hose!
It's a water hose that came out of my house!
This water hose is produced in Aichi Prefecture, Nagoya City!
I can drink it.
This is delicious.
Every morning,
I want to drink it every morning,
but
the water in my house
is too much,
so I twist it
and put it in this bottle one by one.
You can drink it
as you like,
but you can also drink it.
When you drink it, you can drink water for the rest of your life,
and you will feel like you are in the same body for the rest of your life.
If you put this water in the bath,
you will feel like you are in the same body with me.
So you can feel the vinegar in your eyes.
And if you call us within one minute,
you can get this
vinegar chicken.
You can call us within one minute.
Thank you very much.
The end.
Amazing.
It's the first time
for me to say "goodbye" so fluently.
It's the first time.
Thank you very much.
I'm glad.
Haruka Kumazaki.
Which product would you like?
Kibori bear.
It's completely plastic.
Kibori bear.
Can you say "konkon"?
Oh, it's kibori.
It's kibori.
Please introduce
kibori bear.
Yes, it's started.
Kuma Kuma Shopping Night.
Yes, that's right.
The product I would like to introduce this time is
this one.
Kibori bear.
It's light, and it's in good condition.
And this lightness is definitely a kibori bear!
It's definitely plastic.
It may look like plastic, but have you ever seen a kibori bear like this in plastic?
You haven't, have you?
You can put it next to you and sleep on it.
Or you can put it on your shoulder.
Or you can put it on your head.
Or you can put it on your shoulder and do something with it.
You can use it for anything!
The best way of using it is...
Putting it down!
Yes!
That's it!
Thank you very much!
That's great!
I'm sure she has a stock of it!
I can see how determined she is!
We're looking forward to it!
That was interesting!
Thank you very much!
Interesting!
Then...
Here you go!
Oh!
There you go, Suzuki-chan!
Please choose a product.
I see.
Serohan Tape.
Yes, that's good.
Is it good?
Then, let's go.
Suzuki Kokona-chan's Serohan Tape Presentation.
Start!
Yes, Kokona-san will introduce you to Serohan Tape.
Kokona-san has a different way of using it.
I see.
It's like locking up bad people.
Locking up bad people?
Bad people?
What is it?
I see.
Wait a minute.
What?
It's been a while.
I can't get out of it!
Really?
I can't get out of it!
What is it?
Until now, you could get out of it freely.
But you can't do it freely after you use this.
It's a monitor.
But it's expensive, right?
No, it's...
How much is it?
Yes, so...
This Serohan Tape-san is 5 years old.
5 years old?
Yes, 5 years old.
5 years old?
Yes, 5 years old.
Five years old.
Five years old?
Five years old!
And you're five years old.
Yes!
That's amazing!
And...
The price is...
How much is it?
It's not coming out.
It's...
It's not coming out?
I can't say anything in the middle of it.
Well, it's a secret.
It's a secret!
It's over.
Hey!
This is wonderful.
Excuse me, I called my manager.
The first and second games are over.
Who will advance to the finals?
Let's move on to the judging.
Nasu Nakanishi, who will advance to the finals, please make your first announcement.
Understood. I will make my announcement!
Variety Tsume-yato Zeropoji finalist is...
[Variety Tsume-yato Zeropoji finalist is...]
Sugaware-tenne!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
How do you feel right now?
I thought so!
I'm angry!
I'll withdraw!
I'm sorry!
I'm really happy.
I was really nervous.
I thought I was better at rehearsals.
I was nervous.
I thought I was better at rehearsals.
I'm really happy you chose me.
Thank you!
What does "choose me" mean?
No matter who sees you, you still have a mark.
That's right.
That's what's great about you.
Thank you!
Now, please announce the second finalist.
I will announce!
[Variety Tsume-yato Zeropoji finalist is...]
The second finalist is...
Inoue-chan!
Inoue-chan, congratulations!
Thank you!
How do you feel right now?
I'm surprised you chose me.
I'm happy!
Thank you!
Why did you choose me?
It's simply because you're cute.
You chose me!
Suzuki-chan, you were really good.
It's just...
As an adult, I don't think you can make it to the final.
