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"O-BA-MA-FU". Monday is "omusubi" (rice ball)
Today's "omusubi no ichiban" is...
to be tied up with a monkey who is doing "gei" which is the most common in Japan,
we try to do "sabemawashi" on the stage.
However...
I don't like it anymore. I'm sick of it.
What an unbelievable situation!
Oh, it's coming! It's coming!
It's about four times bigger than I thought.
This is not good!
It's too cold to ride a horse.
Oh, I'm scared! I'm scared!
Please watch this week with warm eyes.
Members of SKE48 will be tied up with people of Tokai region.
We aim to be loved by everyone like "omusubi".
SKE48 "musubi no ichiban"
So, this week's "musubaretai hito" is here.
It seems like you came to our show again.
There is a website.
That's right. This time, even though I'm not a fan of SKE,
there is someone who sent me an email.
She is really good-looking.
I'm really lucky to be able to see you.
Good-looking people of Tokai region are people of their own class.
No, no, no, no.
That's really bad!
I think you can enjoy "roskoyokkoi" in your own way.
Then, I'd like to see it.
What kind of person is she this time?
Well...
I met her for the first time.
I see.
So, you don't usually meet people like her.
We don't meet people like her at all.
I see.
For the first time...
I was surprised.
It's a surprise number.
That's too long!
Cut it out!
So, this week's "musubi no ichiban" member is...
Yes! SKE48 Team "iino"!
Kuma-chan, Koto, Kuma-saki, Haruka and...
SKE48 Team "iino"!
Hattagon, Goto, Takahata, Yuuki and...
Team "ketsu"'s Arai and Yuuki!
Nice to meet you!
Now, I would like to be tied up with these people and cheer for my hometown more!
Yes!
Here you go!
Who is it?
I'm excited!
Cute!
What is it?
Kawabe-san, the only monkey turner in Daichi Prefecture, and Jube-san, the monkey!
Nice to meet you!
I heard that you got information on the website of Musumi-no-Ichiban.
Yes!
What do you think of it?
This monkey is doing his best as an active monkey turner, and he is the oldest monkey in Japan.
Wow!
That's right!
However, his name is not known at all, and I would like to be famous even for a moment, so I would like to borrow your power.
How old are you?
I was born 26 years ago.
26 years!
Wow!
22 years!
Let's call him "Master" today.
Master!
Is it easy to put your hand on his knee?
It's easy.
Because you look like an old man in a sauna.
This time, I want to get in touch with the oldest geizaru in Japan, Master Jubei.
First of all...
Would you like to get closer?
Yes!
What should we do?
First of all, let's shake hands.
It's dangerous.
I'm not hostile.
You shake hands first, don't you?
Master!
If you could just put your hand out...
I'm so excited!
Wow!
It was so fun!
I feel like I became a fan!
Master!
Your hand is so soft!
If you can see it, please put your hand out.
I can't feel it with my hand.
If you put your right hand out, you shake hands with your right hand.
If you put your left hand out, you shake hands with your left hand.
Wow!
It's so gentle!
She got used to it!
Oh, it's cute!
Yeah!
It's so cute!
Oh, you gave her a handshake!
She handshaked me and she thought of me as a friend.
So, if you could just give me a hand.
Wow!
It's so cute!
Excuse me, Master!
She won't get angry no matter where I touch her.
Yes, she won't.
She's totally relaxed now.
She got used to it!
It's so cute!
Now that she got used to Jubei-shi-shou and Otsuka-zuki...
And now, it's time for a reward!
To make Jubei-shi-shou more famous,
S.K. and Jubei-shi-shou will collaborate and perform a new performance in front of the audience!
Jubei-shi-shou and Kawabe-san of Salema-ashi-shi are active in festivals and events in Tokai-san Prefecture.
But, it's a problem that not many people know about them.
So, S.K. and Jubei-shi-shou will collaborate and perform a new performance on stage to make it more famous!
But before that, S.K. and Jubei-shi-shou will try spinning a monkey on a stick to learn the basics of performance from Jubei-shi-shou!
We have a monkey here, so we will spin it like this.
It's a little difficult whether we can do it or not.
Do you want me to put you on the monkey's stick like this?
Salema-ashi-shi is a skill of grasping. Failure is not allowed!
I see, but we have to give it to you.
Why are you so nervous?
The monkey is about to fall.
I'm waiting for you.
Master!
Don't make me wait for you.
Please do it!
I can't do it!
Then, I'll get you a place to put me on.
You can practice this later.
Hold the stick like this and imagine it spinning.
Then, put your center of gravity on the monkey's stick like this.
When you ride it like this,
In reality, it's a grabbing bokeh.
I'm going to start turning the monkey around now.
You turn it around and put it on.
It's not turning the monkey around, it's turning it around.
It's a bokeh like that.
I see.
It's exquisite.
I have to make it work.
That's right.
First of all, you have to put it on top of this.
I'll practice.
Next, Iki-chan will learn backflip.
Put it on the lowest height.
