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Musumi no Ichiba is the best! Public television!
Musumi no Ichiba!
Thank you very much!
You are gorgeous!
No, you are too much!
Do I look gorgeous?
Of course!
Stand up!
Thank you very much!
That's good!
You learned it!
Kumazaki = good woman!
That's right!
There are too many people, so we don't have enough microphones!
You have cancer today!
It's too dark!
It's not easy for cancer to be dark!
No, it's not!
We are not important!
There is something very important today!
That's right!
The date has changed!
Today, December 12th, the 24th single "Stand By You" will be released!
Yeah!
19 songs in a row!
They are number one in singles!
That's great!
It is said that 20 songs in a row is quite amazing!
I can't miss it!
Today's theme is...
SKE48's new song release!
They are number one in singles in Namura!
SKE! SKE! SKE!
They are number one in 20 songs in a row in singles!
What are you doing?
SKE! SKE! SKE!
What's wrong with you?
You are stretching!
You released an AKB song recently, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
A singles song.
What are you doing?
Isn't it amazing?
Yes, I joined an AKB senior.
What did you join in SK?
Ashura-san and Sugano-sensei.
Aren't you a senior?
I am Amina-sensei.
Oh, you went to Gomen.
Yes, I did.
That's good!
It's effective!
By the way, it's Yuki-chan's first time to be selected.
Is it her first time?
Yes, it's my first time.
I think Yuki-chan is a little impatient.
She says that a lot.
She is definitely impatient.
Yes, she says that to many people.
I don't like the way you look at me.
Let's have an interesting talk, shall we?
I've prepared it for you.
I'm so scared.
I'm impatient.
I was so scared.
I'm impatient.
Today's "Musubi no Ichiban" is...
A new song "Stand By You" hit project.
Get out of here!
Get out of here, FRAPS!
In order to win first place in 20 songs in a row...
Seize all first places in the Tokai area!
Are you mad at me?
Darn it!
"Musubi no Ichiban"!
I got a DM!
She came up with a menu for "Genkatsugi"
What is it?
I brought it with me
Dorororororon
It's probably the most spicy "Marbled Tofu" in Nagoya
And the second model talent is also a ninja
It's probably the most "Massage" in the world
What is it?
"Mitsume no Sen" is the most "Juchin" spicy Christmas present in Japan
"Goishii", "Kimochii", "Ureshii"
The members who contributed to this show came up with a reward plan
Let's see it!
It's a reward plan that you sometimes get
First of all, it's probably the most spicy "Marbled Tofu" in Nagoya
It's served at a famous Chinese restaurant in Mizuhoku, Nagoya city, "Shisen"
Is this "Marbled Tofu" famous?
Yes, everyone orders it at the restaurant
The staff also said earlier that it's a very delicious Chinese dish
What are the conditions for eating it?
You have to make a reservation in advance
And you have to decide the timing of serving it
I see!
You go in and ask for it, but you don't serve it
That's right
In order to reveal the biggest secret, Arai and Kumadoki will report on the kitchen
It's a Chinese restaurant!
The color is amazing!
What did you put in it?
"Koubanjiang" and chili oil
What is that?
It smells terrible!
The manager looks fine
Are you okay?
Are you used to it?
You're dead, manager!
There's tofu in it!
The color looks good
What's wrong, bear?
You haven't eaten anything yet, bear!
You're sexy!
You're kidding me!
It's not funny!
What's wrong?
It's abnormal!
It's spicy!
The smell is awful!
It's really eye-catching!
Is there a temperature difference between you and Arai-san?
Yes, there is!
I get advice from the manager that I should hold my breath well
Like Kyoshi!
Like Kyoshi's "Taiyo-saku"
It won't be found out
It won't be found out that you should hold your breath well
The most spicy reason in Nagoya is...
Habanero and other three kinds of extremely spicy chili peppers
If you boil it well, it's done!
Thank you for waiting
You're confident about the taste, right?
