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Let me introduce myself!
Please introduce yourself!
I'm SKE48 Team Ino, Don chanko and Fukushina O!
I'm SKE48 Team Ino, Kuma chanko and Kumazaki Haruka!
I'm SKE48 Team S's Matsumoto Chikako!
I'm SKE48 Team S's Nojima Kano!
Good morning!
Sayoshima-san, we have a special guest today!
Who is it?
Did you call for me?
It's the person that Yoshimura-san has been waiting for!
Who is it?
You guys have a good tone of voice!
Who is it?
This is the special guest!
Yes, yes, yes!
I'm the person you called for!
Thank you for having me!
A comedian from Kansai, Tarjin!
Good morning! I'm Tarjin!
The aroma of roses here is the best!
He is appearing on switch regularly!
His report technique is called "the god of location" and he is a legendary reporter!
How is it? Tarjin-san is from Kansai, right?
Yes!
You guys are idols from Nagoya, right?
Yes!
Your jobs are taken away from you, right?
That's right!
Everything is taken away from you!
Even if you say it, it's a world of weak meat and strong food!
Especially, your future is Tarjin-san!
Since when?
I can't do it!
So, for this project!
Yes!
In order to become a legend of reporters!
The second Tarjin Grand Prix!
The second one!
Today's Musubi no Ichiban is...
A report on how to steal techniques from the god of watches, Tarjin, and survive in his hometown!
The report of the "Bakusho" is also a big hit!
AKA "TOKI ESSA"
Musubi no Ichiban!
Don't you want to see Tarjin's report?
Of course!
Today we are at Ball Donuts Park in Austin.
It's a popular donut shop.
So we came here to see Tarjin's report.
It's in Japanese?
No, it's not.
Do you know how to do it?
He's fast!
Do you know how to set it up?
It's like a live broadcast.
It's like an emcee in a studio.
Hello!
Like that.
I see!
You play that role.
As an ordinary person, I'm around here.
As it is, Tarjin's report is the best.
I see!
Wow!
I want to see it!
That's right!
You can't just look at it.
You have to get close to Tarjin to see what he's stealing.
Tarjin will show us his secret!
Let's learn the secret of his report!
Let's get started!
Mr. Tarjin!
Yes, I'm Tarjin! Thank you for having me!
I'm in Nakaguni, Nagoya.
I'm in Osu Shopping Street.
There are so many people here!
Don't push me!
I'm not pushing you!
I'm going to tell you about a popular shop.
Which one is more popular?
Here it is!
There is a cute signboard!
Please be careful of your steps!
There are one and two steps!
This is a donut shop.
The name of the shop is "Ball Donut Park".
Where does this name come from?
It's a freshly fried donut shop in Okinawa.
It's in Okinawa!
Is there any donut that suits me?
It's the first octopus ball in Okinawa!
Actually, there are a lot of things that say "octopus" in Okinawa.
For example, "octopus rice".
"Octopus rice" is dangerous!
Who said that?
I'm sorry for the live broadcast!
Please don't get involved!
Thank you!
I can't stand it!
How do you fry an octopus ball?
Mr. Ito, the cameraman, will show you how to do it.
Look at this!
It's already in the oil!
Can you see where the donut fell in?
This is where you fry it!
As you can see, it's crispy!
He even explains how to fry it!
Look at how crispy it is!
It's beautiful, cute and crispy!
It's not done just like that!
What will happen to the octopus ball?
It looks like it has the same ingredients as the octopus rice!
It's done! Look at this!
The camera is not facing this way, so I'll point it towards you!
Thank you!
I'll lift it up!
If you hold it like this, you can't see the size, so lift it up as much as you can!
If you do that, it will naturally come to your nose!
It smells like chili sauce!
Please give it to me!
How is it?
Does it go well?
It's so good!
It's so chewy!
Everyone, I recommend this one!
Thank you very much!
In order to copy Tarzin, Haruka Kumazaki and Kumajin will do a challenge!
Kumajin, are you there?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I am Fujin Rizin Kumajin!
Today, there is a cute store in front of me!
There isn't any!
Then we'd like to go in!
What kind of store is it?
Well, actually, inside is also amazing!
Ignore it! Ignore it! Ignore it!
Yes, ignore it!
What kind of store is this?
It's an okinawan-style freshly baked donut shop.
It's my first time in Okinawa.
It's wonderful.
What do you recommend?
This ping pong ball is perfect for you.
Ping pong ball?
Ping pong ball.
Why is it perfect for you?
Is it because I'm passionate?
It's cold.
He is making it now.
It's amazing.
The ball is bouncing.
What does it mean?
It's a one-shot gag.
Customers are saying something in the store.
It's a one-shot gag.
Is it a one-shot gag?
My glasses are moving.
It's done.
Don't fool me.
Your glasses are moving.
Look at it.
The color is vivid.
It's perfect for Instagram pictures.
I'll eat it now.
It's good.
It looks delicious.
