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"Who is Golf No. 1?" "Zero-poji Golf Queen Deciding Match"!
This week's theme is "golf".
The absolute queen, Suzuran Yamauchi.
Golf beginners challenge each other.
Who is Golf No. 1?
They aim for the queen's seat and their expectations are high!
Who is Golf No. 1?
A golf match of bad feelings!
Who will win the game?
Today's commentator will be Miki Oda, Oda-san, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
She won 6 times in a row and is called Miki Oda.
She is also active on TVS's "Golf Midterms".
She will be our commentator for today.
We have invited people who are confident in their golf skills.
Yes.
Let's start with Ms. Yamauchi.
Ms. Yamauchi-suzuran.
Thank you for the flying skirt.
Nice to meet you.
She is the "golf queen" of AKB.
Ms. Yamauchi-suzuran.
Before becoming an idol, Ms. Yamauchi was serious about becoming a professional golfer.
Ms. Yamauchi-suzuran has a winning record in tournaments where famous entertainers participate.
How long have you been playing golf?
It's been 10 years.
That's amazing.
I started when I was 10 and I'm 20 now, so it's been 10 years.
By the way, what's your best score?
This year, it's 82.
That's great.
When I told my friends yesterday that I would do this job tomorrow,
they said that they didn't know anything about you.
I'm so happy!
Please don't say that.
Let me introduce you.
The second person is Ms. Goto Rara.
Ms. Rara is a professional golfer.
Let's do it more energetically!
Yes!
Thank you in advance!
She is the strongest in Dato Yamaguchi.
Goto Rara.
She has been playing golf since she was 7 years old and has been playing golf since she was 15 years old.
She has been playing golf for 8 years.
What is your score?
My best score is 85.
That's amazing!
Isn't your level high, Ms. Oda?
My level is high.
Tell me where you got your best score.
Guam?
No!
Starts.
Yes, there is.
By the way, why did you go to Guam?
I happened to go on a family trip.
At that time, my whole family went golfing.
You are a celebrity.
I envy you.
That's why you have such a high score.
Do you put in a lot of effort this time?
How enthusiastic are you?
Well...
You say you put in a lot of effort!
I put in a lot of effort!
I'm full of enthusiasm!
Right?
The third person is Ms. Anna Ishida.
Thank you in advance!
Hello!
Hello! Thank you in advance!
Thank you in advance!
Ms. Ishida, how long have you been golfing?
I have been golfing for about half a year.
Half a year!
Ishida Anna, who has been golfing for half a year.
In her experience, she is not as good as Goto Yamauchi, but...
But, you know, I drink really fast.
And I don't think too much about it.
You know, sometimes you shouldn't think too much about golfing.
But, you know, I think it's better for golfing if you think positively about it.
So, I hope you like golfing more.
I'm happy! You always tell me about golfing.
Oh, I see.
Then, I'll do my best as if I'm taking you out of the game.
Oh, you're right!
Ranran, let's take you out of the game!
Oh, I don't want to!
You're a master.
I'll do my best!
The fourth player is Madoka Umemoto.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm 23 years old.
You're wearing pink.
Yes, I'm wearing pink.
Do you like pink?
No, I don't like it.
Are you okay with my age?
Oh, you're 23 years old.
Yes!
Huh?
I almost died.
That's funny.
Ranran?
Madoka Umemoto.
She doesn't have much experience of golfing like Ishida.
But, she's good at playing golf.
Please pay attention to her butt.
Her butt?
Her butt is very distinctive.
Does it shake like this?
Yes, it does.
I'm serious!
That's great!
I can't deny it.
It does shake like this.
These four members belong to the SKE Golf Club.
There are three more members.
The fifth player is Ms. Fukushi Nao.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you, Ms. Nao.
Nice to meet you, too.
Ms. Fukushi Nao.
Yes?
How do you feel about playing golf today?
Well...
(Laughing)
She is the only member of SKE Golf Club who doesn't belong to SKE Golf Club.
Ms. Fukushi Nao.
She has been playing golf for five years.
How good is she?
For today...
Not for today, but for today...
I played golf with my dad the other day.
Wow!
That's great!
I'd like to make use of it.
I'd like to do my best.
In this matchup, five players will play four rounds in a row.
Each round will be awarded high points.
In the end, two players with the most points will advance to the finals.
And in the finals, a half-round of match play will determine who will go to Zeropoji.
Who will go to Zeropoji Golf Club?
