AISubs v3.5
If you'll excuse me.
Whew!
Here we go!
I'm curious.
Great!
But where can I put this in the carpet?
Cute!
Wide!
Wow! You can see all the short-circuit.
OK.
I can't get used to it.
Excuse me.
You have shoes.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Hello.
Nice to meet you, too.
Sometimes you are bad and sometimes you are good.
What is it?
I watched you a lot.
Really?
I like you a lot.
Your clothes are fresh.
Really? I'm happy.
You are gravure.
You are very young.
I'm 22 years old now.
22?
How old are you?
I'm 31 years old.
Really?
I thought you were younger.
What else did you do?
I did fashion.
Really?
Excuse me.
Wow, can you calm down?
Can you calm down? Oh, I'm sorry.
Wow, I wanted to go in first.
Has it been a long time?
No, but not that long.
Really?
Are you twenty-two years old?
Twenty-two years old.
Are you thirty-one years old?
Yes.
Oh, I thought you were a little younger.
I've been guessing that you're from Tameka or somewhere around there.
Please tell me if I'm old-fashioned.
This way.
You look better in person.
Wow, I'm so happy.
Me too.
Nice to meet you. My name is Ayako Inokuchi.
Ms. Ayako Inokuchi.
What should I call you?
What should I do?
Since you're Ms. Ayako Inokuchi...
If you're my boyfriend, I'd be happy if you called me "Aya-chan."
You want your boyfriend to call you "Aya-chan"?
Doesn't it feel like you're being cared for? Like you're being loved?
You're aiming for "Aya-chan," aren't you?
By the way, my name is Isao.
What do you want me to call you?
"Isao" if you like.
As a nickname.
How do you write it?
"Isao" means "successful."
In one word?
Yes.
Wow, that's cool.
I'm happy.
You're aiming for "Isao."
What about you, Ms. Tsuneda?
Isao-kun.
That's a good one.
I could say "Isao-kun."
Like a cute doggy.
I'm kind of embarrassed.
You're embarrassed, aren't you?
By the way, have you seen everything?
No, only this room.
Only this room.
I haven't seen the kitchen or anything like that.
Would you like to go on a search together?
I'd like to go.
Yes, everything.
You've only seen this room, right?
Yes, only this room.
By the way, if I were you, I'd like to hide and surprise you a little more.
Oh, you'd like to do that?
If you did that, you'd be hated.
No, it's a lot of fun.
It's a lot of fun.
It's a lot of fun. I love that kind of thing.
All right!
Then you've already won one point.
Let's take a look at the room.
I'm nervous.
The TV is about 100 inches.
The TV is really big, isn't it?
I'm nervous.
This way.
If you close your eyes and open them, we'll open them together.
Let's do that.
I'll close my eyes.
Don't get hurt.
Please open your eyes.
Wow!
I wrote it a little early.
Wow!
The picture is surprisingly narrow.
It's narrow.
Can you look at me once?
Can you look at me?
Which way do you want to go, Aya-chan?
I'm pretty good at matching girls.
You're serious.
Really.
I think this is better.
Then I'll go this way.
What?
Look at me like this.
Do you want me to go first?
Yes.
I want you to look like me at night.
What?
Then I'll go first.
Do you want me to go first?
I'm going to match your shape.
Are you going to sleep early today?
I'm going to sleep early today.
What?
Wait a minute.
Wow!
It's our first meeting.
Is it okay for me to go first?
It's okay.
Is it okay for me to go first?
I want you to believe me.
It's narrow.
I'm half of you now.
Is it okay for me to show you all of me?
It's narrow.
But I have to get used to it.
You have a 15-second limit.
Are you okay?
It's hot in here.
I like it.
I can sleep next to a woman.
With a beautiful woman like me.
No, you can sleep comfortably.
It's comfortable for you to sleep.
What?
This is my blanket.
It's amazing.
It's so soft.
It's cold in here, isn't it?
It's stylish.
Try it on.
It's warm.
Can I?
It's relaxing.
You're sending me LINE messages.
Don't look at me like that.
I didn't mean it like that.
I don't want you to look at me like that.
I want you to rest assured.
Even if I put my hand in your pocket,
you'll know it and you can't put it in.