It's good.
It's sticky.
The bear is impressed by the deliciousness.
The bear is surprised.
What did you say?
Go for it!
What did you say?
The bear is surprised.
That's all. Thank you very much.
She reported enthusiastically like a bear, but as a result of her gag sense, she stands out.
Next is Motojin's challenge near the city from Kansai.
Well then, Motojin! Motojin!
Yes, Yoshimura-san! Where am I now?
Huh? Where are you?
Here!
Yes, I'm Motojin!
Motojin started enthusiastically, but...
Even in Okinawa, you can eat it in 47 different places.
It's a little difficult, isn't it?
Difficult?
Yes, it seems so.
What is it?
Yes, well...
Oh, it's already grilled...
It's not grilled! It's fried!
It's fried!
What are you talking about?
Well, this is...
Is this a sherbet ice ball?
It's a shave ice ball!
Oh, it's a shave ice ball!
Motojin!
This is...
Ta-dah!
It looks like a great taco, but...
The smell is...
Oh! Nachos! No, it's a taco!
Nachos! Is it only nachos that smells like?
All the flavors are gone!
Oh, I got a lot of them! Thank you for the meal!
It's hot!
It's cheap!
It's cheap for one bite!
Is it from Creme?
I couldn't resist it!
Motojin!
This is terrible!
It's wonderful!
By all means, when you come to this store, please take a picture with me and enjoy it!
That's it for "Game Girl"!
Thank you!
What a shame!
"The smell is like nachos" and so on...
You're wrong in many places!
I'm sorry!
It's no good!
It's really embarrassing!
Tarjin-san, you can't show it!
I can't show it yet!
There's still a long way to go for the famous reporter, Tarjin!
And so...
The second stage is...
The second stage is "Kukumangoku"!
"Kukumangoku"!
What is it?
I don't know what kind of store it is, but...
"Kukumangoku", which opened two years ago in Osu!
It's a store that sells armors rental and Sengoku goods!
There's also a gold, silver and bronze torii in the store,
which is a little strange store called "self- proclaimed power spot"!
No matter what you say, the master is the best!
First of all, Tarjin's forehead report!
Tarjin-san, Tarjin-san!
Yes!
What kind of interesting store is it today?
Yes!
The store I'm going to introduce you to today is this one!
It's called "Okumangoku".
Look at this signboard!
It's very shiny!
If it's a place, you'd think it's a Chinese restaurant,
but it's actually not!
Hey, camera-san, be careful of your feet!
Come up!
I found something great! I found something great!
I can't see it with my body!
Please take a look!
This is it! Please take a look!
Wow!
Nice step!
You're really a go-ranger!
This one is a little more complicated!
Oops! Please wait a minute!
Thank you for coming!
Excuse me!
Wow! You're full of spirit!
I'm a man of spirit only!
What are you talking about?
Thank you for coming!
If you don't mind me asking, is this rented?
Yes, this place is run by Kondo Sanko.
Do you know about it?
Of course I do!
Is there anyone in Nagoya who doesn't know about Kondo Sanko?
Only healthy people can't afford it!
This is it!
This is a device that will make you feel better!
I wanted to feel better!
This is no longer a hobby topic!
Today, you will be wearing this chonmage!
Chonmage?!
Yes, this is a chonmage for you!
You will be wearing a chonmage that is perfect for you!
And you will also be wearing this gym ball!
Wait a minute!
Suddenly, the master decided to wear a costume and take a picture!
From now on, you will only be allowed to take one picture in this world for free!
Please!
I love the words "free" and "just" so much!
You can't do it without Mr. Targin!
With the words of magic that will make you feel better, please raise your voice with me!
Understood!
The words of magic that will make you feel better!
Here we go!
Ei! Ei! Oh!
One more time!
Ei! Ei! Oh!
No, I don't want to see the old man's skit!
If you think you've finished it...
Yes.
After you say this...
Yes.
The Okuman Choja will be completed.
Yes.
I will guide you there.
There is a final closure.
There is still more?
There is still more of this.
This is a big deal!
Did you eat it with that look?
With that look?
Yes.
Ah! There was a big drama!
If you hit this...
The Okuman Choja will be completed!
If you hit this...
The Okuman Choja will be completed!
I will hit it with all my feelings!
Let's go!
Yo!
One last time!
You are definitely the world's number one talent!
Everyone, please come this way!
Please come!
You have a perfect window!
You are number one!
You can't bring friends!
I met you for the first time!
You were perfect!
As I said earlier, you are a very energetic person.
I was attracted to you.
You were attracted to me.
As you said.
I have to finish my report and make my opponent feel comfortable.
I have to make my opponent feel comfortable.
I think you did your job well today.
Tange!
How do you like it?
You are right!
Thank you!
We are friends!
He is very difficult to report.
How will Nojin, a drunkard who hates losing to SKE, challenge?
Let's go!
Nojin Genbaru!
Hello!
I'm Nojin. Where am I today?
