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It's eight o'clock!
Everyone, gather around!
Good evening, everyone! I'm Matsumoto Chikako of SKE48 Team S.
What I've noticed recently about my team is...
No matter how tired you are or how sleepy you are...
As long as the song is playing, we all dance together!
Next!
I'm Kamila Yuka of SKE48 Team S.
The charm of SKE48 Team S is...
Everyone loves Ayuka and Pyong!
Thank you in advance!
I'm Otaeka of SKE48 Team K-2 LEADER.
What I've noticed recently about my team is...
When we go on a summer tour...
There are a lot of kind members who buy souvenirs for the team.
Excuse me!
There are a lot of kind members!
Thank you in advance!
I'm Kitano Ruka of SKE48 Team K-2.
What I've noticed recently about my team is...
Our juniors are like us.
They go home very early.
I thought so!
I think so, too!
They go home early.
Our juniors go home early, too.
Thank you in advance!
That's good.
So...
What are we doing here?
What? What?
What do you want to do?
Before we start our showdown...
We have an important announcement for you.
Are you okay?
We have an important announcement for you.
Really?
At the end of this month, we will be holding a setlist for "SK48 BEST 100 2023" and "SK48 FIFTEENTH ANNIVERSARY FESTIVAL 2023".
"SK48 BEST 100 2023" will be broadcasted on our unofficial channel!
Wow!
I'm so happy.
The ticket for this broadcast will be on sale today.
The price is 3,800 yen for both members and non- members of our unofficial channel.
The setlist is about a month long, so please purchase the ticket online and watch it as many times as you like!
How was it, Yuka?
We have a broadcast for you.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
We didn't have a summer tour this time.
That's right.
We didn't have a summer tour or a spring tour.
It's nice for people who are participating to watch it again after it's over.
Everyone, please...
No one is going to pick it up for you.
It's nice.
Right?
It's twice as good.
That's right.
You can enjoy it at the venue and during the broadcast.
I see.
How was it?
I heard that the "15th Anniversary" ticket is already on sale.
I heard that many people missed out on it.
I'm grateful for that.
It's been about four years since we went on land.
I'm sure everyone is looking forward to it.
I'm sorry if I'm not thinking straight.
If you talk too much, you'll say it.
That's not good.
That's right.
I won't say it anymore.
Some fans say that it's helpful that we can't go on land.
We're really grateful for the broadcast.
If you can't watch it, please watch it.
Why am I in charge of it? I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm not in charge of it.
The broadcast ticket is...
That's not good.
Let's go back.
The broadcast ticket is for members and non- members.
It's the same price, but you can watch "AFTERTALK" for members only for free at FESTIVAL2023.
Wow!
There's "AFTERTALK" for members?
We haven't decided yet.
Please look forward to it.
And the second benefit...
"SK Courtroom" will be broadcast after the concert.
You can watch "WATCH PARTY" for members only at FESTIVAL2023.
What's "WATCH PARTY"?
Tell me!
"WATCH PARTY" is...
Let's watch it together.
It's like "ARCHIVE", right?
Yes, it's like "ARCHIVE" but you can watch it at the same time.
Yes, you can watch it at the same time.
You can watch it with members?
I think it's like this.
"AFTERTALK" is...
"AFTERTALK" is also different.
It's different.
Wow!
It's like "SK court".
I see.
That's what it is.
Yes, we have more benefits.
We have more benefits.
Members can receive a limited postcard with autographs to celebrate this 15th anniversary concert.
Wow!
This is for SK Courtroom Request Tower Set List Best 1002023 and SK Courtroom Huftys Anniversary Festival 2023.
One of the five concerts will be bought.
I see.
That's great!
All of them!
Yes.
It's easier to buy here.
Yes.
Any questions?
Why don't you ask us?
We don't know much about it.
Why don't you ask us?
Is it okay?
If you have any questions...
Is it okay?
Matsumo, let me answer.
Matsumo, answer.
I'll answer anything you say.
Really?
I know everything.
Really?
I'm an MC.
Great.
You know a lot.
It was too quick.
There's no doubt...
If you buy five concerts, you'll get five tickets.
There's only one of them.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Oh, really?
Even if you buy five concerts, you'll only get one.
Even if you buy four concerts, you'll only get one.
If you buy five concerts, you'll only get one.
When will it arrive?
In a year.
In a year!
Then, until December.
Isn't it soon?
It's too soon, isn't it?
Are you okay, everyone?
Please look forward to Rikuawa's first episode.
Yes.
I'll say it.
We don't know it yet.
Yes.
For more details, please check the promo video we'll upload later.
Please come to the venue.
That was the announcement.
Wow.
That's a good start.
It made me happy.
It's good.
Well, let's get started.
This time, coincidentally, each team has a leader.
Team S leader is me, Matsumoto Chikako.
And vice leader is Ayuka.
And Team K-2 leader is Ayaka.
And Team K-2's behind-the-scenes and rumored LUCATIN!
LUCATIN!
Yo! Yo! Yo!
Yo! Yo!
Leader!
No, no.
First of all, which rumored LUCATIN is the behind- the- scenes leader?
Where is this information coming from?
It's circulating.
Wasn't it in Aokiji?
Is that true?
It's a barter.
I thought it was Oshin-san's barter.
I didn't know Oshin-san's barter would come.
Who would have time like that?
I don't know.
I think it's because of Referee's fatigue.
Oh, that's right.
He said it was muscle pain.
Muscle pain? But you can go out today.
Kind.
Well, you know.
But you're a former vice leader.
That's right.
We feel the same way.
We made a promise.
Well, each of us has a title of honor.
Since veteran members have gathered,
this time it's a project suitable for such members.
So, which is the strongest team?
Team S versus Team K-2 unofficial autumn top-level battle!
Since Team S and Team K-2 veteran members have gathered,
this time it's a project to decide which team is unofficially strongest.
From now on, we will have a team battle in mini- games related to autumn of the season.
The team with the most points in each game will win in the end.
As a reward for the winning team, we will give them top-level sweets related to autumn of appetite.
For the losing team, we have unofficial penalty games waiting for you, so let's battle with all our might!
I'm scared.
I'm scared of unofficial penalty games.
Me too!
I don't have mercy.
Why?
Why is that?
I don't know why, but we will have a team battle from now on.
I see.
So, we will announce our determination here.
That was quick.
It was quick, wasn't it?
You seem to have a bad heart.
I didn't read the script.
It was quick.
Then, Ayuka will represent Team S.
That's right.
Recently, Team S has received nice products from different programs.
So, we will do our best today as well.
Then, Ayuka, please.
I think I'm one of the reasons for the night tour.
I always lose.
Last time, we were in a different program and we were in a team battle.
At first, I was in the first place.
But in the end, I lost.
You lost.
I lost like a city coach.
I just want to say difficult words.
I'm sorry.
So, on this unofficial channel, please aim for the top and do your best with Ruka.
Do your best.
I will do my best.
Do your best.
I will do my best.
Don't be absent-minded.
I'm not absent-minded.
You're absent-minded.
What are you saying?
It's okay.
Anyway...
It's a joke.
Anyway...
This team is the strongest.
We will show you our strengths.
Thank you.
Then, let's move on to the first battle.
"Autumn of Art - Hachamecha Illustration Battle"!
What is it?
We will draw four common illustrations and compete for their artistic quality.
The illustration theme we will draw is...
This one...
No, it's Ruka's.
Is it this one?
We will draw a theme card and decide.
However, as the corner name says, we will not draw it normally.
It's not unofficial.
So, we will draw one more card from this condition card...
Is it this one?
We will draw one more card from this condition card and draw an illustration within the time limit of 30 seconds.
In the end, we will decide whose illustration was better in the viewer survey.
First place gets 3 points.
Second place gets 2 points.
Third place gets 1 point.
Fourth place gets 0 points.
I see.
Are you okay with the rules?
Yes.
You will draw two cards, right?
Yes.
It looks difficult.
I think you all have a sketchbook and a pen in front of you.
Yes.
So, we will draw it.
Then, let's start the game.
First of all, we will decide who will draw the illustration.
Then, Ayuka will draw the same card.
We will all draw the same picture, right?
Yes.
Here we go.
Ta-dah!
Straight ball!
We can do it!
Isn't it difficult?
What?
But it's a ball, right?
It's a ball, right?
What?
But we have one more topic here.
Yes.
Ayaka will draw a condition card based on what conditions we will draw the picture.
Is it okay?
Then...
Is it okay?
Yes.
One, two, ta-dah!
