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Usubi no Ichiban wa Ichiban! Community TV!
Usubi no Ichiban!
That's great!
Your voice is out today as well!
When we say "title", there is always an SKE member, but there are only two of you!
Today, we would like to be tied up with a special guest!
A special guest?
Yes! Please excuse me!
They are the special guest, Strawberry Punch!
It's them!
I'm Uchiyama Mikoto and...
I'm Yuzu! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Have we met before?
Nice to meet you!
I haven't figured you out yet...
Everyone! Stay tuned!
They are SKE48's special unit, Strawberry Punch's Uchiyama Mikoto and...
Yuzuki Hidaka!
Our winning unit is...
Strawberry Punch!
In last year's first SKE48 unit competition,
J.Co. and Matsui Jurina won first place!
On stage, they are shining idols!
But...
Thank you very much!
On stage, they are idols who become old men!
It's Ichigo-chan!
There are two of you now!
I'm Uchiyama Mikoto!
Ichigo-chan!
I'm Uchiyama Mikoto!
It's not Ichigo-chan!
It's Yoshimura and Toki!
This time, as a prize for winning,
we will give you one Strawberry Punch!
Yay! I'm so happy!
I'm so happy!
You're so kind!
What did you eat today?
Strawberry juice...
What did you eat today?
It's too late to start talking about these things.
I'm going to make it more serious.
This time, Strawberry Punch has told us about their reward.
In fact, GM Yoshimura has prepared a plan to make their characters more serious.
GM has prepared a plan to make their characters more serious.
I'm starting to feel sick.
I'm going to work on my Strawberry Punch and find out how SK48 grows.
SK48.
Musubi No Ichiban.
What does Strawberry Punch want to do?
One, two...
I want to eat cute strawberries!
I'm happy!
I'm cold.
Adios.
Your characters are totally different.
The camera is still rolling.
What?!
I can't say it like this!
No one can say it like this!
The one who brought Strawberry Punch, who immediately forgot about their characters, is...
In Midland Square, basement 1F,
in that Dojima Roll cafe,
Salon de Menchel.
Here, there is a perfect strawberry dessert for you two.
Strawberry!
Here you go.
But we're strawberries, too!
There's a lot!
What should we do?
But we're all strawberries.
New strawberries!
They're red and blue.
It looks like there's a special menu.
Hey! You like strawberries, right?
I love them!
Can you do me a favor?
They're so good! Give me a strawberry!
A very big strawberry, please!
Okay, we're done.
Thank you! You're so kind!
Is it okay for this character to trouble the clerk like this?
At first!
Do you understand what I just ordered?
Yes!
Is it okay?
The parfait seems to be ready!
Wow!
It's so cute!
I've never had it before!
It's called "Dojima Princess Roll Parfait"!
It's topped with a roll cake and a lot of strawberries!
Wow! It's so soft and chewy!
I've never had it before! It's so good!
You can't eat it!
What's wrong?
Are you coughing that much?
The tube is clogged!
No, it's not clogged!
I'm getting tired!
I'll do it later!
Okay!
And now!
The experiment to stretch their characters even more begins!
Clerk!
Clerk?
Clerk!
Clerk?
It sounded like a man's voice.
Thank you!
I was surprised!
A lump of kawajan came out!
We've invited the representative of the hypnosis group "hypnosis master"
Mr. Ooiwa!
He is a renowned hypnosis master who represents the Tokai region!
Even with this hypnosis,
if you can push through a strawberry character,
it means you've become your own character!
That's right!
Are you okay?
Leave it to me!
If you become like this, you won't look like that at all!
I won't change!
You won't change!
Really?
No matter what happens, I like strawberries the most!
Will the strawberry punch...
Will she be able to protect her strawberry character?!
You'd be surprised if you suddenly hated strawberries, wouldn't you?
You don't want to hate them, do you?
I don't hate them!
That's right!
When you look at me closely, the hand you hold tight becomes hard like a stone.
The more you look at me, the more my hand gets tighter and tighter.
When you look at me closely, the hand gets tighter and tighter.
When you look at me closely, the hand gets tighter and tighter and becomes hard like a stone.
Yes, please enjoy that feeling.
When you look at me closely, even if you try to open your hand, you can't.
Yes, when you look at me closely, my hand gets tighter and tighter.
