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SKE48 ZERO POSITION! Team SPARTA! Ability-wise, you are the best!
Who is the smartest member of SKE?
IntelliZero Poji is the winner!
IntelliZero Poji is the smartest member of SKE.
All SKE members will be tested.
The content of the test is basic to middle school level.
The question is...
Professor Morimoto, a scholar at Eisai Academy, has done a great job in the entrance exam.
He has selected members for a serious test.
However...
Fill in the blank correctly for the next phrase.
Let's play tricks on the dogs of demons.
The crack of the wall is the beginning of hell.
Who is it?
No way, it's a series of serious questions.
Who will be the winner of the Interi No. 1 position?
We won't give up the zero position!
Today's Zero Position is...
To select the smartest member of SKE48...
We will hold an Interi No. 1 decision battle.
I'm curious about this.
There are Interi members...
But there are also stupid ones like Miyamae-san and Kuman-san.
Like Ichiro and Harumi!
Let me explain.
In order to measure your academic ability...
Most of SKE members have taken tests in advance.
Do you remember?
Among them...
The best ones...
Let me choose the words.
The ones with problems...
Have come to take tests.
In other words, the ones who came today...
"Aren't pure "best 16" members."
That's right.
Among the members who came today...
Some of them have problems.
What on earth is going on?
It's obvious.
And now...
Let's check out the members who came today.
First of all...
Souda Sarina from Geneki University.
What university does she go to?
Where do you go?
Aoyama University's...
Literature Department.
I'm studying there.
Aoyama University, right?
By the way, do you have a rival?
I don't have...
A rival.
You don't have one?!
Really?!
You don't have one?!
"I don't see one." "You don't see one?" "Yes." "I can see you're serious about it."
Next up is 7th grade Goto Lara.
She's in middle school, but she's getting a lot of attention for...
I'm 15 years old, but I can't speak English very well.
"Who's the youngest among you?" "I'm still in middle school."
But I've heard that she's going to a very high level school...
So I think she's amazing.
Let's see.
Meanwhile, there are members who are said to have problems with their academic ability.
And it's these two.
From your speech, your actions, and your looks, you're stupid, right?
No, I'm not stupid. I'm just a little nervous.
But I'm actually serious about it.
There are some parts like that, but if you go for the intellectual part, you can always think of 'quotation marks'.
"Intellectual is 'quotation marks', right?" "Yes, that's right."
Noel-san used to be, how should I say it, very optimistic and stupid.
She's always like, 'what's going on? I can't see where I'm looking at.'
You can't see where you're looking at?!
Alright, everyone, I hope you understood.
First of all, in order for you to know your abilities,
we'll do a pre-test answer-and-answer session,
while we look at your answers!
Please look forward to it!
From here, we'll announce the results of the pre- test!
First, from Japanese!
Japanese's understanding and expressiveness are essential for an artist,
but what about the members?
From here, we'll ask an announcer for assistance,
and look at the members' answers!
Alright, let's start with Japanese!
Anyone here confident in Japanese?
Um...
Yes?
I have a kanji certificate.
A kanji certificate?
Really?
Thank you!
A kanji certificate?
Yes!
Sorry, I don't know how good it is yet.
I don't know either!
I don't know how good it is yet.
From Sword-san, it's a tough choice!
I hate you!
Are you confident, Kimoto-san?
As a Japanese person, I think it's natural for me to be able to speak a foreign language.
That's why I'm confident about this, because I'm Japanese.
I see.
Now, let's go. First up is this question.
Fill in the blank correctly for the following phrase.
Oni no inu ma ni maru maru.
This question is for elementary and high school students.
Elementary and high school students... This is also a basic question.
It's weird for you to say "a".
It's true, it's true.
Now, let's see the correct answer.
The person who answered this question correctly is...
Soda-san.
The correct answer is...
Oni no inu ma ni sentaku.
"Sentaku"?
Yes.
What does "sentaku" mean?
What does it mean?
"Oni no inu ma ni sentaku" means to relax and breathe while there are no scary people or noisy people.
