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O-Ba-Ma-Fu.
Monday is "omusubi" or "rice ball."
Today's "rice ball" is...
Just before the election,
a back-up song by Uchiyama Mikoto, who has been away for many years!
I'm so sad!
Charisma Fortune Teller predicts today's ranking!
Once upon a time...
Tears...
Members of SKE48 will be connected with people in the Tokai area
and aim to be loved by everyone like "omusubi"!
SKE48!
"Rice Ball No. 1"!
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Let me introduce myself one by one.
I don't know anything about this.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
I don't know anything!
I'm sitting with four people I don't know!
What?!
I'm not here to study!
I'm here for someone's impact.
So...
Are you a Japanese doll?
No!
- I'm not a doll! - Oh, you are!
Hi! I'm Uchiyama Mikoto of SKE48 and Team KII!
I'm 21 years old!
I love ice cream!
That's crazy!
She's like a free announcer on the internet!
She's so energetic!
Hi! I have three nostrils and I can't talk!
I love ice cream! I'm Kitagawa Ryoha and I'm 18 years old!
Wait, you don't look good!
Where are your nostrils?
Here, here and around my mouth.
- Let's show it to our fans! - No!
- That's... - No!
Don't eat ice cream!
- Here you go. - Thank you.
- Konaen. - That's nice.
- So... - I'd like to introduce the members of "Omusubi" this time.
- Me and... - You look like you're from Toyama TV.
- You're welcome. - You're so good at giving clips!
"Omusubi" is about three people who don't know anything about "Omusubi".
They are from Mikoto-san's hometown, Shigure-ni, Toku- san of Mie Prefecture.
- Who will they be paired up with? - Eat up!
- Today is May 30th. - Yes.
- What day is May 30th? Let's go one by one! - Yes! - Yes!
- Garbage zero day! - I see!
- Rain? - Rain, right? Rain comes in and out, right? - Yes.
- May's last day... - Wrong!
- Huh? What? Why? - Speaking of May 30th...
The voting for AKB's first-ever general election has begun!
It's finally here again!
As the date changes, voting starts today, May 30th.
- Not yet! Not yet! - The 9th AKB48 general election.
A battle that cannot be lost has come again this year!
Last year, Ego-san was selected for the first rank in "Next Girls".
Oshirinko and Aoki Shiori-san are regrettably out of place in the 93rd place.
And...
- Uchiyama-san is... - I'm already here.
- Out of state. - Yes.
- Out of state? - You've always been out of state!
- I've always been out of state? - That's right!
- You've always been out of state, but you chose "garbage" and now you've become brown. - Stop it! Stop it!
- "Garbage"? - Stop it, please!
- So, this time... - Yes!
- Right before the election for AKB's first-ever general election... - Yes!
- Uchiyama Mikoto has been selected for first rank in Shiori University! - I see!
- Mikoto-san has been selected for first rank in Shiori University! - Really?
Team K-2's leader, Mikoto-san, a second-generation veteran, has the reputation of a theater leader.
However, he has never been selected for first rank in a general election.
- That's rude. - It's a fact!
- Where is the general election venue this time? - Okinawa!
- How about Okinawa for SK48? Is it your home? - It's not our home!
If you know your enemy and yourself, you can win a hundred battles.
- I see what you mean. - Huh?
- I can't remember what you said. - I didn't say anything.
- You said it, but you forgot. - Did I say something stupid?
In order to know Okinawa first and have an advantageous election, we would like to connect with Okinawa's masters!
Okinawa's master's cooking shop, MAGKURU.
We've heard some fun music!
- That's nice! - Yeah!
- It's so lively!
This is the person we'd like to connect with.
He's from Okinawa Prefecture, Mr. Yonaha.
Let's ask Mr. Yonaha about Okinawa people's personality first.
- Okinawa people are called "ichariba chodei". - "Ichariba chodei".
- Since we met, we've been like brothers. - Wow!
- We're like brothers. - That's wonderful!
- "Ichariba chodei". - "Ichariba chodei".
In order to connect with Okinawa people as brothers, we'd like to know Okinawa people's stomachs first.
We've prepared traditional Okinawan soup.
- Thank you for the food! - Thank you for the food!
- What is this? It's very soft! - It's very well cooked, so it's very soft.
- How is it, Ms. Toku? - It seems like there is another way of eating Okinawan beef.
- This is spicy. - What is it? - Oregoos. - Oregoos!
- I made it myself. - I want to try it. - Do you like spicy food? - No, I don't like it.
- And? - And?
- Wait a minute! - It smells like chili pepper juice.
- It smells like chili pepper juice! - Wait, is it alcohol? - It's true!
- It smells like chili pepper juice!
- Oregoos is a traditional Okinawan spicy seasoning with shima chili pepper.
- Please eat it with Senkei's cake. - Ms. Mikoto, please try it!
- Please eat it with Senkei's cake. - I totally forgot about today's plan!
- You are the winner of today's competition! - That's right!