Yes, even if you try to talk to me, you can't.
Yes, please enjoy that feeling.
Yes!
Even if you try to open your hand, you can't!
Huh?!
If you can open it now, you can open it.
Huh?!
I can't move...
Really...
Why?!
You're not having fun yet, are you?
I can't move...
How is she now?
Yes.
She's a little...
sulking.
Ah, but that's what hypnosis is all about, isn't it?
That's right.
There are people who can't be hypnotized.
That's right.
Well, let's cut that out and move on.
Thank you very much.
Now, let's see if Yususu, who is easy to hypnotize, can protect the strawberry character!
If you put your shoulders in your hands like this, you won't be able to bend.
It hurts!
You won't be able to bend.
I can't bend!
Yususu!
Why?!
This is bad.
Yususu, why?!
Now, put your hand like this...
Thank you very much.
Yes, if you put it here, you won't be able to lift it up.
It's heavy and you can't lift it up.
It's heavy!
I don't like it!
I really don't like it!
It's heavy!
Really?
It's true!
Really?
It's true!
You can move it with your fingers.
But you can't speak.
Look!
You can move it.
Move your hand.
No way!
I don't like it!
It's a combination of flowers and strawberries!
You want to speak, right?
Look at my hand.
I'll give you back your voice.
But you can't say only your name.
I'll give you back your voice.
How do you feel now?
You can't speak, right?
Say "ah".
You can speak, right?
She said it!
What's your name?
I don't know!
She said it!
You can say any name you like now.
Any name you like!
Wow!
Oodawara Kusozaemon.
You said a name somewhere, right?
I said it!
You said it somewhere.
Your name is here.
Yes, Oodawara Kusozaemon.
Please say it again.
Oodawara Kusozaemon.
Yes, your name is Oodawara Kusozaemon.
When you say it,
Oodawara Kusozaemon.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Ooiwa.
Kusozo!
Kusozaemon!
Nice to meet you.
What's her name?
Mikocchi.
What's your name?
Kusozaemon.
Kusozaemon!
She said it!
She became Kusozaemon!
Yuzuzu Aratame!
The hypnosis for Kusozaemon is finally getting serious!
Do you know what "strawberry" is?
It's "strawberry", right?
This is "strawberry", right?
Yes.
If you keep looking at it,
this existence disappears from your world
and you don't know what it is.
She said it!
Then, what's this?
"Spoon".
What's this?
"Cup". "Cup". Then, what's this red one?
What's wrong with you? You said it so many times.
When I saw this strawberry, I was angry and said "I can't help it".
Let's say goodbye to the strawberry.
How can you say like this?
You don't know what it is, do you?
Look at it carefully.
If you don't know what it is, you will be irritated.
I'm irritated and I don't even want to see it.
What parfait did you come here for today?
Strawberry parfait.
Here you are.
Let's eat it.
No, no, no.
It's melting.
No, no, no.
It makes me sick.
She is afraid of it.
She gets closer and closer.
She gets even more irritated.
I'm serious. I'm serious.
She gets even more irritated.
She hates it.
She hates it more and more.
But you know, she puts it on her ears and so on.
What?
She puts it on her other ear, too.
She hates it.
She is on the wrong path.
The only bond was strawberry.
Let's rewind it.
Okay.
Look at it carefully.
All the irritation disappeared in an instant.
It's back.
What's wrong with you?
How was it?
I don't remember.
What's your name?
Yuzu.
What is "exocile"?
You don't have any sense of humor.
Shall we move on?
It's amazing.
I wish we could make a gorilla or something like that.
It's going to be a gorilla.
This program is brought to you by AIA and these sponsors.
I wish we could make a gorilla or something like that.
It's going to be a gorilla.
It's going to be a strawberry or something like that.
Let's go deeper.
You are a wild gorilla.
If you open your eyes, you will go wild.
Because you are one gorilla and…
I love bananas.
She eats like a gorilla.
She eats like a gorilla at a zoo.
She doesn't come to me.
This is different.
Tokui, what is your next reward?
I want to be beautiful.
Strawberry punch vs. face is life.
Let's have her make a small face.
To make a small face, Yoshimura GM has prepared...
Nagoya-Sakae's esthetalon, "maki-shi-fort".
Thank you in advance.
A new strawberry.
