AISubs v3.5
A.K.A. Pocky's "Zero Position"!
"Team Sparda", "Ability Extermination", "Under Battle"!
The day after February...
Tonight, "Zero Position"'s biggest prank project will unveil!
"Zero Position" has begun!
Our star tonight is this person!
Ta-dah!
It's me, Kaori Matsumura!
I, Kaori Matsumura, will graduate from "SKE48"!
Last year, Kaori Matsumura announced her graduation from "SKE48", which she spent eight years in.
This is so heavy!
As "Zero Position"'s first MC, Matsumura has left behind a lot of behind-the-scenes stories.
She's been thinking of a grand graduation plan.
The other day, when she appeared at a photo studio event in Takayanagi...
She said she wanted to get married within this year!
And with that...
Kaori Matsumura's graduation plan!
Pre-wedding prank tour!
So that you can come whenever you want,
let's have you practice a lot!
The one who cooperated with Kaori Matsumura's pre- wedding prank tour is...
The cheap, fast, high-quality, and well-known...
Ms. Suma-con, who took over the wedding ceremony!
Do you know her?
I know her!
Today's prank tour...
Ms. Suma-con will fully cooperate!
Ceremonies, dresses, cooking, and more...
On a grand scale...
Ms. Suma-con will celebrate Ms. Matsumura's pre- wedding ceremony!
So, of course...
For Kao-tan's pre-wedding ceremony...
We have wonderful guests!
They are...
Yes!
Amazing!
Of course, there are serious staff members!
Yes!
There are people who are always in a good mood!
Thank you!
This time, we will keep it a secret for Kao-tan...
Yes!
Kao-tan is...
Ms. Suma-con's campaign model!
That's what she's been talking about!
There's no way that's true!
Without knowing that it's a fake campaign...
We've prepared a video of them having an exciting meeting!
Please watch it!
Here you go!
Kaori Matsumura...
The next day of her graduation concert...
At a wedding dress specialty store in Tokyo...
Ms. Suma-con's staff and the ad agency helped her out...
And they held a fake campaign meeting!
It's in Nagoya!
We have a lot of commercial ads in Japan...
So, if you like...
We can put up signs in front of you...
We'd love that!
What's that?
There are a lot of websites that are popular online...
So, we'll think about those websites...
Yes!
And we'll move forward...
Thank you!
As for the dress...
Basically...
You can choose whatever you like...
I'm so happy!
And we'll decide on the direction...
That's right!
So...
Please choose for now!
What?
Sleeves...
Sleeves... Sleeves are over there...
I'm really curious about the sleeves...
I'm really curious about the arms...
What should I choose?
But I'm a little curious about this...
Sleeves...
There's a lot!
Everyone...
It's cute!
It's really cute!
It's not a bandana!
The sparkles are no joke!
There's a lot of things...
It's amazing!
I've never worn this type of thing...
It's amazing! It's cute!
Isn't this the one where the mirror gets thinner?
The one that gets thinner...
Let's go and check it out!
It's different again!
It's completely different!
What should I do?
It's cute!
It's really different.
It's amazing!
It's like an idol group.
That's right.
It's like young people in their 20s.
I told you earlier, didn't I?
I chose a foreign model.
Is that so?
It's my style, so you can choose as you like.
I'm a person with high tension.
I think I was taller when I was singing.
It's like this.
I did it!
I like muscle and slender girls.
I like slender girls.
I've been saying I want to get married for a long time.
I'm very happy to be able to work.
I think I can show you my dress.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm very happy.
I did it!
You wore a lot of wedding dresses.
And you said "it's cute".
It's not too much.
You only said "it's cute", didn't you?
By the way, I heard from Kautan that you contacted Makiko.
Yes.
I chose that dress and we worked together.
Kautan lost 3kg at the concert.
I told her "let's go eat something delicious".
And she said "I can't rebound".
"What's wrong?" "Let's eat something delicious".
And she said "I decided to wear a dress".
I was very happy.
We didn't say anything, but she said "what's this?"
And she said hello to other passengers, too.
You are beautiful.
Thank you.
You have round ears.
Everyone is wearing cute dresses.
How do you feel about pranking Kaori?
I have never done it before.
I want to say it, but I can't say it.
I'm looking forward to it.
I've never done it before.
I'm not that big.
Mom, come here.
Mom!
She was choosing a dress.
I thought she was a girl.
I'm looking forward to seeing Kaori.
