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o-ba-ma-fu
Monday is "omusubi" (rice ball)
I'm Inazuka Asana, a.k.a. "female potato"
I'm Shirin, a.k.a. "team k-2"
I'm Arai Yuki, a.k.a. "team k-2"
It's almost 2017.
You've been busy for a year.
You must be tired and stressed out.
I'd like you to relieve your stress for a year.
Are you stressed out?
Yes, I am.
You work like a robot.
You don't know what you know.
You have the same impact as me.
This is what I like about you.
They will tell you their biggest stress of this year.
Let's start with Arai.
My biggest stress of this year is that I got into a fight with Osaru-san.
When I challenged Saruma-shi before, I couldn't communicate with Osaru-san at all.
I made him angry.
Next, Aoki is...
I don't have an aura.
This morning, I was waiting for a traffic light on my bike.
Then I saw someone I've seen before.
He was a fan of mine.
I didn't notice him at all.
I was like, "Um..."
You called out to him first.
I didn't notice him at all.
And Inuzuka is...
It's an annual event for me.
It's cold, isn't it?
I sweat even though it's cold.
I'm sweating now, too.
It's really cold and I sweat a lot.
When you shake hands...
You look like this.
Today's "Musubi no Ichiban" is...
I want to be tied up with a stress-relieving spot.
It's heavy.
It's amazing.
It should be healed at the latest open spot of the year.
It's amazing.
You surprised me.
And stress-relieving spot, Yoshimura GM and Sabagei.
Let's welcome the new year with a clear mind.
SKA Aoki Enter.
Musubi no Ichiban
The first school came here to heal their stress.
It opened in April of this year.
It's an annual cafe "Watadoru" in Nakaku, Nagoya.
It's so cute!
What is this place?
This is one of many animal cafes, but this one specializes in exotic animals,
such as dogs and cats.
What's more,
We aim to sell the best skin care products in Japan.
Not the best in Japan, but the best in Japan?
Yes, the best in Japan.
I'm happy.
First of all, touching cute ears.
Let's be healed!
You can pet it while it bites you.
Oh, really?
Like this.
Let me try.
Cute!
Then, you can pet it with your index finger.
You can pet and bite it at the same time.
Because it has ears.
Doesn't it bleed?
No, it doesn't.
Ah!
Sometimes it gets bored and doesn't bite you.
I see.
Let's be healed!
It's really cute!
Ah, you say "paku".
Let's be healed, Yuki-chan!
You look like a fan who came to a handshake party.
Yes, you're right.
Look, she's shaking hands with you.
It's middle finger.
It's middle finger, isn't it?
Put out middle finger.
Put out middle finger gently like this.
Let's be healed!
She gives up with an unheard voice.
If it's a bag, there's a cat with a big name.
There's a cat called "Poco-chan" with a eye bag.
Oh, wow!
It woke up!
You can touch it even if you wash it.
It's like a cute baby bag.
You can support it and pet it.
It's fluffy and feels good and cute.
I was surprised.
Taking pictures with your favorite animals is the fun way of this shop.
So, each of you will look for your best animal and take a healing two-shot.
I was surprised.
I want to eat it.
It's big.
It's an Osaurus.
The best animal that animal lover Inuzuka chose is...
Is it a dinosaur?
It's heavy.
It's like plastic.
It's a black-and-white tag with black and black patterns and two-shot.
It's cool.
You like tattoos, don't you?
I love them.
It's amazing.
And Aoki touches it, too.
It's amazing.
This is...
She's excited.
Let's touch the kindest animal in this cafe.
It's kind and cute.
Oh, it's a breast.
Is it okay?
What is it?
It's cute.
What is it?
A peach.
What came out of the shop manager's chest is...
It's a black-and-white tag.
Is it the most popular among us?
There's another cool one.
Where is it in?
It's a valley.
It's cool.
So, Arai and her black-and-white tag take a healing two-shot.
You're getting used to it.
It's cute.
What are their names?
This one is Raichi-chan and this one is Moca-chan.
It's fun to see from a distance.
It's fun.
Next, we are going to look for a green healing animal.
I like it a little bit.
I can see its shell a little bit.
It's a little creepy.
Don't say it's creepy.
They all like animals and stay here.
Do you like meerkats?
The store manager recommends taking a picture with a meerkat that is very fond of people.
It's cute.
A meerkat that looks like a child looks good on you.
It's like a mountain.
So...
What do you think of it?
It's cute.
