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S.K.E.T.A.T.A.C-EN!!
The release date of MOMO is March 9th, so it's graduation day.
My release date is March 9th, and it's graduation day for me, too.
Congratulations!
I'm graduating from junior high school.
Safely.
What do you mean by "safely"?
I graduated safely.
Okay, okay.
You can graduate from junior high school.
It's graduation season.
Please tell us about your memories of junior high school, kindergarten, and graduation.
Let's start with Yui.
Me?
I don't remember much about junior high school and junior high school.
In junior high school, there was a scary female teacher who taught us how to live.
A scary female teacher?
She said things like, "Your hair is a little bright," and stuff like that.
She scolded me a lot, and it was really scary.
She called me "you."
You?
In junior high school, we were separated.
I didn't want to be away from my friends.
I remember crying a lot.
Everyone was busy with work and going to college.
We couldn't see each other.
It was tough.
Yeah.
What about you, Manatsu?
For me, it was the graduation ceremony for elementary school.
I decided not to cry at the graduation ceremony.
I didn't cry until it ended.
As soon as I left the gym, I cried a lot with my friends.
I was determined, but when I left, I thought I wouldn't be able to join the gym anymore.
It must have been lonely.
It felt really lonely.
Elementary school.
Yeah.
It's the same as junior high school for me and my friends,
but it was lonely to be separated from the school I had memories of.
I see.
Yeah.
I'm sure I'll cry on March 9th, when it's released.
I'll definitely cry.
Because we all go to different high schools.
Yeah.
It's hard for me to decide, so I'll definitely cry.
I'm having a lot of fun at school now.
Yeah.
It's even harder.
Yeah.
But I'll do my best!
You haven't done your best yet!
In the school life full of memories, there were two club members.
Club?
What did you join?
Catech club and dodgeball club.
You joined both of them?
I joined them when I was in 4th or 6th grade.
I joined a dodgeball club when I was in 4th or 5th grade, and a catech club when I was in 6th grade.
It's totally different.
When I joined a dodgeball club, I was wondering where to go with my friends, and it was all filled up and I ended up joining the rest of the club.
It's dirty.
What club are you in now?
I'm in art club now.
You're good at drawing.
When I was in elementary school, I joined a badminton club.
You think of badminton, don't you?
Badminton.
But I couldn't serve at first.
The coach of badminton is very strict.
It's impossible.
I was really scared and cried many times.
Why can't I do it?
But I could serve.
I could serve every month.
So badminton has improved a lot.
Really?
It's really fast.
How much did you play it?
Maybe four, five, or six.
Four, five. Oh, I see.
Yes.
It was really fun.
It was hard, but it was fun.
Yes, it was fun.
I don't want to play it anymore, though.
It's a waste of time.
It's always like that.
What do you do for a living now?
I draw pictures.
I go to art school, but I also do homework.
What?
I go to art school, but I don't draw pictures and do homework.
I do my winter vacation homework.
It's not art school, it's a free art school.
Yes, it's a free art school.
Freedom.
But when I'm doing my homework, I put my work aside and draw.
It's free.
It's good.
It's free.
It's good.
It's just right for you.
It's just right for me.
Yes.
My memories are also good.
It's like youth.
By the way, I played basketball, but I quit after a year.
My teacher was so scary.
Did you lose?
Yes.
That's all for today.
Thank you very much.
Hello.
Please raise your tension a little more.
Hello.
I'm Oriko.
Today, I, Rima Shinkai, would like to interview Rima Matsui and Sayuki Mori.
Yeah!
Sayuki!
Yes!
As soon as possible, I, Shinkai, would like to ask you a question.
Yes.
I hope you can answer it well.
It's interesting.
I'll do my best.
Please.
Yes.
It's spring now, isn't it?
Spring.
It's spring now, isn't it?
Spring means entrance ceremony and so on.
Spring.
That's right.
I hope you can talk about your memories of high school, elementary school, or elementary school, as much as you like.
Don't give up.
I hope you can talk about your memories of high school, elementary school, or elementary school, as much as you like.
Don't give up.
Which one do you want to start with?
Okay.
Rock-paper-scissors.
You can start with Mayuka.
Well...
Yes.
Well...
When I was in elementary school...
