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SKE48 ZERO POSITION! TEAM SPARTAN! GORAKU MEGU! MADARA BATTLE!
INTELIDAME POJI DECISION BATTLE!
INTELIDAME POJI DECISION BATTLE is decided by SKE's stupid No. 1!
The three players who advance to the finals in the first stage will be decided!
LUCAS of KITANO!
CANNON of KIMOTO!
AND NARUMI of ICHI!
So, the final match will be between these three players, INTELIDAME POJI!
I don't want to lose! I'll do my best next time!
No, I don't want to lose at the same age!
I won't lose to INTELIDAME POJI! I'll do my best!
What kind of result will they expect?
So, these three...
Yes, these three are SKE's stupid No. 1 players!
KIMOTO, I'm praying for you. Are you OK?
I absolutely don't want to lose!
That's right!
So, no matter what you say or do, this is the last match!
Everyone, please do your best!
The final match is a fast forward question!
Those who know the answer will dash towards the answer stone.
Those who press the fast forward button first will get the answer sword!
There is only one answer sword for each question.
Those who answer two questions correctly first will win!
And the last one remaining will be INTELIDAME POJI!
Who will be SKE's stupid No. 1 player, INTELIDAME POJI?
I won't lose to INTELIDAME POJI!
Here is the question.
Which prefecture in Japan has the northernmost prefecture?
The first one to answer was from ICHINO.
HOKKAIDO!
Too bad! Please step back.
Please step back. ICHINO, please step back.
ICHINO, who was correct, lost the right to answer this question.
From now on, it's a battle between KITANO and KIMOTO.
Let's read the question one more time.
Which prefecture in Japan has the northernmost prefecture?
KIMOTO was too fast!
OKINAWA!
Please step back. KIMOTO, please step back.
Only KITANO has the northernmost prefecture.
Since KIMOTO was wrong, the northernmost prefecture is KITANO.
Will KIMOTO take advantage of this opportunity?
KITANO!
Unmoriken!
Since you got one question right, MC Suda-san will send you a thank you.
So, KITANO-san is in the lead.
If you get the next one right, you're in the lead.
Let's move on to the next question.
"Is it Hawaiian?" Sounds funny.
Let's go, everyone. Listen carefully.
Where is komaku located?
Yes, KIMOTO!
Ear! (ear)
Correct!
Now, Suda-san will send you a thank you.
Yes, I'm glad.
Let's go to Futani Beach.
My heart is about to stop.
KIMOTO and KITANO will win if they get one more question right.
On the other hand, ITSUNO still doesn't have any points.
Well, ITSUNO-san...
I knew where it was and I ran there, but I ran too late.
I know, right?
But he's the only one who didn't run.
He said he didn't know where it was, so he's the stupidest.
Well, we'll decide that later.
Yes, we'll decide that later.
Will ITSUNO be able to get it right?
The next question is "the road of fate".
Let's move on to the next question.
One day is 24 hours, one year is...
Yes, KIMOTO-san!
KIMOTO of ITSUNO gets the right to answer!
Will he be able to win here?
Yes, KIMOTO-san!
365 days!
Well then, ASUKA-san, KIMOTO-san was prevented from doing a bad pose!
It was a God's request, wasn't it?
Yes, it was! I'm so happy!
Then, please move over to this side.
Yes!
Now, there are only two people left.
You look like you're about to cry, KIMOTO-san. You look like you're about to cry!
I'm about to cry! I'm so happy!
You're getting excited! You're getting excited!
No, I don't think I'll get excited as soon as I get in here!
KIMOTO-san, you're surprisingly realistic!
Yes, you know what I mean!
From here on, it's a one-on-one battle between KITANO and ICHINO!
Who will be able to get through first?
Now, it's a one-on-one battle between KITANO and ICHINO!
Here's the question!
Which direction does the sun rise from and which direction does it sink in?
Yes, KITANO-san!
ICHINO-KITANO gets the answer right!
Will KIMOTO be able to get through here?
Yes, KITANO-san!
It comes from the east and sinks west!
That's correct!
KITANO got through!
Now, from ICHINO-san, it's the winner, REIHO!
Congratulations!
KITANO got through!
I'm so happy! I'm about to cry!
I'm so happy!
I'm about to cry!
Somebody hold her up!
She's so cute!
I'm so happy!
But this person may be the one who really wants to cry.
And so, SKE International Damepoji is decided to be number one!
