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We are SKE48!
Meijo University's college festival "zero-poji" surprise public recording!
We haven't announced anything!
We are completely in a panic state!
We can't rely on the warm support of our fans!
We will challenge SKE48's appeal in a completely safe environment!
Hello, everyone! We are SKE48!
At the beginning of the show and during the live performance,
it seemed as if they had grasped the feelings of the audience!
Kintaco Confession Championship!
Don't you have a secret love?
For God's sake, I will quit being an idol!
As they enter the variety show project,
the number of customers is decreasing and the number of customers leaving is also decreasing!
Will they be able to fill the venue with audience and raise SKE's popularity?
Please come and see us!
SKE48 "zero-poji" show!
Team SPARTA! Ability-based underbattle!
In this public recording,
under the guidance of three second-generation students and thirteen juniors,
they will appeal SKE's appeal in three variety shows!
The next show is...
You will be challenged for the next show!
The next show is...
Talk and Appeal! Idols Can't Talk!
This is...
Can't Talk!
From now on, the members will talk about things about idols that they can't talk about.
I hope you can show off your talking skills as much as you can.
This is fun!
Captain of the Escape Court...
I'm Captain, and this is Captain.
As soon as Saito Maku decides that the audience isn't having fun,
the talk is forced to end.
So it's up to me, right?
That's right!
So I hope you'll do your best to talk and make people laugh until the end.
Okay, members who will be participating in this talk, please come forward!
Who will it be?
Okay, so...
Just because you can't talk about things you can't talk about will raise the bar, right?
It will.
Who can do it best?
Me!
Lara-chan!
- Lara-chan! - Lara-chan will do her best!
Since you're the first one, stand in the middle and take center stage.
Are you mentally prepared?
Yes!
Then, let's start Lara-chan's "Idols Can't Talk"!
I'm sure you all know this, but I'm a member of a group called SKE48,
and I'm also participating in a very famous singing show.
- Oh, I see! - So!
Today, I'd like to talk about when I participated in "Music Station"!
I'm sure you all don't know what "Music Station" is,
but each member will be given a box of tissues.
It says "Music Station" in big letters, and each member will be given a box of tissues.
So, I finished recording and got a box of tissues.
I got on the Shinkansen and was waiting for the Shinkansen to go back to Nagoya,
and young girls were like, "Huh?"
Huh? Could it be...?
"Isn't it that?" And I was like...
And I looked at "Music Station" and thought, "Ah, I wonder if they noticed me."
And then, a few minutes later, they said, "Kotontonton," and I thought, "Ah, they're coming."
I thought, "I can talk to them! I'm so happy!" and I shook my head.
And then they asked me, "Where did you get that MC tissue?"
And I thought, "Well, I'm a cast member," and I was embarrassed about my past delusions and how I was doing,
and I said, "I was on "Music Station"!"
And then they said, "Ah, I'm sorry!"
They said, "You bought MC tissue!" and I was like, "I'm sorry!" and I went home crying.
I went home crying and I thought, "Ah, I lost to MC tissue," and I said, "I'm on "Music Station"!"
and I reacted to MC tissue, but they didn't react to me, and I felt really sad!
OK, that's it! Thank you very much!
Thank you!
It happens, doesn't it?
Yeah, it does.
It does?
Yeah, I'm like, "Who's going to react to me?"
I see!
Do you ever feel that way?
MC tissue is more famous, right?
Yeah, it says "Music Station" on it.
I lost to tissue.
I'm so frustrated.
OK, let's move on! Who wants to go next?
OK!
Ego-chan!
Ego Yuna!
OK, let's go!
Ego Yuna's "Idols Don't Talk!"
Start!
I'm in my third year of high school, working as an SKE, and I'm actually going to high school.
I'm going to high school, but actually, I was sent to high school and SKE when I was a student, but I have a problem.
I don't have any friends.
I'm talking a lot, but I'm sorry.
I don't have any friends, and I was really worried about it, but recently, I've been going to high school for three years.
As I kept going to high school, I found a place to stay!
It's a private bathroom.
I don't have any friends, and it's hard to stay in a classroom.
Recently, the bathroom has been renovated and it's really clean.
It's really clean.
And in the back of the private bathroom, there's a window and it's air-conditioned, and you can eat there.
So I don't have that many friends.
The bathroom at Meijo University was also very clean, so when I enter college one day, I hope you can be friends with me!
Thank you very much!
I was surprised. I didn't know.
It's the first time I've seen a private bathroom like this.
When you said "bathroom", I was thinking of giving you this.
But the topic of the bathroom is common in the world, so it's okay.
Who wants to go next?
Yes, I'll go!
Narumi Ichino, are you burned?