The first matchup is...
The Dragon Match!
This matchup is literally a "team-shot" distance- to- distance competition.
One person can shoot twice for each shot.
The one who shoots further will be the winner of this matchup.
Will you measure the distance even if it's a rough shot?
We'll measure it even if it's a fair shot.
That's so kind of you!
Is it okay for me to shoot randomly?
Yes, it's okay!
If you let me shoot...
Even if it's a rough shot, they'll measure the distance.
Even if you don't have much golf experience, you still have plenty of chances.
The order of the shots will determine the winner of this matchup.
Ishida, Umemoto, Goto, Yamauchi...
The order of the shots will determine the winner of this matchup.
Okay, Ms. Ishida!
Yes!
Let's do this!
Okay!
Let's do it!
We don't have to think about anything, right?
That's right! We don't have to think about anything like we always do!
Anya, did you shoot?
Huh? I didn't!
You didn't?
I didn't shoot!
I think I can do it!
Here I go!
Oh!
Ishida-san, isn't it good?
Nice!
It's really amazing!
Is it good?
It's pretty good.
Isn't it?
I went a little to the right, but the distance is coming out.
I'm looking forward to that distance.
It's a record of 139 yards.
Great!
Oh! Nice!
A record of 139 yards!
Ishida, who has played golf for only half a year, scored the first shot under pressure and scored a record of 139 yards!
The second player is Umemoto, who has played golf for one year!
Great!
Good luck, Umemoto!
Ishida-san was just lucky.
That's right.
Surprisingly, if the first person takes a good shot, the second and later players will be under pressure.
That's right.
But if you jump over it...
Oh, my God!
Umemoto-san!
Isn't your butt too soft?
That's right.
Your waist is very soft.
So you don't have to put out your butt so much, but it comes out.
That's right!
I'm getting depressed.
I don't know anymore.
Please!
Umemoto-san's first shot!
Oh!
Isn't it good?
This is good, too!
If I hit it like this, it's pretty good.
This is it! This is it!
That's right. It's pretty good.
I think it's a high level.
The record is 118 yards.
Oh!
But it's amazing!
118!
Oh!
118! How about you, Umemoto-san?
Well, I think I did my best.
The record is a little unsatisfactory, but for a beginner, it's a great position!
Now, pay attention!
Oh, I'm glad I hit it!
Goto-san!
The third person is Goto Lala, one of the candidates for entry!
It's Goto Lala-san!
She's a golf player, isn't she?
She's a golf player, too.
There are quite a few.
I'm nervous.
What is it?
She started in Guam.
In Guam.
And she's in her 80s.
She's in her 85s.
Wow!
She's strong!
She's got a good vibe.
Goto Lala is the first person to pay attention!
Oh!
You hit the heel a little!
Oh, you hit it on the left rough!
You hit it on the left rough!
You focused on it, didn't you!
What's the record?
The record is 71 yards!
Mr. Goto, how was it?
I was a little nervous, but it's okay.
Do you think you can fix it next time?
Yes, it's okay.
Goto, who was expected to be a winner candidate from the pressure, made a miss shot!
At the point when the three of them finished shooting, Ishida is in first place with 139 yards.
Next up is the big star of the zero age, Suzuran Yanochi!
Mr. Goto is a must-win candidate, isn't he?
That's right.
Because he's everyone's teacher.
That's right, he's Mr. Rannan's teacher.
I've never seen Mr. Rannan fail!
It's that stable?
Yes, it's amazing.
Mr. Goto is playing golf now.
It's like he's used to playing golf.
All right, I'm going!
Please!
Please do your best!
This routine...
Nice shot!
Isn't it amazing?
Wow!
It's no good at all!
Now you're saying it's no good at all!
Thank you!
Just like Mr. Goto, I hit it a little near the heel, so I sliced it.
But it's still quite a distance away!
Yes!
That's amazing!
The record is 173 yards!
173 yards!
Wow!
Thank you!
Based on the record, how is it?
I feel like I'm in first place.
I can still...
I can still play golf!
Wow!
She herself doesn't agree with it, but as expected of Queen Yamauchi, she came in first with a strong will.
Next up is Fukushi-san.
Can I go now?
Yes, you can go. Are you nervous?
I don't like it because it's after Suzuman-san.
Let go of the pressure.
I'll do my best.
Do your best.
I've never seen Don-chan play golf before.
I've never seen it either.
I'll do my best.