It's the worst!
I hate it!
I'm not good at this.
I'm not good at writing with my face down.
I'm not good at it.
This is the worst!
I'm not good at it.
You're not good at it, right?
Everyone is bad at it.
I'm not good at it!
I'm not good at it.
I haven't listened to your rules at all.
I forgot.
I also write basketball with my face down.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Can you write number one?
There's something like a degree of harmony.
- But it's low frequency, so it's low. - It's fine, right?
- Ah, so it's not like that all the time. - Ah, so it's not like that all the time.
- I'm sorry, but I don't think it's like that. - Right?
- But I don't think it's like that. - It's normal.
- But it's a punishment game.
- They made me do it in a punishment game before.
- It's no good.
- I want to do it too. - Right?
- Hurry up and do it. - Eh, what?
- Try it. - Eh, wait, wait, wait.
- Seriously, I want to do it.
- I've done it before. - Take responsibility for it.
- And it's unofficial. - Take responsibility for it.
- It's like a level test. - It's not like a level test.
- Everyone does it, so do it.
- But you need to be mentally prepared.
- What do you do? You get shocked and...
- There's no such thing! - There's no such thing!
- At least you're determined.
- The show doesn't prepare you for it.
- Eh, but if you do it... - Why?!
- Eh, it's fine, it's fine. If it's you...
- You put it on your hand like this, right?
- Eh, why? - You do it like that...
- Eh, wait, I don't... - Be conscious of it.
- Eh, isn't it scary if you don't do it?
- It's fine, it's fine.
- I'm your senpai, you know!
- Eh, is it fine here? This side is more...
- But you're doing it like that... - It's scary!
- Not yet, not yet! - You haven't put the switch in yet.
- Eh, what if I get shot?
- Eh, what?! - Eh, what happened?
- Eh, you didn't do it, right?
- Eh, it's already on. Won't it come when you put it on?
- Eh, it won't come, it won't come, it still won't come.
- Eh, it's so fun!
- It's so fun!
- Ah, you can't do it alone.
- Ah, you can't do it? Then... - Then...
- You! Eh, this!
- Eh, it hurts! You have to put it in!
- I haven't put it in yet, but... - Hey, you really have to put it in!
- Eh, how do you do this?
- Ah, like this!
- Eh, you really have to put it in!
- Eh, Ruka, you're really not good at this!
- It really hurts!
- Eh, it's up to 10, right?
- Eh, is 10 fine?
- Eh, 1?
- It's 1? - Let's go!
- Eh, I don't think it'll come that far.
- It'll be bad if you do it so vigorously!
- Here I go!
- Eh, should I do it again?
- Eh, is it not coming? - Ahhhh!
Wait a minute! It's not what I was expecting!
It's like a 'dukun dukun' sound.
- It's not 'bii' - No, it's not 'bii'
It's 'dun dun'
It doesn't suit my hair!
Sorry.
I'm sorry!
It doesn't suit my hair!
What is going on with you?!
I'm getting mad!
I can't use it anymore!
Stop it, please!
My hair is burning!
This is dangerous!
- I can't do it anymore. - Let's do it.
- It's a new pattern. - It's from S, so...
- Spin it. - It's one line.
- One by one.
- Really? One by one? - But...
- It's not from S, right? - It's from S.
- It's from S, so... - Hey...
- Lift it up. - It hurts.
- Lift it up. - It's not coming yet.
- It hurts! - It feels like it's from G.
Hey, stop it!
- It's like a sharpie... - Don't touch me!
- It's big! - I'm not doing it.
- I'm not trying to do it. - It's like a new sharpie.
- Maybe you should try it once. - No! - You should try it once.
- It's scary. - Don't scream.
- Give it to Chika. - No!
- It's not that strong. - I don't like it!
- Wait, I'll cut it. - Turn it sideways.
- Here we go. - It hurts!
- If it hurts, I'll cut it for you. - No!
- Here we go. - One.
- How is it? - It doesn't hurt.
- Why?! - Hey!
- No! - One is coming?
- It's coming. - No way!
- There's a kid!
- It's one. - It's not two?
- You have to level it up. - That's right.
- Your face! - I'm going to die!
Don't put it on Chika.
- Put it on for her. - Okay.
- Do you want it to be two? - No!
- It's not coming. - It's not coming.
- Was it two? - No, it was eight.
- Eight?! - It went up to eight.
- It's eight. - It's not coming.
- It's one. - Do you want to experience it?
Do you want to experience it?
- Aya said it's one. - I only said it's one.
- Where is it? - Here.
- No, it's the other way around. - Ah!
- It's not there. - What?
- What's wrong? - What's wrong with you?
- What's that? - What's that?
- What's wrong with you? - Stupid, stupid, stupid!
- Why is it not there? - It's not!
- It's not there! - It's not? Where?
- It's not! - I'm sorry.
- Turn it this way. - I'm sorry.
- Turn it this way.
- That's strong! - I'm sorry.
- I bet I dropped it here. - Ouch!
- Hey, where are you going? - Where are you going?
- Hey! - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- I just dropped it. - Why?
- Because it hurts so much. - Don't drop it.
- I can't do it. - Aya, please hold it for me.
- How do you do it? - Like this.
- Do it, Jibunel. - Can you do it, Jibunel?
- Jibunel. - Oh, no.
- We might lose trust. - That's right.
- It's scary. - If you do it once...
- I don't know what you just did. - I did it once.
- It's not "once". - I don't know.
- You just pressed a button. - I don't know.
You pressed a button like "tap".
- That's it? - If you press it once, you'll get it.
No!
- What's "tap"? - I don't know.
Ayu was in "tap" mode. It was really shiny.
It was shiny.
Where are you going?
- It hasn't started yet. - It hasn't started yet.
- The game hasn't started yet. - Oh, no.
Where do you press the switch?
I'll do it.
- Basketball? - Don't do it.
- Is "one" okay? Not "three"? - Two, two, two.
- Two? - Two.
- Shall we do "two"? - Yes.
- Ready, go. But we have time limit, right? - Yes, we do.
- I can't do it. - Time limit. - Hurry up and get ready.
- What are we drawing? - It's like a dream.
- There's a lot going on. - Hey, what are you doing?
- Oda is over there. - It's so cold.
- Hey, can you see my slippers? - Can you see my slippers?
- I can see them all the time.
- I can see Minion. - Look at me.
I can see Minion.
- Only Aya is seriously wearing shoes. - Look at me.
- Ruka is also wearing slippers.
- Everyone is wearing slippers. - Basketball.
- It's an official channel now. - It's official now.
It's official now.
- Okay. - Let's do it.
- Can you do it? - I really can't do it.
- Ruka... - That's right, it's "s".
- Okay, start. - Okay, basketball...
While writing with your hands on your lap...
- Are you ready? - Yes.
Okay, ready, start!
- I'm sorry! - It's a basketball.
- I did it! - You're fast!
- I did it! - There's more.
- What?! Why?!
- Because it's artistic. - It's artistic!
- That's right, you have to write it artistically. - Four, three...
- You can do it! - I did it.
- Look, look, look. - I did it!
- Did you draw it? - Yes, I did.
- Present. - Ah! Ah! Ah! - Ah, sorry, sorry!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry! - I forgot, I forgot, I forgot!
- I forgot it so much! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! - Yes, now Chika-chan,
- Yes. - Can you show us?
- This is the basket I drew. - That's amazing!
- It's amazing! - But it's kind of like a novel, isn't it?
It's like a touch of art.
- Here it is. - Yes.
- Ayuka is... - Ta-dah!
- Oh, you're good, you're good, you're good! - The moment of goal.
- But you didn't have enough time, you didn't have enough time. - Oh, I see.
- Yes. - The moment you put it in.
- Was basketball like this? - Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- You're good. - The point is that it's kind of like art. - You're good.
- Ah! It's tiring! - Next is Kei-tsu.
- Next is my turn. - No!
- It's Kei-tsu and me. - No, no, Ayuka, what should I do?
- It's really bad, isn't it? But I've done it once with a gun before.
- On this show. - I've done it with a gun before.
- Then can you do it with a gun by yourself? - No, no, but...
- Ayuka's evaluation is good. - Nice.
- Eh, is this basketball again? - Isn't the theme the same?
- Yes.
- It's different.
- Eh, wait, don't put it in, okay? - I won't put it in.
- It's scary! - Ayuka, up?
- Down? - No, Ayuka, I really don't like it.
- Really, stop it! Down, down, down, down. Ah, no, lower it like this.
