AISubs v3.5
The couple continues silence in a dark atmosphere.
Kosei tries to do something.
It's been a while since you went to a bar.
I went to Hawaii.
That's why it's dark.
I thought so.
It's getting dark.
Hawaii?
Are you tired of Hawaii?
I haven't been there for a while.
If you find out the secret of the couple, will you say it?
Monitoring!
Was there such a mark?
They appear in a heart pose.
We are the couple going to Fujimon.
In front of the monitoring,
two people who won first place in the ideal celebrity couple ranking
will answer questions about the couple in seven seconds.
Let's start "Monitoring Seven"!
If you could ask your partner for anything, what would you ask for?
Change your face.
That's weird.
I haven't answered anything yet.
What was your first impression of each other?
Well...
We were getting really late,
but he ordered all of my favorite sunny side up dishes.
What is your best memory of Manhattan?
My best memory...
Our honeymoon.
Our honeymoon? I see.
Why didn't you say it earlier?
Will you marry someone again?
Yes!
I want to!
Huh? Really? Are you kidding me?!
Huh?!
That's it for today!
We had some interesting answers, so let's listen to them again!
Our honeymoon was a memory for me.
Gold Coast, right?
Yes!
I didn't say I was smoking.
So we went to the beach at night on the Gold Coast.
Do you remember?
All of a sudden...
You're smoking, right?
I panicked.
I didn't know whether I was smoking or not.
I didn't know whether I should say it or not.
I panicked.
What did you say?
I said, "Ahhhhhhhhh!"
We headed for the ocean.
I said, "Zappa!"
Do you remember?
I really do.
I panicked.
We went to the same room.
All of them are ideal couple who get along with each other.
However, the target who knows their secret is...
Excuse me for a moment. I'll do my make-up first.
The brotherly manzai poet, Miki no Wari.
This time, they were invited as hosts of a talk show that has been a couple for generations.
In the show, a couple as big as Fujimon appear as guests.
However, before the show, when Fujimon enters the dressing room next to the couple,
they hear a secret conversation that should never be heard.
At that moment, what will Miki and Fujimon do?
When they enter the dressing room next to the couple,
they start monitoring.
Wow, there's a tent.
Wow, there's a lot of stuff.
Whether or not they enter the dressing room or not, they put on their uniforms.
Then, they change their clothes and put on their lunch boxes.
From the dressing room next door, they hear the couple's voice.
It's been a while.
How long has it been? Two weeks?
It's been about two weeks.
It's amazing that you're doing it as a couple.
Then, what about the two of them with their lunch boxes?
There is...
There is a little...
The couple's voice becomes awkward and they stop moving.
Then, the couple's conversation goes in a bad direction.
Maybe you should go home and say you have a stomachache.
No, I can't.
I've been like this since I was in elementary school.
I don't like you saying that.
Then, why didn't you say it?
Yukina and Fujimon are arguing about why they don't want to do today's work.
You said you wanted to go home.
I didn't want to go home.
I didn't want to go home in the first place.
Wait, wait, wait.
It's really effective.
The couple's quarrel doesn't help with the lunch box they were looking forward to so much.
Then, a keyword approaches the couple's confidentiality from Yukina's mouth.
Hey, can you change your address quickly?
Why?
I'll do it right away. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'll do it right away.
Then, did Kosei get interested in this keyword at once?
Why?
I'll do it right away.
Kosei wanted to ask Surya about it, and he was very stingy about it.
And what did the stingy brother say?
I'll do it right away.
It seems like they're divorced for the first time in a while.
Yes, they don't know a bad secret.
It's a big deal that Fujimon and Yukkina, the ideal couple, were divorced.
In addition, the couple's quarrel heated up and finally...
But it's annoying. I mean, isn't it good to make it public that you're divorced?
Because you're a different person in terms of personality.
They clearly stated that they were divorced.
And what was their reaction to this?
Because you're a different person in terms of personality.
The same reaction.
Their expectations changed completely, and they couldn't hide their surprise.
And then, the couple's conversation went deeper.
Let's make it public.
But please don't go there. Please don't go there.
I mean, I have a day off, you know.
