AISubs v3.5
OK, nothing too much!
Oh my good father, Kourin!
Yoshiko!
Tonight is "Zero Quotidian Travel - Complete Edition"!
There's a lot of premiere footage and we don't have even a second of time, so let's get right to it!
Here you go!
So, everyone, did you eat your meal?
Thank you for the meal!
Well then, we'd like to move on to the program you've all been waiting for!
What is it?
"Anison Shibari Karaoke Competition"!
"Zero Quotidian Travel - Complete Edition"!
First off, let's start with "Anison Karaoke"!
Our top fun characters are Matsumoto Chicago!
Please, come on up.
What will you be performing?
I'm going to sing Dr. Slump, Alane-chan's "Y! Y! World"!
Are you really going to sing it?
The top batter is Chikako Matsumoto.
Her famous anime song is starting off with a grand opening!
Let's begin with entry number one, Chikako Matsumoto's "Y! Y! World"!
Here you go!
Y! Y! World
"Who?" "Me!" "Me! Me! Me! Me!" "Correct!"
That was pretty good, wasn't it?
Yes, we practiced a lot at home.
You practiced a lot?
I thought you'd come all the way here, but you went back there.
Let's move on.
The next singer is Ishikirena.
Please stand up.
What will you sing for us?
I will sing "Evangelion's Cruel Angel."
Evangelion's Cruel Angel.
How was it for you two?
Mine was pretty well-made.
Next up is Ishikirena.
A young man who is worried about his song's quality is singing it.
The second singer is Ishikirena.
She will sing "Evangelion's Cruel Angel."
Yes, well...
I'm sorry, but I have a request.
It's starting!
I want to go on a date with you, Takayanagi-san!
What is that supposed to mean?!
It's starting!
What will you sing for us?
What will you sing for us?!
Evangelion's Cruel Angel.
I'll go first.
Everyone, make some noise!
Even if the blue wind knocks on the door of my dream,
I'm the only one who's staring and smiling.
I'm the only one who's thinking and seeking.
Even fate doesn't know my painful eyes.
But someday you'll notice, won't you?
That behind you, there are wings for you to fly high.
Evangelion's Cruel Angel.
Even if the wind knocks on the door of my dream,
I'm the only one who's staring and thinking.
I'm the only one who's thinking and seeking.
Congratulations!
So sudden!
OK!
I see.
What's up, Nea-chan?
Was that your strategy from the beginning?
I missed the timing.
Next up is...
Uchiyama-san!
You came out pretty early!
What will you sing for us?
Evangelion's Cruel Angel.
I don't think many people know it.
We don't know it.
But it's Uchiyama's specialty.
That's right!
Next up is...
Uchiyama Miko and...
Saito Taiko's specialty song!
You're a shark!
Why does the sky fall and turn blue?
You're a shark!
Now I'm wandering in search of you.
I'll burn everything hotly.
I'll jump into the void.
Tomorrow...
You're going on a journey.
You lost sight of tomorrow.
Get it back.
Thank you very much.
I'm grateful and moved that you invited me.
I was a little nervous in the beginning.
Were you sweating?
I was having fun with people around me.
Next, you two.
Ms. Ayaka Ohta and Ms. Izumi Nakamura.
A young couple will appear.
What will you sing for us?
"Youkai Watch"'s "Youkai Colonel" is the first one.
Earlier, I asked the staff if there is anyone who wants to sing.
Ms. Chikako Matsumoto.
Ms. Yusuke Kudakagi.
Ms. Saki Takeuchi.
As our back dancers...
Please dance for us!
I'm surprised.
Did you ask if there is anyone who wants to sing?
There is a survey.
I asked if there is anyone who wants to sing a song in the survey.
You wrote it, didn't you?
I wrote it!
We wrote it together!
I wrote it!
No!
We were thinking about it together.
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be scared.
We were together, so we wrote it together.
Why are you back dancing?
With their seniors' back dancing, Ota and Nakamura's youthful combination wins!
Fight!
♪ I woke up in the middle of the night ♪
♪ Why did you wake me up? ♪
♪ Why did you wake me up in the morning? ♪
♪ You are ♪
♪ a monster, aren't you? ♪
♪ What time is it now? ♪
♪ One o'clock in the morning! ♪
♪ I woke up in the middle of the night ♪
♪ Why did you wake me up in the morning? ♪
♪ You are ♪
♪ a monster, aren't you? ♪
♪ Why did you wake me up in the morning? ♪
♪ You are ♪
Why did you wake me up in the morning? ♪
The three of you have been overwhelmed by your ability to express yourself.
You are the back dancers of your seniors.
Let's move on.
The next one is Yuki Arai.
I don't watch animation very much.
Animation?
What is the English word for animation?
The only animation I often watch.
What is it?
It's called "Morning View" by "Beauty and the Beast".
Do you know what it is?
It's in English.
You sing it in English?
I'm a little scared if I can't do it alone.
My English is difficult.
I want you two to dance the role of "Beauty and the Beast" behind me.