Yes, it's a little spicy
A little spicy
Since we're planning a stand-by-you for the new song, let's play "MV" at the end of the show!
Yay! Thank you!
We're going to set a time limit for you to play "MV"
From now on, from Sugawara to Rirei Houshiki to the end of Arai-san, you have to eat it all!
All of it?!
Yes!
The time limit for that is 4 minutes and 38 seconds for the new song "Stand-by-you"
If you eat it in one second, it'll be 4 minutes and 37 seconds!
That's amazing!
Even in the show, you have to eat it all!
It's hard, but I don't think it's impossible!
You have to eat it as fast as you can!
If I think it's too hard, I'll do it next and Arai-san will eat it!
It's up to you to do your best!
Let's do it!
Ready!
Start!
That's good!
That's a good pace!
You can do it!
That's amazing!
What's that?!
Is it blue?
It's hot!
Even if it's hot, it's still good!
It's really good!
I think you can do it!
You have 4 minutes left!
You can do it!
But you can't eat it all by yourself!
You can eat it with the last bite of Arai-san!
Tsugawara!
Miyako-san!
But it's good!
It's good!
It's a famous store!
It's really famous for being a famous store!
What's with you all of a sudden?!
Takeshi-san!
What's with you all of a sudden?!
Okay, you can pass it!
Okay, Kuma-chan!
Kuma-chan, hurry up and eat it!
It's good!
Yeah, it's good!
- Can you eat it? - Oh, wow!
- Everyone can eat it! - Oh, wow! It's good!
- What's wrong?! - What?!
- Did someone hit you?! - I'll eat it later.
- Ai-chan, spin it! - Spin it!
- Kuma-chan, you're getting old when you eat. - I'm getting old all of a sudden.
- Takeuchi, hurry up and eat the rest of it! - Yes.
- You're not good at eating spicy food, right? - Yes.
- Takeuchi, eat the rest of it. I'll eat it later.
- Appa-cut! - Appa-cut!
- You're getting old all of a sudden. - That thing where your jawbone breaks!
- What's wrong?! - It's not that bad!
- It's spicy! - It's spicy!
- Go, go!
- Furata, here! - Furata, get into it.
- You're the best at getting into it. - What?!
- What's wrong, Furata?! - Your face...
- Oh, no! - It's spilling!
- What's wrong?! - It's spilling!
Don't put it in your mouth!
- What's wrong? - The back!
- 1 minute and 20 seconds! - The back!
- What's wrong? - The back!
If you put it in, you'll drop it!
- Here you go! - Thank you!
- Don't mix it up! - 1 minute and 10 seconds left!
- Look, it's a twin present! - Here it is!
- Go, go! - Here it is!
- As expected! - It's the same as Suzuki's!
- Yay! - You know it!
- You can do it! - Twin present!
Yay! One minute has passed!
- Go, go! - Thank you!
- Go, go! You can do it! - Go, go!
Go for it!
You can do it!
- You can do it, Kanai! - You can do it!
There's a lot of food!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- Teacher Akimoto's watching you. - You can do it!
- He's watching you work hard. - Yeah.
- Right, Kanai? - You're working so hard.
- You've still got time, right? - You've got it.
- You've got it.
- Do your best. - Yeah.
It's delicious.
- Everyone's watching you. - Awesome!
- I know, Kanai. - That's right.
Not yet.
- Huh? - It's been six minutes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
- Huh? - What?
It's been 6 minutes. I'm sorry. It's over.
- Sorry. - What?
- It didn't work? - It didn't work. I'm sorry.
I failed the challenge. I'm sorry.
- Hurry up and stop it. - I'm sorry.
It ended around 3 o'clock.
It was around 4 minutes and 20 seconds. I'm sorry.
- It's heavy. - It's heavy.
- Are you okay? - What's wrong? I'm sorry.
It's spicy. You can be angry.
Damn it!
What was that?
- It was spicy. - It was spicy.