The sun is shining from this side, isn't it?
It's black.
Then let's go!
Narumi Ichino's "idols who don't slip" start!
Like Ego-chan, I've been an SK48 member for six years.
There are a lot of idol fans.
When I was walking home from work the other day, I thought someone was following me.
I thought I was in trouble, and no matter how much I run or stop, they just keep following me.
I thought it would be dangerous if I got caught, so I pretended to call my parents and tried to run.
The moment I tried to run, they said, "Excuse me," but I was wondering why they were following me like this, and I got irritated and said, "Can you stop following me because my house will be found out?", and when I turned around, they said, "I'm really sorry, but you're taking off your skirt."
I'm really sorry for running away! Thank you very much!
You're kind!
I thought you were my fan and ran away.
Even if you ran away like that, you didn't stop following me, did you?
I'm really sorry about that!
There are kind people out there.
We've been doing this for too long, I don't know what's going on anymore.
Okay, this is the last one.
The last one to say is...
Yes, I'm Arai Yuki!
I'm Yuki Yan!
Okay, let's get started.
Arai Yuki-chan's "Idols don't slip up" story, start!
I've been in SK48 for 4 years now, and I've had something I've wanted to say for about 2 months now, but I can't say it because I'm worried about other people's eyes.
But today, there aren't as many adults as usual, and it doesn't seem like we'll be exposed to management either, so I'd like to say something.
I'll say it in a low voice, so please listen.
Here I go.
We don't have a lot of pay!
Seriously?!
I've been living alone, and you know how you run out of money if you live alone, right?
So I got my salary at the beginning of the month, and for the first 3 weeks, I ate pizza and ramen and lived with a big smile on my face.
I was so happy!
However, for the last week, I started sweating a little and started eating leaves and stuff like that.
For the last two days, I didn't leave the house and drank water all the time.
I'm on a forced diet!
How about me?
You're out.
Time's up!
It's over.
Are you serious?
Huh?
Are you serious?
Yes.
The way you spend your money is weird.
Make sure you use it while you decide on your salary for the first month.
Don't get carried away and order pizza or something like that.
That's right.
There's a reason for that.
Save up and do your best!
It ended like this in the end!
Saito-san, can you show us your item?
This is our S.K. Forteat captain!
S.K. Forteat captain will now tell you an interesting story!
S.K. Forteat captain!
I've been waiting for this!
It's like we're changing the atmosphere!
With this, we'll end this corner.
Let's go around.
S.K. Forteat captain, Saito Makiko will tell you an interesting story.
Go ahead!
This is a very interesting story.
I'm going to tell you a very interesting story now.
I'm going to tell you a story that has made many people laugh.
I'm from Osaka.
When I got back to Osaka, it was very late.
My mom was already asleep.
While she was asleep, I went back to my room and came home.
My mom was in a bad mood.
I woke up thinking, "What's going on?"
I thought, "She's in a bad mood. She's angry."
I came home late and I felt sorry for her.
Then my sister came home.
She's a pretty mischievous sister, so she comes home pretty late.
I said, "Sister, I'm home!" and came home.
I came home pretty late and my mom thought I was angry again.
My mom thought I was angry and said, "What should I do?"
At that time, my mom got angry and said, "What are you doing?"
I thought my mom was very angry in the middle of the night.
I thought, "What should I do?" and my sister said, "I bought you lunch."
Yes, it's over!
Thank you very much!
Then my mom said, "Do you know this song?"
I said, "No, I don't know this song."
I've only done commercials with this song.
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
That's all for "Idols Who Don't Talk"!
Thank you very much!
The next is the last project.
Shall we call them?
Everyone!
Everyone! We are SK Hotel!
SK hotel!
We are SK Hotel!
Thank you for having us!
We'll be done in a few minutes, so please stop by and watch!
It's hot in here, but we're sorry!
Thank you!
We're not very famous, but please come and watch!
Thank you!
Then we'll move on to the last project!
The last project is this!
"Reaction Quiz" with Tired!
"Tired" means "lie" in Japanese,
and the members who will participate in this project are as follows...
From now on, five of you will eat super spicy cream puffs, which you know from variety shows.
There are a lot of mustard in it.
All of you will do a spicy reaction,
but only one of you will eat normal delicious cream puffs.
If it's a normal variety show, only one of you will eat spicy cream puffs,
but this time it's different!
Out of five of you, four of you will eat spicy cream puffs!
But why?!
Why?!
Today, out of five of you, four of you will eat spicy cream puffs!
I haven't heard of it!
I just said it!
You're so mature!
When we were practicing, it was the other way around.
You said only one of you will eat spicy cream puffs,
but in reality, four of you will eat spicy cream puffs.
So only one of you is lying?