Naru-chan, you've been decided to be Obaka- damepoji, but...
I'm the fastest of the three of you.
But it was wrong of me to be the farthest Obaka- damepoji.
Oh!
So, that disadvantage is...
Don't make up an excuse! You're Obaka-damepoji!
Anyway, you're still Obaka-damepoji!
Obaka-damepoji!
Everyone knows this because it's on TV, right?
And so, SKE's number one Obaka-damepoji is decided to be number one.
Next time we meet, I'm going to study so much that I can go to an interior design school.
You're going to study this much?
It looks like you're going to take up a lot of your time.
No, I'm going to study interior design next year.
Good luck.
Thank you.
And so, SKE's number one interior design student, Interi-damepoji, is decided to be number one!
I'm still in high school, so I don't think I can lose to my seniors.
Will I be able to win? I have to do my best.
I've studied a little, though.
As Minami Takahashi said, hard work always pays off.
So I'm going to do my best until the end.
I'm going to work hard and answer questions.
Then I don't know, a miracle may happen.
You're the only one who's joined us as a Zeropoji emcee.
That's right!
So, if I'm not good enough, I'll be a Zeropoji heir.
Intel Zeropoji, I'll do my best!
The candidates selected in the preliminary survey are...
Goto, who went to Meimon Junior High School, and Soudan, who went to Aoyama Graduate School.
I'd like to win against Goto.
But I'm not good at martial arts.
That's what I'm most worried about.
Do you want to be a Zeropoji emcee?
I kind of do.
Ouch!
I don't think I can lose.
My goal has always been to be on quiz shows.
I'd like to win first place here and have a chance.
Who will be the number one emcee of SKE, Zeropoji?
Intel Zeropoji Finals!
First stage!
All first stages are writing questions.
Each question is worth one point.
The top three who got the most correct answers advance to the finals.
Are you ready?
Yes!
I'm so nervous!
Please go ahead.
Here's the first question.
Who was the first prime minister of Japan?
Please look at the answer.
The first prime minister.
This is a middle school level question.
It's middle school level.
But I'm at a local level, so if I get it wrong, I'm an idiot.
She's very determined.
Are you ready?
Please answer at once.
Open!
Goto-san, how do you read this?
Itohirobumi.
I see!
Soda-san?
Itohirobumi.
Tsuda-san?
Itohirobumi.
Tsuzuki-san?
Itohirobumi.
And...
Roku-san?
Itohirobumi.
And Kazuki-san?
Itohirobumi.
I see! That's how it is!
Everyone's answer is Itohirobumi, but...
Goto only, Itoh's kanji isn't Fuji but East.
Which one is the correct answer?
The answer is...
Please tell us the correct answer.
Yes!
Itohirobumi.
First of all, Itoh's goto can't be Fuji in Kusaka- amuri.
So, unfortunately, everyone except Goto-san is correct.
I knew it!
What?
So, everyone except Goto gets one point.
Goto-san, I'm here and I'll give you a little lead, but do your best, okay?
Okay.
Next question.
The opposite of evil is good.
Then, what is the opposite of truth?
It's a little difficult question.
But it's written in the dictionary, so please answer it.
Okay.
Isn't it too high level?
Maybe it's a little difficult because it's written in the dictionary.
Okay, everyone, please raise your hand.
Open!
Goto-san, you're good at writing.
Kyogi.
Then, Sota-san, Kyojitsu?
Maybe?
Then, Suda-san?
Kyomu.
Then, Suzuki-san, is it easy to understand?
Uso.
Uso!
Then, Aoki-san?
Gizou.
Then, Kawasaki-san, Kasou.
Wow!
Let's take a look at the correct answer.
Which one is it?
Among all of them, one of them is correct.
It's Suda-san, Kyomu!
Kyomu is correct!
I'm happy!
Other than that, there are martial arts and songs, right?
So it's not a fact, right?
Yes.
That's high level!
Yes, it's high level.
Suda is the only one in the world who got this question right.
Next question.
Translate the following Japanese sentence into English.
I have never seen such a beautiful castle.
You're quick, Goto-san!
Wait, I really don't know the meaning.
I don't know the meaning!
We're choosing difficult questions for you.
Yes.
I can't do English!
I saw the text.
You saw the text?
Before I came here, I only saw this.
What did you see?
The high school entrance exam points.
English?
I only saw the first part of it.