Among Kawasaki Narumi-san, Suzuki Rika-san and today's members,
only three people answered correctly.
That's right.
Elementary and high school students answered correctly.
I'm sorry to tell you this, but...
Now, let's see who answered incorrectly.
The correct answer is...
Oni no inu ma ni kane wo toru.
"Kane wo toru", right?
This is also included in the picture.
Who answered this question correctly? Please raise your hand honestly.
Matsubura-san.
First of all, what does it mean?
Let's take money while no one is around.
Does it mean stealing?
Yes.
It's not "yes"!
It's like, "let's do it while no one is around"
Yes, that's what it means.
It's like a prank, right?
What about the picture?
You can get points for that.
Points for "we did our best"?
I'm sorry.
There's no such thing.
I see.
Next up is this answer.
Let's play pranks while no one is around.
I know what it means!
Kumazaki-san, what does it mean?
It's like, "let's do it while no one is around."
It's like, "let's do it while no one is around," but it's like, "let's do it while no one is around," right?
Huh?
Kuromori-san!
Please don't say "let's do it while no one is around."
It's the same thing over and over again.
Shall we move on?
The next answer is...
A monkey running away while no one is around.
Who is this?
It's you!
Wait a minute.
First of all, please tell me what it means.
It's like Momotaro.
It's like "demon extermination."
You can't exterminate them, can you?
No, you can't win against them.
If you're strong-willed, you'll lose.
If you look down on your opponent, you'll lose.
That's what it means.
If there's such a lesson in it, you shouldn't underestimate them.
I just made it up.
Unfortunately, it was wrong.
Here is the next question.
Fill in the blank correctly.
"Kane no kireme" is "○○".
This is also a high school level question.
Let's see the correct answer first.
The correct answer for this question is...
Suzuki-san...
The correct answer is...
"Kane no kireme" is "en no kireme".
The meaning of the phrase is...
While you have money, you will be pampered,
but when you run out of money, you will suddenly feel cold
and your relationship will be cut off.
Well, it's a bad word, isn't it?
Suzuki-san filled in the blank correctly, including the meaning of the phrase.
Out of today's members, six of them got it right.
That's great!
Matsumura-san and Suda-san of M.C.G. got it right.
Matsumura-san, who is interested in money and other things,
has already experienced a lot of that in "Yore no Jidai".
"Yore no Jidai", right?
I won't say anything I can't say.
Now, let's look at some of the incorrect answers.
First of all, here is the answer.
"Kane no kireme" is "to the bank" ("Kane no kireme" is "to the bank")
Who is this?
Yes.
Yes, Ms. Ishikoto.
No, it's just like that.
I ran out of money.
Yes.
So I went to the bank and borrowed some.
Borrowed?
Borrowed to the bank.
"Kane wo kashite kudasai" ("Lend me some money") is "sunao ni iidashimashou" ("Let's say it honestly")
"Hen na toko kara karicha dame desu yo" ("Don't borrow money from weird places")
Is it correct?
It's correct.
It's fun in a way.
But you've never had that kind of experience, right?
I haven't had that kind of experience.
Not yet.
Then, here is the next question.
"Jigoku no hajimari" ("The beginning of hell")
Who is it?
I don't know.
Ms. Miyamai, it's not "why" but "you" wrote it.
Yes.
Isn't it common?
If you break a plate, does that person get anything?
I see, I see.
I think it's common.
As a premonition, right?
Yes, as an ominous premonition.
That's right.
"Jigoku no hajimari" ("The beginning of hell")
It's scary.
"Jigoku" is scary when you write it.
I often see it in dramas.
That's right.
"Jigoku" is scary when you write it.
Then, here is the next question.
"Ageta" should be corrected and fill in the blank.
"Akimoto" should be corrected and fill in the blank.
You can't make mistakes in many ways, right?
That's right.
It makes you nervous, right?
The person who answered this question is...
Ms. Suda.
The answer is...
She gave the book to Mr. Akimoto.
It's a little thin.
Who is "socchi" in Japanese?
"socchi" is...
correct!
Ms. Miyama is correct, too.