That's right!
Even though only one of you is eating delicious cream puffs, you're pretending to be spicy!
Wow, you're a traitor!
I'd like you to guess which member is pretending to be spicy!
Now, let's see how spicy the mustard cream puffs are!
Captain of SKE48, please eat it!
Why?!
Because it's slippery!
Shall we eat it?
I thought only the visual members could eat it, so...
Then, please eat it!
Now, please eat it!
Thank you for the food!
Oh?
It stopped.
Hang in there!
Okay, let's start eating!
This is what will happen.
It's coming! It's coming!
Delicious, delicious, delicious cream puffs!
Spicy and delicious cream puffs!
Yes, it's like this.
Please choose which one you want to eat.
Are you really drinking water first?
I don't know what it looks like.
I don't know at all.
It's a very ordinary cream puff.
I think it's okay.
Line up where you like.
It's okay, don't worry.
Four of them are spicy.
It's almost spicy.
Yes, it's decided!
I'd like you to eat one by one in order, so I'd like you to take a good look at the reactions.
First of all, Yuzuki Hidaka, who chose the best one!
Then let's eat it right away!
Yes!
Please!
Yes!
The cream puffs we're about to eat are four out of five spicy.
Thank you for the food!
It's spicy.
Good luck!
Fighting!
Wow, even my body is red!
I can't do it!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
I can't do it!
Yes, this is the first reaction!
It may be a lie!
If it's a lie, it's pretty good, isn't it?
It's amazing, isn't it?
Then let's go to the second one!
Yes!
The second one I chose is Kitagawa Ryoha!
Then let's eat it right away!
Please!
It's hard.
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Huh? Is it talking?
Is it suspicious? Huh? Is it suspicious?
Huh? Is it suspicious? Huh? Is it suspicious?
I don't know.
This may be a strategy, so I don't know.
I don't know.
Then, Ishikirena-chan who chose the third one!
Yes!
Let's eat it right away!
Please!
Wow!
It's a scream!
I've never heard of it!
I don't usually scream like this.
Oh, this looks pretty bad!
I don't know!
Then, let's move on.
Let's move on.
Then, the one who chose the fourth one is...
Otara Ayaka-chan!
Please eat it right away!
Please!
I'll spit it out.
Otara! Otara! Otara!
Otara! Otara!
It's a scream!
I've spit it out.
It's not a big deal.
Huh?
That much?
Huh?
I'm starting to see Yuzuki-san more and more.
Then, let's move on to the last one!
Then, the last one is...
Izumi-chan!
Please eat the fifth one!
Please!
I'll eat it!
Huh?
Where is it?
Huh?
It's a scream!
Are you okay?
Is it over?
This is...
I don't know.
Who ate it all?
It's not all of it, is it?
Only one person ate it all.
It's really hard.
There are people who acted a lot, right?
That's right.
There are four spicy foods in this box,
but there is a liar who ate only one delicious food and got a spicy reaction.
I would like to ask you about that member.
Number one, Yuzuki Hidaka, lied and ate only one delicious food and got a spicy reaction.
Please give her a round of applause.
Number two, Ryoha Kitagawa, lied and ate only one delicious food and got a spicy reaction.
There are more people who lied.
Let's give a round of applause to the people we like.
There are a lot of people who lied.
Number three, Ayaka Ishikire lied and ate only one delicious food and got a spicy reaction.
Number four, Tayaka Ayaka lied and ate only one delicious food and got a spicy reaction.
Lastly, Izumi Nakamura lied and ate only one delicious food and got a spicy reaction.
Wow, that's a lot of people.
So, in this situation, the audience decided that they were lying about eating something delicious and doing a spicy reaction.
Now, let me announce the results.
I'd like you all to eat it again.
There are about two more of those.
Next, please be honest with your reactions.
One of you should say "delicious"
and the other four should say "spicy" again.
You all thought that Ryoha Kidagawa was lying, but let's see the results.
Let's eat it!
Here you go!
One, two...
Mac!
Wow!
We got it!
The correct answer is number two!
But Ryoha-chan lied about it!
Everyone in the audience, you're correct!
Really?
Why did you find out?
I don't know.
I didn't know.
Did you see it from behind?
I didn't see it at all.
It's because you're all smart.
That's not true!
Thank you for joining us!
That's all for today's "Reaction Quiz! Who Lied?"!
Thank you!
You all ate it so many times.
Now, let's welcome Koyama-san, the executive director of the school festival!
Did you see it?
It was so exciting!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you for having me!
Did you have fun today?
Of course! I'm not the only one who had fun.
I think the audience had the most fun.
Really? Thank you!
Thank you for having me!
Today, we're going to look at the members who had the most popularity and impact.
