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Now, the comedy monster Akashiya Sanma will rush to a public house.
What kind of encounter is waiting for him?
He said he would go to the house where we are going now for a dinner interview.
But he didn't tell us that we would go there.
So you don't know that me and Kikomaru will go there?
I'd like to see what kind of reaction Sanma-san will have if I open the door.
If you suddenly hit me, I will be agitated.
I didn't hit you.
You are quiet.
You don't say a word.
Do you have a good hand?
Don't be quiet.
You found out, didn't you?
It's easier for me to sit now.
It's not like you have infinite time.
Now, the two of them arrive at the first house they visit.
Where is it?
You can't talk.
If you talk, you will be found out.
What?
He talked.
I will talk now.
Yes.
Excuse me, can you show me your number plate?
Yes.
What kind of reaction will people have if Akashi or Sanma come to their house suddenly?
You will wait for me even if I open the door, right?
How is it?
Hello.
Excuse me.
We are a TV show.
Please allow us to enter your house.
No.
Excuse me.
You should allow us to refuse.
No.
Wow, what a beautiful house.
Wow.
You have a nice face.
This is not a rice field.
Excuse me.
Please make it beautiful.
Wow, you have a daughter.
Wow, Prince Kame.
Your daughter is crying with emotion.
Everyone is crying.
She is crying.
What a beautiful couple you are, daughter!
What a beautiful couple you are!
We are good sisters!
Wait!
There is no need for that!
In order to have dinner together, they go to the same dining table as the crying daughters.
What a regret!
What a beautiful daughter you are!
By the way, what kind of tears are those?
Are you happy? Are you moved?
You are surprised, aren't you?
How old is your daughter?
She is 22 years old.
What is her name?
Her name is Nanami.
Nanami, how about you?
She is 20 years old.
20 years old. What is her name?
Her name is Kotomi.
What? Nanami...Hachimiki...
What are you saying, father?
You want to name her that, don't you?
But everyone likes the sea.
You like the sea.
You like the sea, father.
What is your name?
Her name is Mami.
She likes the sea.
Her name is Mami and she likes the sea.
By the way, what is your name, mother?
Her name is Hachimi.
You like the sea, don't you?
She is a mother who has a sense of humor.
But what will they have for dinner?
What will you have for dinner today?
Today we will have fried chicken and meat and potatoes.
Excuse me, but can we have meat and potatoes first?
Please enjoy it.
What is your favorite celebrity?
My favorite celebrity is Masao Omusawa.
She is just saying it.
She is right in front of you.
She is right.
I don't know if she is married or not.
If they had met earlier...
I don't know if she did all these things with Imaru.
She is friendly with Imaru.
That is probably...
your third purpose, isn't it?
And so, the fun dinner begins.
Then, all of a sudden...
- Meat and potatoes, huh? Sounds good. - Yeah.
- Ikomaru, you too. - Yes.
You like it, don't you?
I don't like it!
- It makes me mad! - You're lying! Did you notice?
- My hairstyle and all... Did you notice? - Look at her hair!
- No, my face! My eyes are crooked, Kosugi-san. - What?
- Don't look at me like that, Kosugi! - Yeah...
- Wow... - Did you notice right away? - As soon as you walked in.
- What?! - What?!
She was crying and saying "wow" and I thought, "Oh, it's Kosugi."
I was crying and thinking, "Oh, it's Kosugi, too."
She found out right away and couldn't even eat. The end!
Then, did the butterfly feel sorry for Kosugi?
- I want to eat Ikomaru-san's food report. - You're great!
You're a great woman!
You grew up to be a good girl!
It's no longer meaningful, but it's a food report.
I'll eat the fried chicken.
Entering!
The meat juice is overflowing!
- 10, 4, 15, 16! - 16!
I won't eat it.
10, 4, 15, you said and it's 16. What are you talking about?
She found out right away! She's a 20-year-old amateur!
She said it earlier! She's so smart!
The first opinion that resulted in the worst outcome...
What kind of face is that?!
What did you think?!
Tell me about your feelings, Kosugi-san!
What's wrong with you?!
However, since he's been given the chance to eat,
the service-minded Sanma will say his last words...
The miso soup is delicious!
Ugh! That's not true!
Miso...
You...
You're saying it for the first time, but it's true!
There's no way your miso soup is delicious!
No, it was delicious!
Give me a special one, Mom.
There's no way your miso soup is delicious!
It's delicious!
You're saying it for the first time, but it's true!
He's about to cry again.
He's about to cry when he sees the truth.
The result was terrible,
but after having a delicious dinner,
Kosugi-san said...
It's nice to have so many girls around.
Besides, she was crying when she saw Sanma-san.
I think she was surprised.
She knew who was going to cry.
Even if you're surprised, you don't cry easily.
I only cried once.
Just once?
I don't know.
I don't know about this show.
Please give me one more chance.
Just one more chance.