- It was spicy, wasn't it? - It was really spicy.
I think I really made you angry.
- I was surprised. - But you can afford it now, can't you?
I could have done it better.
I really couldn't do it.
I did my best.
You're sweating a lot. What about you?
It's sweet. It's sweet.
It's sweet.
- You could have done it better. - You could have done it better, couldn't you?
I can't do it anymore. I failed the challenge.
You could have done it better. You failed the challenge.
You failed the challenge.
- It's not good. - I'm crying.
- You're crying. - I'm crying.
I hate tofu, too.
I didn't know that.
- I'm glad you didn't know. - I didn't know that.
- You should have said it earlier.
You hate tofu, but you ate it.
You did your best, but you didn't get any MV.
What's wrong with you?
No, it's not a picture.
The picture is this line.
Models and talents come from all over the world.
They are probably the best massagers in the world.
There is a shop in Tokyo, too.
Wow!
Akimoto-sensei, too!
He is the best in the world.
Wow!
Of course, he is the best in the world.
Massage Ohana came from Nishiku, Nagoya.
First of all, let's see his world-class skills.
How high can you go up?
It's around the hip joint.
Around the hip joint?
Have you ever been told "rock"?
Rock?
Hip joint? Rock?
Please raise it up.
How much?
Sensei!
How much is it now?
Where is the maximum?
Is it painful?
It's hard.
There, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Does your body get softer in such a place?
Ah!
What is it now? Where?
It's around the tailbone.
Oh!
There is a bone.
Yes.
Wow!
It's like a second heart.
Is it painful?
Yes, it was painful.
Oh!
Then, I will raise it up.
Ah!
Wow!
Isn't it painful?
It's not painful.
It's not painful at all.
Why is it so high?
What is it?
It's very high!
Why?
The position of the hip joint, which was hard like a rock,
changed dramatically with a massage of only one minute!
Next, Sugawara will experience a massage that will make her ankle thinner.
For comparison, she will only perform surgery on her left foot.
- Does it feel good? - Yes, it feels really good.
- That's good. - But it doesn't hurt, does it?
- It doesn't make you so thin. - It's just right.
- It's good for young people, isn't it? - That's right.
- Health is first. - One minute!
- Look! The color of her foot is completely different! - The color is completely different!
- This one is really thin! - Are you kidding me?
- Wow, that's amazing! - That's right!
- The back is completely different! - That's amazing!
- I did it! - You'll be selected again next time!
I did it! I'm selected! Yay!
That's amazing!
In fact, there is another reason why she is said to be the best in the world!
The world's first foot massage!
- Wait a minute! Wait a minute! - I did it!
- Are there any other types of foot massages other than this one? - I'm famous for my feet.
- It's really long! - Really?
- It's long and thin. - Can you stand up for me for a moment?
- Oh, you're a model! - Look! Look!
- Your feet are beautiful! - Wow! That's great!
- I'm going to give you a foot massage. - Yes!
- Let's play a music video for as long as you can stand it! - Wow!
- I'll do my best! - Is there a possibility of falling down?
- Of course! - There is!
- If you can stand it for a long time, you'll fall down! - All right!
- I did it! - To see if you can stand it or not,
- Ms. Yoshimura will hold this and - Yes!
- add this "piropiro" - Yes!
- and if it stretches like "pyuu", you'll stop! - Yes!
- It's easy to understand! - What?
- Then, I'll go! - Let's go!
- Then, I'll start, too! - Yes!
Ready!
Start!
No! Don't let go! Don't let go!
Time's up!
6.95 seconds!
Let's just do it for 6.95 seconds!
6.95 seconds is fine.
You just breathed, right?
Sensei, what did you do?
I just pushed my kidney.
Your kidneys are bad.
What should we do? Should we stop?
Is there anyone who wants to challenge it?
If you don't want to do it, let's end it.
Kuma-chan!
Kuma-chan is healthy.
Yes! I'm healthy.