I'm at Osu Shopping Street!
I'm 16 years old now.
I'm in a busy city with young people.
There are many "me-how"s here.
Is it a bad word?
I came to Anama for the first time.
It's this!
It's Okumangoku.
It looks like gold.
It looks like a profitable shop.
Profitable?
It's worth 500 yen.
I'm going to look for it.
As I go in,
there are many flags.
You can't read it. Touch it!
There are many flags.
It's very nice.
And in the back...
Oh, it's in the back!
Why are you in the back?
I heard that you can rent this place.
This is a very famous condo in Jaguar.
A condo?
It's very famous.
You can't rent it. It's only healthy.
What?
Stop it!
Since you're here...
Do you like "Bacchi Musume"?
"Bacchi Musume"?
It doesn't suit you at all.
I haven't seen it yet.
You're weird!
That's right.
Let's shout it out loud!
Good!
Good?!
What do you mean "good"?!
You're so kind!
What do you mean "good"?!
Lastly, we'd like you to do one more thing for us...
He's getting tired!
Lastly, we'd like you to give us the finishing touch,
and make sure you keep Ogman Chouja and Center in perfect condition!
Perfect condition!
Close your eyes and squeeze out your sadness!
Hit it clockwise!
Yes!
Make sure you get Center in perfect condition!
Thank you!
Okay!
How was it?
Was it difficult?
It was very difficult!
It's very colorful, so I didn't know what to do with it.
I see!
How about one more match?
How about it, Ace?
Yes!
Let's do it!
I'll do my best!
Let's go!
I'm going to knock you out!
Knock me out and never come back!
That's what I'm going to say!
The bird is GM Yoshimura's favorite, Don-chan!
Will he be able to leave a mark?!
Don-san! Don-san!
Yes!
I came here today!
I came to Okumangok-san!
This is a power spot in Oshu.
I like power spots because I want to call happiness with my own wealth.
I'm looking forward to it.
Let's go in!
Is there anyone in the store?
Please come in!
Thank you for having me.
Is this store famous for being a power spot?
Yes, it is.
There are a lot of armors here.
This is a gorenja.
She was so quiet.
Is she German?
There are a lot of armors here.
What are those armors over there?
Police officers actually came here and went to Ishishiwa Summit.
Ishishiwa Summit!
Do you know what a police officer is?
Red, blue, yellow!
What is it?
Traffic lights!
What is white?
White line!
What is white?
What is green?
It's moss!
Too bad! It's green wasabi!
Stop it!
Police officers go to Ishishiwa Summit, too.
It's our job to lend it out for 15,000 yen.
15,000 yen!
This program is brought to you by AIA and other sponsors.
SKE Don-chan is trying to report aiming to become a famous person in the world.
She is going to take only one picture in the world with her beautiful personal gimbal.
Thank you so much.
Let's do it.
Excuse me.
What is that red thing over there?
What is it?
It is...
I suddenly hate standing up.
Don-chan is funny.
I would like to take only one picture in the world with this.
A pumpkin has come.
It is a pumpkin.
I will do it in a simple way.
It is a little big.
It hurts.
It hurts my eyes.
Are you Mr. Otsumoto?
It is good.
It will shine like this.
Please hold it like this.
It is good.
Thank you so much.
Does this bring good luck?
Of course.
This is the last one.
Is there more?
Thank you so much.
You can't capture a bad center.
You want to be a center, don't you?
I want to be a center.
All right. Come here.
Excuse me.
What is this?
It is a gift corner.
Look at it.
It is written in English.
What is most popular with foreign customers?
Quiz.
What is most popular in Japan?
It is a beehive I am wearing.
He answers right away.
- Can I become a millionaire now? - Yes, you can.
- What do you want to use the money for? - I want to use it for Japan.
- What are you talking about? - Seriously?
- What does this color represent? - Copper.
- Copper? - Yes.
- Here I go. - Go ahead.
I hope you become a millionaire.
Don-chan, you definitely made it to the SKE Center! Congratulations!
Thank you for giving me all of your energy!
- That was amazing. - It was great.
- Taru-han was surprised, too. Don-chan pulled it out of you. - Yes, I did.
- I did it about three times more than others. - You did it.
- I don't know if I said it right, but you were the cutest. - You were the cutest!
- You were the cutest!
- You were like a high school student. - You were the cutest!
We'll have a double report with the winner of "Tajin" later!
This program was brought to you by...
Aia and...
the following sponsors.
- Yes, yes, yes! I'm "Tajin" and... - The second "Tajin" is me, Don!
Anyway, we'd like to introduce you to...
a famous store that has been around for 50 years in Oosu.
"Shinsuzume Hontei". Doesn't it smell good?
- Here it is! - Yes!
- Don-chan, you're the prettiest. - Yes, you're right.
- Let's open it up! - Yes!
One, two...
Ah!
Wow!
What do you think of it, Mr. Studio?!
It's great!
I was holding it back, but it came out!