- I did it like this earlier. - Lower it.
- Like this? Okay, okay. - This way.
- Stop it. - Okay.
- My hands are sweating already. - Eh? - Lower it.
- Okay.
- Eh, wait! I don't like it!
- Lower it! - Okay, okay.
- Lower it. - Eh, what should I do? Should I just buy it?
- Ayuka hasn't done it before. - I haven't done it before.
- But you've done it before, haven't you?
- IT HURTS!
- This hurts!
- It hurts!
- The path you've taken. - But it's one!
- Even if it's one, it hurts!
- What was that sound? - I don't know!
- It was like... - I just hit it!
- Stop it! - Even though there's nothing. - Even though there's nothing.
- Okay. - I got it. - It's one, right?
- Wait. - Basketball is one second.
- Wait, it's really not two. - It's two.
- It's two, right? - Ayaka, open up the sketchbook. - Wait.
- Hold up the pen. - Yeah, hold it up.
- My hand hurts. - Thank you.
- Okay, here we go. - Wait.
- Wait, wait, wait. - Here we go.
Okay, ready...
Start!
- Wait, wait... - IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS!
- Are you okay? - It hurts!
- It's like a dot. - IT HURTS! IT HURTS!
- It's like this. - Ruka-chan is good.
- Ruka-chan is artistically good. - IT HURTS! IT HURTS!
- It's like a shadow. - IT HURTS!
- IT HURTS! WAIT! - How many seconds left?
- WAIT! WAIT! - 5...
- 4... 3... - It's like a poison drug. - 2...
- 1... - IT HURTS! IT HURTS!
IT HURTS!
Thank you for your hard work.
Okay, one by one.
Let's start with Ayaka.
What did you write?
Molten.
What? What?
It's basketball.
Wow!
Right?
How do you know?
I know.
I'm good, right?
It's molten, right?
I know.
Wow!
This is a plus, isn't it?
It looks good.
If you add molten...
Yeah.
It's okay, right?
Okay, Ruka-chan, let's go.
It's like...
It's like mandarin.
Mandarin?
It's basketball.
It's like bingo.
I was really serious about this.
Yeah, you were.
Ruka-chan finished it in five seconds.
Yeah, I finished it.
It's like...
It's like something that comes later.
It's not good.
It's like poison, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So...
The second half was hard and I couldn't draw it.
After I drew the ball...
Yeah.
Artistically...
Yeah.
I drew shadows, too.
Shadows and...
I wanted to make it more three-dimensional.
So...
I was nervous.
You were nervous.
But it's up to the viewers and fans to judge it.
Now that we have four illustrators...
Yes.
It's time for viewer survey.
Look at it again, everyone.
Here it is.
Yes.
Please vote for the member who drew the most artistic illustration.
Then...
Survey...
Start!
Please vote!
I didn't know Ayuka was so popular.
Because of the comments.
Artistic.
Personality and artistic.
Personality?
Personality.
This one.
It's over.
Here is the result.
First place is 40% Ayaka Ohta.
Second place is 32% Ayuka Kamimura.
Third place is 18% Ruka Kitano.
Isn't it too low?
Eight.
Eight points.
But this is not a team.
Isn't it a team?
Three points for the first place.
It's a team.
That's why.
Of course.
K-2 has an advantage now.
Then it's zero points.
Sorry.
She is angry.
But she will be in the capital.
Don't say that.
It's just the beginning.
It's a special entity.
An alien.
Only people who know it know it.
People who know it know it.
That's it.
Is it over?
I tried to end it.
I don't like it.
Are you still angry?
I'm not angry.
Stop it.
I like it.
Stop it.
Let's move on to the second round.
I'm glad.
The conditions will change.
Should we draw again?
With Ayuka.
Let's have Ayuka draw a topic card.
Let's do it.
Is it coming?
It's impossible.
It's easy to draw.
Please stop it.
"Hold a pen with "gu" and write."
Like this?
Like a baby?
Of course.
Like this?
It looks easy.
It's good.
I see.
It was like that before.
OK.
Is Kei going next?
Sure.
Kei and her team.
"Write "luka" by yourself."
It's difficult.
I'm pretty good at it.
"Hold a pen with "gu" and write."
With "gu"?
Which one should I write?
Should I write it vertically?
It's like a person.
"Hold a pen with "gu" and write."
Ready, go!
You're good.
You're good at it.
You're good at writing.
How long has it been?
How many seconds?
30 seconds.
Really?
18 seconds.
10 seconds.
You're fast.
Ayaka is suddenly fast.
You're good at it.
5, 4, 3...
Luka
You're a senior.
I didn't make it in time.
Wait a minute.
You look like a dog.
I didn't make it in time.
Let's start with Ayaka.
Mine is artistic.
I drew it artistically.
Good job.
Isn't it good?
Wow!
I drew it with effort.
Good job.
Isn't it good?
Good job.
Isn't it good?
Doesn't it look like me?
Doesn't it look like you?
You're pretty good at drawing faces.
Isn't it good?
Isn't it?
I'm pretty good at it.
It's good.
The face is good.
You don't look like a beef.
Of course, you drew it like that.
You look like someone's face.
You're smiling.
Your look is like this when it's seen.
Your face is like that.
You don't look like someone's face.
You drew it yourself.
I did.
I did it myself.
Your face is like...
Well, it's not bad.
It's similar to your face today.
"Me of today" is what I wrote.
There wasn't enough time. Your eyes and mouth were scary for the last two seconds.
- If you didn't move, you'd look like me. - I concentrated on my hair.
And then my mouth and eyes were like, "It's over!" and I wrote "achachachacha" and ended up like this.
- But you got the features, right? - You're good.
- It's because it's me.
You're good, for sure.
- Don't you like this hairstyle? - Yeah, I like it.
- I'm not good at drawing. - It's my face.
- Don't make Ruga-san mad. - Okay.
- Do your best. - I'll do my best.
- Are you ready? - Yes.
That's not good.
- That's not good, Your Majesty. - That's not good.
- Okay? - Yes, yes, yes.
- Okay, Team S, let's go. - Okay.
- Ready, go! - Ready, go!
- It's hard to say "goo". - "Goo" is a little hard. - It's hard.
- It comes back naturally and beautifully.
- Chika-chan, look at me, look at me. - Look at me.
- It's okay even if you imagine it. - Well, well, it's true.
- Oh, 5 seconds. - It was close. - It was close.
- Can you make it in time? - 10 seconds left. - 10 seconds left.
- Are you okay? - Oh, no.
- 5 seconds, 4, 3... - Chika-chan, it's okay.
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- It's over, it's over. Please leave it. - No, no, no!
- It's okay, it's okay. - No, no, no!
- Do you want to see it from either side?
- Huh? - Do you want to see it from either side?
- Chika-chan? - Let's go with Chika-chan.
- Chika-chan wrote "Luka-chan", here it is.
- Grandma! - Chika-chan!
- No! - Grandma!
- This is Luka-chan's Ekubo. - Ekubo when she laughs?
- Ekubo and today's blush. - You're a little old.
- My hair... - Are you okay?
- You've had hair since you were little. - Are you okay?
- It's in the air. - Like this.
- This is dubious. - I'm scared.
- I'm confident. - What?
- Look at this. - Why?
- Because it's not Luka-san. - It's still similar.
- I know what it is. - Please.
- Ready and... - Wait, wait!
Wait, wait! Which one did you say?
Oh no!
This is what happened to Luka!
She got pinched!
Wow!
Look, it's Luka-san's boobs!
I know boobs, I know boobs...
But it's a new way of drawing boobs.
It's usually a different way of drawing boobs.
It's usually...
I don't know! It's my first time drawing boobs!
It's your first time drawing boobs!
It can't be helped.
I've never drawn boobs before.
That's right, I'm sorry.
But it's really good.
It's amazing.
So it's not a face?
That's right, that's right.
Because she drew boobs before a face.
So it was boobs before a face.
It was boobs before a face.
You are not good at drawing boobs.
You are going to judge.
Please vote for us.
You are wearing a night cap.
Why do you draw hair so well?
I don't draw hair well.
Why?
I draw hair with my life.
It's art.
You are good at drawing.
Here is the result.
5th place is Ootano.
2nd place is Kitano.
3rd place is Kamimura.
4th place is Matsumoto.
Chika got 0 points again.
I can't draw anymore.
You are not good at drawing.
Kez is good at drawing.
It hasn't started yet.
Chikako, do it seriously.
It's too low.
It's 3.9.
That's all for the art battle.
