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O-BA-MA-FU.
Monday is "omusubi".
SKE48 fans and all of you who love "musubi" the most, good evening. I'm Takashi Yoshimura.
Actually, SKE48 members are going to do a special shooting.
I, Yoshimura, will be monitoring it in the studio.
The title is "except for things".
Actually, I'm going to complain about what I say on a daily basis for this Internet-only project.
But since I know it's a prank, I'm going to mock them and get their honest opinions.
And I'm going to ask them here.
It's already started.
Oh, you're working hard.
Are you Uchiyama-san?
You're working hard.
Today's "musubi" is...
"except for things"!
I'm so excited!
The members of SKE48 who always say whatever they want in the studio will complain about "except for things" to Yoshimura.
It's really "except for things".
I see.
My wife's shower was amazing.
It was gross.
She said harsh things over and over again.
I'm going to break you, you piece of shit.
What would you do if you met Jurina?
You piece of shit!
This week, we're joined by Yoshimura of NOBUCOBU.
Let's welcome the first half of the year with a fresh mind!
We have an important announcement for the second half of the year!
SKE48 "musubi no ichiban"!
These five people want to say something to YOSHIMURA this time.
Then I would like to say it first.
I remember the first episode quite a bit.
You wanted to enter the primary election.
After I appeared in that episode, I don't know why, but I don't do very well.
That's your own fault!
Well, I have a lot of things I want to say to YOSHIMURA.
First of all, I want to say something to this program.
You are out of the prefecture.
You have always been out of the prefecture!
MIKOTO UCHIYAMA has never been in the general election.
He was on the stage of the election and filmed in OKINAWA.
I'm really sad!
On the day, I also rushed to the venue and filmed closely.
Is there anything wrong?
It seems like there was something wrong.
The fact that they came up with a project for me...
That was a Uchiyama special.
I was really happy.
There wasn't such a thing before, right?
If you say it like this, who is the oldest?
Nao and I.
At worst, you can make me cry, right?
They came all the way to Okinawa.
Before it started, they said, "Please do your best."
I thought I'd do my best, too.
I'm sure we'll get a good result in the general election.
I'm sure we'll get a good result in front of the camera.
I thought it would end well.
Well, it was announced.
You were doing it, right?
I didn't rank it.
That's a little...
It's a long talk.
You're talking a lot.
I cried.
I was really frustrated.
Even though you did it for me...
I couldn't do anything.
I cried because I was frustrated.
At that time...
I was shooting at an Okinawan restaurant.
I was doing "sadness" at that time.
I remember.
Do it.
I don't know.
It may be a big difference between an idol and an entertainer.
After that...
Do it, Uchiyama!
Do you have anything to say to Yoshimura?
It's like a place to release your own stress.
I thought you noticed it often.
That's wrong.
I'm a 21-year-old girl.
You're not a girl.
You should graduate from high school.
She is cute.
I'm happy, but I can't look up.
Yoshimura probably didn't calculate it.
I didn't calculate it.
That's annoying, too.
It's annoying to have an advantage for yourself.
That's right.
Uchiyama Mikoto's reply.
You guys.
Your skin is softened.
You don't say that to girls.
That's amazing.
When you look up, your skin is rough.
Please get along well with me.
I'm angry.
I hate water.
Advice is helpful.
I like it.
Is it advice?
It's like how to put on a helmet.
That's right.
I like it.
That's good.
That's a good compliment.
I'm underage, but I'm fourteen years old.
Fourteen years old is younger than I thought.
I was under twenty-three years old.
I've been told too much lately.
My wife's shower is amazing.
I can see it. It's spraying.
I don't like it anymore.
What do you mean you don't like it?
It was disgusting.
Didn't you say anything like that?
That's it.
When I turned around, he said, "Shut up, old man."
It's a lesson.
That's what I say a lot.
I sometimes say it at the place where I want to be an MC.
I want to make it.
You're not good at it.
You know it, don't you?
Just think about how it will look.
You don't have to be so lazy to make friends.
Shut up, old man.
It is said that this stubborn character is a master of idol activities.
I was excited yesterday.
I told my fans, "Shut up, old man."
I don't like it anymore.
It's a serious influence.
You can say it. You can't say it.
But I said I didn't like it.
It's too annoying and too much of a pain.
Why do I want to say it to my fans and go home?
But you want to say it to a 14-year-old man, don't you?
I have a lot of bad words.
That's not a character thing.
Maybe that's it.
You're in your early years.
We want to grow up as idols.
So you can say "shut up, old man" for me.
I don't like it anymore.
I want to be on this show.
But I'm too scared.
You can't be on the show because you're scared.
I'm glad I'm only Christian today.
What if I see you again in Ushimura?
If I see you again, I'll call you "old man."
You have to call me "old man."
That's right.
I have to say it over and over again.
I see.
You and these members may have a hard time in the future.
Such a mischievous character.
I want to graduate as a middle school student.
So don't make me a toy.
I don't like it anymore. I'm scared.