- But I put it in quite a while ago! - Thank you for the food!
- It smells like alcohol!
- But it's totally mild! - It's mild, isn't it?
- It's great, isn't it? Because I feel like I'm eating and drinking at the same time. - That's right.
- But it tastes different. - Yes, it does.
- How old are you, Ms. Uchiyama? - I'm 21 years old.
- 21? You're only 21 years old! - What? No, I'm not!
- You're only 24 or 25 years old! - No, I'm not!
- Oh, you are! - Yes, I'm only 21 years old.
- Oh, you're only 21 years old! - Yes.
- No, you're really not 21 years old! - No, I'm not!
- You're only 32 or 33 years old! - No, I'm not!
- No matter how you look at it! - No, I'm not!
- All of your skin's texture is like sandalwood! - No, I'm not!
- You're really not! - No, I'm not!
Next up is this challenge to grasp the feelings of people in Okinawa!
It's important to communicate with people in Okinawa.
- "Teifa"! - "Teifa"!
- What does "teifa" mean? - It's a joke.
- It's a joke! - It's a joke!
- So, we're going to make you feel better with a joke in Okinawa! - Oh!
- So, everyone, please do it!
While our main character, Uchiyama, is thinking of a joke...
...we're going to show you our junior, Ego-chan and Oshirin's "Teifa", a joke in Okinawa!
Today, I've drawn an illustration that will help you get along with people in Okinawa.
- Here we go! - Yes!
Ta-dah!
- Huh?! - What is it?
- What is it?! - What is it?!
- Please explain! - What is it?!
- What is it?!
- This...this is the sweater. - Okay.
- It looks like a pig. - What?!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
Ego-chan's "Teifa" is not an illustration. It's a joke!
Play ball!
Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha- cha- cha-cha-cha-cha...
...boom! Strike! Third strike!
- Yes! - Wow!
- That's a good one! - Wow!
- That's good. - That's good, isn't it? - It's the best! - Yay! Thank you!
And the star of the show, Mikoto-san, who has never been in a ranking before, please do your best here!
- I see. - I'll turn on the switch. - Yes. - Oh, you don't need it. - Yes, yes. - Shima-san, be quiet. - Yes.
Oh, I really can't do it! Judge, listen to me! Judge! Listen to me!
This is my ninth election. I've been running for office for a long time, but I've never been in a ranking before.
I've been out of the prefecture for a long time. A show like this, "Do your best, Mikoto Uchiyama"! It's really sad! Drink up for today!
- Yes! Thank you! - Thank you! - Thank you! - After all, if you have a long career, you will have a voice! - Wow! - Thank you! - Thank you! - I'm not worried because I have a voice! - Thank you!
- I thought you had a pretty long career. - Thank you! - Thank you! - Wow!
- I've tied up the rice balls, so please eat them! - Yes! - Thank you!
From Kagine-ne...
To Nijimi-e...
It's delicious!
- That's all you said before! - I didn't know! I didn't know! It's delicious!
- Do you think you'll be in the ranking? - Thank you! - Let's give you a chance! - Thank you!
Mikoto-san was able to prepare for the general election in Okinawa. She was safely expected to be in the ranking, and she was happy!
Is this person dead?
It's not the time for you to be happy!
You scared me!
It's not the time for you to be happy!
I was dancing and then...
It's not the time for you to be happy!
I'm sorry.
I thought you were one of the candidates.
No, you're not. You're not out of town at all.
You said it just now.
You said it at the beginning, right?
Know yourself, know yourself.
You don't know yourself yet, do you?
That's right.
You don't, do you?
Why is she out of town at all?
To find out the reason, we called in the popular fortune-teller, Minami Kurara-sensei.
Not only will she tell us what's going on in Okinawa, but she'll also tell us where the general election is.
But before that, let's watch Ego-chan and Oshirin's fortune-telling.
I'll read it with all my heart.
Yes. Oh, you're surprisingly old-fashioned, aren't you, Shinri?
No, I'm not.
Are you serious?
First of all, you're not old-fashioned, even though you're young.
You're calm.
You're calm, aren't you?
You have bad back teeth on the left side, so you're old-fashioned, even though you're young.
Bad back teeth?
That's right.
Yes.
You're young.
It's on the left, isn't it?
It's amazing. She always does it for me.
She always does it for me.
You have bad back teeth.
She's originally good at acting.
She's pushed out of the circle, so she doesn't have boldness.
You're scared of her.
Yes.
She can't fight.
She doesn't like being praised.
That's why she loses one or two votes.
She doesn't debut alone. She has to fight somewhere.
Is that so?
She has higher expectations than Uchiyama.
What is the ranking prediction?
You want to go this far in your head.
You think it's a little tough, but you can put something around here.
The next target is here or here.
There is a possibility that you can go further than this.
I'm not an active personality, so even if I go to the team, I'm going to cry.
I'm sorry.
What are you trying to achieve?
I want to go further ahead of others.
I want to dance in a better position.