Who do you want?
"Beauty" is "sire".
"Beast" is "chicago".
Yuki Arai sings "moist" in English.
Please pay attention to the ad-lib play of "Beauty and the Beast".
The movie "Beauty and the Beast" will be shown in the English version of "Morning View".
It's a good atmosphere.
Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot
Elephants, monkeys, rainbows in the sky
♪ Won't you? Won't you?
♪ They go all the way and wait for you right away
♪ Just stay open and don't you say
♪ Every morning's just the same
♪ 'Til the morning that we came
♪ This morning it's undone
♪ Wouldn't say she goes like that, it's strange but I'm against you
♪ Baby I'm missing you everyday
♪ Baby I'm missing you everyday (No, don't put your hands up!)
- That's it! - Thank you very much!
- How was it singing, Alesan? - I kind of sang, didn't I?
- I'm a little nervous right now.
- You're late!
- Now, the next program is... - Yes!
- Enkai Game Tournament! - Yay!
- This year's also the opening! Quality completely ignored Enkai Game Tournament!
- We're looking forward to a wonderful Enkai Game!
- First, the top batter!
- The top batter is...
- Ms. Hidaka! - Ms. Hidaka!
- She's here! - What will you show us?
- I will show you... - Baseball MM!
- I've brought some new stuff for you. - Oh!
- Yes, I've brought some new stuff for you. - So... - Yes!
- I hope you like it. - Wow!
Hidaka's classic baseball MM!
Before we show you the new stuff, let's start with Ohakuku.
First of all, you know Ryosuke Hirata, right?
- Yes, I do. - Hirata.
I'll show you his routine when he's on the bench.
- I see. - Wow!
- There's a home base too. - Home base!
- Home base!
You're so small!
- That's it! - Wow!
- You do it! - You do it!
- This is a new one, so I'd like you to cooperate. - Yes!
- Could you stand in this row and be the bench members? - Yes!
- Please stand in front of me. - Yes!
- Please stand in front of me. - Oh, you're alone!
- I'd like you to play the role of Guerrero. - I don't know him!
- I don't know him!
- Someone play Guerrero!
- Oh, my Guerrero! - Oh, your Guerrero!
- This is the bench. - Bench!
- This is Kyoda. - Kyoda!
- This is Oshima. - Oshima!
- Um... Today's starting players are Ogasawara... - Ogasawara!
- Sugiyama!
- Um...
- Sakate... Um... Endo! - Endo!
- Endo!
- I'm going to play the role of...
- When Guerrero hits a home run...
- Um... When he comes back to the bench and appeals to the camera...
- Even though I didn't hit it, I tried to hit it with him, but Kamesawa forced me to do it.
- I didn't hit it! - I didn't hit it!
- Okay, Naru-chan hit it! - I didn't hit it!
- The next ones who will perform on the banquet are...
- Ego-san! - Oh! - And...
- Michino-san! - Oh! - Nice to meet you! Please come up to the stage!
- What will you do for us? - In 2017, I copied the song of Fusuya-san, which became popular.
- Oh! - Today, I want to do it with Ego-naru. - Wow!
- Naru-chan, I know you don't do things like "Ego - chan"! - No, I'm the most excited about it! - Oh!
- "Naru-chan, you're not like that!" I say that a lot! - Oh!
- Wow! - I've memorized it with that much enthusiasm!
- Ego-naru Fusuya, who was practicing right before the showcase, is in danger!
- Okay, Ego-san and Michino-san, please copy Fusuya's song!
- Hello! I'm Ego-Yuna! - I'm Michino-Naru!
- I'm Ego-naru! Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- Today, I have to do my best! - Yes! - Go, "Nothing Too Much"!
- "Oh! My! God! Mother! Corinne"! - Yes! - Yoshito!
- I'm going to do Fusuya's motto, which is to make a unique "Oh! My! God"! - Woo! It's cool!
- So, Naru-chan, can you be my assistant? - Oh, am I your assistant today? Okay, leave it to me!
- I'm telling you to do it! - No, I'm telling you to do it! - I'm telling you to do it! - No, I'm telling you to do it!
- I'm telling you to do it! "Day After Tomorrow"! - "Independence Day"! - Yoshito!
- Oh! My! God! - Yoshito! - Oh! My! God!
- Well, first of all, let's season "Oh! My! God"! - Oh, I got it!
- Do-do-do-do-do! - Don't worry! - One, two, three, and summer will come! - Yoshito!
Let's go!
- Well, well, well! - Thank you for the e-mail!
- Oh, it's coming to me! - Yoshito!
- Wait! I'll make you an oinari-san! - Really? Then I can make your unique oinari-san soon!
- Here you are, oinari-san! - Oh, it's so small!
- Is it really an oikari-san? - Oh, yes, it is!
- Here you are, oinari-san! - Oh, it's so small!
- Is it really an oikari-san? - Oh, yes, it is! I need you!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
- But it seemed like you were really good at kanko. - Yeah, you were!