Her skills are unknown. Fukushi-san's challenge!
What kind of shot will she show me?
First of all, from the form you're seeing for the first time.
Isn't it beautiful?
It's beautiful.
Can I go now?
Yes, you can go.
Fukushi-san's challenge!
It's worth paying attention to.
Wow!
It's flying!
Wow!
Nice!
Great!
Nice!
Wow!
Aren't you looking forward to measuring your record?
I'm glad.
I'm not going to do it for you, Obi.
It's right in the middle.
Do you usually fly like that?
I guess so.
But it's pretty easy.
You can do it like you usually do.
Yes, like I usually do.
I'm glad.
Your record is 178 meters.
Wow!
The match...
I don't know if it's going to work or not.
I'm glad.
It's an important match that you can't even imagine.
Fukushi broke her record of 5 yards.
She danced to the 1st place for a while at 178 yards.
Just like in the first shot, she starts from the stone. She wants to break the record, but...
How about this one?
Since it wasn't flying more than in the first shot, there's no measurement.
Furthermore, Umemoto continues.
Did it go to the right?
Come back!
What a shame!
This is also a shame.
She didn't break the record.
Next up is Goto's challenge.
The first shot was a missed shot, but...
Will she be able to recover?
Next up is Goto-san.
Goto-lala-san.
I was nervous at first because it was a missed shot.
This time, I want you to shoot like you normally do.
Your swing is very beautiful.
I'm nervous.
Next up is my second shot.
I'm going to switch places with the first one.
I'm nervous.
Goto's first missed shot.
There's no more room for error in her second shot.
That's great!
One to one!
Wow!
This is pretty good, isn't it?
This is flying!
I'm looking forward to measuring the record!
It flew comfortably now, didn't it?
Nice!
What is the record?
The record is 190 yards!
Wow!
190!
That's great!
It was great, wasn't it?
I didn't think I could do it.
I always thought I was with my family.
So...
I didn't think I could do it.
That was a great shot!
Thank you!
As expected,
the best score is 85!
With a perfect driver shot,
the record is 190 yards!
It's in first place for now!
Yamauchi is in third place,
and Fukushi is in second place!
Mr. Yamauchi!
That's right!
Mr. Yamauchi!
Please do your best!
Mr. Yamauchi, and...
Mr. Fukushi,
you are in third place now!
It's really fun!
But I have no choice but to do it,
so I'll do my best!
Please do your best!
Mr. Yamauchi's dragon match!
I was a little worried about
whether my teachers around me
would do well.
At first,
I may not have been able
to concentrate on myself.
Can you concentrate on yourself?
I can't put my feet on the ground,
but I feel like I'm floating.
It's okay!
Lower your center of gravity!
If you show your true power,
there is no doubt about it!
The truth is beautiful!
Isn't it going to stretch?
No, it's no good!
Will the ball not fly straight?
It went to the right rough.
But what about the record?
No, I don't think it can fly more than before.
Record, 176 yards!
Yamauchi's second time, 176!
It hit the camera, so the distance was lost.
Queen Yamauchi, record does not stretch!
Yamauchi's second time, 176!
No way, third place!
The remaining second place is Fukushi's!
Thank you!
Good luck!
Yes!
Rara-chan is also excited, isn't she?
That's right.
I'm excited.
The current top is Goto Rara!
Fukushi, will you make a comeback?
Oh!
It made a good sound.
The sound was good, though.
But...
What do you think?
But...
The result...
I don't know if it's good or not.
I'd say it's second place, but...
It's second place.
That's right.
Congratulations!
I'm surprised!
In this dragon match...
First place is...
Goto!
Yeah!
His record is 190 yards.
Nice!
Goto won the dragon match in close combat.
He now has 5 points.
As a result of Queen Yamauchi's unexpected 3rd place start...
You're struggling, aren't you?
Yes.
It's not good.
I've never skied in a match like this.
We're rivals who fight under the same circumstances.
So it's even harder for me.
The second event of the preliminary round is...
The second match is...
Near-pin approach match!
Yeah!
This match is a near-pin approach match.
One person will shoot twice.
Twice!
The ball closest to the first cup will be your record.
Here we go.
Even if you're not in the green cup...
If you're less than 20 meters from the pin, you'll be counted.
However, bunkers and obis are not recognized as records.
Ms. Umemoto will be empty.
What!? Why!?
In the previous match...
The person who was closest to the pin will shoot in order of 5-4-3-2-1.
