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Musumi no Ichiban wa Ichiban! Koukai TV!
Musumi no Ichiban!
We've gathered all of our members!
And today, Yoshimura-san has hired Shinji Kogao, a high-class Frenchman from Nagoya!
Yohana! Yohana!
Be quiet! Be quiet!
Yohana! Yohana!
Are there also newborns?
Yes, we are both newborns.
So you're all female?
Yes, that's right.
And you?
I, Kumazaki, am 21 years old.
And you, Kamata?
Yes, I'm 22 years old.
You're all adults!
We're all adults!
You're all over 20 years old, but it's still too early for you to call yourselves "high-class Frenchmen" like this!
Not at all!
Since we want you to become a woman who matches Yoshimura-san's glasses,
we've hired a teacher for you, Yoshimura-san.
We'd like you to become an elegant woman like this.
Nana-sensei!
Wow!
That's wonderful!
Wow! Look at this!
Wow! Look at this! This is a high-class shop!
It's elegant!
It's wonderful!
Nice to meet you!
A fool said it alone!
This person is...
She is...
She is a woman entertainer, isn't she?
No, she is not!
She is not a woman entertainer's child.
Okazaki Nana sensei said that...
She is a principal of adult erotic seminar which more than 30,000 people participate in.
Erotic seminar!
She has been married three times and divorced three times.
It's a draw!
A draw! I see!
She has a boyfriend.
Ah!
He is a little younger than me.
How old is he?
He is 29 years old.
Wow!
A little!
How about her sexiness, sensei?
She is like an idol.
Wow!
Ah!
Look!
Sorry!
She is not a baby!
I heard that I can meet an idol of SKE today.
I see! I was wondering when you would come.
But you are sitting here!
Don't say such strange things!
You are so kind!
So, the theme of this time is...
Educate, define, aim for erotic woman!
Yeah!
Naomi, you have erotic woman, don't you?
Yes, I do!
Naomi Watanabe, you have erotic woman, don't you?
Yes, I do!
Erotic woman is everything!
Yes, it is!
Among you four, who is the most erotic woman?
No one!
Not at all!
Zero! Zero! Zero!
Zero?
Zero or minus!
Minus!
Musubi is good!
Happy New Year!
Today's Musubi No. 1 is...
A female beauty seminar where more than 30,000 members of "Iroke Zero" attend.
You can't survive just by being cute!
Aim for "Iroke Munmun Idol" with sexiness!
How is it?
I haven't sung it yet!
Escape Orient!
Musubi No. 1!
The lesson stage is...
High-class French representative of Nagoya...
"Le Restaurant" Shinji Koga!
If you are chosen as "Iroke Munmun Girls"...
You can eat the chef's proud dishes...
which he trained in "Tatsuboshi Restaurant" in France.
What do you want me to do?
First of all, you need to master two basic things.
One of them is...
"Diamond Smile"!
A normal smile is like this, right?
Nice!
An idol can't do it like this!
You can't do it like this?
No way!
You can't do it like this?
No!
"Diamond Smile"?
Diamond Smile
It's like this! Do you know it?
What kind of smile do you do in front of a diamond?
This is a half smile.
I like this image. What about "Diamond Smile"?
Beautiful.
"Diamond Smile" is like this.
Raise your jaw 3mm and show your upper front teeth 10 times.
10 times!
It's okay, right?
In a few years, R-1 will not come out, right?
Grip game, right?
Now, the members will also try "Diamond Smile"!
Diamond Smile
I often see it in posters. It's cute.
Diamond Smile
It's surprisingly stupid. If you do it like this, you can't do it, right?
I can't do it. It's not that easy.
You have to do it more tightly.
That's right.
"Diamond Smile" is...
A little more.
38 points, I guess.
38 points!
Itachan can't do it. Itachan is half.
I won't take it off.
Diamond Smile
It's pretty big.
Diamond Smile
It's cute!
You can do it!
It's scary!
It came out of my teeth!
It's difficult!
You did your best!
Wait a minute!
Asuma-chan is smiling!
It's cute!
How is it?
It's cute, isn't it?
It would be nice if you could keep it for a little longer!
You did your best!
It's nice, because you're holding it with your teeth!
Diamond!
It had the biggest impact!
You know how to show it, don't you?
Yes, I do!
No, no, no!
You don't, do you?
There's one more!
This time, it's a voice!
A sexy voice!
Fujiko Ecstasy Bless!
Wait!
Say it one more time!
Fujiko Ecstasy Bless!
Even just one way of using a voice is sexy!
Even just a voice?
Someone, please try it!
You say "Good morning," right?