It looks like you.
It's a meerkat.
It's very cute.
It's here.
It's cute.
What do you think of it, everyone?
Were you healed?
We were healed.
At first, we were scared of it, but...
Raichi-chan has gotten much better, hasn't she?
It was cute.
It's slippery.
The store manager recommends taking a picture with a meerkat that is very fond of people.
What is a meerkat?
GM's favorite healing animal, Souser!
Its true identity is...
I'm really scared of it.
This program is brought to you by AIA and other sponsors.
Wow!
What is it?
It's a giant snake called "jungle carpet python".
It's 3.5 meters in length, but it's actually a "souser".
This dog is also a popular dog in this shop.
Let's touch and be healed!
I'm so happy!
Let's start with the dog that is being healed today.
Wow!
I love snakes!
Do you love snakes?
I love them!
Doesn't it bite you?
Maybe.
Don't worry about it.
If it bites you, it's me.
Basically, it doesn't bite you.
This one is okay.
Look at the picture.
Azan, are you okay?
It only looks like a snaker.
And...
Souser in blue...
No!
You don't like it, do you?
Look at its face!
I don't like it!
You don't like it, do you?
I don't like it!
I'm scared.
I'm scared!
What is their solution to their stress?
100%!
That's right!
How about you, Ara-san?
20%!
20% is still there?
It increased!
Their stress increased!
How about you, Osirin?
Minus 100%!
Minus 200%!
It's double!
Some of them are healed, and some of them have increased their stress.
Let's move on to the next solution for stress!
Thank you for having us!
Here you go!
Wow!
It's cool!
I see! I see!
This is amazing!
What is this?
A pistol!
So you can't really shoot here, can you?
You can't, can you?
No, you can't. These are all sold at toy stores.
They are all air guns.
Mr. Ohara, the owner of Gunmania, has collected about 80 air guns.
The shooting cafe "Guns" opened in March.
The biggest sale of this store is the 10-meter shooting range, the largest in Nagoya.
Let's shoot some air guns and have some fun!
Look at this poster!
It's so cute!
It's beautiful!
Has everyone done this before?
What kind of poster is this?
It's a monthly Arms Magazine poster.
The members of S.K. have also decorated the cover a lot.
Is this a cover?
This poster came with the Air Gun and Military's specialty magazine "Arms Magazine".
Of course, everyone has decorated the cover!
Hey, everyone!
Just by seeing the cover, you make me nervous!
It's like a military class has come!
But, those of you who are here,
you are girls, right?
Do you feel good now?
My stress is increasing.
Your stress is increasing, isn't it?
Aren't you frustrated, Ara-san?
Yes!
You are frustrated, aren't you?
Yes!
You are frustrated, right?
I am frustrated!
So, in order to relieve the stress that has accumulated,
we went to the shooting range that this store is proud of.
First of all, the owner, Ohara-san will demonstrate it.
When a bullet hits the blue target, it turns red.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
Let's do it.
As a rule, you have to say "uppun" first and then shoot for 30 seconds.
I see.
Let's say the one who says it first wins.
The time limit is 30 seconds.
Shout "uppun" and aim for the target.
First, Asana Inuzuka will challenge.
Asana Inuzuka
Inuzuka, can you say "uppun" now?
Yes, I can.
Okay, let's do it.
Ready, start!
My palms are sweating.
Wow.
People call me "ma'am" too much.
I'm scared.
Please save my time.
I'm scared.
I want to get on the cover.
You can't hit it.
I can't hit it.
I want you to hit it.
Five seconds.
Five seconds left.
Is it over?
I think so.
Time's up!
You can't hit it at all.
I can't hit it at all.
It's your first time, so you can't help it.
You can't help it.
I think I'm going to get stressed out.
Next, Arai Yuki will challenge.
Ready, start!
When I eat a tablet, I sneeze.
My arms are stretched out.
No.
She's under a lot of stress.
She forgot about the monkey and joined the training mode.
I'm scared.
Wow.
I'm scared.
I can't hit it.
Time's up!
How was it, manager?
It was close.
The ball went pretty far.
It was too much fun.
I was out of breath.
I see.
Next, Aoki is under a lot of stress.
Let's see!
Ready, start!
I want more entertainment diorama!
"Musubi no Ichiban" makes me cry too much!
Wow!
Are you kidding me?
Call me more programs!
Wow!
What is this?
4 minutes and 3 seconds!
She is a genius!
I did it!