I really don't like it.
Please wear a mask.
She's really angry.
After this, Mizuno and Yoshimura will have a battle.
But before that...
I'm angry.
TANIMARITA
"TANISA" doesn't exist, does it?
How many times have you appeared in "TANISA"?
I've appeared quite a bit, too.
"TANISA" has appeared in "TANIMARITA" quite a bit.
But among them, the most thing I thought when I repeated it over and over again was...
Your face is too disgusting...
Most of the content of the program doesn't come in.
What do you mean?
Is your face disgusting?
Not my type. I don't like it.
What do you mean?
Is it like a host?
Isn't your face erotic?
What does "erotic face" mean?
I don't know.
It's just my personal feeling.
I think so, too.
It's not like I'm that kind of person.
Does that mean you have a lot of content?
"TANISA" has a lot of content.
It's like a teacher at school is so cool that he can't study.
It's a similar category.
Even if you say you like it, you don't like it.
Everyone, I forgot to say it, but...
"TOKUI" loves "talk" of female hosts.
The conversation continues forever without any content.
"TANISA" is forced to end because it doesn't fit with the purpose of the program.
And what do you say, two veterans?
When I went to the studio for the first time...
I got into a lot of trouble and had a big fight.
It's not like that.
But...
What's wrong?
Hey!
I was more serious than I thought.
I got into a fight.
Is it a disability case?
It was really violent.
Shouldn't you have told "YUA" about it?
I said it, but...
Don't say it!
I said I had a fight.
You said you had a fight! That's a lie! Don't lie!
Don't lie! That's not a fight!
We had a little fight.
Really?
Yes.
For me, it's fine if it's just a matter of strength.
But for other girls, it's not enough.
What do you mean? You'll break up?
Yes, I'll break up!
That's too bad!
You didn't do that much?
I was really surprised!
I want you to hold back a little.
You want me to stop violence?
It's fine, but you have to choose someone.
I'm fine!
You can't help it?
Is there anyone else who can use violence?
Takatsuka!
She came here!
She did the recording!
She came here!
Matsumura is still angry!
When I go home and come back from a show...
I don't like it when the tension is different.
It's completely different. It's completely different when you're talking about candy or something like that.
Maybe it's because I'm the one who's messing with me, but my eyes are shining.
That's not the case!
Why did you bring the power of statistics to Tokai TV?
I think you're licking me!
You're licking me!
No one's seen this show, right?
There is! There is!
It's only watched by fans of the same sex, right?
It's only seen by fans, right?
It has nothing to do with me, right?
That's why we say such terrible things.
This show is surprisingly influential.
Unexpectedly, right?
Unexpectedly.
That's not the case. They're the main characters.
I'm doing it like that, but I don't know.
It's like this when you make me do it.
It's everyone's show, so we have to make it together, right?
Someone will come later and say "who is that?"
Who is that? Yoshimura?
Yoshimura.
Yoshimura will say "who is that?" in the studio and say "hi, I'm Atyushin."
It's like that.
You'll be back in two hours, right?
Even though we're doing it properly, we're still being mean.
Looking at us and being arrogant.
Looking at us and saying "isn't this place good?"
Being arrogant.
It's like "you're the one who's doing it, right?"
That's right.
My stance has changed. I'm all-out war with SKE.
You're all-out war with SKE.
I'm watching the show and thinking "that poor kid is doing it."
I want you to make your character cool down.
I'm already...
No!
Oh, no!
I'm not bored of you!
You can be funny after you slip.
Oh, I see.
You mean like a new generation of "slip and fall"?
Oh, you mean like "you are slipping!"
That's right.
Like a former elementary school student.
Oh, like an elementary school kid in Kansai.
Like "stop it!"
Yeah, like "stop it!"
Like "you are slipping!"
I can't listen to you anymore!
Your one-sided bad words!
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She said whatever she wanted and listened to everything.
I was really surprised.
Thank you, Tokyu.
She said a lot of things.
She pulled it out well.
I heard a lot of things about Uchiyama.
First of all, I'm a top fatter.
I said a lot of things like my voice is loud, but you're just a Kansai person whose story is long and not interesting.
But just having a loud voice is not interesting at all!
Well, then who is better? The one with a loud voice is more compact and can be used in programs.
You can't talk for a long time and do something like a rambunctious person!
No, no, no! Not interesting, but not interesting!
And today, you were saying something in front of the camera, right?
It's been improved!
If you drop your makeup, your eyes look small!
No, no, no!
No, no!
What are you saying? Your voice is getting smaller, too!
That's right! Please have a seat!
- Next? - Mizuno-san.
It's Mizuno-san. Mizuno-san is saying "I want you to be nicer to me", but it can't be helped since she's 14 years old.
However, this is a battlefield! Age doesn't matter!
It's not the time for you to say how important you are!
Right? Even if you're 37 years old or whatever, you're already a comrade!
You can do everything! Why do you have such rebellious eyes?!
You can do it!
Your eyes are in the way a little bit!