I see.
It's nice.
A week here?
Have you ever had sex?
No, I haven't.
I didn't know that.
What about you, Aya?
No, I haven't.
I'm very strict.
I can't even stay out all night.
Really?
Yes, I'm very strict.
If my parents see me like this, they'll get nervous.
You're a boxed girl.
I have three older brothers.
My dad has always been interested in girls and has been looking for a girl.
I've been going to girls' high school and boys' high school since elementary school.
Your brother is very cute, isn't he?
Yes, it's like I have four dads.
Who is the oldest person you have ever dated?
No, I...
Not "who is it?"
Who is it?
How many brothers are older than you?
I've never dated someone that older than me.
Oh, really?
I mean, I've dated someone...
I mean, there's only one person I went to college and went on a date with.
Oh...
I've dated someone in high school, but we didn't know each other's dates and broke up without holding hands.
But even if you're older than me, I don't think you're too mature when you're talking to me.
I don't think you have too much of a mental age gap.
Oh...
I'm probably pretty young.
No, it's not like that.
You're still young.
Huh?
I have a job after this.
What?!
I have to go out soon.
From now on?!
From now on.
Oh...
I'm so busy...
Oh...
From 12:15 p.m. on TBS' "Business Click," which is a five-minute economic program...
Even if you're sleeping...
It's okay...
I'll do it casually.
You'll do it casually?
If you're coming...
Of course.
Really?
Of course.
It's my first time going, so I'll do it casually.
If you don't mind, please watch it.
Of course, that small TV show.
But it's embarrassing to be watched on that small TV show.
If you had an unstable watch, you could have watched it there.
An unstable watch? Why would you bother with an unstable watch?
It's embarrassing for me.
But I think I can go outside once, so I think I can come back with less tension.
I'm happy for you.
No, you're welcome.
It's amazing that a man says "you're welcome" to me.
It's my first time.
It's my first time. I feel like a woman.
Really?
I hope I can feel like a woman as soon as possible.
I'm happy for you.
Thank you.
It's amazing.
I'm going.
Do you have a key?
I do.
Wasn't your luggage really small?
I'll hold it for you.
You're kind. Thank you.
You're a gentleman, aren't you?
No.
Wait a minute.
It's dangerous.
I'm just trying to be careful.
I'm nervous.
Take it easy.
Thank you.
It's the opposite.
No.
I feel like a woman.
Neither of me.
Do your best.
I'll do my best.
I'm going.
See you later.
Do your best.
I'm going.
Live broadcast.
I'll laugh.
Please watch it on TV.
Please watch it.
If you're awake.
I'll definitely watch it.
See you later.
I can't believe it.
And so, our special guest...
Huh?!
Kosugi-san!
Oh!
Huh?
That's right.
Today, our special guest and colleague, Kosugi, is here.
I'm sorry.
He's our guest MC for the day.
No, no, thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me.
No, just looking at you right now...
I can't even imagine what you're like.
What do you think?
You don't have this kind of experience, do you?
Being married and all.
You don't say much about being married, but you've gained a lot of style.
It doesn't affect me at all.
You don't have a sense of life, but you have a sense of dream.
No, no, I do have a sense of life.
I don't have a sense of life.
Under these pajamas, I'm wearing this!
But you're good at it! I can't stop you!
What do you think about this offer?
If you were single...
I'd like to do it, but...
The only concern I have is...
Will I be able to show you my first big escape?
Right now, I've spent dozens of minutes digging into the air and doing this.
Is there air in it?
There is air in it.
I see.
It's fluffy in the air and hard in the spray.
But does this stylish room and stylish silk pajamas go with this stylish image?
I'd like to see it, but...
If it's okay with you, I'd like to receive it.
I really want to do it!
You're a comedian, too!
Well...
Comedians do joke around like this on shows and on stage...
But when I'm like this, I'm looking forward to seeing his real expression.
That's right.
The part where you have to lead from above will probably come out, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
The boxed girl and...
He's a yankee, isn't he?
That's right, that's right.
He was a little yankee.
What will happen to him?
And...
He's like a bebop high school kid.
Bebop? I was like that when I was in elementary school!
You know, I'm hungry and my eyes are big, so let me eat you with my crotch.