Sensei, what do you think?
It looks like it has a lot of shoulder blades.
Can you cut anything?
Let's cut your shoulder blades.
Ready...
Can you do it, Kuma-chan?
Kuma-chan is amazing!
You can do it!
Kuma-chan!
It's here!
It's here, Kuma-chan!
Kuma-chan!
Kuma-chan! You can breathe, Kuma-chan!
Kuma-chan!
Did it hurt?
It hurts!
You did your best!
It feels really good today!
How is it now?
It's 54 steps.
Wow!
I think I can do it in one more step.
Can you do it in one more step?
Suda challenged it!
Wow!
It hurts!
Wow! I'm scared!
It hurts!
I'm Suzuki Nana's junior!
It hurts!
She failed because she talked too much!
Go ahead and do it.
Okay, I'll do it.
Go ahead and do it.
Ready...
- Young people are amazing. - They're strong.
- What's wrong?! - Where is it?!
- Where is it?! Over there!
- What's wrong?!
- It's a baby! It's a baby, friend!
- Time's up! Time's up!
- So, where was it? Where? What?
- It hurts. I ate too much.
- Fatty! Fatty!
- You ate too much and now you're fat.
- How many seconds? - 1 minute and 15 seconds.
- It's been less than 20 seconds since we started.
- With this, we can finally watch the opening.
- What?! The opening?!
- Last up is...
- Christmas presents from Japan's number one residents!
- The meeting place is...
- Kisaya Boulevard Garden Frarie
- Christmas presents from Japan's number one residents...
- What could it be?
- Japan's number one... - Santa Claus!
- That's right! - Santa Claus!
- Christmas presents and...
- Here it comes!
- Japan's number one residents are...
- This broadcast is brought to you by AIA.
- What? - What?
- Santa Claus is here!
Jubei-shou!
Probably the oldest monkey in Japan that does gay things, Jubei-shou!
Arai, who is traumatized by his past sexual harassment, was not allowed to play with him.
I got a Christmas card and a present from Jubei- shou.
Really?
Look at his face.
Arai-chan, look at his face!
Jubei-shou! Hurry up!
He's cute! I'm fine!
Stand up straight and reach out your hand.
Yes, yes. It's scary if you do it from the side.
Jubei-shou!
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
Go 10 cm forward!
Thank you!
You're so kind, Jubei-shou!
Now, please say something!
If you can take a picture with me, please broadcast the new song "stand by you" from Jubei- shou!
Thank you!
It's a Christmas present!
The new song "stand by you" means "I'm by your side", right?
Yes!
From now on, Jubei-shou and Arai-chan will take a picture with each of you!
If you don't like it, we won't play it!
We won't play it!
We will definitely play it!
Who wants to go first?
Jubei-shou and Arai-chan will take a picture with each of you wearing reindeer costumes!
But!
Gradually...
This way!
Sorry!
Thank you!
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
Don't look at me!
Arai-chan is coming up!
Will Arai-chan be able to take a picture with Jubei-shou?
This broadcast has been brought to you by AIA.
Shaking off her courage, she approaches Arai!
Come closer!
You're cute!
Pat her head!
You have to put your hand on her waist!
Slowly!
It's okay!
Here I go!
Cheese!
Okay!
You did it!
Congratulations!
You did it!
We, SK48's new song!
"STAND BY YOU"!
Please listen!
How many times have I thought about it, but I didn't realize it until now
The roadside flower that bloomed in a place like this
Suddenly, my heart fluttered today
You looked more beautiful than you did yesterday
I haven't changed since yesterday
Is it because of the season that I stopped there?
My lover is by my side, and we're still friends now
I'm sure you'll be a special person someday
Even if nothing dramatic happens,
I want to meet you
I love you
To be honest, I've met everyone already
In this world, you're the one I love the most
No matter what happens, you don't have to worry
Because you're not alone
My lover is by my side
Even if we're just friends now
I want to meet you again