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Musumi no Ichiba!
Please introduce yourselves.
I'm Mayanko and Sugara Maya of Team E.
I'm Kano Nojima of Team S and Team H.
I'm Sarina Soda of Team K2.
I'm Izumi Nakamura of Team S.
Nice to meet you.
Today, we came to Misato district of Tsuchi, Mie Prefecture.
You look quite thirsty, too.
What's that?
Is it a bazooka?
We brought a bazooka to celebrate your 10th anniversary.
One shot?
No, it's over.
The staff forgot what's in it.
I can't get it back no matter what I do.
We brought a bazooka's skin.
Looking at you and my clothes, it's about to start.
What's that?
You're going to kill me.
It's "battle royale", isn't it?
Isn't it "battle royale"?
"battle royale" is a school.
Actually, this is "Nagano Elementary School".
It closed down in March of last year.
It's a tasteful school, isn't it?
There's a post in the back.
Actually, we have a new sport here.
There's a new sport?
Yes, there is.
I think you came to Japan a little late.
There's a sport that's popular overseas.
Would you like to try it?
Would you like to go over there?
I'm scared.
It's different now.
It's like you're in a battlefield.
It's fast.
You're alive, but you think it's a dazzling bazooka.
They're doing something.
It's amazing.
What's this?
There are women and men.
It's fast.
Stop it! Stop it!
It's dangerous.
Stop it! It's dangerous!
It's really dangerous to fight with this outfit.
It seems like they are fighting with bow and arrow. What is this?
What were you doing just now?
This is a news post called "archery tag".
Archery tag.
They use archery to fight and play survival games.
Do they shoot people?
They shoot people.
Archery tag is a new sport using bow and arrow.
They are divided into 5 vs 5 enemies and allies and shoot each other with their own bow and arrow.
It's a hot topic as a popular sport in Europe and America now.
Do you shoot people with this?
It's not a sponge.
It's harder than I thought.
It's hard.
Really?
Wait a minute.
It's harder than I thought.
It's a little painful.
What?
It's painful.
What?
It's not painful at all.
It's scary.
It's not painful at all.
Nojima, do you want to try it?
Be gentle.
You are a challenger.
I'm not doing anything.
Be gentle.
I'm not doing anything.
The player you just saw is also a regular player.
One more time.
Do you all have different jobs?
We all have normal jobs.
You are also active in Mie Prefecture.
We are an active group called "monkey and deer".
You are NPO?
That's why you are wearing that T-shirt.
You are NPO?
Through various events,
through various events,
NPO "monkey and deer" is spreading joy of living in Mie.
Using the abandoned mine of Misato-cho,
using the abandoned mine of Misato-cho,
we hold experience events for our players.
We aim for local revitalization.
We started in America six years ago.
Six years ago?
We have many events held in the U.S. and abroad.
We have many events held in Hokkaido.
We have many events held in the U.S. and abroad.
It's a great opportunity.
If soccer energy creates a team like Artery Tag, I would be very happy.
I would be very happy.
I think we might be first place in a short time.
Yes, we might.
You look like an old man.
I like this program.
You look like you are having fun.
I want to do this program.
I think we can do this program in my city.
This time, SKE is going to experience the latest sport, archery and tell you about its charm for regional activation.
But we can't just do it casually.
We can't just do it and say "it was scary" or "it was painful" or "it was fun".
We want you to become number one.
We want you to aim for Robin Hood.
Robin Hood idol?
We want you to become a Robin Hood idol.
I don't think there are any.
There aren't any.
There used to be a few Robin Hood idols.
But now, there aren't any.
There are more jobs now, right?
Yes, there are.
SKE 48.
The best of ties.
First of all, let's learn how to use an arrow.
First of all, how you hold it.
Hold it with your left hand.
It's heavy.
It's a little shaky.
There is a place where you put the arrow.
Hold it with your left hand just below it.
Yes.
The arrow of the bow.
There is a groove here.
You can put it in here.
Now you can say "the bow has been changed".
That's right.
You can do this without looking while you're fighting.
That's the best.
Shigahara, you're pulling my leg.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You're pulling my leg.
I'm sorry.
You're really into it.
Turn your body a little bit to the right.
Don't let the arrow fall.
Like you're riding it.
Pull your left hand forward.
You're pulling it a lot.
Pull your right hand back.
You're pulling it all the way.
Pull it all the way and talk like this.
I'm going to shoot you.
Yoshimura, would you like to try it?
I'm looking forward to it.
That's good.
That's really cool.
That's great.