It's getting higher and higher.
Ten.
No, jump higher.
Even higher.
The last height.
Wow, it's amazing.
There's another one.
Put two of them like this.
This time, put it diagonally.
Can you do it diagonally?
Even higher, vertically.
The last one is the ultimate technique.
Sideways.
Wow.
The key to success is not getting it right,
but getting it right from the master.
When the monkey comes closer, put it down.
If you put it up a little and do it,
you'll lower it yourself for the first time.
Up to this point, it's "girl's talk".
When you put two of them like this,
it gets much more difficult.
Ten.
The last one is sideways.
Wait, wait, wait.
Ten.
Wait, wait, wait.
Go back one more time.
Go this way.
Go back this way.
Go back.
Ten.
Do it again. Do it again. Do it again.
Look at this.
What are you going to do if it goes like this?
I'm sorry.
I'll run and run away if it goes like this.
She's angry.
It's tangled up.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'm scared.
It's a collapse of trust relationship.
I'm sorry.
It doesn't suit you at all.
It's not good at all.
The result of trying to force it through even though it's tangled up.
The master is in a bad mood.
Will they be able to restore their relationship until the actual performance?
Kuma is going to try throwing the ball again.
This is also a human technique.
Monkeys can throw it far away.
But, it doesn't move where it doesn't reach.
So, I'm going to throw it as far as it can reach.
I'm going to do it more and more.
Nice catch.
Do you want me to put it in my mouth for once?
I'm going to hold it up with my mouth.
Cute.
Ten. Last.
Cute.
It's important to aim and throw the ball so that it's easy for the master to catch it.
Kuma, can you do it properly?
Oh, it's not good.
To the side.
This is not good.
I see.
It's difficult.
It's difficult to do it five times in a row.
It's difficult.
It's difficult to control.
Wow.
Practice is important.
That's right.
If you don't do it well, your master will be in a bad mood.
It's the same for monkeys and entertainers.
Now, let's think of a game to perform on stage.
As one of the ideas you can think of...
Yes.
Chambara.
Yes, there is a sword.
Yes.
If you hold it like this...
Wow.
For example, from this side...
Chambara.
Yes.
It comes like this...
Wow.
And after that...
It's like, "Wow, you cut it up!"
And when you do it like that...
Bang!
Wow.
You cut it up for us?
Yes.
For example...
Yes.
The three of us are going to do Chambara, right?
Yes.
The collaboration game with the master that the three of you came up with is...
Please look forward to it until it's released!
Each of you will practice until the release of the game, and polish up your skills!
You look like you're having fun.
Now, we've arrived at Asunaru Kanayama in front of Kanayama Station!
Yes!
We're here!
I'd like to show you this stage and the show we practiced earlier...
Yes.
But we don't have any customers...
Yes!
Inviting customers to watch the master's game...
This is also an important job!
We'll be performing Asunaru's show on the stage from 12 o'clock, so please come and watch it!
You're doing your best, Guma!
Thank you!
Thank you for coming!
Even though it's only a little bit, customers are coming in!
This is bad!
It's not even well-equipped!
Will Yoshimura's bad feelings come true?!
The Haran stage is opening up!
Now, let's start Asunaru's show!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
This is bad!
Do your best!
First, a quick turn of the handle!
Oh!
Wow! You did it!
Oh!
Don't mess up here! This is important!
- Oh! - OK, OK, you're in trouble.
- You're in trouble. - You can do it!
- OK!
- You're not doing it! - You can do it!
You just have the plate on!
- It's not Salwarse, it's Salwarse! - Yay!
- This is all your fault! - It's all my fault!
- What's important in swimming is the breath of a swimmer. How is Master Jubey doing?
Let's do it.
Thank you, Jubek.
Master, please go through it.
While sleeping?
Let's do it one more time.
I don't have any physical relationship with this.
Go through it.
Please go through it.
This way.
Please go through it.
Go through it.
Thank you.
I hate it.
She is nervous.
Asunar is nervous.
She is scared.
She is angry.
Master is angry.
They are fighting.
Congratulations.
You can do it.
She is angry.
It's over.
Thank you.
They succeeded.
Master is angry.
She is pulling it.
She is like an energy drink monkey.
Can she overcome this awkward atmosphere?
Can you guess what this is?
That's right.
It's a managen!
There's something missing for managen, isn't there?
What could it be?
I don't know.
That's right! You're a genius!
As expected of you with glasses!
It's gone!
So today, I'd like you to play the role of a stick for me!
You're going to be a stick!
Here's the first one!
Congratulations!
Hoi!
Congratulations!
The fourth one!
One, two...
Hoi!
One, two... Hoi!
Thanks to Master's tsundere game, the audience is excited! Master Jubei, you're amazing!
The last one is a collaboration game with Master Jubei! What kind of game is it?
Wait a minute! Is Master angry?
No, he's fine!
Is he okay?
He's in a bad mood!
He's in a bad mood, isn't he?
What's wrong?
What's wrong, Master?