You said you were Miyanaga-san.
You are Miyanaga-san, right?
Miyanaga-san, is it true you can make a small face with this?
I can.
I'm happy.
It's a lie.
However, due to filming time constraints, only one person can have a small face esthetalon.
So, which one is worthwhile for you, teacher?
I'm scared.
I'm really scared.
They have changed.
They are cute.
They have changed.
I thought they might be good.
You might be good.
I'm scared.
Only one person can do it.
Yuzuzu will do it.
And we don't have much time, so we will do it in half.
What is the small face esthetalon that GM has prepared?
It's your reward.
No!
Really?
No!
It's not cute. What's wrong?
No!
This is...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Is this strawberry juice?
It hurts.
It's strawberry juice!
Yes, it is.
Strawberry juice!
Strawberry juice is coming out.
She said strawberry juice is no good.
Strawberry juice...
Does it hurt?
Yes, it hurts a lot.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It hurts.
It hurts?
She's angry.
She said "ouch, ouch, ouch" and "strawberry juice" for dozens of minutes.
But she's tired of this reaction.
Shall we call her?
That person!
Wait.
With the appearance of a hypnotist,
it's a terrible ending!
This program was brought to you by...
AIA and...
The sponsors of this program.
"SK48 This Year's Tenth Anniversary...
Ten...
Ten... Challenge!
In this segment, Yuki-chan and I will play a game related to "ten".
The result so far is...
I have two points and...
Zero!
Here is today's question.
Put your slippers into the window ten meters ahead of you.
You have ten chances.
If you can't do it, you have to do "ten, ten, ten".
So close!
Oh!
Ah!
I got it!
Ah!
Yay!
Let's go!
Show me!
Ah, not bad.
Why?
Why are you going that way?
I'm going the wrong way.
Ha ha ha ha!
I can't do it!
Oh, poop is flying!
Ah! So close!
It's true.
The victory is slipping through.
Do your best.
I'll do my best.
Yes!
What?
It's suspicious.
It's suspicious and painful.
Which one is stronger?
Three, two, one.
She is...
Wait.
She is...
I'm sorry. I said it's painful.
It's painful and I want you to be relieved.
She goes into a deep sleep.
Her mind is blank.
She forgot who she was.
She went somewhere.
She said something.
My name is Kuso Zaemon.
I'll wake up.
Good morning.
I'll wake up.
Is it true?
Oh, my.
She is getting sleepy.
She is fine.
She was talking a lot.
She is getting sleepy.
What was your name?
Kuso Zaemon.
Just in case.
It's different. The left eye is up.
If you look to the right, you can lift up and look smaller.
It felt good.
I didn't feel pain in the middle.
There was a moment.
It felt good.
Close your eyes and count three.
Gorilla failed earlier. You will never fail again. You are so great, Kuso Zaemon. You can do anything. You are a great actress.
When you open your eyes, you are a male gorilla.
Thank you.
It's dangerous.
You are great.
I think I can do it now.
I saw the director's hypnosis.
I think I can do it.
Me too.
I will be a warrior if I defeat this gorilla.
Warrior?
Warrior against gorilla.
You are a warrior.
Open your eyes and you are a warrior.
You are a warrior.
Look! Look! Look!
- Warrior. - Warrior, how was today's shooting?
It was the best!
It was so exciting!
That's what I call "strategic punch"!
Make sure you get the offer!
I'm a crazy idol!
Sashikomu hikari
Iro ga aru you ni
Donna mono ni mo iro ga aru yo
Kibou to iu na no
Mirai no mukou wa
Aoi mo omiteru
Sekai no shikumi wa
Tanjunde
Soko ni mieru mono ga
Subete nanda to
Obotteta orokasa yo
Bokutachi no muishiki wa
Iittai nani iro da
Itoshisa wa itsudemo yukkuri chikazuku
Sarigenaku yorisoi
Bazariatteku
I'm from Kumamoto!
SKE48 Team S's Ruu and Inoelka!
I'm from Kumamoto for the first time!
Let me introduce you to Kumamoto dialect!
"Atozeki" means "to close the door you opened".
You can say, "Hey, you're a bit late, aren't you?"
If you want to meet me, play "Passion Foyer"!
Bye-bye!
SKE48 Team S's Ruu and Inoelka!