As an adult...
With that said, the first group is...
Sugawara and Inoue advance to the final!
The second group is...
These members!
Thank you!
Let's move on to the first project!
Here it is!
"Slippery Story"!
Isn't it heavier than the first half?
It's painful, isn't it?
You don't like it, do you?
We don't like it!
How did you come up with it?
Are there any members you don't like?
All of a sudden?
We told you in advance that we would show you "Slippery Story", but...
Are you ready for our very own "Slippery Story"?
Yes!
It's not because we didn't do it in advance that we're doing it now!
Kitano, you have your own "Slippery Story", don't you?
I do!
I really hate this show!
She doesn't like it!
Well then, Kitano!
Please!
I'm from Gifu Prefecture...
She did her best to deal with it, but...
It ended up in a subtle atmosphere, so it's cut!
Well then, we'll show you "Slippery Story"!
In the middle of the box...
There are letters with our names on them.
The person I pick will show you "Slippery Story"!
I'm excited!
Well then, the first one to show you is...
Who is it?
It's me!
Ta-dah!
It's Yamauchi-san!
No way!
I'm going to sell! I'm going to sell today!
I'm going to sell!
Will you let me sell?
You don't look like you're going to sell.
I'm going to sell with this one shot.
Let's get started.
Yamauchi Suzuran's unspeakable story.
I play golf.
My best score is 78.
When I go to a course and play golf, there is a person called "Caddy-san".
"Caddy-san" says "faaaah" or "nice shot!"
He always cheers me up.
When I say "shall we play golf?" and wear a T-shirt,
"Do you know golf?" "Yes, I know."
"Nice shot!" I think you'll say it.
Then I said "me too!"
When I think you'll say "faaaah",
"faaaah", "faaaah", "faaaah"
"faaaah" said "Caddy-san".
"faaaah", "faah", "faah"
And I said it with a small voice!
My grandma said it when I was about 50 years old and said
Maybe you can't say it.
No problem! I'll say it myself!
Faaaaah!
When I was about to say it,
"faaaah", "faaah" kept on coming to my mind.
I felt like making another mistake.
I thought about hitting it again to the right, and it changed.
What a entertainer this Karen is!
And then, 18th hall.
I went to the end and I wanted to walk again.
Wait, I only missed it to the right today, so what happens if I miss it to the left?
You're curious, right?
I tried it.
And then, I thought I wouldn't be able to say anything, and it went bang! bang! bang! bang!
So you were using it to the right and to the left!
That's all for today! Thank you very much!
Wait, isn't it better to say it here?
That's what I just thought!
That was wonderful!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's announce the members who will be telling us wonderful stories!
Ta-dah! It's Fukai Negai-chan!
So, Negai-chan, are you confident?
No, I'm not!
No!
Are you nervous?
No, I'm not!
Now, let's get started!
Fukai Negai-chan, please tell us your wonderful story!
My wonderful story?
Basically, Mr. Stass, you can't ask me for that!
Ever since I was a researcher, as an uninteresting Osaka person,
I've been making my name known!
All the stories I thought were interesting will be forgotten!
I don't know why, but I'd like to do my best as an image reviver here!
During my self-restraint period, I went to a convenience store to buy bread!
As I was walking down the street to buy bread, I saw an old man talking in front of me!
I thought, "Oh, well, there are people like that," and immediately went into the convenience store!
He followed me from behind!
I thought, "Wow, I'm scared!", and immediately chose the bread I was looking for and lined up in a line!
Now, in order to maintain social distance, we go to the convenience store!
I was lining up in a line and waiting there!
Then, an old man came from behind and was around here!
I thought, "Social distance!", and said, "Please stop!", but
he had a face that didn't seem to listen, so I was waiting, thinking, "End it quickly!",
and the moment I thought it was a little dangerous, I was stabbed in the back with a pet bottle!
When I turned around, I was playing a demon's game, and I thought, "Oh no!", and now,
I'm sure it's common sense to keep a distance! I was scolded like that!