Thank you.
The score is 3-9.
Well, it's only the first match.
Let's move on to the next battle.
"Autumn of Reading", "Don't Laugh" reading battle!
This is a popular board game on YouTube.
We will play with "Don't Laugh" reading.
In this game, you have to read seriously without laughing.
It's a reading game that makes you laugh more than you think you shouldn't.
You have to read the old stories written in the textbook one by one in order.
However, you have to read seriously without laughing according to the various instruction cards.
It's okay to change words or move.
If you laugh when you read or listen, you will be penalized.
You will get a "chalk chip".
This is also a team battle.
If you finish the game as soon as you run out of "chalk chip" and get a lot of "chalk chip", you will lose.
The winning team will get 10 points.
This is important.
This is it.
This is it. There is a book here.
If you laugh...
If you read or listen, you will laugh.
If you get "chalk chip" and have a lot of it, you will lose.
If you have a lot of it, you will lose.
I see.
You shouldn't laugh.
I understand.
I'm scared because I don't have a lot of "chalk chip".
Ayaka is laughing all the time.
If you have "chalk chip", you can't get out of it.
You shouldn't laugh at others' laughter.
But it's not Rika's language, surprisingly.
Elga, but...
But if Switch comes in, it'll probably be fine.
Yeah.
But I don't know. But it's these members.
Certainly.
But you know what's difficult? There's this order.
That's right.
What order is it?
It's not just reading, right?
Yeah.
Now, now...
Then, which order...
...is it from?
Oh, it's free.
Oh, it's free?
Yeah.
What do we do?
Oh, it's old-fashioned. It's not free at all, sorry.
Stop it!
Stop it, stop it.
This time, we'll read "Momotaro," an old-fashioned story.
We'll all read it, so please open the page of "Momotaro."
Who wants to go first?
Should we do it like this?
Well, you can do it in order.
Oh, well, Chika-chan can go first.
Then...
Oh, thank you.
First place is easy.
So, "Momotaro," page 30.
Yes.
That's it.
Yes.
Eh, did you explain this properly?
From now on?
From now on.
Then, we'll start reading from Matsumoto.
Readers, please draw a support card and read seriously according to its instructions.
Yes.
Then, "Don't Laugh" reading battle, start!
Matsumoto will go first.
Here.
What, what, what?
I think I can do it.
Like a play.
I'll read one line.
Momotaro.
Once upon a time, there was an old man and an old woman.
It's over.
Isn't this one?
Eh, do you spin this?
Ah, you do it one more time in your turn, right?
Yes.
Here I go.
Like a play!
- Where was it? - Number two, from number two.
One day, as the old woman was washing her face with a river,
a large peach flowed from her hair.
"Dombra koko, sukko koko, dombra koko, sukko koko," it flowed.
Here I go.
- Isn't it scary? - Hey, isn't it called a staircase?
It's called a staircase.
- I know it. - Isn't it scary?
No way!
Okay, here I go.
Ta-dah! "Like a play!"
Oh my!
This is...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I laughed.
I'm sorry.
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
Just once.
What?
She's crying!
Why?
Did you tell a touching story?
What?
What's wrong?
She's crying and she's chewing gum.
She's chewing gum and chewing gum.
I'm scared!
Stop it!
I can't stand it!
Hey! Stop it!
I'm scared!
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
Can we laugh once?
No, we can't.
Let's all laugh together.
All of us?
We're all laughing.
All of us?
I'm scared!
She's laughing so hard.
I'm scared!
She's laughing so hard and crying.
She's chewing gum and chewing gum.
There was no bad thing.
No, no, no.
Oh, my.
Let's do it again.
Again?
Like we're done with the ceremony.
I don't know.
It's like a bad thing.
But it's not like what you think it is.
It's not like what you think it is.
Let's do it again.
Let's do it.
Wait a minute.
Let's do it.
Oh, my.
This is a wonderful thing.
I'll read it to the end.
Well, well, let's take it home.
The old woman picked up the peach and took it home.
The end.
What? What?
Is it over if it's not over?
Is it over?
What if it's not over?
It's my bad intention.
That's not it!
It's Ayaka's bad intention.
It's my bad intention.
It's Ayaka's bad intention.
It's my bad intention.
I didn't feel it.
It's embarrassing.
Next.
It's Ruka's turn.
All right.
Ruka was very quiet.
She didn't say anything.
Next.
What is it?
It's a light taste.
It looks delicious.
It's good.
Where is it?
Is it number four?
It's number four.
I'll read it.
In the evening,
an old man who had just gone to the mountains finally came back.
It's good.
I'll read it.
Do you want me to read it again?
Yes.
I'll read it again.
Put your nickname when you were little somewhere.
It's difficult.
What?
What does it mean?
It's easy.
That's right.
It's like a line.
It's like a nickname when you were little.
Yes.
I'll read it.
Grandma, I just got home.
Chika, you too.
Mom, grandpa, welcome home.
I have something good for you.
It's out.
Why did you make me laugh?
You should have laughed.
Ta-da!
Like a stubborn father.
Isn't it difficult?
It's number six, isn't it?
Isn't it stubborn?
The old woman...
No, no.
The old woman carried a peach in her hand and said, "Look at this peach."
Why is it stubborn?
It's not good.
The old woman carried a peach in her hand and said, "Look at this peach."
Stop it!
It's not good.
Hurry up!
Okay, I got it.
Isn't it too much?
It's too much.
It's overwhelmingly too much, isn't it?
Yes.
Is it too bright?
In a cat-like way of speaking...
It's too much.
Yes.
Number seven?
Yes.
Here we go.
Hoho!
Where did you get such a splendid peach?
Meow!
No, I picked it up from the river today.
Meow!
Come on and eat it!
Meow!
Chip-chip.
Ayaka, Ayaka...
Chip-chip.
Where did you get it?
Chip-chip.
Why?
Ayaka, what do you think?
Chip-chip.
No!
I can't do it!
Isn't it too weak?
Okay, next up is Elka.
Okay.
Like a clerk.
Clerk?
Elka has been picking up good ones for a while now.
What?!
What?
Number eight.
"Cane" is difficult.
She wrote a line in it.
Yes!
When the old woman tried to cut the peach with a knife,
the peach split in two from the inside,
and while shouting "oh no! oh no!"
a cute baby came out.
Ruka-chan.
Oh, I left it as it was.
You left it as it was.
I'll do it.
This one.
Like a Shanghai announcer.
Oh!
It's good.
You look good.
Please read it.
My heart is pounding.
What's wrong? Why?
Okay, I'll do it.
Oh my, oh my, I'm surprised, grandpa.
I'm surprised, grandpa. I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
I'll do it.
In a hurry, I said I'd do it.
While saying "yes", I...
Again? Again?
I let go of my hand.
Yes!
I'm so happy!
I wanted Ayaka so much!
I'm so happy!
I'm getting runny nose.
Runny nose?
Which one? Which one?
Number nine.
Ayaka, number ten.
Like a newscaster.
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
I can say that.
One page.
"Oh my, what a cheerful child she is," the old man and the old woman laughed interestingly while looking at each other's faces.
Oh, that's good. That's good.
Oh, I'm sorry. The microphone is over there.
Here we go.
Ta-dah!
Using dialect...
Wow!
Wait!
"Oh my, what a cheerful child she is," the old man and the old woman laughed interestingly while looking at each other's faces.
I don't know, so I'll try it.
Here we go.
And a child born of a peach...
Here we go again.
And a peach born of a...
I bit you. I'm sorry.
And a child born of a peach...
And a peach born of a peach...
I bit you. I'm sorry.
I just bit you. I'm sorry.
Here we go.
Music as usual?
Hey!
No!
Ruka-san, let's listen to it one more time.
Why?!
No, no.
Because you heard it.
Music as usual?
The old man and the old woman took good care of each other and raised Momotaro.
That's it.
That's it?
We finished talking.
Oh, we'll move on to Chapter Two.
How many more jokes are there?
There are a lot of them.
Jokes?
Yes.
Let's change the story.
Change the story?
Let's change the story of Hanasakati.
There is a second chapter, so let's change it.
Let's do the second chapter.
Momotaro's?
Yes.
"Oni" "bai" "sei" "batsu"
"Oni" "sei" "batsu"?
Yes.
"Oni" "sei" "batsu"?
Yes.
Oh, no.
Let's change it.
Yes.
Let's go.
This one.
"Gyal" "ppoku"
Wow.
Yes.
That's good.
Let's do it.