Try saying "Good morning," okay?
Good morning!
What's that?
You're greeting me like that?
Even if you say "Good morning,"
you still can't convey your sexiness.
"Bless!" You breathe in and out.
This creates a moist and moody atmosphere.
It becomes like this.
Good morning!
That's wonderful!
That's a first!
First, before you say "oh,"
you make a breathing sound.
On purpose?
This sound.
Good morning!
Good! Good! Good! You're good!
Wonderful!
Here are five killer words.
There are important words.
I'd like to give you a lesson with them.
Five! Here we go!
"Amazing!" "Amazing!"
"Reliable!" "Reliable!"
"Tell me!" "Tell me!"
"Can I be spoiled?" "Can I be spoiled?"
"It's my first time like this!" "It's my first time like this!"
It's almost like a bed scene conversation.
Amazing!
These words satisfy men's self-esteem.
So, if you say these words, men will feel good unconditionally.
I see.
That's how it is in our DNA.
It's like that for girls.
For example, "suda" or "soda" are said by members.
These words are naturally made up.
For example...
You look like you're about to do it.
"Good morning!" is also like that.
That's right.
That's probably it.
I see.
That's not enough.
What's wrong?
Is it hard?
Huh?
Is it hard?
Yes, it's hard.
Do it properly.
I'll do it.
It's just started.
Will you give up?
I won't.
Will you give up?
I will!
Okay, okay.
I'm sorry, teacher.
I'm sorry.
If you're not motivated, you can go home.
That's right!
Please, teacher!
Please!
I'm sorry.
I'll do it for you.
Thank you!
Would you like me to say it?
I'm going to say five killer words using "fujiko ecstasibillus" just now.
You say that a lot!
"Fujiko ecstasibillus"!
Let's start with "sugoi" one by one.
Okay.
"Sugoi"!
That's good.
"Sugoi"!
That's good.
"Sugoi"!
That's good!
You're like a voice actor.
That's good.
"Amaechatte"!
No, "sugoi"!
Stop saying that name!
Why?!
What are you doing?!
This is a love app game!
You're recording a voice for a love app game!
What are you doing?!
"Tayori ni naru"! (I'm counting on you!)
That's good!
"Tayori ni naru"! (I'm counting on you!)
That's good!
"Tayori ni naru"!
You've become so stupid that you can't loosen your head at all.
"Tayori ni naru"! That's good! That's good! "Tayori ni naru"!
What are you doing?
When you say "eroge", you can't say "sexy" or "ah, meh meh" because you think like that.
"Eroge" is a combination of "hinkaku" and "sexy".
I see.
You can't say "eroge" to a woman without "hinkaku".
Teacher, can you teach us the original killer word of "ske"?
Today, I'll teach you the magic word "ske".
Do you want to know it? Do you want to know it?
Yes!
That's good!
Then, I'll teach you.
Yay!
It's funny that you say it and do it yourself.
"s" is "shibireren".
"shibireren".
"k" is "kyuuun".
"kyuuun".
"e" is "ekustashii".
When do you say it?
"shibireruun".
"kyuuun".
"ekustashii".
You're getting there.
"shibireruun".
I'm sorry. The microphone passed through.
The microphone passed through.
I'm sorry.
"shibireruun".
"kyuuun".
"ekustashii".
You're getting there.
"shibireru", "kyuuun"
ekustashii
sekkaku saa tsukutte kita noni saa
mahou no kotobe sukii
sekkaku saa tsukutte kita noni saa
zenzen minna majime ni yonte
kora nani yattenda kibitachi
shikari shinasai
This is how you do it.
From now on, it's a real battle.
They will challenge each other's special skills.
They will challenge each other's sexy conversation skills.
First, a new couple from Kitagawa will challenge.
Wow!
You're late.
I'm sorry.
No problem.
I made a company again while I was away.
Wow!
You came up with it.
I'm surprised.
It's my first time meeting you.
Have a seat.
Excuse me.
You're cute today.
Thank you.
When I have something I want to do, I can do it right away.
What do you do?
What do you want to do?
When I'm in trouble...
You've been losing weight lately, haven't you?
Yes.
I'm in trouble with money.
How much do you have?
500,000 yen a month.
It's over!
You don't even have a love contract.
It's over.
500,000 yen?
You're going in a completely different direction.
You're so sexy you can't say you want 500,000 yen a month.
Next, a mature couple from Kumagaki and Kamata will challenge.
You're cute today.
Really?
Thank you!
It's my first time! I'm so happy!
- Hi! - Won't you say it?
Today, Takui-san is also very sexy!
So cool!
I'm sorry. It's my first time doing this.