But I don't know if I don't have to be myself.
I think there are other girls who can do it.
I wasn't sure if I could rank in this year.
I don't know yet.
I think I can be more honest with my feelings.
Tears unexpectedly in severe results.
Next, Oshirinko and Aokishi ranked 93rd last year.
Who will it be?
There is a mental "one" or "two" in yourself now.
There is a place where you work hard this year to do something next.
You have something you want to do in yourself.
Is that right?
Yes.
If you look at it here, you're overseas.
No!
What should I do?
Is that so?
It's really scary!
Is that so?
I haven't told the members who are really good friends,
but I recently went overseas.
What!?
Before I came here, I was really into overseas dramas.
You were!
Amazing!
I wanted to go overseas.
That's why you're here.
What!?
If you get results here, you'll be the center of attention.
It's like a graduation.
No, it's not like that.
Luciama-senpai, don't get carried away.
And the ranking for that blue knight is...
She's aiming for this.
If you have a stronger desire to go, you can go around here.
You can go around like this.
You can say "take care of it", "leave it to me", "it's easy", but you're quite scared.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, too.
There's a lot of things I'm frustrated about and have a lot of thoughts about.
I think about that a lot with the members.
Why is she chosen and I'm not?
I know, I know.
But we're all good friends with the members.
I don't want to lose that relationship.
Was it a good part? Is it over?
Of course it is!
She's a researcher and vice-leader.
She's known for her falsehoods and glory.
First of all, let's get to the bottom of it.
Your image is that of a prime minister.
What do you mean?
I think you're someone who can put things together.
But you're tired of it.
I'm tired of it?
I think you are.
There are about three ways you can go wrong.
Not only right and left, but middle too.
Yes, that's right.
It depends on where you are.
Are you going to continue working as sk48 as you are now?
Or are you going to stop and do radio alone?
While thinking about whether there is such a way,
are you going to stop and get married?
There are three ways.
It's a statement from a professional.
Uchiyama, which stands in the maze of life.
Can you escape from the age-old barrier?
Do you want to go around here?
That's right.
I think you can go around here.
I think you can go here.
If so, it's amazing.
That's right.
I think so too.
There is hope in you that you can go this far.
This year, whether you want to run for general election or not,
you were thinking about it.
To be honest with you,
I thought you could go where everyone told you to work hard.
As long as you are a good leader,
and as long as you are supported by SK48,
you have to run for general election.
This time, a lot of fans said,
You can look forward to it.
You can do your best.
I feel like my expectations are higher than ever.
That's true.
I feel like my expectations are higher than ever.
Mikoto Uchiyama decided to fight as an idol.
The final match in Okinawa will be held on June 17th.
Were you moved?
I was moved.
This time, again, the ranking is like this.
What do you think of it?
I'm a little older than the undergirls who are one step above the next girls.
I felt frustrated.
But from now on, the voting will start with the fans.
We will work together from now on.
Mikoto Uchiyama is still in Okinawa.
You haven't entered the first round yet, have you?
I haven't entered it yet.
You are cool.
You look like a rock band that doesn't appear in a major show.
You look like a rock band.
Has anyone applauded you for your one-shot gag?
Oshirin?
Yes.
It's over if you applaud me for my one-shot gag.
But this is...
I saw your Okinawa joke.
My Okinawa joke?
Yes.
Oh!
Yeah!
Gorodoron appeared!
Satan buggy!
This is it, isn't it?
This is it.
And...
It's over if you applaud me, isn't it?
It's over.
It's over if you applaud me.
I think it's over.
There are various skilled people in the Tokai region.
Today's Nigirikata.
Today's teacher is this person.
Nice to meet you.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Yamasaki Takeshi of Moto Change Dramage.
I'm a little bit of a racer now.
Cool.
Nice to meet you.
What kind of Nigirikata will you teach us today?
That's right.
I'll show you how to grip a steering wheel in this car.
Could you show us how it will be simulated in this car?
Sure.
I've never driven a car before.
This is not how you do it.
I know.
Nigirikata is about 10 to 10 minutes.
10 to 10 minutes?
You don't grip it too hard.
You do it gently.
Oh, you do it gently.
If you grip it too hard, you won't be able to drive gently.
You have a very cool watch.
Is that it?
I brought a car key you use in a race.
Is it real?
It's real.
It smells good.
It smells like a new car.
A new car?
It smells like a new car.
Thank you for everything you've done for me.
Because you're good at driving.
I don't think I'm good at driving.
Not at all.
It's fast.
Wow.
Teacher.
I can't breathe.
It's faster than a jet coaster.
Wow!
Wow! There are a lot of Temmus!
Are you OK?
What? Are you scared of me?
Temmus at lunchtime is being shuffled.
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I'm Soda Sarina of SK48.
I'm going to sing a song I wrote when I was in middle school.
My name is Soda Sarina.
I like curry and Takarazuka.
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O-BA-MA-FU
Tomorrow is a banana!