Koyama-san, please choose one of them.
Koyama-san with zero appeal.
Have you decided yet?
Yes, I have.
All right, then.
Let's get started with zero appeal.
The one chosen is...
Who is it, Koyama-san?
Who will it be?
I'll announce it!
The member with the most appeal and impact today is...
Who will it be?
It's Ichino-san!
What?!
What did you say?!
What?!
What did you decide?!
I decided not to slip. It was really fun.
Really?!
Your skirt flipped over!
My skirt flipped over?!
Really?!
I'm glad you flipped it over.
Really?!
Lucky, lucky!
I'm really glad you flipped it over!
Naru-chan, how did you like being chosen?
No, really, but like...
Everyone was looking at me and I was slipping all over the place, so like...
I thought I might have a chance!
A chance?!
You remembered, didn't you?!
Thank you!
The one who was able to shine with zero appeal is...
Ichinon's Darumi-chan!
As a member of the school festival, she can eat anything!
After this, Naru-chan will walk around with her panties rolled up!
I'll eat anything!
I'll eat anything! Everyone will eat anything!
With that said, I'd like to take this stage and...
Thank you!
The members have done all kinds of projects, but...
Everyone, did you at least remember a little about SK48?!
Thank you!
Did you like us?!
Naru!
Thank you!
Were you able to find us?!
Mikoto! Mikoto is really popular!
No, I'm really popular!
Mikoto is really popular!
Please!
It was really popular!
Then, Captain Saito, how was it?
Today...
It's hot and sunny, but...
There were a lot of people who watched us from the beginning...
Thank you!
There were a lot of people who watched us from the middle, and we were really happy!
Thank you for today!
Thank you!
Then...
Well, we were able to sing one song in the beginning, but...
There were a lot of people who came to us from the middle, so...
Today...
We'd like to sing one more song in particular!
We had a lot of fun recording today!
I hope you'll watch the broadcast as well!
Please call us by many names!
Please call us!
Please listen to us one last time!
We'll say it one more time!
"Palais" is "Emerald"!
This time, in "Complete Away",
the members tried their best to show off the charm of "SKE".
They struggled to fill the venue with audiences,
and did their best,
but it didn't lead to satisfaction.
However, the audience who stopped them were...
I didn't know, but when I saw them in person, they looked really cute.
They had a lot of energy.
I was curious about their faces.
Nakamura-san, I thought you looked cute when you nodded and stuff like that.
Hidaka-chan, you can do it!
I'm really happy you came today.
It was really fun!
It was my first time participating, but I really liked it.
Thank you!
In an environment called "Complete Away",
what did the members feel as a result of their harsh results?
- We did it! - We did it!
- I saw people going back and forth halfway. - Yeah, we saw it!
- It was really, really, really hard. - It was really hard.
- But it's real. - Yeah.
- I don't think it's a waste of knowing it. - Yeah.
- I think we learned how much we can attract people with this project. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
- When our seniors were doing it... - Yeah.
- They put in a lot of things like "gallo" and stuff like that. - Yeah.
- But we couldn't do it at all. - Yeah.
- So I think that's the problem. - Yeah.
- We learned how to respond when other people are talking like "holo" or when it gets quiet. - Yeah.
- We learned how to think and say things like "yubikake" and stuff like that. - Yeah.
- They were really happy just by waving their hands a little. - Yeah.
- We learned how to say "chorro" and stuff like that. - No! No! No!
- Don't! Don't say it, no! - No, you can't say that!
- No way! - I was really happy about it.
- I thought maybe we'd be able to use it more. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
- I think making good use of this will be our future goals, and...
- Thank you very much for everything. - Yeah.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- I hope we'll see you again! - Yeah!
- I'll do my best! - Make sure you'll do better next time!
- Yeah! - Yeah, we'll see you again!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
- Morning! - Morning!
- What should we do? - There's so much!
- It's cold! - Are you cold?
- I'm not cold! - I'm not cold!
- There it is! - It's cold!
- It's the best! - It's the best!
- Ah, half-cooked egg! It's so good!
- Ah, it's hot! It's hot!
- It's hot!
- Since we got waffles, we'd like to eat the recommended chocolate flavor!
- It's huge! - I think it's better half-cooked.
- It's sweet! - My mouth is covered in chocolate!
- I know chocolate is sweet!
- Everyone knows it!
- In 2018, the 10th anniversary of their debut, SKE48!
- An important year has begun, and the "Zero Poji 120 Minute Special" is on air!
- What will it be about?
Zero Poji 120 Minute Special
- The show's MC will have a serious talk with the person he wants to talk to the most!
- No stopping! A one-on-one "guards" talk!
- Broadcasting January 14th, Sunday!