I'm sorry.
You said it so easily.
Do you like stars in the sky?
- I love them! - Really?
I was thinking of making a planetarium.
Wow!
Is it amazing?
There aren't many people doing it.
There is a big one in Nagoya.
Can you buy it?
Romantic!
- Really? - Amazing!
Surprisingly, it's not that expensive.
Don't you want to start a company like that?
- I'd love to! - Really?
- I'm interested! - But you're an idol.
That's a secret!
- Can you start a company? - Yes!
- It's okay! - Really?
- I'd love to! - Do you have money?
- Well... - I knew it!
If I were to say it frankly,
- I'd like to have 10,000 yen a month. - Time's up!
- No way! - That's a lot of money!
- It was 1 million yen! - No, no!
10,000 yen is not enough!
If you want to spend 10,000 yen, you can't do it!
It's tough for me!
Nana-sensei's massage.
Look at this!
This is Nana-sensei!
The stroke is different!
Oh, Nana-chan!
You finally came!
Takui-san!
Wow, you're still sexy today!
Thank you!
We talked about going on a trip together, didn't we?
Yes!
I was wondering where we should go,
and I bought it by accident.
Wow!
Really?
Yes!
It's on a southern island,
and it's not that wide,
but is it okay?
I can rely on you at all!
The end!
Sensei!
Isn't it strange that there is a bug about 30 years ago?
If you do it every day, it's strange!
Sensei!
Yes!
Please choose the top two among them.
The top two!
Ida-chan!
Yes!
Ida-chin!
Ida-chin and...
Kuma-chan, I guess.
It's Kuma-chan!
I did my best!
I'm happy!
Yes!
The reward is a product of Shinji Koga's pride,
sea urchin lasagna and bechamel sauce!
Viewers, please enjoy it as if you brought them here!
Thank you for the meal!
Let's eat!
It's delicious!
You are amazing!
It's really delicious!
I've never had anything like this before!
It's cool!
Which one? The food?
The food?
The man!
Oh, I see! No, no, no!
I don't want you to say that, but I want you to bring it every day!
Ecstasy!
Are you making fun of me?
Thank you!
Next, we came to an adult sports bar in Sakai, "Bakara"!
You can learn sexy action on the stage of billiards!
Show off your body line as boldly as you can!
It's not "show off"!
Look at this posture!
Look at this angle!
For girls, showing off their abs leads to sexiness!
So, the moment you hit it from here, it's "fujiko ecstasy"!
I got it! I got it!
It's delicious!
Shall we go?
Let's go!
Now, let's play "sexy ecstasy billiards"!
You can use the techniques I taught you, or you can make it even better!
Please show off your techniques that will make men fall in love with you!
The winner will receive a wonderful gift from me!
I can't wait!
Do you want it?
I want it!
A billiards technique that will make men fall in love with you!
Thank you!
Please.
Have you ever done this before?
No, it's my first time.
It's my first time!
Let's do it!
How was it?
Not good at all.
Who wants to do it next?
Who wants to do it?
Ryoko, it's your turn.
I made a mistake.
The next one is the oldest member, Natsuchi Kamata.
It's like you're provoking the camera.
That's right.
She's good at acting.
She can do it all at once when it's a premiere.
She lost the camera.
She accepted it here.
How will it be?
It's like you're in South America.
Your knees are like...
Pole dancing, right?
I don't know.
Thank you.
This is it.
Not good at all.
Are you embarrassed?
Today's star is Leon Ida.
That's right.
The camera is like this.
That's good.
You have long arms and legs.
You can do it, right?
You can do it.
Thank you.
Thank you?
Thank you more. Thank you more.
Thank you more. Give me more.
It's too long.
Sexy.
Oh, sexy.
Sexy.
How is it?
It's awesome.
After this, Kumazaki moved on to sexy girls.
How is it?
I can't do it.
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Kumazaki Haruka. Billiards that make men into girls.
It's coming. It's coming.
It's coming.
How is it?
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
Do you think you are a snake?
I am a snake.
Snake.
I am Sya.
How is it?
I am Sya.
How is it?
It's good.
How is it?
I haven't hit you yet.
How is it, Kumazaki?
I haven't hit you yet.
It's good.
Next, let's choose the MVP.
Okay.
The sexiest one is...
This program is brought to you by AIA and other sponsors.
Let's choose the MVP.
The sexiest one is Ina-chan!
Ina-chan!
The sexy queen is here!
Let's get it started!
This is a present from the teacher.
Adult's sexy lesson, one-to-one lesson
Thank you very much!
I feel like I have a disciple.
Happy anniversary!