We're in trouble, everyone!
Jubei-kun has been hit by the tree of evil in this venue!
What?!
He's turned into Black Jubei!
What?!
What should we do?!
He's turned into a demon!
What should we do?!
Please purify Jubei with your power!
Five, two, one! Three swords!
What's with that tone?
To purify him, he'll hit the tree of evil with his power!
Let's go, Jubei!
Let's go!
We've won the election, so put us in the election!
She's gone!
Let's go!
We've won the election, so give us more work!
Oh, no!
I'm begging you, give it to me!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
It's no good at all, you can't purify it like that!
Let's use this hand for the last time!
Look, it's gone! Look, it's gone!
It's getting less and less necessary!
One, two...
Throw!
Thank you!
It's back to normal!
Thanks to you, I learned once again the fear of a live stage.
Lastly, I'd like to ask you, Jubei.
Among you three, who do you like the most?
It's OK. Please stand in front of you three and put out your hands.
Do we have to choose?
Yes, you do, Jubei.
Which member did you like best?
Please put out your hands.
Please step forward one step at a time.
It's the president!
Congratulations, president!
I'm glad it's over.
Lastly, let's say goodbye to president Jubei.
One, two...
Thank you, president!
Thank you!
Congratulations on winning the Galaxy Award!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
It's about 18 minutes, isn't it?
Yes, it's about 18 minutes.
I'm so proud of you!
Lastly, I didn't say it on VTR, but...
You didn't say anything important, right? Do you remember?
When we make eye contact, we fight.
Oh, I see.
When you make eye contact with a fashionista, you fight, right?
Yes, that's right.
Arai always made eye contact with me because she wanted to get along with me.
When I made eye contact with her, she said, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!"
She said, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!"
She kept making eye contact with me.
But people don't know about it.
People don't know about it.
So, in the last episode of "Hell Quiz",
everyone made eye contact with the master and won.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's similar.
That was scary.
You shouldn't do that, too.
Why?
You're making fun of the audience.
You're always high-tensioned and saying boring things.
How do you say "no, no"?
No, that's not turning around, it's turning around!
Can you show me that scene one more time?
No, that's not turning around, it's turning around!
That's terrible.
But this is what idols are like.
Especially in SKY, we do a lot of things in front of the audience who came to see us.
I see.
So even if I'm like that, the audience will usually be like "ah!" or "woah!"
Ah, I see!
"If this was "away", it would be like this!"
That's right! This is normal!
Shimura-san, can you show us the "chambara drink"?
You're bad at timing, too.
You want me to do something, right?
Then let's do "chambara drink".
You like "chambara drink", don't you?
I like period dramas.
Then, Kuma-chan...
Ta-da-da-da-da-da!
Here you go!
Ta-da-da-da-da-da!
And here we have two swords!
Here you go!
I'm going to go in!
One-on-one, it's one-on-one.
This is...
See!
I'm scared!
Master! There are two of you!
I'm scared! From the tone and the rhythm!
Whatever it is, let's do it!
Come on!
Kuma-chan!
Let's go!
Don't say bad things about me!
Can you do it?
Not yet!
Kuma-chan, a little more!
Don't say I'm fat!
Can you do it?
Kuma-chan, a little more!
You only say bad things about girls!
Can you do it?
Not yet!
Kuma-chan, a little more!
Don't say I'm fat!
Kuma-chan, a little more!
Don't say I'm fat!
You're boring!
See!
What's with your face?
I'm cold!
Cheer up!
She takes away all of your passion and motivation!
She's amazing!
She's like Dyson!
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In the Tokai region, there are various masters of nigiri.
Today's master is this person!
Thank you for having me!
Now, it's time for my real job!
Your real job is this?
It's this?
I don't know what it is until you change your clothes!
Excuse me, I'm Shinji Magin.
Yes!
I usually fix things myself.
But recently, I've been focusing more on bowling.
Sometimes, really, basically, but
There are people who hold it like this. Occasionally.
Occasionally. I held it like that a few years ago.
Right? There are people like this sometimes.
Thumb, middle finger and ring finger.
And as much as possible, the size of the finger.
I'm going to take away a little bit of the away "p"
I definitely don't want to leave it.
This is hard to see.
I'm going.
If you're so happy, you'll feel like you've failed several times and finally got it.
I'm a little discouraged.
That's not true.
You can do that kind of thing easily.
One, two, three, four, five.
That's right.
I'll go from my left foot.
I got it.
I'll knock all of them down.
Go for it.
I'll go.
I'm not good at this.
You can dance, can't you?
I'm doing my best.
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I'm Takatara Sana of "esquirete noche".
Recently, I've been into going on a day trip with my friends.
Recently, I've been into taking pictures with a film camera.
But I haven't gone to develop it yet.
I'm looking forward to going to develop it next time.
And I'd like to say more things I haven't done as "esquirete noche".
And if you want to meet me, please play "passion for you", a mobile card game.
Oh Ba Ma Hu
Banana tomorrow!