I don't mess around at times like this.
That's great.
I don't know if I messed around or not.
Shigahara, you're next.
Your chest should be facing that way.
One by one?
Yes, I'm pulling it.
I'm scared.
That's good.
That's cool.
That's great.
Shigahara, you're not pulling my leg.
You're not pulling my leg today.
I'll never point my finger at you again.
It's the second time.
But it was cool.
Shigahara.
It suits you.
I did it.
One by one?
Yes.
Yoshimura.
Yoshimura, you're losing too much.
Yes.
Put your left hand on your finger.
Take it off.
But wait a minute.
Put it down.
Put it down over there.
I told you to put it down over here.
I can't do it.
It's a war.
You're getting shot in the head.
I'm getting shot mentally.
If you get angry, it's over.
Be careful of your left hand.
I'll break your finger.
Nakamura.
Look over your belly.
Straighten your legs.
And then, from above...
You're good.
Stand like this.
It's good.
Straighten your fingers.
Be careful of your cheek.
Be careful of your hand.
And release your right hand.
Nakamura succeeded in hitting the target with his first shot.
He seems to have a good streak.
From above, right?
A little more.
She's grasping it.
Left hand.
Isn't it too hard for me?
I want you to get better.
Pull it.
Pull it more.
It's scary.
I'm glad.
This is interesting.
It's interesting in itself.
Can we do a test?
I've been practicing.
I have a target.
I have a good target.
Let's hit it.
Wait.
What is it?
It's a plastic bottle.
It's an erotic book.
It's my photo book.
It's Soda Sarina's photo book.
It's called "Urabanashi".
You aim at it and hit it.
Why?
It's a legendary shot.
What is it?
It's this.
It's the most useless photo book in the world.
It's easy to aim at it.
The more you hit the photo book,
the less you can see it on TV.
That's right.
It's about the same price now.
You aim at it and hit it.
That's right.
The more you hit it, the more you can see it.
It's hard.
You're aiming at Soda Sarina.
No.
Nakamura and Nojima will try it.
You only get one chance!
Are you ready, Yamamura-san?
Yes!
That was so close!
Nojima-san, are you ready?
Yes!
You can do it!
You did it!
I'm a little confused.
I don't know which one is straight.
I see.
You said "once", didn't you?
I think you said "twice".
You did it!
Because you were in a hurry!
Next is advanced technique you can use in a match!
We play a match in a game.
In that game, if you catch the enemy's arrow, you can gain points.
In the air?
In the air.
You're scary!
I just pick up what I drop.
You're just an agent.
Can you pick it up?
Can you do it?
Go slowly.
Amazing.
What will you do if you get it?
If I get it, the one who hit will be out.
Then you will be out.
If you use a weapon, you will be out.
I see.
If you get hit, you will be out.
Go a little faster.
I want to see you go a little faster.
That was close.
But it is scary.
It's hard.
You can't get hit directly.
Are you okay?
I got hit there.
I've seen this in a mafia drama.
Go slowly.
Can you do it?
I don't think you can get it.
I don't have fear.
You are trying to get it.
Don't do it suddenly.
You can't get it there.
I'm sorry.
Please do it in the back room.
You suddenly put in a vote.
I'm sorry.
OK.
I was surprised.
Wait.
I'm scared.
OK.
Be gentle, please.
Be gentle.
You are scared, aren't you?
You got it!
You are too fast!
You got it!
You almost got it!
You are just scared.
You have to hold it tightly.
You got it!
I think you can do it.
I think you can do it!
Just dodge it.
You have to pull your waist.
You got it!
OK.
Let's have a match!
Let's do it!
We will do our best!
I'm looking forward to it!
The rules of archery tag are almost the same as dodgeball.
Five minutes of five-on-five.
When one team is out, the match is over.
What's unique is that when you grab the arrow fired by your opponent,
your opponent is out and one of your teammates is resurrected.
What's more...
Is this a shield?
This is a target.
A target?
A target.
For example, when one of your teammates is out, you pull out the target.
Then, one of your teammates will be resurrected.
Wow!
You have to pull it out in order to win.
I see.
Sounds fun!
Now, let's start the match!
Let's start!
Team Salsica vs. Team Yoshimura.
Five minutes!
I'm aiming!
You aren't hiding much.
Throw it like this.
Watch out!
It's about to start. Nakamura is attacking the opponent with a sharp attack.
But...
It's dark.
I can't light up the fire.
If you get hit, you'll die.
Where are you?
Hey!
What's up?
I can't light up the fire!
