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Musumi no Ichiba is the best! Tokai TV!
Musumi no Ichiba!
Please introduce yourselves!
I'm Obaminato of Team Keizu of Team SKE48.
I'm Akaho Sato of Team E.
I'm Kano Nojimo of Team S.
I'm Suzuran Yamachi of Team S.
Nice to meet you!
Let's start with Ms. Mitsumura.
Quiz!
What day is it today?
Thursday!
You're terrible!
You don't know anything!
You only know stupid things!
What day is it today?
It's too much for me to answer.
Let's ask the most beautiful woman in Japan.
Wow!
She's so sexy!
Look, Fujiko!
Do you have such sexy clothes?
Yes, we do!
Ms. Yasui, what day is it today?
Wait!
It's cold!
It's 2 degrees Celsius now.
Wait!
Wow!
It's cold!
You're great!
What day is it today?
Friday!
It's not Friday!
It's muscle training day!
Friday is for muscle training!
She won first place in fitness bikini competition for body line in Japan!
Ms. Yasui!
She won first place in fitness bikini competition for feminine beauty in Japan for four years in a row!
Ms. Yasui is from Nagoya!
In women's athlete division of Ameburo,
Ms. Fukuhara Ai and other top athletes are ranked high!
Ms. Fukuhara Ai is now a beautiful woman whom women admire the most!
Here is the second quiz.
Yasui, you work out every day.
Let me try.
I work out at night.
You work out at a cabaret club.
You look like a cabaret girl.
The answer is...
I work at a foreign bank.
I see.
I'm sorry for calling you a bank clerk.
You have a good sales performance.
You are one of the top 3 in 5 years.
You have a good sales performance.
When I started training, I was 30 years old.
I'm 30 years old.
I'm a young woman.
You haven't been like this for a long time.
No, I haven't.
Let me show you before and after training.
You look like this after training.
You look cool!
Do you see me 10 months ago?
I was like this.
You look cool!
You look disgusting.
You look like a good woman.
You look disgusting.
You look like this in just 10 months.
Don't you want to work out?
I don't feel like it.
Can you do it?
Anyone can do it.
I want to do it!
Today's topic is...
The most beautiful body and mind in Japan.
We will learn how to get beautiful body and mind from wild animals.
Wild animals!
E.T. 48. The Most Beautiful Body and Mind in Japan.
Go for it! Beautiful body and mind idol!
First of all, I'd like to introduce you to my friend, J.A.
J.A. is J.A.
You smell good.
Don't talk!
This is J.A. and Jurassic Academy.
Jurassic Academy?
Is it a dinosaur school?
There is a cute J.C.
J.C.?
Why J.C.?
J.A. is Jurassic Academy in Minato-ku, Nagoya.
The J.A. is a very popular gym for bodybuilders and housewives who want to have beautiful bodies.
Thank you for coming.
Wow, wow, wow!
Wow!
J.C. and Jurassic Childo.
I see.
Childo!
First of all, J.C.'s Yamamoto-san.
Yamamoto-san!
Yamamoto-chan!
Yamamoto-san is training now!
How old are you?
I'm twenty...eight now.
Oh, you're twenty-eight.
I see.
How much did you lift now?
Now, this is sixty.
Sixty?!
I can't lift more now!
Because you look like Chuck Wilson I used to see when I was a kid.
Look, you look like Chuck Wilson I used to see when I was a kid.
Wow!
You look like Chuck Wilson I used to see when I was a kid.
You're an office worker, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Why do you train your body like this?
Because it's fun.
It's already fun, isn't it?
Excuse me, but can you tell me your age?
I'm sixty this year.
Wow!
What?!
You're sixty!
Wow!
You're cute!
What do you do for a living?
I'm a housewife.
What?!
Have you ever thought it was good to work out at sixty?
It's fun to see my body change.
It's fun!
Aren't you late?
You're training at sixty and you're not late at all.
Age doesn't matter.
Wow!
That's a famous saying.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a doctor.
What?!
You're a doctor?!
Touch this, everyone!
I want to touch it!
Excuse me.
Is it okay? Excuse me. I'm sorry.
Stop it!
Is it okay?!
Stop it and talk!
What are you doing?!
The cookies are coming out!
How many kilos did you just lift?
This is about 100 kilos.
Can you lift it for a moment?
What is this?!
What do you do for a living?
I'm a psychiatrist.
You don't need a psychiatrist!
You don't need one!
I feel better when I work out.
I don't have to do yoga.
I can change my routine when I work out.
Look at this muscle!
Wow!
How much does it weigh?
It looks delicious!
Is alcohol bad for muscle training?
I don't drink much alcohol anymore.
You drank a lot of alcohol.
You used to eat a lot of alcohol before you started working out, didn't you?
That's right. I drank alcohol every day.
You don't drink anymore?
I don't drink anymore.
Are you popular?
I don't know about that.
I work out more than I eat.
I work out when I go on a date.
I work out when I go to a go-kart race.