But the correct answer rate is high.
It's different when Mr. Akimoto comes out.
Now, let's look at the incorrect answer and what you were worried about.
Here it is.
She gave the book to Mr. Akimoto.
Who is "osonawatta" in Japanese?
Ms. Takeuchi.
When I heard "osonawatta", I thought it was "tashikani".
I sometimes say "tashikani" when I'm surprised.
But when I was writing the test, "osonaweru" came to my mind.
"osonaweru"?
Yes, "osonaweru".
I changed the word and wrote "osonawatta".
"osonawatta" is wrong, of course.
"tashikani" is "tashikani".
Here is the next question.
Write a short sentence using the following vocabulary.
"nisoku sanmon" (two-color salmon)
The correct answer is...
"aoki sanmon".
"aoki sanmon", isn't it?
Here is the answer.
"kono fuku wo uttemo, nisoku sanmon no kachi ni shika naranai".
"nisoku sanmon" means that even if there are many of them, the price is very cheap and there is no discount.
The correct answer is...
"aoki shiori san", "suda akari san" and "wazuta sanmon".
Now, let's see what you were worried about with the incorrect answer.
Here it is.
"nisoku sanmon no chie" (two-color salmon)
What does it mean?
Did you mix it up?
This is your answer, isn't it?
Yes.
"wake chai" (divide and use)
"nisoku sanmon no iei" (two-color salmon no iei)
This is...
"wake" means "divide and use", doesn't it?
What do you think it means?
Doesn't it have something like this?
Something like "nantoka" is "nantoka"'s "chie" (wisdom)
I don't know what you're talking about.
Mr. Takatori, we know that you have a cute smile.
But, unfortunately, it doesn't feel like it's cheap at all, does it?
"nisoku sanmon no chie" (two-color salmon no iei)
Thank you for your answer.
Now, let's move on to this answer.
"hanao nisoku sanmon de prezent suru" (gift flowers with two-color salmon)
Who is this?
Oh, you did it, Ichimi san.
What does this mean?
"hanao nisoku sanmon de prezent suru" (gift flowers with two-color salmon)
There are three words to represent it.
"hanao nisoku sanmon de prezent suru" (gift flowers with two-color salmon)
What does it mean?
I don't know if you ask me.
This is Ichimi san's answer.
"hanao nisoku sanmon de prezent suru" (gift flowers with two-color salmon)
You can exchange it with your three words.
Oh, it's the other way around.
If a woman gives two bouquets and a bouquet to a man,
the man will return it in three words.
That's right.
I will do so from now on.
It won't happen. It won't happen.
Unfortunately, it won't happen.
Next is this answer.
When Yutaka went to the flower shop to propose to his girlfriend Maki,
and ordered a hundred roses,
the mean manager of the flower shop said,
If it's two steps and three gates, I'll do it.
You made up a story, didn't you?
Who is this?
Who is it?
Yes.
Oh, it's you.
No, no, no.
It's wonderful, isn't it?
First of all, I didn't know that two steps and three gates were read.
I thought it was "two bouquets and three gates".
When I said "two bouquets", I thought of flowers, and when I thought of flowers, I thought of "propose".
I went to the florist and ordered 100 roses to propose.
The florist's clerk was a little mean and said, "If you give me three bouquets each, I'll do it."
If you give me three bouquets for two bouquets, I'll do it.
Thank you for your long explanation.
I don't know if it will be broadcasted or not.
Here is the next answer.
My sister has a boyfriend.
But I can't choose one.
"At that time, there is a way called "two bouquets and three gates"."
Who is it?
Yes.
Takeuchi was looking forward to it.
I thought the word "two bouquets and three gates" meant something expensive for the time being.
On the contrary, there is a boyfriend who replaces it with something nice and expensive.
But I can't choose one.
At that time, I'll give you something expensive.
And let me know how attractive you are.
Then I'll choose you.
I also thought about this story.
Do you decide it with money?
That's right.
That's too early.
It's an adult story.
It's not an adult story and it's wrong.
I'll study it.
Thank you very much.
The next answer is...