Of course, Momotaro's body got bigger and bigger compared to his childhood.
What is "gyal"?
It's a foreign word.
OK. OK. OK.
Yes.
nerukutsu
Let's do it.
"sei" "no"
pu
rock singer
Let's do it.
"rock singer", right?
When I was 15 years old, there was no one as strong as Momotaro in Japan.
Momotaro wanted to go abroad and test his strength.
Yes.
Isn't it good?
Even we think so.
Isn't it good?
Yes.
gyan
tama ni tsukkomi wo irenagara
It's difficult.
Here I go.
Then, there was a story from a person who traveled abroad.
What? What?
At the far end of the sea, there is a place called Onigashima,
where evil demons live in a castle,
and protect treasures from all directions.
Oh, it's over.
Yes, it's over.
It's over.
At the far end of the sea, there is a place called Onigashima,
where evil demons live in a castle,
and protect treasures from all directions.
It's difficult.
If I can't make a topic...
It's difficult.
I see.
Sometimes you talk too fast.
- It's easy for you, Momotaro. - Hey, Luka.
What do you mean?
Huh?
- Okay. - Are you ready?
Momotaro wants to go to Onigashima.
To Grandpa...
Please audition for me!
I want to go to Onigashima and audition for you!
Is what...
She said.
Wait! If Ayaka-pyon laughs...
If you laugh, you'll get caught!
Yes! Laugh! Don't laugh!
Don't laugh! Here, take the chalk!
Take the chalk!
Rika-chan and Fuku-chan got caught, too!
Sorry! I got caught, too!
Ayaka-pyon and the chalk card and Ishigure's chair...
Hey, don't laugh!
Hey, Ayaka-pyon...
Don't laugh!
Hey, Ayaka...
I'll laugh at anything...
Okay.
Okay, Kika-chan.
I'm tired of this...
It's too much, Ishigure.
Okay, like kabuki...
I can't do it anymore...
What number is it? Number 5?
Here I go.
Nio-oji-san was surprised, but...
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
That's bold of you!
Jiaaa!
Pon!
"Go ahead," I said.
No!
Ayaka!
No! I'm not making you hungry!
Ayaka!
Don't laugh!
Seriously...
Is this Kei's safe?
I didn't say it, though.
Except for Kitano-san.
Hey, Ayaka!
But I can't do it!
You're good.
You're good!
Ayaka!
But it was number 5.
Yeah, it was number 5. Let's do number 6.
Okay.
Like a madam!
Oh, that's good!
Here I go.
It's number 6, right?
Yeah.
A madam?
If you go that far,
you'll end up hungry,
said the old woman.
What a wonderful madam.
Okay!
Here we go.
Ta-dah!
Like the world's oldest old man...
Here we go.
So...
There...
An old man and...
An old woman...
Carried...
OK.
Like there's something in your mouth.
Huh?
Difficult.
It's difficult.
Position?
Position.
Heihara Koko, Heihara Koko...
I have begun speaking my Keiran language!
Heihara Koko, Heihara Koko...
Like...
Like what?
Like I've closed my eyes.
Difficult.
This game is no good.
Like I don't have teeth.
It's no good.
I didn't get anything.
Chika didn't get anything either.
Three cards.
Chika, five.
I have six.
Nine.
Nine cards.
Five cards.
Why did you have to put up with it?
Ayaka, how many cards did you play?
Nine.
Isn't that too many?
This is a game of putting up with it.
I couldn't do it.
I'm a little tired.
I'm tired of this.
It's surprisingly hard to put up with it. Putting up with laughter.
Laughter is wonderful.
Fourteen to nine, K-two's victory.
Thank you very much.
Yeah!
You're pretty good at it.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
I tried my best.
But it's not because of Ayaka.
Nine cards.
That's true.
You're putting up with it, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
Why?
No, I'm not.
Ayuka.
It's from here.
Yeah.
It's from here.
That's it.
Time flies.
It's from here.
That's it for "Autumn of Reading".
It was a reading battle where you can't laugh.
Yay!
I'm tired.
Drink some water, everyone.
I'm tired.
Okay.
Let's move on.
Battle three.
Okay.
"Autumn of Sports".
"Poo-ball-in battle".
Yay!
"Autumn of Sports" reminds you of the sports festival.
The sports festival is famous for its ball-in competition.
But even if you do it normally, it's not unofficial.
So we're going to play with poo-toys instead of balls.
Yay!
In the team battle, one person will...
It's over there.
...put a basket on their head...
Yes.
...and the other person will throw poo.
The team with more poo in the basket in one minute will win.
The winning team will gain 10 points.
First of all, please check your roles for each team.
Ayuka is in the red one.
Okay.
It's decided.
Me too.
Let's start with Team K-2.
You two go first.
The line is...
It's like this.
Are you okay?
The poo is...
It's light.
It's cute.
It's light poo.
I broke it.
You just stay still.
Can't I move?
You can move.
Can I go and get it?
Yes.
It's quite a distance.
I'm scared.
You can throw it like an arch.
Hit.
But you have to go down a little more.
Yes, yes.
A little more. Face forward.
No, neck, neck, neck.
Face forward.
But it's good. If you do it during the show, you'll get it all.
I'm sorry.
What do you mean?
If you have something in your hand...
Maybe you should hold it like this.
Yes, yes. So you don't drop it.
Is it okay for me to hold it like this?
Yes, it's okay.
It's easy to throw.
I'll throw it.
Pull your chin a little.
Yes, yes, yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Then, Team K-2's "Poo Balls" start!
I'm scared.
You're going to drop it?
It's higher than I thought.
Ouch!
I'm bad at controlling it.
Did you get it?
It's hard.
You're good at it, Chika-chan.
Ouch!
Two.
That was close!
Ouch!
You have one minute left.
You have 30 seconds left.
I'm not good at it.
You have 30 seconds left.
That was close!
It hurts!
Do you want me to put it in from above?
I'm not good at it!
I'll put it in.
I don't have it!
I'm not good at it!
You can't do it!
You dropped it in the middle of it, Ayaka.
Yeah.
I don't like it.
I don't like my office being full of poop.
I'll clean it up for you, Ayaka.
Okay.
What kind of poop is it?
Poop.
It's poop.
You're not good at it!
But it's cute.
It's cute.
It's cute poop.
It has a different face.
Yeah, it's a little different.
It's cute.
Okay, let's switch.
Okay!
I'll clean it up for you.
You can't do anything with it, can you?
I can't do it.
I can only adjust the height of it.
I think it's better for people who are short to do it.
It's easier for people who are tall to do it.
But you can't see it.
I have a big appetite.
Look at it.
I'm scared.
It only fits my neck.
I'm starving.
Okay.
Which one is better?
This is easier.
Please.
It's Team S's turn.
Ready, set, go!
Did you drop it?
Nice!
Why can you see it?
I'm sorry!
Wow!
Ayaka is good at this.
That was close.
You're good!
That's amazing!
Chika is good at controlling it, too.
Ouch!
You're good!
Wow!
Ayaka is amazing!
Ayaka, why can you see it?
Ouch!
Ready, set, go!
It's a tie.
Nice!
That's amazing!
Wow!
Ouch!
There's ice left.
Ouch!
That was close!
Ayuka...
One, two, three, four...
What? That didn't count?
Four?
But...
What?
Seven.
But...
But you won.
It's okay.
Why did you drop it?
That's amazing!
Ayuka, you're good!
That's amazing!
What?
What? Is it over?
What? I won!
You did it!
We were terrible at this.
Right?
This was difficult.
I couldn't open it. I couldn't open it!
It was fast. Is it over already? Is there no second round?
There is no second round.
Can I press it now?
You said you couldn't press it at first.
Oh, you're pressing it.
This team won by a margin of 10 points.
We did it!
We finally did it!
We finally did it.
Okay.
Let's move on to the next game.
Take a look at it.
Oh, sorry.
That's it for "Sports Autumn Poop Balls In Battle"!
Next game is popular.
"Three Minutes Cheap Theater" corner.
Let's take a look at the members.
Mikuru's special skill is talking.
Then please talk for three minutes.
I'm Kitamo Mikuru of Team S.
My special skill is talking.
I was told to keep talking for three minutes.
Are you confident?
I only have confidence.
I only have confidence, so I'll do my best.
Then, ready, start!
The first one is...
I recently had a summer tour.
I found about two people who I was interested in.
One of them is Takahata of Team E.
He is Hatagon.
Hatagon is my senior.
And we are in different teams, so we didn't get involved much.