Yes.
Well...
When I was a first grader, I had only memories of singing "under a big chestnut tree" with a sixth grader.
Yes.
Let's sing it.
What?
Let's sing it.
Yes.
Under a big chestnut tree
Yes.
Thank you very much.
What about you, Mayuka?
Me?
Yes.
When I was in elementary school... No, not elementary school.
When I was in middle school and high school, I hated photos.
So, I didn't have photos of me entering school.
Isn't it a big problem?
Yes, it is. I still have photos of me in elementary school and kindergarten.
But, when I opened my album, I was like "Don't take photos of me!"
It was really hard for me.
Please bring your photos to us.
Please send them to us.
We will send them to you.
Thank you very much.
You two are pretty plain.
Am I?
No, you are not.
Thank you for coming to an entrance ceremony that is not so interesting.
Well, it wasn't so interesting.
So, after the entrance ceremony, you should say something like "Nice to meet you."
How did you do it?
Let's do it!
What?
You didn't say it.
I didn't say it.
Why?
Because you don't know how to say it.
I can't talk to people.
If you don't talk to me, I can't talk to you.
Didn't you say it in front of everyone in your class?
When you start a class, you should introduce yourself first.
And you should say "I'm Morisa."
I went to this elementary school.
And you should say "Hello."
That's it.
You are so plain, Morisa.
You are so plain!
You are lying!
Do you have anything special about you?
You like this kind of person.
You have some special skills.
You like this kind of person.
Since I'm a little girl, I talk to people at entrance ceremonies.
When I say "Nice to meet you," they react like this.
It's normal.
Are you an idol?
OK. Let's move on to the next.
How about you, Remi?
I was the same as Sae and said a normal name.
It was normal.
Because it was normal.
Miss safe.
But now I can say a name and eat spicy food or eat melon bread every day.
Now you can but before you couldn't.
When I joined SKI, I didn't think about it.
But now you can.
No, I can't.
You spend a lot of time.
I don't think about it.
Yes, you don't.
You two are normal.
Miss safe.
You introduce yourself and you spend a lot of time and you become friends.
I will end with Miss safe.
Can we move on to the next question?
Did you do club activities?
Yes, I did.
Did you do it in elementary school?
At that time, did you have a senior who looked like you?
No, I didn't.
I did.
It was kendo club.
It was hot and moving.
It was moving a lot.
I did it with my maid.
After practice, I took a bath in downtown.
I bathed Pocky all the time.
Pocky?
I was shaking Pocky all the time when practice was over.
What? You are such an old-fashioned person.
I was so excited and made a fuss in downtown.
I broke the wall of girls' classroom and boys' classroom in downtown.
What did you do in that time? You didn't change.
For the time being, I was stuck in downtown and broke it.
No way!
It's funny how you say it like that.
It's funny how you say that Lena is healthy.
She was strong.
She was strong enough to get an award for it.
You're lying.
What about Sei?
There wasn't a funny senior.
Sensei was funny.
He was playing softball.
Softball?
He was playing softball.
At that time, the coach wasn't talking.
So, he was spinning his hat like this.
Like, "Today is 2nd."
I'm curious about it.
Sometimes, he was like, "Bang!"
What do you mean, "Bang?"
His hair was like, "Bang!"
He was like, "Put on your cap."
He was like, "Bang!"
He was like, "Bang!" when we were talking seriously.
It's funny.
I have another question.
I'm curious about what's in the idol's bag.
I'll put my umbrella in it.
I want to know.
Which one should I put in my bag?
I don't like the one on the left and right.
I'm sure you'll like the one on the left and right.
I ate breakfast and threw it away, so I don't like it.
What about you, Rena-chan?
What's in your bag?
I think I'll put it in my bag.
I don't think there's anything in my bag.
Bring it to me.
All right!
First of all, please open it.
What's in it?
It looks delicious.
Chocolate roll roll cake.
Did you buy it in the morning?
No.
Let's take it out.
Chocolate roll.
Makeup pouch.
Makeup pouch is cute.
Wallet.
Wallet is also ordinary.
Ordinary.
Schedule book.
Do you use it?
Yes, I do.
Mirror.
It's cute.
iPod.
It's big.
It's small, but capacity is not enough.