What's up? What are you doing?
I'm close! I'm close! I'm close!
You're good at dodging, ninja!
I don't like it!
If you don't like it, you can't light up the fire.
Out!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Nakamura, please come out with your bow.
In this case, you have to take off your bow or your sword.
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Hey!
I'm scared! I'm really scared!
If you do that, it's over!
It's too low! It's too low!
If you do that, it's over!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
It's too low! It's too low!
In no time, they formed a one-way team!
They got it!
I got it! I got it! I got it!
You got it, didn't you?!
While the opponent is looking away, they got it!
Four on four!
That's it!
You have to aim for SK's target!
Ah! That ninja!
No, I took a lot of them!
He's dirty!
You have to aim for the target!
Nakamura!
You have to aim for Nakamura's target!
Tsunawara is here!
And...
Nakamura is also out!
He's not coming to me!
If it's like this, we don't have much time!
Out!
One more person!
Three minutes have passed!
A bow and arrow hit Nojima's face!
There's only one person left!
Out!
Hey! It's the other way around!
Come!
Out!
Ah! What should I do?
Team Musubi!
We defeated one person!
Can we have a smaller number of people?
Let's reduce the number of people!
Which one do you want?
Yadorobo!
Yadorobo of Murai Ichiban!
And one shield as well?
Yes, one shield.
Where can we put our feet?
In front of you!
Where can we put our feet?
Should we avoid it?
We might be able to win with this.
Instead of a handicap,
let's say it's a penalty game,
like in Robin Hood,
you put a red balloon over your head.
If you lose, you have to put the red balloon over your head and pull it out.
What do you think?
What? What?
Wait! Wait!
Now, it's a 4 against 6 handicap game!
Let's start the game!
Let's start!
You have 5 minutes!
Wait! Wait!
Now! Now! Now!
Wait! I didn't get one!
You're going to lose!
Yadorobo!
Yadorobo! That's dangerous!
Wait! Wait!
If you hit it, you'll get a self-destruct.
You're good at flying!
Stop! Stop!
Next! Next!
You're scared, aren't you?
Wait! Please! Don't aim at me!
Please don't aim at me!
You got it! You got it!
Nojima got hit!
Nakamura got hit!
You got it! You got it!
Machado!
Let's go with Nojima!
It's going to come back!
Ah! Yoshimura!
Yoshimura, who was careless, is out!
After this, all of their efforts are in vain!
Now, this is...
It's going to come back!
Got it!
He got it!
That's...
Huh? You got it, didn't you?
I got it!
Even if he catches the bow of the sword,
Sugawara's shot is explosive!
The counterattack of Team Musubi is about to begin!
Nakamura, yes!
Yadorobo!
You are good! You are good!
Yadorobo is good!
Which one?
Yadorobo!
Yadorobo! Yadorobo!
Are you going to do a middle attack? Are you going to do a middle attack?
Now, two minutes have passed!
Nakamura, you are good!
It's coming back!
Yadorobo!
It's coming back!
Ah, but if you can win now...
You can win!
It's 4 to 3!
Oh, nice!
You are good! You are good!
Yadorobo!
Yadorobo is good!
It's coming back!
Yoshimura GM, nice shot!
Now, it's 2 to 4!
You are all good!
It's coming back!
Did you catch it?
You caught it!
You are good!
Only girls can do it!
You caught it!
You are good!
Push up!
You are good!
Push up! Sing!
You are good!
There is only one person left in the winning team.
But...
Go! Go!
You missed it!
Why did you miss it?
It's because of the struckouts.
Oh, you hit it!
Nakamura hit it.
Nakamura hit it because it hurt.
Chance! Chance!
It's amazing that there is such a reversal.
Catch it!
You got it!
Catch!
Shoot!
Oh, you hit it!
There is only 30 seconds left.
Wait!
Tsukahara, there is only 30 seconds left.
Wait!
It's amazing!
It's a reversal.
You are getting better and better.
Go! Go!
There is only 15 seconds left.
Tsukahara, go! Go!
Can you beat this guy?
I don't like him!
Can you do it?
There is only 5 seconds left.
You can do it! You can do it!
Time's up!
It's difficult!
Team Salsica won by 3-1.
Good job!
So, five of you will receive a red apple balloon and shoot it at Team Salsica.
I don't like it!
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Well, then...
Shoot it! Shoot it!
Shoot it!
Thank you very much!
Go ahead!
Ouch!
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
It's not Robin Hood who has an apple on his head, but William Tell, isn't it?
No, it's fine!