It's annoying.
I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry.
Um... please let me do some more family work there.
Fujimon asks Yukkina to pretend to be a couple for money.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll do it in three years.
That's too long!
I'll do it in three years.
Three years.
Please.
I'm not going to do it.
Why not?
I'm not going to do it.
You're not going to do it.
We're both going to do it.
That's right.
His heart aches at Matsuro's sad story.
And the conversation is about the asset class.
Anyway, you have an air conditioner and all that, right?
Air conditioner and snow. Right?
The air conditioner is what Yukina bought.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's fine.
Phew, realistic.
His heart aches again at that realistic conversation.
At that moment, Kosei...
I'm not going to do it. I'm sorry.
I'm not going to do it.
She can't stand it anymore, so she started eating a lot.
Here, when Fujimori Nikkina next door opens the room for a meeting...
It's out.
It's impossible.
It's such a hassle.
I can't believe it's a mask.
The mask is big, Fujimon-san.
The mask is...
It's really big.
It's about the size of a bari mask.
So Fujimon, who keeps trying to hide it for money, didn't like it that much?
Well, but you have to divorce and do it.
It's too small, Fujimon-san.
It can't be like that.
It can't be...
It's big news.
What we said is over.
Even if we say it somewhere, it's over.
Because, Fujimon-san...
We can't go on like this for three years.
It's impossible, three years.
We can't come up with a plan for five years.
Three years...
You're talking too much.
The seniors' criticism never stops.
After that, when Fujimon and Nikkina return to the next dressing room...
Nikkina and Fujimon's staff...
Nikkina-san, please say hello.
Yes.
They say hello to the couple's dressing room.
They know everything, but they have to act naturally.
It's a trial greeting.
How will Nikkina overcome it?
Excuse me.
Yes.
Oh, good morning.
Nice to meet you.
You're not Nikkina-chan.
Excuse me.
Nice to meet you.
Fujimon doesn't want to relax at all, but wants to sit down.
So they have no choice but to stay.
MC, wait a minute.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Then, suddenly, the couple has a quarrel that smells like divorce.
Nikkina and Fujimon, please make it delicious.
Yes, I will.
Please.
Yes, Fujimon-san is here.
Nikkina-san, wait a minute.
Can you not call me 'Nikkina' in front of you two?
No, it's not like that at all.
It's not like that at all.
I'm curious, though.
No, it's not like that at all.
It's not like that at all.
After being too honest and silent,
he tried his best to laugh it off.
What's more...
Hey, you know...
Yuki doesn't like being touched.
Hey, you know...
His face changed.
After saying goodbye to Shiren,
after saying goodbye to Shiren,
they went back to their dressing room and...
Hey, you know...
Kind-hearted A-sei seems to care about their relationship.
But more than that,
A-sei's personality is...
I had a dream last night.
He was obsessed with Yuki's dream.
I had a dream last night.
And the two MCs
were worried about
dealing with that masked couple
in a show featuring couples.
Today's show is over.
Your face looks like that.
Don't touch my face.
Don't touch me.
Haven't your wife ever told you not to touch her?
Please don't touch me.
Without being able to do anything, they finally go to the studio.
Before recording, they have a meeting with the producer.
This is not a special edition.
If it goes well, I'll give you a midnight regular.
Wow, that's amazing.
The producer is happy to hear that.
But he has a request for a meeting.
For example, I'd like you to bring out Fujimon's love love episode.
I see.
Also, in terms of drawing, I'd like you to hold hands.
Holding hands.
Things like that.
I see.
You'll do it, won't you?
Well, I guess so.
The producer doesn't know what's going on, and he can't say anything.
Then, Fujimon and his wife meet up and...
Then...
In a dark atmosphere, silence continues.
Kosei tries to do something about it, but...
It's been a while.
It's been a while since you did a variety show, hasn't it?
Well, I went to Hawaii a little bit.
That's why it's dark.
That's what I thought.
That's why it's dark.
Hawaii?
Hawaii.
Are you jealous of Fujimon?
No, we haven't been together in a while.
We haven't been together in a while.
Me too.
We've been fighting a lot lately.