You saw all of it?
I couldn't see all of it.
I saw it for the first time and it reminded me of something.
Can you show us now?
First of all, can we have Goto-san from DIXON read it for us?
Eva did it.
And Suda-san?
I see.
And Suda-san?
The most beautiful castle.
I didn't see any beautiful castle.
I didn't see very beautiful castle.
I haven't ever seen that a beautiful castle.
I can't see that.
O-C-S-U-R.
The castle is the answer.
Too bad.
So, the answer is...
Suda-san is correct!
Unfortunately, we will let you go now.
By the way, the model answer is...
I have never seen such a beautiful castle.
It's different from the model answer, but Suda is the only one who is correct!
This is...
As expected, Soda-san, you solved the problem!
Yes, I did. I read it.
You read it?
I forgot the present tense, but it's my experience.
The present tense...
You've done it before, haven't you?
With that said, Soda is the only one who is correct about this problem.
It's a good proof!
Let's move on to the next question!
The reason why it's easier for you to float in the sea than in the pool is...
...because the water level in the sea is higher than in the pool.
Isn't this an easy one?
Let's take a look at the first question!
The "no" pose shows that it's an easy one.
What's the answer?
Matsumura-san is correct!
Wow!
I did it!
You didn't just lose weight, did you?
Even Matsumura of the "no" pose group was correct about this question.
If you're an intelligent group, you should be able to answer it, but...
Why aren't there two possible answers?
Honestly, there is a possibility.
Does it have to be one?
If it's one of them, it's correct.
Let's take a look at the first question!
Oh, I see!
Motomo-san is correct about saltiness.
Sano-san is correct about saltiness.
Tsuda-san is correct about saltiness, not buoyancy.
Tsuzuki-san is correct about saltiness.
And Aoki-san is correct about saltiness.
And Kawasaki-san is correct about...
...saltiness.
Oh, that's subtle.
And you said "salt".
"saltiness" is...
So, the correct answer is...
Salinity or density.
So, the correct answer is...
Soda-san, Suda-san, Tsuzuki-san, and Aoki-san are correct.
Out of 6 people, 4 of you are correct.
Right now, Soda and Suda are one step ahead of the other members.
So, shall we move on? Here is the next question.
The Supreme Court of Japan has another name for it. It is called "the whole thing".
There is only one correct answer for this question. Please write it down.
Soda-san wrote it down.
That's fast!
Soda-san, what did you study?
I think I did this when I was in middle school.
That's right. This is for middle school students.
No, it's not!
I did this when I was in middle school.
That's wrong!
This is definitely wrong!
Supreme Court of Japan, please give us your verdict!
Goto-san, this is for the prefectural government.
Moto-ne, Soda-san is in second place.
Suda-san, this is for the prefectural government.
So, this is for middle school students.
Tsuzuki-san is in first place.
Aoki-san is in second place.
Hanazono!
Hanazono?!
May I ask you something? What does "hanazono" mean?
Isn't it used a lot in the prefectural government?
Yes, it is.
It's like "it's overflowing in the prefectural government".
"Overflowing" may be the correct answer for "hanazono".
What is the correct answer?
It is called "the whole thing" in the prefectural government.
So, Soda-san and Aoki-san are correct!
That's amazing!
Soda and Aoki got the correct answer and got points.
And this is where Soda took off his sleeve for the first time!
Let's move on to the next question!
Add "plus", "minus", "multiply", and "multiply" in the near part of the equation and complete the equation.
What will go in the near part of the equation? Please answer!
Why do you think?
Soda-san's "why do you think?"
It's really easy!
It must have been a lot of pressure from the "no good" team.
It really hurts.
It's really easy!
What will go in the near part of the equation?
It's really easy!
Miyamoto-san also knew it.
Ah! I got it!
Did you get it?
Everyone, please add "plus", "minus", "multiply", and "multiply" in the near part of the equation and complete the equation.
What will go in the near part of the equation?
"bad", "bad", "bad", "bad", "bad", "bad"
The correct answer is...
"bad", "bad", "bad", "bad", "bad"
Everyone got the correct answer and got a point.
Here is the next question.
If the temperature is above 25 degrees Celsius in summer days and over 30 degrees Celsius in midsummer days, what will you say on days above 35 degrees Celsius?
"It's sunny".
- Go ahead. - I'm scared.
- You can do it in Hiragana, too. - I'll do it in Japanese.