You're a big idiot!
I'm sorry. I'm a little old now.
You're getting older.
You're interested in this, aren't you?
Yes, I'm interested in it.
Now, let's go to the room where the trainer JK is.
Finally, JK is coming out!
Yes!
She's a high school student.
Do you have any rules or something like that?
Finally, we're going to meet JK!
Wow!
Are you human?
Wow!
Welcome!
I'm a high school student.
High school student?
This is the charisma of the bodybuilding world which has the meaning of Aichi's monsters!
JK or Jurassic Kizawa!
Hey, can you do me a favor?
Oh, my! Oh, my! This is amazing!
My shoulders are shaking!
Is this a neck?
It's a rhinoceros muscle, isn't it?
Is it a neck?
This has a characteristic of mine and it looks like a dinosaur and is Jurassic.
I see!
Look at this!
Wow!
This is amazing!
A lot of muscles!
It's a little different dimension from this!
I won't say it's this far, but if you put muscles where you put them and squeeze where you squeeze them, you can definitely create a feminine body like a sandglass.
The road to a beautiful body!
First of all, it's time to shoot!
Everyone, please put out your cell phones.
You're used to shooting, aren't you?
What's wrong with that?
You're supposed to take it!
Oh, I'm supposed to take it!
You're supposed to take it, aren't you?
Huh? I'm supposed to take it?
Yeah, you're supposed to take it.
Why are you supposed to take it?
It's always like you're supposed to take it, but you're supposed to put it out!
It's because you're an idol!
So if you come here, you're not an idol! You're an old man!
You're not an idol!
If you have a handshake meeting, you're on the upper side!
First of all, taking photos of Yasui's beautiful body and having an ideal image is the first step to a beautiful body!
OK!
From below, it's so beautiful!
Are those muscles?
It's so beautiful.
It's good.
Take it out a little more.
It's really good.
It's so nice.
Shall we compare?
It's like black sugar.
It's like brown sugar.
It's like brown sugar, isn't it?
You can't eat it if you say it's like black sugar, can you?
It's coming to my legs.
My butt is heavy.
It looks delicious.
It's like a delicious fruit.
I want to eat it.
It's coming up.
A lot of weight is coming out.
Next is the three-time training to build a beautiful body.
The first one is the leg press.
Tighten your thighs and you can expect a beautiful effect that is essential for a beautiful body.
By the way, how much do you weigh now?
My plate is 120kg.
120kg?
It's a little light for her.
I see.
I'm pulling it.
I see.
It's cool.
Three more times.
It looks hard.
It must be hard.
I can't speak.
It is often said that the next one is important.
You can't do it again until you think you can't do it.
What should I do if I'm so tired before I can teach you?
It's fun to breathe like this.
First of all, Ooba will try.
Can he overcome his own limits?
But, Kizawa, it seems like you will compete after you reach your limits.
I think it's still light in weight, so I don't think I can do it until I scream.
Then let's put it down.
If you put it down, you won't get muscles, right?
Five more times.
Stop.
Yes, that's it!
Four more times.
Yes, that's it!
Don't let your guard down.
You can do it!
Yes, that's it!
What do you think, Ooba?
Yes.
Everyone can do it.
This is Jurassic Dragon training.
Kizawa will assess the strength of the members and put pressure on them to overcome their limits a little.
Among them, who is the most anxious member?
Yes, that's it!
Don't run away.
Don't run away?
Wait.
Wow, it's thin.
Wait.
Wait!
I can't move.
Wait.
It hurts and I can't move.
It doesn't hurt.
I can't scream anymore.
You haven't done anything yet.
It's over.
It's over for you.
You can do it!
Don't run away.
Yes, that's it!
How is it?
What's wrong?
I feel like a newborn orphan.
Are you excited?
Yes!
You haven't used it that much.
I'm happy.
Next is the rat pull-down.
You train your back muscles and create a beautiful posture where you stand out.
First, you stretch.
Oh, you stretch it out.
After you stretch it out, you put the bar behind your head.
Oh, you stretch it out.
It's like a roof.
Oh, you stretch it out.
This is Yasui's new skeleton.
Oh, you stretch it out.
This shoulder blade moves very softly.
Oh, you stretch it out.
First of all, you always have a bad posture.
Please pay attention to what I say to overcome your limits.
One, two, three.
You really look like you have limits.
Yes, you do.
You still look like you have limits.
You can't overcome your limits.
No!
Two more times.
No!
Please pay me more!
How is your back feeling now?
It's warm.
Oh, it's good.
You have a better posture now.
You had this posture earlier.
Yes, you have a better posture now.
Oh, you have a better posture now.
You are fast!
Don't run away! Slowly!
Slowly!
Don't run away!
You can do it!
Don't run away!
Mr. Yoshimura, would you like to give it a try?
No, I won't do it.
No way!
Mr. Yoshimura, who has defeated many members, would like to give it a try, too!
Go for it!
It makes you excited, doesn't it?
It's like a session.