- Please wear a mask! - I won't!
- Please do it! - I won't!
- You're rebellious! - Please do it for real!
- You should say it, you damn old man! - No, I won't!
- That's right! You should say it! - Why?!
- If I say it, it's just my wishful thinking, right? - It's not just your wishful thinking!
- If you're going to accept it, you should do it! - Please do it for real!
- You're really mad! You're really mad! - I'm mad...
- But I won't apologize for that madness! I don't think it's bad! - Please apologize!
- You can just get mad at me! - No, I won't!
- You can just get mad at me! - It doesn't suit you!
- It doesn't suit you!
- You're annoying me! - You're annoying me!
- Mizuno-san, you said a lot of things without Yoshimura in front of you, but what will you do if he shows up in front of you?
- I don't care! - You don't care?
- I don't want to hear you say it! - Then...
- Isn't it fine like this? - Hahaha!
- This is the end of our relationship! - This is the end of our relationship!
- You're annoying me, you damn old man! - See, you're bad at timing, too!
- If you say it at the right timing, I'll accept it! - You're bad at timing, too!
- Yes! - What should I do?
- Please leave. - Can I leave?
- Is it okay for me to leave? What will you do if I leave?!
- I'll do something. - Then I'll leave for a day!
- Then I'll leave for a day!
- Shut up, you damn old man! - What should I do? Will you leave?!
- Oh, stop it! Come on! - That's right!
- Shut up! You damn old man! - That's right!
- So you can be more honest! - You damn old man!
- Your goodness lies in your youth and sincerity! You're being too hard on me!
I'm sorry!
Tani-san...
I'm really sorry!
You love me, don't you?
It's really not like that!
I was put in that kind of atmosphere, but it's really not like that!
I said it, but I'm also different!
I don't have anything!
Please have a seat, Matsumura-san!
You're the worst!
It's been a while!
No, it's not been a while!
You're not the woman of the past!
But you had an accident, didn't you?
No, I didn't have an accident!
Why?
What did you say to Shining? Did you say a medal?
No, I said, "You've become an enemy and you're injured, too!"
You're really the worst!
That's going to be a big problem for Shining!
You're not here anymore!
Let's meet in court, in court!
But you suddenly got hit for the first time!
It's a problem!
But you said you didn't feel like doing it, but you have a lot of ideas!
Because Tokui-san consulted me!
He said, "These members of SKE should somehow use their strategy!"
But if you look at it in reality, Yoshimura is more interested in it than any other show!
But that's because you're doing MC for the first time!
No, that's also...
You have to do it!
But look at the title of this show!
There's no Nobushi Koushi in it!
You're the main characters!
That's right!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
It's annoying that you're trying to make me do it!
I'm not making you do it!
It's because you're not making me do it!
Give me more than "Kawaii Couture"!
Let's make it fun!
It's your responsibility!
No, it's not!
Then call me!
I'll do my best!
I'll call you! What can you do?
I'll do my best!
I've already called you! What can you do?
You've been talking for a long time!
You're the one who's late today!
You can do it too!
You two!
I'll take a picture of you later!
I'll put it up on Tokyo TV!
"Kawaii Couture" gets 1 million yen!
Why?!
While we're talking about this and that,
I'll go on location!
Next time!
I did it!
Instead of that, I'll show you hell!
I've said so many things, but this time it's war!
I'm SKI48 Team K-2's Oshirinko Taoku Shiori!
I'm from Yaizu, Shizuoka Prefecture.
I'm Yaizu Shinzen Taishi!
Yaizu City, which is said to be the home of fish,
has delicious fish and warm people!
I love Yaizu City!
Yaizu! Yaizu! Yaizu!
Yaizu! Why?!
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People down there don't have that kind of negative chain.
They have a lot of money.
I didn't come here because I wanted to.
You don't have to do what you really want to do.
You should definitely come.
Stop it.
You should train.
You are a good student.
After school.
You should start your own lesson.
In Tokai region, there are many people who know how to hold a microphone.
Today, we will teach you how to hold a microphone.
This is the person who will teach us how to hold a microphone.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Taito from Misenyama.
What is the way of holding a microphone you will teach us today?
The way of holding a microphone is like this.
There is a way of holding a microphone like this.
The way of holding a microphone is like this.
Hold your left hand like this.
Hold your right hand like this.
I should speak like this, right?
Yes, you should.
Of course, Akarin will order food in Chinese.
Akarin will order food in Chinese.
Three dumplings.
Yes.
Ten Annin tofu.
Well...
Four...
Mapo tofu.
Stir-fried mustard spinach.
Stir-fried chestnut.
Taiwanese noodles.
One person understood what I was saying.
She understood what Akari ordered.
What if it's something different?
I don't know if it's something different.
It's done.
It's fast.
It's done.
How did you like it, Akari?
It was good.
How is it?
It's different.
I asked you if it was good.
I asked you if it was good, too.
It's good.
O-BA-MA-FU
Tomorrow is a banana.