What kind of face will she make?
My heart hurts a little.
I'm looking forward to it.
This is a group of young people.
Young and old.
If Kaori were to get married,
how would you feel?
My relative's sister.
She's getting married.
She came to celebrate.
She's my relative's cousin.
She's cute.
She's wearing an adult dress.
I chose it with my mom.
Please tell me a good story.
I'm looking forward to it.
My mom bought it for me.
I didn't have it.
They are serious people.
Hello.
I'm Ka...
I'm Kaori's cousin.
I'm glad you brought a camera.
I'm Kaori's cousin.
Thank you.
Congratulations on your wedding.
Thank you.
How do you feel about coming here?
I'm excited because of my cousin's face.
I've been watching you.
I'm happy to be here.
I might cry if I see you in a dress.
If you have a plan like this,
please join us.
Please join us.
Thank you.
He looks like a person who does nothing.
He's serious.
He's a mobile person.
Please enjoy it.
I've been watching you for 7 years.
I'm sure you'll get married today.
I'd like you to marry me.
Please apply for marriage.
There are many people here.
Yes, there are.
Kaori is now on the 2nd floor of this venue.
She's actually shooting.
I'd like to see it.
I'd like to wait until she comes back.
I'm looking forward to seeing her face.
I think I'll stop time.
I'm looking forward to seeing your face.
I'm looking forward to it.
Meanwhile, Matsumura doesn't know anything.
It's news every day, so I haven't seen you for a long time.
I haven't seen you for a long time. I'm sorry.
I've been looking forward to it since last night.
I've been taking a bath and massaging.
Good morning.
I'm sorry. I feel weird.
I'm sorry.
I'm looking forward to it.
You're really beautiful.
Yay!
I'm going in.
Where is your hand?
It's about my waist.
I'm in.
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm always over there in Chapel.
I'm like, "Oh, that's how it is."
On the contrary, I'm like, "What is it?"
I was happy to be able to practice lying down.
I was happy.
Thank you very much.
What do you think of the material?
It's really cool. Just like in the picture.
I think it would be better to do this at the heroine venue.
I'm heading there.
Finally, Matsumura goes to the heroine venue.
How will Matsumura react?
Please look forward to it.
I'm shooting from below, so please go straight without turning around.
Let's go.
What?
What? Why?!
What?!
What?! Why?! Why?! Wait! Wait! What?!
What?!
What?! Why?!
What?!
What?! Why?! Why?! Wait! Wait! What?!
What?!
What? What? Why?
What? What? What? What? What? Wait a minute!
What? What? What? What? What? What? Wait a minute!
Sorry to keep you all waiting so long.
This is the bride and groom's entrance!
Please welcome them with a big hand!
What is this?
So cute!
What is this?
So cute!
What is this?
So cute!
Ladies and gentlemen, please have a seat.
Wait a minute, what is this?
What is this?
So cute!
You are also in the video!
Wait, what is this?
Is it a prank?
What is this?
What are you doing here today?
Today...
Yes?
I'm shooting a video for Sugukon Nabi...
Sugukon Nabi?
Oh, no!
I thought you were a person.
Oh, no!
I thought you were a person.
A person?
Wait, I'm sorry.
I'm shooting a video for Sugukon Nabi.
A campaign model?
Yes!
Congratulations!
Wait a minute!
It's all a lie!
Why?
So, we decided to hold a wedding party for you.
So, we asked your smartphone to cooperate with us.
Wait!
It's all a lie!
What's your target?
She's a zero position trainer.
Thank you.
Isn't it too much?
It's too much.
Did you see my dress fitting?
Yes, we saw it.
Thank you.
Your dress was too tight.
Why?
Congratulations on your graduation, Kaori!
Your idol life has been full of failures, but I hope you have a happy wedding!
Kaori Matsumura's pre-wedding ceremony!
You look really beautiful.
You really did it.
I was really surprised.
From now on, this person will be in charge of the wedding ceremony.
Please allow me to introduce myself.
I'm 35 years old and single.
I'm not in a position to host a wedding ceremony.
I'm a TVS announcer.
My name is Mayumi Mizuno.
Thank you for your kind introduction.
Today is a pre-wedding ceremony, but I'll host it as if it were a real one.
Please take care of me.
Well, let's get started.
What are you doing?
From now on, Kaori Matsumura will host the pre- wedding ceremony.
