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O-BA-MA-FU
Monday is "omusubi" (rice ball)
Nice to meet you all!
Today, we are broadcasting from Nagoya, Sakai.
Yes, we are broadcasting.
Thank you for having us.
And this is Mr. Goto Lero.
And this is Ms. Iino Kotora of Team SK Hottest.
Thank you for having me.
You are not the only one here, right?
Usually, there are three of you, but...
It's fun, isn't it?
Actually, there is only one person, but...
You feel lonely, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Actually, it seems like there is someone here.
Shall we call him?
Hey!
What?
Come here.
No, no, no.
Here you are, Mr. AK-48.
No, no, no.
There is only one...
There is only one big idiot here.
Hey!
Who is it?
Hello.
Can you take it off with this?
No.
It's hard.
Wow.
It's cute.
I'm Kanon Chiburi, an SKF fighter.
I see.
It suits you, Showa robot type.
Because I'm strong today.
You look more like metal.
I'm strong today, so you don't have to say much.
But you can't move with this.
But it's hard.
It's hard.
It's like punching.
It's hard.
Because your hands hurt.
Look.
Oh, it's refreshing.
Is it?
It's like a frying pan.
Yes.
I'm a middle-aged machiotoha, an SKF fighter.
One more time.
I'm machiotoha.
Isn't it your first time?
Yes, it's my first time.
It's your first time, isn't it?
My face is hard.
How old are you?
I'm 15 years old.
You're 15 years old and you're wearing this?
Yes.
By the way, it's light, isn't it?
It's very heavy.
What?
It's very heavy.
How much does it weigh?
It's about 25kg.
25kg?
Yes.
So it's about half of your weight, isn't it?
Kimoto Kanan and Machiotoha were wearing the tattoos.
By the way, it takes more than an hour just to put it on.
Are you also an SKF fighter?
Yes.
What's your name?
I'm Kasai of Castle Tintagel.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Yokoyama of Instructum.
Yokoyama?
The one I'm most curious about is him.
A man?
Who is it?
He looks like a foreigner.
Yes, he is.
He is a teacher of Castle Tintagel.
His name is Jay.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Today's "Musubi no Ichiban" is about western art and Musubare Tai.
It was a big hit in Tokyo.
People started wearing Musubare Tai.
A western art school that fights with Musubare Tai has landed in Nagoya for the first time.
SK48 experienced such a powerful lesson earlier than anywhere else.
You're good.
I see.
Ready, one more time.
Ashi, Toshi, Kata, Ude, Shie.
This sport is interesting. I think I'd like it, too.
For the first time in history!
Idols fighting each other in a "gajinko" battle!
Kimura-san, go, go, go!
Get out of the way!
Go! Over there!
Hey, Famicom!
SK48 "Musubi no Ichiban"!
So this is the "Western Archaeology School"...
This is the "Western Archaeology School"...
I don't know much about it, but can you tell me about it?
It's a little early, but I can't hear you.
Hey, you can't speak Japanese, can you?
It's okay.
It turns out that Goto and Lara can speak English, too.
So, "trains knights"... "kishi"... we teach "kishi".
So, we teach "kishi" in Tokyo.
You speak English well.
You're amazing!
Thank you.
You speak English well.
When did you start teaching English?
Well, I started teaching English in an international school...
Why are you speaking English?
You can't speak English, can you?
You're hitting me!
Well, I'll explain it for you, Lara.
Castle Tintagel is a Western swordsmanship school that opened in Tokyo nine years ago.
You can learn medieval European swordsmanship in earnest while wearing an armor all over your body.
The teacher in charge of the classroom, Mr. J., is also a professional swordsmanship instructor of the movie version "Berserk".
In addition, practice matches are held on a regular basis.
Those powerful matches are being streamed on the Internet and are currently going viral!
In fact, female members are increasing rapidly in this school.
The reason is...
Usually, I can't fight against people with all my strength.
I can't do it anywhere else.
I think I feel good when I hit the opponent's shoulder.
I think it's good for releasing stress.