All of a sudden, while crying...
Oh, it's Kosugi.
Kosugi found out too much about Sanma,
and Sanma seems to be disappointed,
but in order to recover his honor,
Kosugi went to Sanma's house.
Excuse me for disturbing you.
Excuse me.
He said "kacha" just now.
Did you hear my voice?
This is a house, right?
It's a stylish house.
They took this garden first and made it smaller.
Is this a sign?
I'm sure it's not a warning signal.
What kind of reaction did they show to the red lines and poles of the railway line?
Hirado and Kanna Hashimoto panicked at the spiritual school.
From now on, we will send you "Pin and Jeet" with the support of the sponsors you see.
I want you to keep it a secret.
What kind of reaction did they show to the red lines and poles of the railway line?
Excuse me.
Hello. Excuse me.
I'm sorry for coming all of a sudden.
"No problem at all," they said politely to the red lines and poles of the railway line.
Hello.
Thank you for coming.
What a cute house you have.
It's cute.
It's amazing.
What's going on?
Hello.
I'm Mahmon, a child.
Are you really a child, Mahmon?
How old are you?
I'm 76 years old.
You look healthy.
Are you a girl?
No, I'm not.
I'm a girl.
She said "I'm a girl" from her wife.
When they received the red lines and poles of the railway line for the first time, they went to the dining room.
What a party!
It looks fun!
Are you all Suzuki family?
Suzuki family!
Please say "Suzuki family."
This is your father's house, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Are you gathering your family there?
It's amazing that you're 76 years old.
I'm young.
How old is your son?
I don't know.
He's my eldest son.
How old is he?
50 years old, 70 years old, 60 years old, and so on and so forth.
And this is my son-in-law.
Son-in-law.
And this is my son-in-law's wife.
Do you know your wife?
Don't you know?
I know, I know.
How old is your son-in-law?
He's 48 years old.
He's 48 years old?
And your wife?
She's 33 years old.
She's 15 years younger than you?
Well, it's okay.
It's okay if you're younger than your daughter.
I was scolded by her for that.
Is that true?
And my third son.
Third son.
And your son-in-law?
Oh, you're the third son-in-law's son.
He's my grandson.
And your grandson's name is?
Taisei.
I'm Yudai.
You've given him a big name.
You're going to lose your name, poor boy.
I don't know if you're going to lose your name or not.
Let's not talk about it for now.
Now that you're in charge of it, you're going to win.
He's already retired.
Now, Kosumaru will ask his father-in-law's wife about their familiarity.
What's your familiarity with your wife?
Well, her aunt was running a rice ball shop in Sugamo.
I went there a lot.
You went there for rice balls?
She asked me for help.
You fell in love with her there, didn't you?
You thought she was cute when you saw her working in a rice ball shop, didn't you?
She gave birth to me.
She gave birth to you.
She gave birth to me.
I've been wanting her to make me rice balls for a long time.
You've got a lot of things out of her, haven't you?
She's my grandson's daughter.
And you're not my grandson, are you?
Now, let's talk about their dinner.
By the way, what's for dinner today, ma'am?
Ma'am.
This menu is not made by you, ma'am.
It's made by me.
Children often eat it, don't they?
The chef made it for me today.
It's amazing.
What kind of family is this?
You're laughing too much.
It's not because I like it.
Last week, I happened to go to Kageriko, not Cambodia, but Vietnam.
You went there for fun, didn't you?
Yes, I went there for fun and bought various souvenirs.
Today's menu is Vietnamese-style spring rolls, which are super soft and unique.
Let's eat it right away.
This is amazing.
I feel like I'm in Vietnam.
You're talking too fast.
I can't taste Vietnam in Japan anymore.
Next, he's going to eat Vietnamese-style tobacco.
What do you say when you eat it?
I'm good at it.
The deliciousness of Vietnam comes back to me again and again when I think it's delicious.
It's a delicious beef tongue rush.
It has nothing to do with Vietnam.
You're thinking too much.
He looks like he's been hit by a real bullet.
You look amazing.
Let's get back on track and do a shock report with faxi yoza for the last week.
However, there is a shocking ending for this week.
Let's get back on track and do a shock report with faxi yoza for the last week.
However, there is a shocking ending for this week.
Gather around.
What is it?
I can smell faxi yoza.
It spreads in my mouth.
It's...
It's... faxi yoza rain!
Rain?
It's raining.
Don't clap hands.
Look at his face.
It's embarrassing to clap hands.
I can't sleep tonight.
You should say "kosugi" instead of "yoza".
He admitted his mistake.
But there is more shocking fact.
What is it?
You know "kosugi", don't you?
Do you know it?
Did you know it was "kosugi" from the beginning?
I knew it.
It was on TV a lot.
The corner is over.
The most embarrassing fact that has been exposed for a long time.
I knew it.
Especially my last faxi rain was the worst.
I didn't know it at all.
You should cry and go home.