I have a lot of iPod.
It contains 1500 songs.
Doesn't it work?
It works.
1500 songs?
What's this?
It smells good.
Does it smell good?
Yes, it smells good.
Does it smell good?
I want to smell it.
It's a little strong.
Next, honey and yuzu.
It smells good.
Wait a minute.
There is one thing that bothers me.
It's really dirty.
It's not dirty.
It's really dirty.
Why is it naked?
It's naked.
It's not naked.
Why is it dirty?
I brushed my teeth.
I washed my teeth.
I wiped my teeth and dried them.
Then I washed my teeth again.
Do you use it again?
I wash my teeth again before I use it again.
I don't like it.
Why?
I found it.
It's not dirty.
It's dirty.
What else?
I study at school.
You study at school.
You are busy.
What else?
There is a script.
That's right.
It was normal.
What shocked me was...
It's not naked.
I have to wear a cap.
I have to wear a cap in February.
I don't like idols like this.
I can't believe it.
It was like this for little girls.
That's all for "Newspaper Club".
Bye bye!
I'll be in charge of grilling.
Good luck!
I'll do my best!
Is the bread crumbly?
Yes, it is.
I still don't know which one is crumbly and which one is not.
Wow!
Is it crumbly or not?
Yes, it is.
Is it crumbly or not?
Yes, it is.
Is it crumbly or not?
Yes, it is.
Generally, if it is not crumbly, it is not crumbly.
If it is crumbly, it is not crumbly.
Yes, it is.
It is crumbly.
Wow!
She is kind.
Yes!
She is kind.
She talks to me in a way that I don't understand.
This is it.
She wrote her own name.
Miss K48.
Can you see me?
Like this?
OK, let's do it.
Are you ready?
Yes!
You said "yes" a lot.
Yes, I said "yes" a lot.
The color is...
Oh, it's coming out.
The color is coming out.
Thank you.
Thank you for coming all day today.
Thank you.
OK?
OK!
Thank you.
Can I eat white Taiyaki?
It's white Taiyaki, isn't it?
But it's...
But it's left over here.
It's up to you, Hirata-san.
If you make a mistake, you'll be separated from the next guest.
Hey, you'll definitely make a mistake.
Why do you say that?
I'm scared when I think about it.
Is it OK?
Yes.
It's OK.
Oh, it might be OK.
Tai?
I don't like it.
It's dangerous.
Oh!
It's getting smaller and smaller.
Hirata-san...
Oh!
It's good, isn't it?
It's not bad.
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
I'm going to decorate it now.
You can't do it here.
You can't make a ugly Taiyaki.
You can't make it ugly.
You can't do it.
I should draw a carp today.
If you make a mistake, I'll delete it.
From the beginning?
Yes.
Yumi, what are you writing?
What? Where is it? Where is it?
Where is it? Where is it?
Wait a minute. I'm curious.
Where is it? Where is it?
I'm so anxious. Are we okay?
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Every day, every...
It's like Tamagotchi.
Wait a minute. I'm sure we'll be okay.
The battery is dead.
Wait a minute. What is that ugly thing?
It's ugly.
Yumi, you don't like to scratch your tail, do you?
No, it's standing up. Look at it carefully.
What are you looking at?
It looks like a duck. Are we okay?
Are we okay or not?
I don't think we're okay.
If you say that, I don't think we're okay.
It looks like a dragon.
But...
It's moving, doesn't it?
Yumi, I'm sure you'll feel better.
But it looks like a koi.
It's standing up.
It looks like a koi.
Can I paint it purple?
Can you see it?
It's a sea bream.
If you scratch it, it will look like a sea bream.
Scratch it.
Wait a minute. I haven't scratched it yet.
It's higher than the roof.
It's a koi, baby.
It's a sea bream.
You're good at it.
It looks like a koi.
It's a koi climbing.
You're good at it.
You're good at it, aren't you?
You're good at using profiles and scales.
You're good at using professional skills and scales.
That would worry you fans.
Professional skills and scales.
It's a little gross, but is it okay?
What are you doing?
Yui, what are you drawing?
What are you drawing, Yui?
This is a complete monster.
It's nothing but a monster.
Yui, you're not that bad at drawing.
You're really good at it.