Don't you want to do it as much as you can?
It's like a toy.
It's like Jurassic Park.
And a woman's must-have.
Hip-up training.
It's a good opportunity for me.
Oh!
Look behind you.
Is it like this?
It's like a killing match.
This is a backrest.
You use your backrest and put it on your butt.
Backrest?
Wait a minute!
I've never heard of it!
Can you see my butt is closed?
Wow! I see!
Wow!
My butt is...
It's too tight!
It's like someone's imagining it and closing it.
Anyway, you close your butt like this.
You close it like this.
If you hold it like this, you can do it.
Maybe...
You don't have a buttock kinibraka, do you?
No, I don't.
I don't have a buttock kinibraka.
Wait! I'm scared!
I'll cut your head off!
No! I can't do it!
Wait! Wait!
I can't do it!
Can someone stand in front of me?
Why not?
I'll fall! I'll fall!
Are you okay?
Can you stand in front of me?
No! No!
Look at me!
No! No!
Is it okay?
No!
You want me to do it, don't you?
No!
I really don't like it!
Why not?
Touch me!
If you come down, you'll bump into me!
Touch me!
No!
Touch me!
I can't do it!
If you don't touch me, you can't do it at all!
Close your buttocks.
Close your buttocks with your own hands.
Buttocks?
You can do it!
I can't do it!
Close your buttocks!
Can you do it?
Don't stop me!
Look! She's running away!
She's still running away!
Close it! Close it!
What do you want me to do?
I want you to give me a contraceptive treatment!
What?
A contraceptive treatment!
What kind of contraceptive treatment?
I don't know because you're telling me in detail!
I don't know, either!
I want to go into the toilet!
That's right!
To do that...
What do you want me to do?
To do that...
Raise your buttocks!
If you raise your buttocks, you'll be in first place!
Let's do this from now on, Cole!
Cole with a soul!
Did you get it?
It hurts so much!
I don't want to end it like this.
Open your toes.
Oh, that's good!
Oh, you're strong!
I want you to touch it with your own hands.
Touch it, butt.
I'll touch it first.
Yeah!
Touch it!
It's a dirty butt full of mucus!
No, it's not like that!
What do you know?!
How about this year?
What will you do for a year?
I'll be famous for a year!
Even if you say you'll be famous, it's difficult, isn't it?
Yes!
Who's your rival?
Rival?
Suda Akari!
It's Suda Akari!
Yes!
Then you'll be on TV more than Suda Akari this year!
Yes, I will!
What will you do for that?
I'll raise my buttocks!
Suda Akari will raise her buttocks! Suda Akari will raise her buttocks!
Wow, that's great!
I'm not one of the MCs of this show!
As a reward for their hard work, we'll show you a meal made of ribeyes!
The person who was the most "jurassic" is...
"jurassic"...
Suzuran!
"jurassic" Suzuran!
"jurassic" Suzuran! I'm so happy!
Shall we do it?
No, no!
The "jurassic" is...
Nojima-san!
Really? But I'm not suited for it!
"jurassic" Nojima!
As a reward for "jurassic" Nojima, we'll show you a cheap three-course gourmet meal!
It's here!
It's a lunchbox I eat every day!
It's here!
Green is horse meat and yellow is deer meat.
Deer meat?
Yes! Low-protein, low-calorie, low-fat dressing.
I'd like you to try it!
Really?
From now on...
Cheap three-course low-calorie, low-fat dressing.
High-protein and low-calorie meals are popular on blogs and are referred to by women all over the world!
Thank you for it!
That's a horse!
A horse?
It's a high-quality ingredient.
It's good!
Is it spicy?
Yes, it is!
It has blue pepper in it.
It also burns your body fat.
This is amazing!
"jurassic" Kizawa-ryu Bibari-gurme is served in Yamauchi Suzuran!
Wow! What's that?
Gold Gym's protein!
It's my staple food.
You're lying!
Bodybuilder Goyotachi's protein!
It's common to dissolve it in water and drink it, but at the "jurassic" level...
You can drink it like this, right?
Really?
This is a very important thing for human beings.
It's a self-drink.
It's like a medicine.
That's right.
It's quite a lot!
You're not merciful!
You should do it yourself.
Use your knees!
I can't use my knees!
It smells good!
One, two...
Oh! It's good!
It's good!
It's like water.
Drink it! Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!
Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!
Don't fight! Don't fight!
Drink it!
Wow!
What kind of year do you want for this year?
This program is brought to you by AIA.
One, two...
Oh! It's good!
It's good!
And you drink it with water.
Drink it! Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!
Don't fight!
Do your best!
Wow!
You're not merciful!
How can you use your knees!
I can't open my mouth!
Drink it! Drink it!
This program is brought to you by AIA.
Go!
And water.
Water, water.
You will die, won't you? Probably.
Go for it!
Are you scared?
Go for it! Go for it!
It's cold! It's cold! It's cold!
This is my first meal of the day.
Thank you Yasui and Junshik!
Thank you!