Rika.
The next answer is Rika.
That creature that everyone has learned is ridiculous.
Let's start with Rika.
Here is the question.
Everyone, answer my name.
It's a question for elementary school and high school students.
I think it's a simple question for your age.
Let's see the correct answer first.
Here is the answer of Narumi Kawasaki.
Zoologist.
Itakamon.
This is correct, isn't it?
Kawasaki, you can take it easy.
I think it's a question for elementary school students.
I thought there might be some people who don't know the answer.
Congratulations, Kawasaki!
There were about nine people who didn't know the answer.
Let's see the correct answer.
Here is the answer.
Youjuu.
Who is it?
What does it mean?
The creatures that appear in Rika are usually youjuu.
It's in me! It's in me!
Can I say one thing?
"Youjuu" is different.
Osanai.
Oh, Miyamae!
"Osanai" is a kindergarten word.
Miyamae explained it well.
She just made a mistake.
Here is the next answer.
Amino san.
Who is it?
What? Miyamai?
Please raise your hand.
Oh, Miyamai san.
Doesn't it look like you?
It looks like Amino san.
This is Amino san, isn't it?
Doesn't it look like you? It looks like Amino san, doesn't it? It doesn't look like you.
I'm sorry. It looks like Amino san, doesn't it? It doesn't look like you. I'm sorry.
The rest is written here.
"Dyeing team".
Moreover, the kanji is correct. Who is this?
I'm scared of that inappropriate introduction, teacher.
What does this mean? Why "dyeing team"?
Well, I'm a science student, so I think it's that type of kanji.
It's that type of kanji.
You have a sense of grandeur.
Thank you very much.
The next lesson is "mathematics".
Unpredictable questions and answers are repeated.
Are you confident in mathematics, teacher?
Yes.
Wait a minute. Miyamai san.
I can't say it without touching it. Are you confident in it?
I'm very confident in it.
What is the basis of it?
I think I'm really confident in it.
So you didn't want to know it, did you?
Yes.
I see.
Well, let's get started. Here is the question.
"Draw a diagram of the figure below".
Let's see the answer first.
This is the answer of Goto Lara san.
Look at this.
As expected of Goto san. Is it easy?
That's a nice smile.
The other answers were correct among Aoki Shiori san, Kawasaki Narumi san, Kumazaki Haruka san, Soda Sarina san, Tsuzuki Rika san and today's members.
Well, Miyamai san?
Are you confident in it?
I want it.
What?
This is correct, isn't it?
Well, let's check Miyamai's confident answer first.
Well, this is...
But...
If you combine them like this, it becomes water.
It looks like some kind of creature, doesn't it?
Unfortunately, Miyamai's answer is wrong.
Well, let's check Tsurita's answer.
So close!
Who is this?
Takeuchi-san!
Well, you really got it wrong.
But, doesn't it turn like this normally?
No, it doesn't. It doesn't turn like this, does it?
Does it turn like a volcano?
It's big, so...
But, is it the opposite?
It seems like Takeuchi-san is not convinced yet.
Here is the next answer.
This is...
What is it? Who is it?
Ma'am!
Ma'am, aren't you sleeping? Are you okay?
What is it like?
Well...
When you cut it off from the front...
I see!
The circle also expands.
The circle itself expands!
Yes.
That kind of expansion!
Do you know what I mean?
Well, if you squeeze it...
If you squeeze it, it expands, doesn't it?
I can't say "yes", but...
If you squeeze it, it expands, doesn't it?
For some reason, my back is sweating.
There are various answers.
Here is the next answer.
Here it is! Here it is! Here it is!
Who is it?
What did you think of it?
I learned how to expand it like this.
How to do it like this.
Isn't it amazing?
It's the best!
You learned it first, didn't you?
Well, it's a cute ribbon, right?
It's a shame.
Ichiro-san, you look relieved.
Let's take a look.
Ichiro-san's answer is...
Ichiro!
Explain it!
Well...
"Tenkai" means "cut" in Japanese.
"Tenkai" means "cut", right?
Yes, it does.