"Hey, you're not keeping a distance!", I thought, and I wanted to say it, but he's lived longer than me, and
I have to show a little respect, so I said, "That's right!", and the moment the old man tried to say "social distance"
I got stabbed in the back with a pet bottle!
I thought I shouldn't laugh, and I held it in, but in the end, I laughed and
I don't care if you come or go, but I left bread behind and went home!
I'm really sorry for laughing at you, old man!
That's funny, isn't it?
That's funny for everyone!
Are you okay?
How do you feel now that you've finished talking?
I feel like I'm bleeding.
You feel like you're bleeding, don't you?
But, you know, we small-town entertainers like to talk about pet bottles, don't we, MC-san?
I'm sorry, I had a bit of a problem.
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry, I had a bit of a problem.
Thank you very much!
Now, let's announce the next member who will tell us their story!
Who is it? Who is it?
Here it is!
Aomi Hinana-chan!
Aomi-chan!
Nice to meet you!
Aomi-chan, are you confident?
Your costume! Your costume!
Your shoes are broken!
Wait a minute! Those shoes will definitely slip!
Well, let's get started! Aomi Hinana-chan's slipless story! Please!
Yes, I heard it from a friend of mine.
The three of us wanted to get a car license, so we said we'd go to a car shop.
Then, one of us was driving, so we said we'd go see it, and we saw it.
Then, only one of us didn't move forward at all, even though he was driving.
I wondered why, and I asked him later, and he said he was very nervous.
It's his first time driving, and he's scared.
So, the instructor said, "Shall we start?" "Shall we put the change lever in the drive?"
So, I said yes, and I was sweating as I was driving, but I couldn't move forward at all.
I wondered why, and I kept driving, and I looked sideways, and I was holding the instructor's hand.
It's true!
And the instructor said, "Are you kidding me?!" And he was very angry.
Thank you!
I'm jealous!
Are you jealous?
I'm glad!
The car was nice, too.
It was a good car.
It was well-organized, wasn't it?
Thank you!
If I remember correctly, you didn't have any shoes earlier.
They were just big ones.
It's funny!
It's the second half of a high-level talk.
I'm happy!
How was it, Suzuki-chan?
I thought it was amazing.
Even in the air, you lost by 10-0.
Next time...
The second half of a high-level talk.
The second match is a tug-of-war match!
- Fine, I'll go home by myself. - Go ahead.
- Comanets! - What?
Who will advance to the finals of this fierce battle?!
A collaboration project between Nagoya's charismatic rapper, Yofu Karma and SKU48!
Will the members show their true colors in a rap battle?!
[Rapping in Japanese]
I'm back, I'm on stage
Sakamoto Marin, I'm calling you here
I'm too young for this generation
Show me your true colors
I got into SK when I was in elementary school
My dream soon became this
I became a member of GUTS FUN
The scenery I see has changed
I can't dance, I don't have enough consciousness
It's my turn to perform, but I'm cut off
It's not enough just to say "I love you"
I won't give up, this is life!
From the outside, I'm a sparkling idol
If you open the lid, it's a harsh survival
Did I get results after four years?
Or was I just dreaming?
I'm late for my graduation from my research school
My motivation is calling me to work
I can finally see my flaws
I can't connect with my seniors
I can't get involved, I don't have self-confidence
I can't show myself in front of the people I admire
If I don't know how to team up, I'm out of power
If I'm satisfied with just being on the side that supports me
That's it
If there's a future, let me know, it's my time
I'm from GUTS FUN and I don't have enough characters
The right answer as a marine idol
It's not enough just to say "I love you"
That's it, but I won't give up
I want to show the charm of SKE
I want people outside to know about me
I did it! You're in too!
No SKE, no life!
Thank you very much!
Thank you for your hard work!
How was the rap?
No, it's nothing special.
Thank you very much!
Mr. Karma, do you like SKE too?
I'm already Sugichiru.
Oh! Yes, I'm also Sugichiru.
Oh, I see! You're a senior.
Thank you very much!
You're a guide member.
There's something I want you to do with me.
Would you like to say "let's do it together"?
Seriously?
If you say "one, two", let's say "let's do it together".
One, two!
Let's do it!
What is this?
Let's do it!