Next, GM, who is working like a robot, will also try!
There seems to be a good target.
Oh, it's dirty!
Is it Jonathan's?
Jonathan, a stuffed toy that Inuzuka has cherished since she was a baby, is at the target of the air gun!
Inuzuka's...
Poor Jonathan!
I thought I'd put it there...
Inuzuka-san, don't worry.
I thought I'd put it there...
...but I didn't!
I thought it wouldn't hit Jonathan.
Really?
Don't worry!
Sniper Yoshimura!
She aims at the surrounding target in order not to hit Jonathan!
Yoshimura-san! Yoshimura-san!
How is your stress level?
It's gone up a lot.
That's what I'm talking about!
It's all under my right eye now.
Aren't you frustrated?
I am frustrated.
You want revenge, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Are you frustrated?
In order to avenge Jonathan and relieve the stress from GM's increase,
they decided to compete in a survival game!
The venue is a survival game venue owned by a shop.
Those who break two balloons attached to their bodies will be eliminated immediately!
Team SKE vs. Yoshimura-GM, the survival game competition begins now!
Yoshimura-team vs. SKE!
Ready!
GM attacks first!
Yoshimura-san is changing magazines now.
Is it your chance now?
Yes, it is.
It looks like a chance for the girls now.
While GM is replenishing her bullets, Arai moves forward!
At that moment!
Ouch!
Arai is hit!
But she keeps attacking!
She hit Yoshimura-san, but it didn't break.
It didn't break!
Then!
I lost!
It's over!
Now, Aoki is eliminated!
She grabbed balloons with her hands.
GM keeps attacking!
The target is a dog!
It's over!
Now, the dog is gone, too!
It's crushed by my hand.
I see.
Isn't Yushimura-san crushed, too?
It's true!
In fact, when they attacked the dog, the bullet that Arai fired was a gunshot!
I just shot one.
I shot one.
Arai-san and Yushimura-san, you shot one, too!
Arai and GM's one-on-one attack!
What will happen in the end?
She's strong!
What kind of food will I make him eat tonight?
Delusional Rice Ball
Tonight's ingredients are sun-dried pufferfish!
Pop, pop, pop!
Now, please draw a card for the opponent and the situation to make him eat!
OK!
This one and...
This one!
An invader and a one-shot gag!
I'll be the one who invades my heart.
In order to invade my heart, I have to do a one- shot gag.
Oh, that's the setting.
Can the invader line up at a handshake party?
Oh, of course!
You're very welcome to invade my heart.
Everyone laughs at once.
What should I do? My fans are laughing at me.
At AKB's handshake party, there's something that makes the members laugh.
How do you make them laugh?
We imitate the Spanish bandits.
Paella! Paella!
Someone came up to me and said, "Oh!"
I didn't know what it was, but I said, "Oh, that's amazing!"
I thought I'd done something really cold.
But I was happy. I love that kind of thing.
Someone who tries to spend fun time with you.
Is it possible to invade your heart?
That's right!
If you like me, why don't you do something funny?
Is this the right way to eat it?
Let's eat it like this.
The fried tofu is delicious.
It's delicious!
It's salty, so it goes really well with rice.
Ego-san...
You write it every time, don't you?
You always say I'm a bad illustrator.
But this time...
This is it!
Ta-da!
Ego-san's type of man!
I'm not saying this is my type.
Paella! Paella!
Someone said that.
This program was brought to you by...
AIA and...
the following sponsors.
Mr. Arai, you don't have much fear, do you?
You're the most energetic one.
She's strong!
Right? She's strong, isn't she?
Don't shoot me!
The next moment, the arrival situation continued.
Come out! Come out!
Arai charged at GM's invitation!
Ouch!
She's a killer.
Time's up!
Today's method was the victory of Yoshimura GM!
You're amazing, Yoshimura-san.
Thank you.
It was an experience for me.
It was fun. I'd like to do it again.
It was fun.
It was a good idea.
I think I'll be addicted to it.
That's good.
I have the courage to display it on a cover.
Could you really give it to Ms. Arms?
Yes.
Please try it.
I'm SKE48 Team S's Yamada Juna.
I'd like to announce the most common things between SKE48 and Musubi.
The first one is...
We always end up with Musubi.
The second one is...
We always end up making a mistake between Musubi and Onigiri.
My staff often scold me for making a mistake.
If you want to meet me, please play the mobile card game "Passion for you"!
O-BA-MA-FU
Tomorrow is a banana!