It's been a while since we've been together, and I suddenly want to eat you.
I want to enjoy this opportunity.
I know him as "bad nice" Tsuneda-san.
"Nice" Tsuneda-san.
He looked cool.
His face was pretty straight.
I didn't know if he was sleeping or awake.
When I woke up and was around here, I was like, "What should I do today?"
What should I do today?
I think I'm going to go crazy.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
You're right.
What am I thinking?
♪ Until we can't find you ♪
♪ I've been complete without you ♪
♪ I guess we've reached the end of the game ♪
♪ Ooh, hit me ♪
I love Chino Aya-chan.
♪ Ooh, hit me ♪
Good morning.
Good morning. Thank you for coming.
Here you go.
Thank you.
I didn't have that with me. Is it okay?
Here you go.
Thank you.
Here you go.
In the U.S., it is announced that employment statistics are attracting attention.
This is news from the program.
In Business Click, the program...
Thank you.
Six, five, four, three, two, one...
Oh my!
Oh, suddenly Aya-chan...
Oh, it's a little different...
Outside Aya-chan...
Good evening, I'm business click Inokuchi Ayako.
The first average stock price in the Tokyo market...
Stock prices are bad...
In the United States, the employment statistics are announced.
I was cute...
Katsuzetsu and teeth are beautiful...
Cute voice...
Cute shoes...
(slurping)
I'm back!
Did he fall asleep?
Yes.
You surprised me.
Why did you go there?
Why did you go there? What do you mean?
I was going to go there, but you went there.
What kind of applause is that?
It's like a business school.
Oh, you saw me. I'm embarrassed.
I thought you were sleeping.
No, I'm not.
I'm moved.
I'll definitely surprise you when you get back.
I'm getting excited.
Really?
Not at all.
Thank you.
I was surprised.
How do you feel?
I'm glad.
Thank you very much.
Pajamas.
It looks good on you.
All of a sudden...
It's in.
Pajamas.
You must be tired.
Yes, but it was a live broadcast, so I'm not tired yet.
I'm glad.
You look like a newscaster.
Do I?
I thought you were looking at me.
I was so nervous that my face turned red.
I'm tired of everything.
Are you scared?
No, I'm not.
Thank you for coming all the way here.
Not at all.
My throat hurt because I was taking medicine.
Thank you.
I bought it at a convenience store.
Thank you.
It's too hot.
I'm sorry.
It's cold.
But I've finished it.
Is it okay?
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
You're so kind.
Is it a victory or a bath?
Which one do you want to go first?
But...
It's already finished. I took a bath in the bath.
It's my first bath.
Oh, really?
Great!
You're too careful.
I had a lot of free time.
I didn't have anything to do.
Well, then...
Take a bath first...
Drink sake...
and go to bed.
That's the best.
Let's do it.
What kind of sake do you like?
Well...
Anything...highball or...
Oh, I got it.
I like anything.
I like something not too sweet.
OK.
OK?
The recipe is already decided.
Is there a recipe for sake?
There is.
You don't say it out loud, do you?
I speak quietly.
That's funny.
I'm glad.
While I was waiting for you...
I was watching your video.
My video?
Yes.
Oh, no.
I was watching it.
I'm sorry.
But...
I want you to come back as soon as possible...
after this business trip.
Oh, really?
I'm going to take a bath.
It's getting late.
I'm sorry, but...
I'll make you sake.
Oh, really?
I'm sorry. I'm going in.
By the way...
I...
I didn't do it on purpose.
But...
I was looking it up.
You have big boobs.
Why do you care about it?
Oh, no!
No, I just...
I didn't like it.
You shouldn't say it directly.
I know.
You're too honest.
You're right.
I say what I think.
Let's take a bath and wash together.
After that...
Hey!
You made me say it.
Hey!
I'm sorry.
Let's take a bath.
I didn't know it at all.
Let's continue.
No, I'm sorry.
I was curious about your kindness so far.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
You're a man.
You're still 31 years old.
Really.
I'm going to take a bath.
I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
Not at all. Take your time.
Thank you.
What should I do with this luggage?
Oh, no. Is it too dark?
Should I drink it?
Let's drink it.