During this rehearsal period, I thought he was like a mascot character and he was cute.
So I talked to him a lot.
The other one is Ayamero.
Ayamero and Hatagon are in the same team.
They are my seniors.
Well...
They are really nice to me.
During the summer tour, about 18 people did a solo concert in a row.
They did a wonderful Zayakkan concert.
Zayakkan's costume was a sparkling outfit that seemed like he was working at night.
Ayamero was really nice to me.
We got along very well.
I found two people who I was interested in.
The other one is...
Recently, there are a lot of different hairstyles in movie theaters.
So I'm trying different hairstyles.
Half twin and twin tail are Mikuru's usual hairstyles.
But Aomi-san scolded me for doing it too much.
Recently, black straight hair became quite popular in theaters.
So I want to try various hairstyles.
If you know any hairstyles you want me to try, please let me know.
Also, recently I wanted to dye my hair black.
So I've been dying my hair black for a while now.
I want to make it black and white.
But black hair suits men better than black and white.
I think black hair suits men better.
And I want to dye my hair black and white.
When I said I wanted to dye my hair black and white, everyone was against it.
So I think black hair suits men better.
But don't you think black and white hair suits men better?
Don't you think so?
I think I'm the type of person who is hated by women, but I'm the type of person who is liked by men.
You know what I mean, right?
I want to be that kind of woman.
I want to be a black and white woman with black hair.
But everyone was against it.
So I can't be that kind of woman.
And...
I want to dye my hair blonde, but I don't think my fans will be there.
What's wrong with you?
Idols with blonde hair are divided into good and bad.
So I won't dye my hair blonde.
I've always had black hair.
What time is it now?
Oh, 2 o'clock and 1 second?
Oh, I'm 20 years old and I can drink alcohol now.
I went to drink with Rika Naoki of the same generation a few times.
Mikuru looks pretty strong, but she's really weak.
I can't match Rika's strength at all.
So if you have any alcohol recommendations, please let me know.
The end!
I think I've talked a lot.
Mikuru likes to talk, so please come and talk to me.
Thank you very much!
Next is the last battle!
I can see it! I can see it!
Next is "Sports Autumn Unofficial Twister Battle"!
Ta-dah! Here are the rules.
The game will be played in a one-on-one battle in the order of this game table.
The players who will play will stand in a line and play.
When the referee turns the roulette and the two players move their hands and feet according to the command of the stopped piece.
And here is the unofficial rule.
If the roulette stops at the purple piece, there is a box, so pull out a piece of paper and decide the mission.
Please do your best not to lose your posture even under those conditions!
The first person to lose their posture will lose.
If the members play all four rounds in a row and the team with the highest number of wins gains 15 points.
It's big!
If it's a tie, the representatives will fight each other and decide the winner.
The first match is between Ayuka and Ayaka!
Yes! I'll do my best!
I'll do my best!
So...
Are you ready?
Yes!
The one who wins in this game is the winner.
Oh! The one who wins in this game is the winner.
I see.
Then I will be the referee.
Yes, please.
Here is the roulette.
Which one goes first? Ayuka first?
From Ayuka?
Yes, from Ayuka.
Let's do it together.
Oh, together.
I'll spin it.
Um, "mi"... Oh, I moved it. Oh, I moved it. Oh, I'm sorry.
This is it, I think. "Migite no midori".
- "Migite no midori"? - "Migite midori".
- Me too? Together? - Yeah.
- "Migite no midori". - This is important, by the way.
- Yeah, it's important. - There's no such thing as "tashikko ga ii" or anything like that.
- Huh!? - It's also something you say after you put it down.
No, no, no, no, no!
- Hurry up and say it! - Sorry, sorry, sorry!
- "Migite no..." - This is also...
What should I do? "Migite no midori", right?
- Hurry up. - But you know...
- Should I do it like this? Ebisu, can I go this way? - Yeah.
- Can I go from there? - Yeah.
- Hurry up! - Okay.
- You can go anywhere. - I'll go here.
- Next, I'll spin it. - Okay.
- Um, "hidari ashi midori". - Huh?
- Okay. - Is it "hidari ashi"?
- Yes. - Oh...
Next.
- "Hidari te midori". - "Hidari te midori"?
- We're getting along. - We're getting along!
Sorry, I only have "hidari midori".
Next.
- "Hidari te aka". - Can I move it?
- Yeah, you can move it. - No, no, no!
- Huh!? - No, no, no!
- You can't. - No, no, no!
- Okay, okay, okay! - We're getting along!
- We're playing "twister" now! - We are!
- You can't fall now. - Hurry up!
Okay, I spun it.
- Which one is right foot? - What? I can't do it!
- Hurry up! - Hurry up!
- Ouch!
- This looks hard. - Ouch!
- It's because you're soft. - Hurry up!
- I'm doing it. Right foot is green. - Right foot?
- I'm doing it. - Okay, spin it.
- Wait for me. - Right foot is red.
- I'm doing it! - I'm doing it!
- Hurry up!
- I'm slipping.
- Right foot is... - Green?
- Green! - Which one?
- Ota-san! Ota-san! - Ota-san!
- Ota-san, you can do it! - Why is it stuck?
- Is it stuck? Are you okay? - It's stuck!
- I did it. Right foot is green. - It's stuck!
- Just barely. - It's stuck.
- Hurry up! - Hurry up!
- Right foot is red. - Right foot is red?
- Right foot is red. - Ayaka is okay.
- You're barely doing it. - I want purple.
- Hurry up! - I want purple! - Left hand is yellow.
- Left hand is yellow?
- I did it! - It's a little easier now. - It's so easy!
- Left hand... - It looks easy.
- It's slippery. - Right?
- Left hand is blue. - Left hand is blue?
- I can't do it anymore.
Next...
What is this?
Right foot, green.
Ayuka!
It's hard!
Stretch your legs!
I can't do it anymore!
Stretch your legs!
If you touch your butt, you're out?
What kind of...
What kind of game is this?
Is it "sutten kororin"?
Can I touch my butt?
You touched it yesterday.
Ayuka's posture!
Hurry up!
Amazing!
Hurry up!
Left foot, purple.
Right foot, purple.
Left foot, purple.
It's purple!
It's over.
Can you stand it?
This one.
Extreme bitter senburi tea.
I can't do it anymore.
You can't do it anymore.
I can't do it anymore.
Ayuka!
I can't do it anymore.
It's over.
Huh?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
Right foot, purple.
Left foot, purple.
Well, but...
It's not nice of you!
Here you go.
What?!
It's the last cup.
Good job.
You did a good job.
Here I go.
Cheers!
One, two...
Bitter!
This is a variety show.
Do a variety show reaction.
Don't go drinking water so soon.
There's a monster.
Hey...
Bitter?
The flavor is bitter.
The flavor?
Does it stay in your mouth?
Bitter, bitter, bitter.
Does it stay in your mouth?
Bitter, bitter, bitter.
Oh!
- OK. - Ayaka.
- Your reaction was cold. - Ayaka.
But I've said it enough.
- That reaction was enough. - Maybe it's better to talk about it.
- Unexpectedly? - Unexpectedly?
- Wasn't it? - I'm sorry.
- It's better to talk about it. - Really?
But I don't think either is good.
But it may slip.
This and socks. It may slip easily.
- It's important to know where to start. - Yes, it's important.
- Shall we move on? - Shall we?
- Rukatin and Chika-chan. - OK, good luck.
- May I say it? - Yes.
- I'll say it. - What's wrong?
- May I say it from my mouth? - May I say it from my mouth?
Oh, I'll turn it off.
OK, then.
Ready, set, go!
Right foot blue.
- It slips easily. - The first one.
Left foot red.
- What do you mean? - Left foot?
- Right foot blue and left foot red. - It's the opposite.
- You said it proudly.
Yes, it's the opposite.
Right foot blue first.
- Blue first? - Yes.
- Then, left foot red. - It slipped.
- Here we go. - It slipped three times.
- Purple came out. - Isn't it fast?
- Right foot purple. - It's OK.
- Right foot purple. - Right foot purple.
Good morning.
Ta-da!
Styrofoam around the ears for 10 seconds.
- What does it mean? - It's a bit weird.
- It's still... - I don't like it.
- I put it in. - What does it mean? What should I do?
- How? - What?
Oh, I see.
I'll put in another one.
- Here we go. - I don't like it.
Ready, set, go!
- Maybe it's better to do it like this. - I don't like it, Aiko.
- I don't like it either. - Here you go.
- I haven't learned it yet.
Let's continue.