Wait a minute. The liquid...
It's okay.
The liquid...
Let me do it. Let me draw it.
That way?
If you draw it like this, it's this one.
It's a sea bream.
Say it with all your heart.
It's a sea bream.
Okay, that's it for Yui's...
Bye-bye.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I know. This part came out a little too much.
It's not like that.
Does it look like a sea bream?
It looks like there's something here, too.
Oh, you're right. Is it because it's not here?
It doesn't look like a sea bream.
It doesn't.
What a shame.
I don't have such a good heart.
Oh, no.
It's full of lice.
Oh, it's gross.
This is a sea bream with legs.
Legs?
What? And you're doing it on purpose?
You're doing it on purpose?
You're mean.
You should buy it for sales.
It's not light at all.
It's cute.
It makes me cute like this.
What do you mean?
The eye speed is just right, isn't it?
This sign looks good, doesn't it?
It says "from Thailand", but it says "good evening"
Good evening, Thailand
"Thai"!
It looks like Hakata noodles
That's right
Hakata
Famous
Only in Thailand
I want to eat only in Thailand
It's pretty good
It's good
Where?
If you look at it, it's not that bad
Isn't it?
If it's not bad, it's okay
It's not okay!
It's too big!
It's time for school construction!
Rika-chan, you did your best
I did my best!
Which one is Matsui or Rika?
Rika!
Matsui, Rika, Auru, Rika-jie
Rika-jie, Rika, Auru, Neko
It's funny!
I feel like it's a caterpillar
A caterpillar?
A huge caterpillar is in the deep sea
Deep sea?
Not in the deep sea, but in the sea, deep in the deep sea
And when it gets bigger, humans might come out digitally
So that means, so that means,
Maybe my future ancestors are caterpillar caterpillars
Then we might be able to take back red caterpillars
But, you know, caterpillar caterpillars, caterpillar caterpillars, caterpillar caterpillars,
At that point, we might become caterpillars ourselves, rather than being caterpillars
No, I don't like being a caterpillar
So, if you take me away, I'll be like, "No!"
I want you to say more
It's kind of bright, right?
It's bright?
I'm like an alien, and when I turn blue...
It's bright?
What kind of alien is that?
It's like...
Does it emit light? Does it measure that?
It's like...
It's like skin that doesn't lose to anything.
But like...
I can't love a blue Rika-chan.
That's...
Thank you!
Kana-chan's love has been conveyed.
Rika-chan is fine as it is, right?
That's right.
But maybe it's like this.
That's right.
What was it?
Now there are linear motor cars and stuff like that,
and traffic becomes more convenient,
and what else?
Cars fly in the sky.
It's like "Doraemon"!
That's right!
I like it!
Will "Doraemon" ever come?
Will it?
You can buy a time machine and stuff like that, right?
Yes.
About a year from now.
But if you do that, the past and future will be too popular and history will be messed up, won't it?
That's true.
But like...
Konjac, konjac.
Huh?
Konjac...
Wait, you're talking about the future and that comes up!
Maybe in the future...
In the future, it won't be konjac, konjac.
It will be a high-performance time-translating machine.
That's easy!
I don't know.
Maybe in 100 years, that will be included.
Superhuman.
My ears and stuff will hurt, right?
What do we do?
What's this?
We don't need this, so...
We don't need this.
It's like this.
Isn't it cute?
It has ears and stuff.
And a tail.
And it has wings.
I want to do a lot of things.
I want to add options.
I want to fly, so I want to jump.
I want to add options.
I want to find an angel and...
Oh, it's dead.
Don't kill me.
But like...
At first, it said it was dead, but...
Maybe it's developed medicine and...
Maybe it's been alive for a long time.
That's right!
It might be like a vampire.
Like it's not dead.
Like it's alive forever.
Yeah, like it's alive forever.
But it's like it can only live for a short time.
Okay, let's change the topic.
What will you be like in 100 years?
I won't be there!
Even if you were there and I became an old woman,
I'm sure you'd still say dad jokes.
I would.
I think you've improved a lot.
My grandkids call me "joke old woman" now.
Joke old woman
Not "dad joke" but "old woman joke".
Old woman gag
I don't know what you're talking about.
Let's calm down.