It's not 1-2-3-4-5, is it?
No, it's not.
This 17th hole is...
115 yards.
Ms. Oda, what do you think about this distance?
Well...
Well, if you're a professional golfer, it's a wedge distance, but if you're an ordinary amateur girl,
well, 7th or 8th innings, and if you don't hit it, it's an I.O.T. club or something like that.
The first one is Umemoto's challenge.
Oh! Oh!
It went over there!
What a shame!
She can't set a new record for this one!
Next up is Ishida's challenge.
Oh!
This one, too...
Oh, it went over there!
She can't set a new record for this one, either!
Umemoto and Ishida are tied for first place.
This is bad.
They can't set a new record for this one, either.
Umemoto and Ishida have little golf experience, and both of them can't set a new record for this one.
The third one is Yamauchi, the queen, with an unexpected sign start!
Next up is Ms. Yamauchi.
Yes!
Um...
I think Minori's fairways are about what yard green is in.
- That's crazy. - Yeah...
I think it's about 105 yards with a pin.
- Ms. Yamauchi. - Yes?
Which club do you think is higher?
For now, I think it's 8th.
Ms. Yamauchi...
Will this club choice come out as 7th or 9th?
Please!
Oh, it's 9th!
This might be a little too high!
Ah!
Was it a little too high?
It's so big!
I want to fly higher!
It's close to 120 yards now, and it's flying about 115 yards.
It's so big!
Woo-hoo!
Ah...
Close it!
Ms. Yanoichi, how was that?
This is a club choice mistake, isn't it?
The record is 19.70 meters.
Ms. Yanoichi, 19.70 meters.
Thank you for measuring it for me!
Ah!
It's close!
The record remained, but Ms. Yanoichi made a fatal club choice mistake.
Was it too high?
The bad flow didn't stop, and Fukushima...
Oh!
Ah...
It's starting to roll.
Ah...
Unfortunately, there is no record.
But we still have one more chance.
Please do your best!
While not everyone can leave a heavy record,
"Dragon 1" Goto challenges!
So far, only Ms. Yanoichi has a record.
After all, this competition is quite difficult.
That's right.
It's high.
After all, if you don't do it well, it will be difficult to aim for the back side.
Tension is also transmitted here!
Oh!
This is...
This is perfect!
Wow!
Nice shot!
It came out of the body!
It's amazing!
This is a great shot!
Nice!
What a shot!
Wow!
Isn't it a new shot?
Yes, it is.
It's a birdie chance!
Nice! I'm so happy!
The height and the position after falling are almost perfect.
The record is 3.25 meters.
Wow!
3.25 meters is a great record, Goto!
Wow!
This is Goto's ability!
A perfect shot at 3 meters!
Wow!
After the first shot, Goto is at the top!
Wow!
Even after the second shot, the other members continue to miss shots.
Ishida, Umemoto and Fukushi finished the Niapin match without a record.
Fukushi also finished the match without a record.
This match is very difficult.
Yes, it is.
The last player is Yamauchi, who is known for her habit of missing shots.
The next player is Yamauchi.
Yes, I'll do my best!
Do your best for the second shot!
I'll do my best! Thank you!
I missed a shot earlier.
It was a very strong shot and I thought it would be good if I could jump up.
The next player is Kuberan.
If I can hit it well...
You mentioned it earlier, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I can't step on the ground.
Yamauchi, the queen who has been driven into a corner.
Can she break Goto's record?
Oh, no!
It's a bunker!
She's in a bunker, Yamauchi-san
I'm sorry!
How about her record?
There's no record left in the bunker
That's right
There's no record left in the bunker
The first record is Yamauchi-san's record
Oh, no!
She didn't regain her senses
The second record of Yamauchi-san is the bunker in front of her
She's in a bunker, Yamauchi-san
I'm sorry!
The second and third places are Yamauchi-san and Umemotsu-san
The second place is Yamauchi-san and her record is 19.70 meters
Unfortunately, the third place is Yamauchi-san and her record is 19.70 meters
After two qualifiers, Goto seems to be in a bad condition
I'm in a bad condition all the time, so I'd like to relax and stay in good condition
On the other hand, Yamauchi-san...
You'd better not do it
No, I won't
Your face and attitude tell me it's a mental sport
And next week, Queen Yamauchi will go even higher!
To be honest, I'm about to cry
Can you feel it?
Yes, I can
Will the qualifiers end like this?