- Cheers! - Cheers!
- I couldn't say "independence day" so I couldn't write it down. - You could say "i need you" though.
- Okay, let's see who's up next.
- Uchiyama-san! - Yes!
- Takayanagi-san! - Huh?!
- And... - Oh, I'm here.
Kitagawa-san, Isshiki-san, Inoue-san, please come up to the stage.
These 5 people were given the answer to "sunshine ikezaki-san" as "the best one-shot game".
Are you serious, Ryoha?
I can't do anything, so I have to write down the answer.
Since these 5 people wrote down the answer, let's do it one by one.
Please decide the order.
It's getting harder and harder, isn't it?
I want to go first.
Then, I'll go third.
Then, I'll go fourth.
What are you talking about?
Since it's a self-written questionnaire, let's have everyone do it!
I'll write it down for now, but I'd be happy if you could look at me and do it.
You're so kind.
Then, let's do it!
It's "sunshine ikezaki-san" five times in a row!
Please go ahead!
She's a natural born idol!
A woman who loved Kumamoto and was loved by Kumamoto!
She has a lot of rice fields and forests, but there aren't many people.
She's the mother of all...
Go for it!
She's the mother of all children!
Go for it!
Go!
Yeah!
She's a top-notch funk idol!
She's the strongest funk girl in the world!
When I first joined, I thought I could dance well,
but when my seniors told me I couldn't dance at all and I looked back,
I was always one step behind!
And...what was it?
Yes! I am...Shanshanin!
Shanshanin!
Go for it!
Yeah!
What's up with you guys?
I am...
A top-notch ice idol who happened to join!
I love ice cream and I'm a woman who's been loved by ice cream!
Ice...
Ice!
I'm the creator of all ice cream!
I am...
Sunshine...
Ki...
Ta...
Bo...
Ka...
Wa...
Yeah!
I'm a top-notch ice idol who happened to join!
I love ice cream and I'm a woman who's been loved by ice cream!
Wow!
All I can see is you!
I won't change my mind about you anymore!
Will you marry me?
What?
All of you! House, sea, farm!
House, sea, farm!
What?
I'm not crying. I'm crying.
I'm crying.
I'll talk to you. Don't worry.
Self-introduction MC, unit MC, whole class MC, all MCs are here!
One! Two!
One!
One, two...
Jesse!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you.
You're doing your best!
Yes!
Really!
I turned the fans against me.
Yes, I'm the father of all crazy nerds.
I love you all!
Thank you!
The next performer is...
Izumi Nakamura!
Thank you for coming!
Izumi, will you do it?
Yes, I will.
My special skill is a straight face.
Whatever I'm asked to do, I'll do it with a straight face.
Wow!
I'll show you how I do it.
Nakamura-san will have milk in his mouth.
It doesn't matter who you are.
Anyway, please make Nakamura-san laugh.
Shira-chan, will you do your best?
It doesn't matter who you are.
If you want to make Nakamura-san laugh, please stand in front of me.
I'll definitely make him laugh.
Can she make Nakamura-san, who has a straight face, laugh?
Nakamura-san will have milk in his mouth.
Can you stop laughing?
Even though you're making up stories.
Make up stories?
I'll show you Nakamura-san's special skill.
It's a straight face.
Start!
Oh, she's strong!
Oh, no!
She's strong!
Ashitama's impersonation of Fukuda Nobunaga and the Warriors.
Ashitama is...
She's definitely going to laugh!
Ashitama's impersonation of Yoshiro Yu.
You know, Ashitama...
She's similar!
...doesn't use a laser!
Yes.
I'm scared!
One more time!
Five shots!
It's going to break!
Unchoco-choco-choco-beam!
Chiku-beam!
La-la!
Pistol!
I'm scared! Seriously, I'm scared!
I'm scared!
I'm scared of this!
Copier! Copier!
No, Isurin, you're not laughing at all!
Nothing too much!
Oh, my God, Nobunaga is here!
Here we go!
Please, please, please!
Please laugh at me!
Thank you for the e-mail!
Don't come close to me!
Close your eyes!
Try to laugh!
Yes, born in love!
All right!
Today, we're at the party venue at "SK48"!
Let's watch the live performance of "Uchiha Masa" on site!
It's so funny!
I laughed! It's scary!
It's over!
This is your specialty, isn't it?
I drank it!
You drank it last!
You're kidding me!
But, Chikako-san was funny!
It's a shame!
Chikubeam!
Mana!
Yajuu!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Is it okay if it wasn't funny afterwards?
It was funny!
There were quite a lot of seniors and juniors.
That's right!
I want to do it again! I want to do it again!
When we were thinking of who to choose...
Their names came up in our minds.
No way! No way!
Why?!
Let's do it zero-position! The most serious!
Captain's fate prank!
Can't it be just the two of us?
Their decision was...
Even more!
After the "no-cut" meeting was over...
The video of the competition was also released!
What was the problem that couldn't be solved in 40 minutes?
There's a problem!