Here we go.
Right foot, green.
- Right foot? - Green. - It's always easy.
I see.
- Right foot, green. - Just copy me.
- Here we go. - I don't know which one.
- Purple. - Why?
- I didn't aim for it. - I didn't aim for it.
- Show me what you've got. - Show me what you've got.
Next, you'll be tickled by a cat.
- You look like you're having fun. - You look like you're having the most fun.
- I'm glad you're breathing. - My body is stiff.
This posture is quite painful.
- Are you ready? - Ready, set, go!
- I don't like it! - I don't like it!
- Lugarin, you're so cute! - Lugarin, you're so cute!
Huh?
- You're so cute! - You're so cute!
- Thank you. - You're so cute!
Let's continue.
- Here we go. - Okay.
Ta-dah!
Oh, this is red. Left hand, red.
- Wait, this posture is hard. - Left hand, red.
- Here we go. - Here we go.
- Spider-Man. - Spider-Man.
- Both of you... - Right hand, red.
- You can't do it anymore, Lecateen!
- Lecateen! Lecateen, you can do it! - I got punched!
- Wait, I can't move! - Okay, let's do it.
- Wait, wait! - Okay, let's do it.
- You're too cool. - Blue. Right foot, green.
- Right foot, green. - It's hard, so it hurts.
- Left hand, blue. - Left hand? - Blue?
- It's that one. - You're so cool.
- You're always in the same position. - Right foot, green.
- Right... yeah, blue. - Huh?
- It hurts, it's tough. - Left hand, yellow.
- Left hand, yellow? - Yeah.
- It hurts! - Keep moving forward. - Ah, purple came out.
- What?! - You're taking purple properly!
- I'm not taking it! - My hand is tingling.
- Ah! - Yay!
- In this state? - This is the worst.
- Wait, really... - Eh, won't this happen to us?
- This is... if you hold it like this... - Then I should hold it up, right?
- Eh, wait, wait! - Got it?
- Wait, wait! - What's going on?
- Ahhhh! - Wait!
- Wait!
- Ready, set, go! - Wait!
- Wait, you can't! Go! - Wait, wait!
- Go! - Wait!
- Quietly! - Quietly!
- Hold it! - Hold it tight!
- It hurts! I'm scared! - Go!
- It's okay, Nico! - I can't let go of it.
- Eh, I can't let go of it. - You can't let go of it.
- I let go of it.
- For now... then...
- Turn it around! Turn it around! - Eh, wait, wait!
- I can't let go of it. - I can't let go of it.
- I want to check if it hurts. Hurry up and do it yourself. - I don't want to do it myself!
- I don't like my own hand. - You can do it, it's okay. - Eh, it won't come here, right? It definitely won't come here, right?
- Where, where, where, where? - Eh, it won't come here, right? Here.
- Ah, then, he won't do it. - Eh, why? - Ah, then, he won't do it. - Eh, why? - Why won't you do it? - Why won't you do it? - Hurry up, hurry up! - Eh, eh?!
- Hurry up, hurry up! - Eh, what do you mean?
- I'll do it myself. I have to do it myself. - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean? - Eh, what do you mean?
- Amazing! Amazing! Amazing! Amazing! - Wait a second.
- Turn around.
- Amazing! Amazing! - It hurts!
- You're good! - Amazing!
- Okay, put your hands back. - What was it again?
- Your hands. Yellow, yellow. Chika-chan, yellow. - Red. - Red.
- Yeah. - Eh?
- Here we go. Ready, start. - Wait, it's hard and it hurts.
- Eh, right foot, yellow. - Right foot? - Yeah.
- Ah, it's a little easier now. - Ah, it's a little easier now.
- Ah, it's purple again! - Ah, it's weird!
- Why is this coming out? - I'm not doing it properly!
- I'm not doing it! - Why are you touching me? - I'm pooping.
- Ah! No! - What is it?!
- Nice! - Hey! - Nice!
- It's really smelly! It's really smelly! - Eh?!
- I hope the staff will do it! Ayaka! Ayaka, this might be impossible.
- This is pretty smelly. It's hard for people who make others do it.
- It's only three seconds, you know.
- Eh, wait, I think the staff will do it one by one.
- Wait, should I do it? - It's really smelly, isn't it?
- It's supposed to be done. It's really smelly, you know!
This is the worst.
- My hands smell. - Not yet.
- It's cold. - It stinks.
- Here we go. - This really stinks.
- Here we go. - Here we go.
One...
- Stinks. - No!
- No!
- Stinks! - Stinks!
- I don't like it. - Stinks!
- What is this? - It's like...
- Stinks! - Stinks!
- Are you okay? - Are you okay? Stop it.
- Stinks! - Stinks!
- It's like we're the only ones... - It's too hard.
- It's hard, isn't it?
- Here we go. - Okay.
- Stinks! - I have a weird feeling about this.
- Your right foot is blue. - My right foot?
- Blue. - Ah...
- Ah, it's easier. - It's easier.
- Really? - Yes.
- Your right foot is yellow. - Why is it going back?
- Ah... - Wait a minute.
- You're good at this. - My right foot?
- Your right foot is yellow.
- It's like a mirror. - Ah, it's purple again.
- That's weird! - Weird!
- That's weird! - Really!
- It's really coming out.
- Next up is...
- A super sour drink!
- We have a super sour drink!
- Please!
- Are you a genius?
- Please!
- Okay! - I'll make you drink it.
- Okay, then...
- Cheers! - One, two...
- Cheers!
- Go slowly.
- Go for it. - Wow.
- Wow! - Wow!
- You can do it! You can do it!
- You can do it!
- You're getting better. - Apparently it's good for you.
- Your body gets softer. - That's right. It's good for you.
- I don't need it now. - Okay, here we go.
My legs are going to fall off.
- Left hand, green. - Left hand?
- Green. - Green.
It's so rubbery!
- Is my knee okay? - I think your knee is fine.
- Is my knee okay?! - Your knee is fine.
- I can't do it?! - Yuka-chan...
- Yuka-chan, you can stretch your legs. - How do you do it?
- Up. You can lift up your butt. - It's too hard for me.
- Oh, you can't do it like that? - Is my left hand stuck?
Here we go again.
- Oh, it's purple again! - Hey!
- Why?! - You're lying!
- You scared me! - How do you do it?
- It's hard! - It's harder than you think.
- I'm going to put it back. - It's hard!
- It's a long battle. - I'm going to break it.
- I don't like it either!
- My hand hurts. - Hurry up and get ready!
- Hey... Yuka-chan... - Go behind me.
- Get on me. - If you get on me, it'll break.
- My back hurts. - I don't like it either!
- You can't do it, right? - I don't like it either!
What's wrong with you?!
Next one, next one.
Next one.
Left foot yellow.
Any?
- Left foot yellow. - No.
- Ah! There is one! - There is one, right?
There you go.
That's gross, that's gross.
Wait a minute. Can you do it if you step on an elephant?
And this hand, too...
It flew all over me.
- Here I go. - Wait a minute, wait a minute.
I can't reach my left foot.
Right foot yellow.
- Ah! There is one on the right foot! - There is one!
- Any more? - Yeah.
I'm getting mad.
Hurry up!
Right hand blue.
- Ah! It's a little easier now. - Ah!
- It's easier now. - It's easier now.
- Ah! It's so easy now! - Left foot green.
Left foot green.
This one, this one is green.
- You can't do the same thing, right? - I can't, I can't.
You can't do it.
Ah, that's nice.
- What's that sound? - It's the first one.
- Is the balloon inflating? - I don't like it!
Next...
Wah!
Purple came out!
- No way! - I'll go with this one.
Extremely bitter senburi tea!
- Extremely bitter senburi tea came in! - Please!
Bitter, bitter.
Ayaka, don't look up.
- Huh? - No, don't look up.
- What should I do? - Yes!
- What should I do? - It came in!
- Cheers! - It's extremely bitter senburi tea.
- Cheers! - Cheers!
Wait...
The sour one from before is still left, right?
- Eh, is it okay? - Can you raise your head?
Okay, can you do it?
- It's decided, right? - I'll do it.
- Eh, can you do it? - I'll do it.
Can you do it?
One, two...
I'll flip it over.
- I'll do my best! - I'll do my best!
Cute!
I'll do my best!
Next!
I'll do my best!
Right foot green!
What should I do?
I know! I'll do like this!
Get out of my way!
Don't slip!
Left hand blue!
It hurts!
Left hand blue!
Ah!
Left foot yellow!
Wow!