- Yes, in Japanese. - Yes.
- I did it! - What?
- Wait a minute. - What is it, everyone?
- Wait a minute! - Wait a minute, Soda-san!
- Whenever Soda-san says "wait a minute"... - Wait a minute!
- ...there's a video of Miyawai. - "Come here!"
- "Don't you know?" - "Come here!"
- "Come here!"
Soda, who is currently in the lead, is struggling for the first time.
Will he be able to answer correctly?
Are you ready? Then please give us your answer. Go ahead!
- Yes! - I'm scared!
"Entenka", "sodasa" is "mamanatsubi", "sudasa" is "moushobi", "tsuzuki" is "moushobi", "aoki" is "mousho" and "mousho" is "mousho" and "mousho" is wrong?
"sudasa" and "tsuzuki" who wrote "moushobi" are correct!
Yes, yes, yes!
The problem is that the temperature is more than 35 degrees Celsius, so "mousho" is incorrect!
Therefore, only "suda" and "tsuzuki" were correct!
And "suda" lined up with "soda" again here!
- Now, let's go! Let's move on! - Yes!
Next question!
Which one?
Write the name of the general of Tokugawa Shrine.
Then, please give us your answer!
Should I write "Tokugawa"?
You don't have to write it! You don't have to write the name!
There are still 15 questions left!
- Please write 3 of them! - Is it okay for 3 people?
It's okay for 3 people!
Even "hiragana" is fine!
- So, if you're about to make a mistake, writing "hiragana" might be safe! - That's right!
- Ah, everyone is fast at this! - Are you ready?
- Yes! - Then, please give us your answer!
Next question!
"Gotou" wrote "ieyasu", "yoshinobu", "iemitsu"
"tsuzuki" wrote "ieyasu", "tsunayoshi", "yoshinobu"
"Aoki" wrote "ieyasu", "tsunayoshi", "iemitsu"
"Kawasaki" wrote "ieyasu", "iemitsu", "yoshinobu"
Including this "ji" as well...
Ahhh!
Ami?
Ami yoshi.
It really is "ami yoshi"!
At the airport...
Oh my!
That's right, Aoki!
The "tsuna" of "tsuna yoshi" became "ami"!
Even though you knew the answer, it's too bad!
Only Soda and Aoki are wrong, and the remaining four are correct.
Even though you knew the answer, it's too bad!
But you were doing it so well!
Soda and Aoki get 1 point each.
With this question, Suda overtakes Soda and the first half is over.
And next time...
Soda and Suda share a death heat that they won't give up a step.
Here is the result of the first stage!
Who will advance to the first stage...
...and get SKE's No. 1 interior design, a zero- position A-Class car?
Stay tuned!
The first zero-position car of the new year is...
Suda Akari's road to becoming a Chinese idol!
As an idol and as a human being...
My dream was to die when I was 30 years old.
My dream was to burn out by the age of 30.
Suda Akari, 24 years old.
Under her smile, there is a painful road in her heart.
Mom, hello!
For about half a year, Suda Akari's road to becoming a Chinese idol...
...was seen through close coverage.
No. 18, SKE48 Team E...
...Suda Akari!
This year, idol Suda Akari has shed tears.
Her classmates have been watching her.
I've never seen her let go of her hands.
I think she's probably the one who's been working the hardest in this group.
She said she didn't like Akari, but she hated Akari.
She said she hated herself.
And that member who spent her time with Team S.
She's really hardworking and serious.
But she's actually really weak.
Akari sometimes understood what I was thinking.
She said I was a good voice actress.
In "Medachitagaria"...
...she hated losing in "Shoujo Jidai".
From ballerina to idol.
She practiced shaking hands with me.
When I became a fan...
...she shook hands with me and taught me how to hold hands.
Thank you!
With her mother, she created a real handshake party style.
Oh, I get it now!
She's always warm and caring with her father.
What was I like as a kid?
Before you went to kindergarten...
...suddenly you disappeared from your house.
What would you do if you were in your 30s?
What would I do? Do nothing?
If I didn't do anything, I wouldn't be here.
No, it's not like that. There's a reason you didn't do anything.
Unexpectedly spilled out...
...the 24-year-old's struggle.
And a new goal that she shared with her teammates and fans.
Next year, I really want to participate in the election and still be in the SKE.
Akari Suda's 60-minute special, coming soon!
Broadcasts January 9, Saturday!