It's not as hard as running and it's fun.
I'm used to losing weight.
By wearing over 20kg of underwear and fighting hard,
it is noted that it releases stress and is an exercise.
Moreover, this summer, the Nagoya branch was born first in Japan.
Why did you make it in Nagoya?
After making "Tindajil",
people from various parts of Nagoya come and want to experience it.
Among them, many people come from Aichi Prefecture.
For some reason, Aichi produces many people from various parts of Nagoya.
I think there is something in common like "kishido spirit" and "bushido spirit".
I see.
I think there is such a thing.
I hate you, but you hate me, don't you?
I hate you.
So I'm only thinking about how to cut you.
Which one do you want me to cut off?
I'm only thinking about which one I want you to cut off.
Now, let's try western swordsmanship, which is the first time in Nagoya.
This is a little...
It's no use talking about it.
A little weapon...
Do you have a weapon?
Let's have a weapon.
Is it for practice?
It's not for practice at all.
It's like plastic here.
It's like a cutting board.
Can I open it?
Doesn't it hurt?
Remember this.
How do you feel when you get hit?
I don't feel any pain.
How about you?
It doesn't hurt at all.
I don't feel any pain at all.
You have a lot of tools.
Is this a weapon?
What is this?
This is a "porax".
"Porax"?
"Opion".
"Axar"?
Can I use this?
What are you talking about?
"Ski"?
Can I use this?
I'm so scared.
I thought this was a war.
I'm so scared.
This is amazing.
What is this?
"Porax".
"Spear"?
Oh, this is a spear.
This is advantageous.
"Nose"?
This is advantageous.
"Nose"?
This is advantageous.
You have a lot of "i"s.
Are you kidding me?
What is this?
"Mace".
"Mace"?
That's "mace", isn't it?
Put your hands up.
Hands up.
Ready?
You okay?
She closed it.
How could you go like that?
This program is brought to you by...
"i" and...
the sponsors you see here.
What is this?
"Mace".
"Mace"?
That's "mace", isn't it?
Put your hands up.
Hands up.
Ready?
You okay?
She closed it.
How could you go like that?
This program is interesting.
I'd like to join it.
There are various weapons.
The most popular western swordsmanship weapon is...
this double-edged sword.
First of all, let's learn the basic stance.
The basic stance
The sword is placed on the pulling foot.
The sword is not behind, but in front of the face.
It is a little slanted.
Mr. Onsen, you are a little...
You are a little...
You're a little off, aren't you?
All right, all right. And then?
Put your center of gravity on your toes.
Oh, good.
Middle-aged shoes are flat, so...
If you enter from your heel, you'll slip.
That's why you put your toes on your toes.
Right?
Oh, I see.
It's easy to slip, isn't it?
Well, shall we try it?
The sword is the first.
First, stretch out the sword and put your feet out.
And finally, use your waist.
Use your back strength.
Not the strength of your hands, but just shake your waist.
Use your strength.
It looks pretty heavy.
You can't cut it that fast, can you?
No.
No?
How do you cut it?
Oh, you cut it straight.
No.
That's right.
Um...
One more time.
That's right.
That's why a knight...
My knee...
Do you do such a dirty thing?
It's more of a killing game than I thought.
Now that you've learned how to hold a sword, let's learn how to attack!
Yes.
Weapons...body...
Pitching sensei, this side too.
About 45 degrees.
What is it?
It's a basic movement of cutting from above.
Like this?
This is cool.
Oh, cool!
This movement is like Yoshimura's.
Overhau has two blades, right?
Front blade and back blade.
For German style overhau...
I can do this cut and thrust.
What is this?
This is a bind.
What?
This is called "bind" in Switzerland.
It's called "bind"?
Yes.
There are many kinds of binds in German swordsmanship.
Bind...bind...bind...
Yes, yes, yes...
This is deeper than a sword.
Next is how to use one-handed sword and shield.
And it's even harder!
Low ceiling.
To make power, we have to cut from body.
Inner muscle?
Yes, inner muscle.