I cut it in the middle and it became like this.
Oh, you cut it like this.
Yes, I did.
So you cut it like this.
Yes, I did.
You thought it was "Tenkai", didn't you?
Yes, I did.
It can't be helped.
But it's wrong.
It can't be helped.
Well, Sota-san, what do you think of the title?
"Obaka" is scary, isn't it?
It's coming from above.
Scary! Scary!
"Obaka" is scary!
It's scary!
But I think it's good that everyone who is so nervous about making such a mistake says "SK" cheerfully.
That's right!
But in the first place, it's okay if it's cheerful, isn't it?
It's okay.
It's okay. You're not in trouble, are you?
No, I'm not.
Why do you have to horror me like this?
I'm sorry. I didn't think it would go this far. I'm sorry.
Next time...
Individual personality test result announcement second half!
Answer the name of the person in the photo.
Naples
So close!
Translate it into English.
Getter
That's right!
Impossible!
"The Miraculous Sunken Island" repeated twice in Japanese and English!
In addition, there is an important announcement!
Not only "intelli-zero-poji" but also "dame-poji" and "ske-48-1" will be decided here!
"intelli-senbatsu" and "obaka-senbatsu" will be separated and "intelli-dame-poji" will also be decided!
And surprisingly, the members decided "intelli- senbatsu"!
What will be the result?
"Tsuda Akari's Way of Becoming a Chinese Idol"!
Three months before "Tsuda Akari's Way of Becoming a Chinese Idol", "Tsuda Akari's Way of Becoming a Chinese Idol" was challenging something like this!
That is "Chinese Zazugi"!
In order to improve their Chinese and Zazugi with their older daughter, they spent two days and nights in training camp!
They promised to meet again and finished training camp!
On the eve of October...
"Tsuda Akari's Way of Becoming a Chinese Idol" is...
It's been a long time!
It's been a long time since "Tsuda Akari's Way of Becoming a Chinese Idol" met again!
Then "Tsuda Akari's Way of Becoming a Chinese Idol" said...
Tonight we will go to another place to perform.
You will perform with us.
Please! Please!
Surprisingly, they will go to "Zazugi" show with "Usan"!
Of course, they will only talk in Chinese!
"Tsuda Akari's Way of Becoming a Chinese Idol" is already a tough challenge!
Even though there are many exercises,
learning the basics of Chinese martial arts is a must!
Tsuda Akari's time is only half a day!
And...
Tsuda Akari's Way of Becoming a Chinese Idol
Please give her a big hand!
Will she be able to succeed in her martial arts show?
And, has her Chinese improved through martial arts?
Coming soon!
October 8th, Akihabara.
That day, at AKB48 cafe,
the photoshoot event of MC Matsumura Kaori was held!
Hello!
You look like you have a lot of muscles!
Her shooting skills and unpublished cuts were revealed!
And, she also received counseling from the president!
Meanwhile, the zero-position camera that wants to say something to Matsumura intervened!
I was thinking of doing a diet plan and help you out,
but before I knew it, you were already shooting!
That's right!
It's like a person's words, but...
For photography and shooting, Geropoji has reduced its weight from 52kg to 48kg in 3 months.
It fully supports Matsumura's diet!
Despite this, there was no drop after release.
Matsumura is as usual.
By the way, is Matsumura maintaining his weight after dropping it?
Actually, I was worried about what would happen after that.
On my day off, I went on a trip.
I ate and drank a lot.
I thought I'd lose some weight now.
No problem!
So, it's been a while since she's ridden a weight scale.
Oh, no!
This is bad!
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
She's trying to hide it, but it rebounded to 52.4kg!
Matsumura has an announcement for you!
I'd like you, Geropoji, to see this photo book.
I'd like to give you my autographed photo book and a cheque.
Please write down the answer to the question I'm about to give you and apply for it!
What is the title of my photo book?
Please write it down and apply for it!
Matsumura Kaori Photo Book "Unfixed" and "Off-shot Cheque"
Five people will receive them with autographs!
You can apply for it on our TBS channel homepage.
You can apply for it right after it airs!