OK!
You turned your back to the camera!
Right hand blue!
Left hand yellow!
Isn't this yellow?
Isn't it red and green?
I want to do it here!
Left!
Left foot green!
Do you have it?
Left foot green!
Isn't it yellow?
Wait a minute!
We are in different places!
Your left foot was yellow!
It's yellow!
Chika-san, you can't do it!
I'm sorry!
You said "left foot yellow"!
Wait a minute!
Chika-san!
Your left foot was yellow!
I see!
I'll show you!
Left foot green!
Like this?
Left hand blue!
Ah!
Ah! Purple came out!
Why?
Next up, "Hand in hand, biribiri!"
Hand in hand, biribiri!
This is impossible, biribiri.
I can't do it!
Chika-chan, you can do it!
I'll do it!
Hold it.
I don't like that face.
Eh?!
If you have it in your hands, you can have it in your hands.
Why?
Is that not allowed?
Then hold one of them.
Which one is better? Pull it or this one?
Okay, good.
Do it like this.
One, two, let's go!
Wait, wait, wait, where are you going?!
Chika-chan, where are you...
Probably should we do the one inside?
Chika-chan, there, there...
Go!
One, two, let's go!
(Screams)
Wait...
Out!
Matsumoto-san!
Which one? What is your ruling?
Matsumoto-san lost.
Ah, lost!
Nice fight!
- It hurt. - It hurt a lot.
- I thought you were used to it. - It made a sound.
- It made a sound? - It hurt.
- It hurt, didn't it? - Really?
It made a loud sound.
- But we did our best. - We did our best. - Let's call it a day.
- We did our best. - Yeah.
- It's over. - We almost did it.
We did our best. You two did a good job.
I'm tired.
- I want you to try it. - No.
- No way. - I'm sure you can do it.
- It hurts more than the last one. - It hurts more than the last one.
- This one is harder, right? - Yeah, it'll definitely hurt.
- The back of my socks is dirty. - No, I'm just embarrassed.
Sorry, but I'm wearing a costume.
It's not a self-made costume, it's just my socks.
- I'm tired. - I'm tired.
- Green one. - Huh?
- But it's green. - Is there more of this?
- For convenience of time... - No more.
- That's it. - It's a draw.
- Yes. - It's a draw?
- Then, is the sweets half? - Half?
- Yeah. - You're so kind.
Everyone, I know you're tired, but let's stand up.
Why are you standing up?
You were looking at the balloon the most, weren't you?
Because you told me to split it, so I did.
Okay, we have the results.
- Good. - The results are...
- Here. - Here.
- How is it? - What score is it?
Let's see...
Team S, 13 points.
Team K's, 19 points.
Team K's won!
- I'm tired. - I'm tired.
I don't have the energy to be happy or have fun.
This took up a lot of my energy.
- We used it up. - Yeah, we used it up.
Anyway...
- Both teams did their best. - Yeah, we did our best.
- Let's eat delicious sweets together. - Really?
- Can we do that? - Then let's eat together.
Here it is.
This is for the winners of Team K-2.
- What is it? - What is it?
- Give it to me. - What is it?
- It looks good! Look! - It's sweet potato.
- Can you eat it? - It's sweet potato.
Can you eat sweet potato?
I can't eat it!
- You don't like it? - But...
- I eat it for work! - You're great!
Just one bite.
- I'll eat that part. - Why?
- I can't eat it, so you eat it. - You're mean.
- Ayaka won't share it with me. - Ayaka is mean?
You weren't like that.
You used to be a kind girl.
- Can we eat sweet potato? - Can we eat it?
- Thank you for it. - Thank you for it.
- Can we eat it?
Can we eat it?
- It looks good. - Doesn't it look good?
- Have you ever made sweet potato? - Thank you for it.
- It's good. - It's good.
- Really? - My head is about to explode.
- Eat a lot of it. - Okay!
- I'll keep it a secret. - Sweets are good.
- Congratulations! - It's good. Thank you!
- So... - Shall we wrap up? - Shall we wrap up?
- So, that's it for the sports autumn unofficial twister battle! - Yay!
- There's a punishment game. - Yes. - Oh, right!
- But for the sake of time... - What?!
- Is that so? Can we do it? - That's...
- It says you can't do it for the sake of time. - Is it a punishment game?
- It's a punishment game! - Really?
- Yeah, it's a punishment game. - Where does it say it?
- Look, look, look. - Where does it say it?
- It's a punishment game for the losing team, but... - But...
- It's in there! - It's pure white, but is it okay?
- It's pure white! I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared! - I can't see it!
- It doesn't say "but"...
- But right now... - What time is it?
- It's already 9:35. - Look, it says it's scheduled for 9:20, so...
- You can't do it. - You can't do it?
- What is it? - You have to go home.
- We've already prepared a bat for you. - This time...
- It's a real butt bat. - What is it?!
- Usually, we use sponge bats for non-official butt bats, but...
- This time, we'll use a plastic bat for you. - Doesn't it hurt?
- My butt hurts. - What?!
- Does it hurt? - What is it?
- You can't do it. - It hurts quite a bit.
- Doesn't it hurt? - Is it okay?
- Can I do it? - Yes, you can.
- What is it? - You don't look like you can do it.
- Is it a mission? - You don't look like you can do it.
- Can you do it? - No!
- Stop it! - No!
- Ayaka, please! - Which one?
- What will you do? - It's okay.
- Which one will you do? - I'll let you choose.
- Which one will you do? - I don't know.
- Even if you mess up and do it in a different spot... - Make it a butt, then!
- Ayaka. - Is it okay?
- Just do it once. - Can I swing it once?
- Swing it! - Hold it short and swing it.
- More...
- You look weak. - Wow!
Wow!
- I need to go through it. - Yes, go through it.
- Then I'll do a leucateen. - It hurts.
- I'll do a leucateen.
- Is it okay? - You look weak.
- Hey! Please! - I'll do it.
- What is it? - I'll do it with love.
- Okay. - Wait!
- Please! - Wait!
- How do you do it? - Diagonally.
- One by one? - Maybe one by one.
- I'll go first. - Okay.
- A little more. - No!
Around here?
- Not here, right? - Here.
- Here, right? - Yes. - I'll do it.
- Okay.
- No!
- You surprised me!
- I'm sorry. - Okay.
- Here...
- There's a strong impulse, right? - Yes.
- An impulse, right? - Yes.
- I'll do it. - Okay.
- No!
- Does it hurt? - Yes.
- The sound is amazing. - It hurt.
- Thank you. - But it's not that painful.
- Hurry up! - Hurry up!
- I want it. - I want it.
- It hurts!
- Don't bully me. - Don't bully me.
- You're a pervert! - You're a pervert!
- Why? - Why?
- You're a pervert! - You're a pervert!
- Ayuka! - Ayuka, pull yourself together!
- No, put it in between. - Stop it! Stop it!
- You're just grabbing it. - I don't like it!
- I'll do it. - Why?
- I don't like it. - You have to hold yourself together.
- Push it out! - Yes!
- No! - Don't move!
- Hey! - Wow!
- You're misunderstanding me. - Hey!
- Stop it! - You're misunderstanding me.
- We're not ready yet. - Here?
- Why? - Can I keep my hands off of you?
- I don't like it! - Do your best!
- Push it out! - I want to push it out!
- It hurts!
It's time for the ending!
How was the 13th episode of "SKE48 Official Channel"?
I'm tired!
I can't do it anymore!
I want to go home!
How was it, Ayoka?
Ayoka!
You're the worst!
You're the worst, Ayoka!
Ayoka!
Ayoka's butt!
Hey!
That was close!
What's wrong?
That was close!
Are you happy now?
I thought it was Ruka-chan...
I said, "Stop it, Ruka-chan!" and she said, "Oh, it's hot!"
I was really prepared!
That was close!
Let's end it!
So, Moere-san, you felt the autumn like this, right?
Where is it hot?
It's only zero degrees!
That's right! That's all!
I think it's good now!
It's hot in September, but be careful of your health!
And please look forward to "REQUEST TOWER" and our anniversary concert!
We'll do our best!
And with that...
Are you okay?
Next time on "SKE48" unofficial channel information will be announced on the official program "s...s...x"...
"x"...
Where?
It will be announced on the official program "x"!
It will be announced on the official program "x", so please look forward to it!
Please look forward to it!
So, instead of saying goodbye, we'll end it with our usual "ale"!
Yes!
Here we go!
It's still...
It's still... "By the looks of it"!
Bye-bye!