Thank you for watching.
Why is it so thick?
Oh!
It's embarrassing to show your face in that day.
In plain sight...
With this distance?
With this distance...
I want to get somewhere if I can.
But I don't think so.
Really? Are you OK?
I don't care about your face.
It may be a difference of age.
I'm almost the same age as you.
Oh, no.
It doesn't change.
Really? Thank you very much.
Why are you embarrassed?
It's embarrassing to show my face in that day.
Yes, it is.
This is for you.
Thank you for the bath.
It was pleasant.
Oh, it's over.
Thank you very much.
This is for you.
Oh, it's ready!
Wow!
What is it?
Wow!
This is it.
What kind of liquor is it?
This is my recommendation.
It's called "tarisca".
"Tarisca"?
Is it a liquor?
Yes.
Wow!
If you taste it...
Yes.
"Tarisca".
"No high ball".
Yes.
Thank you for the drink.
Oh!
It's good!
It doesn't smell.
It's good!
You have a good sense.
How did you like my first impression?
Your first impression?
You're a beautiful person.
But it's easy for me to get along with you.
Really? I'm happy for you.
What was my first impression of you?
When you walked in, I thought you were Tsumida.
I watched your videos with you and imitated you.
But when we first talked about our feelings, I didn't think you were serious.
I didn't think you were serious.
I'm serious.
I'm not bad.
You're honest.
Why did you want me to make you bald?
This is cat fur.
Oh, it's curly.
Isn't it cute?
Sit down. Neither is different.
Oh, but it's soft.
I want you to stretch it out. I want to see you stretch it out.
This image is very strong.
Are you expecting me to stretch it out?
But it's cool to make it cute.
If you say so, it's fair and square.
Even now, it's like a man.
Do you eat anything?
If you say you're hungry, I'll make it for you.
What?
Let's make it together.
You're kind of...
What?
Are you a cook?
No.
I'm a light guy.
You've always been doing it for me.
Oh, I forgot about this.
I'll make you some ham.
I've never cooked ten times in my life.
In your life?
Can I make it light?
Yes, I'm looking forward to it.
That's amazing.
Huh?
What's wrong?
Were you half-cooked?
Huh?
Were you half-cooked?
Oh, I made a mistake.
No, I didn't think you were half-cooked at all.
Huh? Are you a side dish person?
I like both.
Huh? Oh, it's done.
It's done.
Cooking.
It's really...
It looks delicious.
Simply.
Eat as much as you want.
Thank you very much.
I'll eat it.
How is it?
What do you think of it?
It's delicious.
The ingredients are alive.
I'm eating as much as I can.
You're lying.
It doesn't have any extra flavor.
That's right.
There's only salt and pepper.
That's how it is.
I'm happy.
By the way, what are you doing tomorrow or the day after tomorrow?
Oh, that's right.
You've decided tomorrow for now, haven't you?
What about tomorrow?
Tomorrow, I have work in my bedroom from one o'clock to five o'clock.
You have work from one o'clock to five o'clock.
I don't have work before or after that.
Then...
I'll pick you up at five o'clock.
What? Really?
Yes.
Is it okay?
Yes.
You'll pick me up and go to Shibuya at five o'clock?
I'll probably end up in Shibuya at five o'clock.
I'll pick you up and go to the supermarket and buy ingredients and cook rice for a moment.
That's great.
Can you come and pick me up?
I often go and pick you up.
What is that declaration?
What?
I'm happy. I'm very happy.
What will you cook tomorrow night?
Can you make a hot pot?
I wanted to make a hot pot.
Really?
What do you like?
Miso?
It looks delicious.
Do you really not have a boyfriend?
Now?
Yes.
I don't have one.
Do you really not have a girlfriend?
I don't have one.
It's kind of funny for an entertainer.
And you're handsome, so it's funny.
No, no, no.
It's really...
It's true.
Oh, I see.
So, you started dating at university.
Yes, I did.
I don't mean it in a weird way.
Did you have that kind of relationship with your boyfriend at university?
How do you know about it?
You know, I've never talked about it after you've been so nice to me.
Oh, I see.
You're talking about it again.
I talk about it like I'm breathing.
I'm sorry about that.
I don't hate you, but...