Before I start the ceremony, I'd like to say hello to Kaori Matsumura, the bride.
Kaori Matsumura, it's nice to meet you.
Seriously, you're really annoying.
You're really annoying.
You have a bad mouth.
What should I say?
I've said a lot of things, haven't I?
Thank you for coming to our bride and groom's wedding ceremony.
I hope you will enjoy it even a little bit.
I will do my best to make it come true after graduation,
so I hope you will join us in the real ceremony.
I'm a little surprised that the zero-position is too slanted up.
I hope you will enjoy it.
Thank you for your serious speech even though I asked you for a big round of applause.
Now, on behalf of all of you,
I would like to invite Ms. Saito Makiko, who is a senior and captain of SKE48, to give us the wedding invitation.
Thank you for coming.
Today, Kaori and...
Hagen.
Today, we are celebrating your wedding and wedding dress.
Congratulations!
Please tell us about yourself.
I'm Kaori's boss, Saki Kim. Nice to meet you.
We would like to give you three bags of happiness.
The first one is this.
Gloves when it's cold.
You will wear gloves when it's cold.
The second one is this.
I think it's very important for you, Kaori.
A bag of cash when you go to the supermarket.
I would like you to explain this.
I'm very grateful for you, Kaori.
The third one is this.
I think it's very important for you, Kaori.
A garbage bag you use twice a week.
You shouldn't smell it at home.
So, I would like you to use a garbage bag twice a week.
I'm very grateful for your introduction.
I would like you to enjoy it.
So, it's not easy, but I would like to say goodbye here. Thank you for today.
Thank you very much.
Then, I would like to move on to the toast greeting.
Then, I would like to represent you for the toast, and I would like to ask Ms. Takasumi Kiya, who has been treated for baldness, to say goodbye to you.
Thank you very much!
YES! BALD CLINIC!
I'm Matsumura-san's bald owner, Takasu Mikiya.
When I first met Matsumura-san, I think it was on Google+,
I was stressed out and had a bald spot.
She asked me for help and asked me for sponsors.
She applied for me right away and came to Takasu Clinic with her manager.
I applied right away.
At first, I had hair cells activated about once a month.
I kept hitting it and endured the pain.
Little by little, my hair grew and became what it is now.
After that, when I won the general election and became 13th place,
I broke the TV rules and said, "Thank you, Takasu Clinic."
Since then, I've been Matsumura-san's big fan.
Even after I graduate, I will continue to support Matsumura-san.
Of course, I will continue to support SKE48 in the future as well.
Everyone, thank you in advance.
Now, for a toast, please do it at Yes! Takasu Clinic.
Everyone, please hold a glass in one hand.
Yes! Takasu Clinic!
Thank you very much, Dr. Takasu!
Now, I would like you to enjoy a delicious meal.
Now, I would like to explain this meal.
The whole dish is a smoked salad with shimaji mushrooms.
The soup is a squash spotage.
The fish dish is a sea bream and blue crab cream stew.
The meat dish is a beef steak red wine sauce from Gaucho, Australia.
The dessert is a strawberry panna cotta with pralines.
Now, I would like you to enjoy your meal and take your time to think about it.
Congratulations!
I found a lot of things.
Wow!
It looks delicious.
It's delicious.
It's not sweet.
I'll eat it.
Oh, you're singing, too.
Yes, I sing.
What is this?
It's delicious.
Please look at the camera.
Oh, it's big.
I'll do it the other way around.
In the meantime, I'd like you to take pictures of Matsumura-san's rare Instagram photos.
Wow!
It's really beautiful.
I'll eat it.
It's really amazing.
Wait a minute.
It's cute.
Really?
It's cute.
I'll do it again.
It's amazing.
What is it?
Why?
Why are you here?
Did you know about this place all the time?
Really?
Yeah!
I did it!
Thank you for the food!
It's the rarest!
Why?
Did you really save it for me?
No, I didn't.
Wait a minute.
Are you serious?
Since when have you been deceived?
Since when did you know about it?
Did you also do fitting?
I don't want to say it, but show me.
Show me!
I don't like it!
I think it's the rarest of all.
Really?
I'm sorry.
What should I do?
I don't like it when I'm serious and I'm not serious at all.
Matsumura and Kaori's pre-wedding ceremony is still going on!
I'm sorry! I'll punish you with a year's punishment!
Gaori has been working hard all her life.
Congratulations on your graduation, but I'm a little lonely.