So we have to do whole body.
So, everybody...
Camera in the hall, ready?
So...
Feet...
Hips...
Shoulders...
Arms...
Hit!
Blood, blood, blood.
Okay?
Yeah.
Return. One more time. Ready? One more time!
Yeah.
Legs...
Hips...
Shoulders...
Arms...
Hit!
Good, good, good!
But...
One more time. My side. Ready? My side.
Yeah!
So he has...
He has shield and he has sword. Ready?
Legs...
Hips...
Shoulders...
Arms...
Yeah!
So now he's dead.
Huh?!
Now he's dead.
He's dead! Over!
Dead!
Um... Point down...
If you point out...
Wow!
So we want...
Is that possible?
Anything is possible, right?
So we got...
Whoa!
And...
Over.
No!
Hit! Hit!
Whoa!
It's so scary!
Okay, shield technique. The most important point is...
Don't show your nose.
The most important point is not to show your nose.
Why?
Rather than raising my shield,
this sword goes like this and it's fast,
so I always hide this part.
Wow, I see!
So now you see...
Okay?
Scary!
This is scary!
But...
Oh, like this!
Wow!
This is serious!
Oh, I see!
Oh, you hide your vision!
Kenshin, Ruru Kenshin did it!
Oh, I see!
You use your shield and...
You use your shield and erase your eyes, right?
Do it for me!
Stop it! Stop it!
Usui did it!
Stop it! Stop it!
Usui did it!
Stop it!
In addition, if you use your shield,
you can do such a great technique!
Um...
Push!
So...
Really... Really...
Back... Change!
Whoa!
Zero angle!
Wow!
Push! Push! Push!
Whoa!
It's tough!
Okay, let's try it with SKE.
Okay.
Can you do it, SKE?
Yes! Let's fight!
If you lose, it's a penalty game.
Penalty game?
Penalty game.
All right! I like that!
It's a battle of Western swordsmanship,
where you wear a shield all over your body!
The rules of the match are simple.
If you injure your head and chest,
you win!
However, whether you're critically ill or not
depends on how serious you are!
The first strike is a little too light.
No point.
Yes, that's no point.
Say "light"!
Light! Yes.
Light!
See? Next is "just good".
Okay?
It's not super power.
I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna overpower.
We're just gonna do "just good", okay?
Yes.
Not too much. So, ready?
Okay.
Oh!
Go! Okay? Okay!
However, just before the match, how are they doing?
What should we do to make you feel lighter?
I feel like I'm going to die.
Wearing an armor that weighs over 20 kilograms is more exercise than you can imagine.
After a little break, it's a Gajinko battle between seniors Kimodo and juniors Machi!
Since we're here, let's each say what we think.
Oh! What we think!
Let's do it!
Let's start with Kimoto-san.
Yes! Well, Machi is young.
Yes.
She's 15 years old. She's said "next generation", "next generation".
It's a little annoying, isn't it?
I see.
Are you already an old lady?
Old lady! No, no.
But you're 20 years old, right?
I'm 20 years old.
20 years old is enough!
You're a robot old lady.
No, I'm not an old lady. I'm young, aren't I?
People say "next generation", "next generation", but it's only now.
I see.
Yes!
People say that!
No, but I'm still young, so I'll do my best.
You're an old lady, aren't you?
Yes.
Kimoto-san!
I haven't even counted your wrinkles on your hands!
Oh! That's terrible!
I'll do my best!
It's over with a super power.
If it's light, say "light".
"Light".
All right!
All right! Let's do it!
Yes! Let's do it!
OK!
Ladies!
I feel like you're kidding!
Lions!
This program was brought to you by AIA and other sponsors.
What kind of food will I make him eat tonight?
Delusional Musubi (rice ball)
Today's ingredients are...
Yes!
Tahara pork!
It looks delicious!
This time...
Yes!
Who will I eat with?
Ego-chan will...
I will write the situation.
One, two...
Fishing with fans!
We have to talk about it.
That's right.
This time...
Fishing with fans!
Then...
If first...