I hate you, too.
Do you hate me?
I went there, so I'm sure...
You're coming with me, aren't you?
I'm going crazy.
What are you doing?
I'll wash it for you.
No, no, no. Let me wash it.
I still want to see it.
It's nice.
But isn't it a dream situation?
The girl who was next to you just came out of the TV and came back after watching it.
It's a dream of all men, isn't it?
It's a dream.
How does it feel? I've never tasted it.
It feels good when people who are on TV come home.
I've never tasted it, either.
You're lying.
No, it's true.
It's true.
You're crazy.
No, I'm not.
You are.
I'm not.
It's not like you're lying.
You're exaggerating.
No, I'm not.
No, you're not.
Most of all, it makes me laugh.
All of it.
It's nice.
It's easy for men to make a rhythm, isn't it?
Because it's only one woman among men's brothers.
And men look at the picture, don't they?
Sometimes we have a drink party or something like that.
Before that, we look at the picture.
I think all men do it.
Yutter and Miken...
I'm going crazy.
I've been told I'm the worst.
That's right.
You have big boobs.
I've been told I made a mistake.
But it's not a mistake.
On the contrary, by saying it from the first day,
I think you're lowering the hurdle for that.
That's the strategy.
I see.
I'm looking forward to it.
I don't think it's going to shrink for a while.
What does it taste like?
That's fine.
You don't have to worry about that.
You're so shy.
Can I make a noise?
Of course, of course.
What is it?
Make the loudest noise you can.
Let's go to bed.
(Door closing)
(Laugh)
You were in there a little while ago, weren't you?
Yes, I was in there, but...
Are you going to sleep?
(Laugh)
If you don't sleep...
Then I'll sit down.
Then I'll take off my socks and go.
When you sleep...
Then I'll cut my hair.
Wow, but...
It's kind of innovative.
Innovative? What is? (Laugh)
Seriously?
Wow! (Laugh)
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
Eh? How can you...
Eh?
...go like that normally?
No, no, no.
It's a bug, bug for me too.
(Laugh)
It's a happy bug, though.
Wow!
I can't look to the left.
If you say it like that, I'll look at you a lot.
(Laugh)
If you say you can't look...
I don't like it at all.
Your voice is close.
(Laugh)
Do you want me to turn it off?
Is it here?
Show me your eyes, then I'll wait for you.
Wait, what should I do? I'm embarrassed.
Really?
You are so stingy.
Hey, don't touch me!
No, no, no.
I'm trying to check your stinginess.
Where is your stinginess?
You are so stingy.
No, I like stinginess.
I like stinginess.
You are so wary of me.
I'm not.
Can you come over here for a second?
Shall I read you an old story?
Mom!
Isn't it good?
Please read it.
Really?
Yes.
By the way...
What old story do you want me to read?
Are you going to read it for me?
Yes.
Then... "Sarkani Gassen".
Do you like "Sarkani Gassen"?
It's boring, so...
Don't worry about it. Just read it for me.
I can't read it from a distance.
Once upon a time...
A monkey found a crab with a rice ball that looked delicious.
The monkey wanted a crab with a rice ball...
and said something unfair to the crab.
If you eat this oyster's seed, you can eat delicious oyster every year.
It's my first time reading it.
I'm trying to read it like you.
What?
I can't read it like you.
You can't read it?
I see.
Then I won't read you an old story.
I'll do my best.
Can you do it?
I'll do my best.
First of all, don't worry about me.
I see.
No, it's deep.
What do you mean "deep"?
The part where you read old stories is deep, isn't it?
No, it's not deep at all.
You two have always said you were scared of Tsuneda, but it's not scary at all.
What?
Tsuneda's feeling of going up and down, and Aya- chan's cute part, it's very deep.
I see!
No, no, no!
Is that so? I was very impressed!
At first, I didn't want to sleep in a bed.
I barely went to the area I had.
If I had gone a little more, I would have entered illegally.
That's out!
I barely went there, but when Aya-chan looked at me for a long time, I went back to her.
That's right!
Aya-chan opened her heart and pulled me away.
It's deep!
It's a lesson.
If I say more than that, I'm really Yoshimura.
That's right!
(sniffle)
(sigh)