They were supposed to liven up the atmosphere, but as a result of stepping on their own feet, they fell in a hurry.
They're already excited. Let's stop.
We're in a bad mood right now, so I don't know what you're trying to do with it.
I'm sorry about that.
I didn't notice it at all.
Did you hear anything in the dressing room?
No, I didn't hear anything.
No, I'm serious.
You ate curry and I ate pilaf.
They somehow managed to escape from the menu report.
They're obviously cheating.
So they directly reveal the secret. What's their reaction?
Then I'll say it first.
No, it's okay.
You know what it is, right?
No, I don't know.
I'll say it now.
No, I don't know. I think you should say it.
Yes.
My wife...
Um...
is already divorced.
My wife...
Um...
is already divorced.
No.
She's divorced.
You knew it, didn't you?
No, I didn't know.
So, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I want you to keep it a secret...
that you're divorced.
I want you to keep it a secret... that you're divorced...
- Of course. - Yes.
And then, just before the couple's show, Yukina has a terrible request...
Can you not tell me about your couple?
- No, that's... - It's not in the couple's show. It's really not there. What should I do?
- It's there. - But...
- No, it's nothing. - Yes.
- But honestly... - You can lie about it.
- I'm not lying. - What?
- I'm not lying. - Then...
I'll tell you about my taste and fashion.
- As a child... - But today...
- It's about love. - Really?
- Don't tell me about it. - Please don't tell me about it.
And then, Kosei says something to her heart's content.
Why did you take it?
I thought so, too.
That's true.
You asked a weird question.
However, when the recording time comes and they have a serious problem,
a producer appears on the set.
- Thank you for your cooperation. - Thank you for your cooperation.
And they have a couple's love talk.
How will Miki overcome this ultimate challenge?
Three, two...
Worries solved variety show!
Tonight, we'll announce the correct answer!
Let's go!
- Miki, Miki, Miki! - Thank you!
- Miki, Miki, Miki! - Let's go!
The recording starts with excitement.
But suddenly, it snows.
- I love Miki's manzai. - I love it, too!
- Really? - It's a bit real.
- It's not funny at all. - Stop it!
- On the contrary, it's funny. - Stop it!
- It's funny. - Stop it!
Yukina immediately followed the negative.
And the staff immediately...
The staff asked the masked couple for their problems.
And...
Do you have any problems?
Problems...
Yukina was told not to ask, but she followed the staff and talked about their problems.
And Yukina was angry about it.
There must be something.
Problems?
On the contrary, no.
It's fixed.
Give up and fix it.
It's fixed.
Give up and fix it.
Yukina continues to do something about it in a classic way of cheating with money laundering.
And the scene is the couple's problem consultation corner.
Here is the consultation.
My husband doesn't tell me that my cooking is delicious.
We've been together for a long time, but we've never talked about it.
Now that I've heard about it, I don't know what to say.
You said it was delicious even if it tasted bad, didn't you?
I'm writing a cookbook, so don't say that.
Are you writing a cookbook?
When did you write that cookbook?
I'm writing a cookbook, so don't say that.
If this is dangerous, don't talk about delicious things and cook.
The next recording is a worry that her husband won't take her on a date.
Yukina, you want to go, don't you?
If we were a couple, we'd like to go together.
Because you're a couple, you want to go, don't you?
You want to go, don't you?
I don't want to go at all.
Yukina started saying that she didn't want to go again.
Then, Seien told her why.
My brother and his wife go on dates a lot.
I go on dates!
Because you like movies.
I saw it recently.
I also saw your Lion King.
Thank you!
It was the best!
Can you sing a song for me?
Can I sing? I'll sing it for you.
Come, come again, come again, I miss you.
You sound like a guy in a giant show's new single!
Oh no, oh no!
They show off their strength to move forward in their own world.
However, when the producer sees this...
Yes, thank you!
Sorry about that.
Look at them.
They don't talk about marriage at all.
The fake producer calls them out and takes them to a small room.
What's up with today's shooting?
No, we don't talk about marriage at all.
We're counting on you.
Thank you.
When they're angry, Miki becomes two people.
The fake producer is also angry.