The fans win...
What kind of reward do you think is good?
The ultimate reward!
It's the ultimate reward!
But what makes me happy is kissing, isn't it?
Kissing with fans!
I will kiss you!
Kissing you on the cheek!
When will I be happy?
When you come back!
This is a participation award!
Participation award!
Thank you for fishing with me!
Ei!
Goya!
I did it!
Congratulations!
Fishing competition!
You lost!
It's a pity you can't eat my lips...
But eat a rice ball that is more delicious than my lips!
It's heavy!
You held it firmly!
It's cute!
Let's eat!
Even little children like it.
Everyone likes it.
But it's three places, isn't it?
Yes!
Participation award!
The middle of the reward is too big...
It looks smaller than the reward.
It looks much smaller!
There is no "thank you" meaning, is there?
I don't think so.
I tried to cover it up a little.
Since you are a fan, you look like an idol, don't you?
escape48
Kimoto VS Match
Who will win?
With super power, you can finish in one shot with two points.
If it's light, say "right".
"Right".
Alright.
Ready?
If you're kidding me, I'll kill you.
"Right"!
Go for it!
I won't back down.
"Right"!
Go for it!
What is this?
It's not melting.
Hey, are you a Famicom?
Go! Go!
It's a little stronger. Go for it!
It's weak!
That's it. That's it, Kimoto-san.
Kimoto-san, go! Pull it! Pull it!
Go for it!
"Right"?
"Right"!
Go for it! Go for it!
I see.
If you're close, you can't do it with both hands.
"Right"!
If you say "right", nothing will get better.
"Right"!
You're exaggerating.
"Right"!
You have to go all out and blow it out.
Go all out and blow it out.
No, you see? She's tired.
"Right"!
Now! Now!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Kimoto!
You still haven't used it!
You learned it, you gluttonous one!
"Right"!
Go for it!
"Right"!
What's wrong?
Break! Break! Break time!
Break time!
Break! Break! Break! Break!
Break! Break! Break!
"Right"!
- On your honor! - On your honor!
- On your– - On your–
W Przygaz abortion!
Turn your arms!
You know? It's a duel, it's a duel!
I'll go all out and unstitted you!
Yes!
One more!
Go!
Go all out and blow it out!
Yes!
And good!
Location!
Who calls "game over"?
- Game over! - Game over!
Game over, boys!
Let's go!
Let's go, Akimoto!
This is the will of a senior!
Akimoto's victory made the city go crazy!
- Congratulations, Akimoto-san! - Thank you!
Thank you!
- To be honest, I had my own weakness. - I can imagine.
But it's the strength of not giving up.
You've had many light hits.
You've had a lot of light hits.
How's your physical condition?
I have a lot of strength in my arms.
- Will you go on a diet? - Will you?
- I'll go on a diet. - It might be good for girls.
It might be good for girls.
The loser of the punishment game is...
I forgot about it!
Since you want it to spread, you'll give away a villa.
I see. But it's a good punishment game.
- Yes, it's a good punishment game. - Yes, it's a good punishment game.
- Now that you're tied up... - Yes.
- So, today... - Candy!
- Candy!
- Thank you very much. - I love some candy!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Thank you so much for coming to Western Archery School!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
I'm Ruka Kita of Team K-2 of Iskei Forte.
Recently, I've heard that many people can't write "gif".
So today, I'm from the "gif" family and I'll teach you how to write "gif"!
Ta-da!
"gif"!
Come and play with me!
If you want to meet me, please play "passion for you" mobile card game!
Now, let's go to "sakai", a city in Nagoya.
I'm in "sakai" now.
I'm going to show you a lot of Western swordsmanship.
Why are you so nervous?
Because I'm shy.
Because I'm shy, I feel like I'll be ignored.
"shirashikubari" is a first experience for a 15-year-old girl.
Good luck!
I'm nervous.
It takes about one hour to distribute like this.
It's over.
I hope many people will come to Nagoya during the summer vacation.
O-BA-MA-FU. Tomorrow is a banana.