I don't know why he's angry.
Maybe it's because of me?
No, it's not like that.
As they're too free, their pride explodes.
They're swallowed up again and go back to shooting.
They don't talk about marriage at all.
Ahem!
And in this atmosphere, the shooting resumes!
And a big incident occurs!
The shooting resumes! And a big incident occurs!
The staff requests them to hold hands as soon as the shooting resumes!
What will MC Riki do?
How is it?
Can you hold hands like you always do?
While asking the couple's facial colors, MC Riki asks...
- Like you always do... - Like you always do...
- I can't. - No, no, no...
- But still... - Yeah, but still...
- I can't, I can't... - No, no, no...
- Don't touch me. - Hey!
Don't touch me. Don't come any closer.
Look, I'll hold you! I'll hold you, then!
As a result of the couple accepting it as a joke...
However, there is a bit of a happy side to it.
In addition, Asei is...
Oh no, you're cute! You're hurting me!
My tongue... My feet...
He's really serious about what he's doing.
And...
- Can we hold hands now? - Can we hold hands now?
- Let's end it like that. - No, no, no...
- Let's end it like that. - It's embarrassing, right?
No, I don't want to.
And here, Fujimon, who is filled with the spirit of a prankster...
- If it's not embarrassing... - You're gross! Don't come any closer!
- Don't come any closer! - You're gross! Seriously, stop it! I really want to go home!
- Go home! - Go home!
- Fujimon! - Don't come any closer!
- What's wrong? - Don't come any closer!
- That's not forced, you know? - Right?
What's wrong?
Fujimon...
He's scary...
I'm about to cry.
Fujimon, who has suddenly gone wild, is confused.
- Okay, one more time! - It's all your fault!
- No, it's not your fault! - It's not your fault!
- It's not your fault that you and I... - That's right!
- It's not your fault that you and I... - Just a little...
- It's okay! - What? Why?
- Just do it! I'm serious! - I'm going home!
- I can't do it!
- Seriously! - One more time!
Fujimon, who has suddenly gone wild, is confused.
- I'm tired... - I'm sorry!
- I'm in a terrible mood...
Are you mad at me? Won't you forgive me? Hashimoto-kun?
Miki was told by Fujimon and Yukina that they were divorced.
On top of that, Yukina had a big fight during the recording and left.
This is ridiculous.
What kind of thing is this?
Celebrities aren't like this at all.
Not everyone is like this.
Again, a fake producer calls Miki to a small room.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
And now, the climax!
If a great producer asks Miki about their secret, will Miki tell her?
Maybe we weren't strong enough, or...
Of course we were like that, but...
The snow and other things were pretty slanted.
It was really slanted.
If you have a reason for what happened today...
I won't report it, but...
But I was the main MC, so I had to do something about it.
Ase was crying a lot, but I couldn't cry at all.
At the end, Kosei never revealed the secret of the senior couple, but...
He goes to tell them the truth!
The secret of the senior couple...
It's already out, right?
It's already out.
It's out.
It's out!
How many times do you have to do it?!
Seriously!
It's out!
You're such a terrible talent!
You shouldn't leave the scene!
It's connected, right?
It's connected, it's connected.
Yes, look.
Wow!
It's connected!
Move it away from me!
There are some secrets you shouldn't tell anyone.
The one who made me feel uncomfortable recently is you, Kotaro.
Oh, you think so?
How did you feel?
I felt relieved.
Oh, you felt relieved!
We've never been out on a date before.
I'm glad we finally met like this.
When did you know about each other?
I think it was early June.
But even if you didn't tell us, you told Tsuyoshi Muro, didn't you?
Shinjiro called Muro.
You and Muro have something in common!
Did you call Muro in June and July?
It was around the same time.
Oh, I see.
That's amazing!
You're like family.
You're right!
About a week ago, I went to a restaurant with my dad and my relatives.
Takeya Crystal and Shinjiro.
I was shooting a drama.
It was the last time I went to that restaurant.
I was late.
When I went in, my dad...
Takeya Crystal flew in first.
Muro was there in the meantime.
Why?
Muro said to my dad, "I'm the eldest son."