AISubs v3.8.2
Thank you very much for joining us today.
Thank you for coming even though you don't have eyebrows.
It's a human regular.
That's right. I get called a lot.
I can't stand the reaction of eyebrows.
Why?
When you confess your love, you look so happy.
But when you have a love party, you look so sad.
It's only in this show that you can look like this.
That's right.
I don't think you're an idol.
This time...
I like this one better.
Other AKB members like this one better.
You like this one better.
That's right.
I like this one better because I end up taking pictures of something.
It's like a party.
Wow.
It's amazing.
It's like a festival.
There it is.
There it is again.
What?
What kind of para is that?
Why are you saying "para"?
She's angry.
Wow.
This is crazy.
A lot of women are aware of marriage.
It's like you're looking for a partner for marriage.
Can we call in the men now?
Should we stop?
Which one?
Who was it earlier?
There it is.
Even if you say it's all ugly, it's not ugly at all.
It's all ugly.
I'm so nervous.
I'm nervous at the end.
Tonight, we're going to have a love party called "Love Party".
The first love election!
Only by first impression, you can vote for who you like the most.
First Love - Fact or Fiction?
- Why are you going there? - What's going on?
- You all look sexy. - Your faces are sexy.
- You look like you're not wearing clothes. - This is how men are.
- If you were chasing your dreams, you'd be in trouble. - Why?
- I don't want you to chase your dreams now. - I've been chasing my dreams since I was 35.
- For example, you want to be a doctor and you're taking a national exam. - That's fine.
- But if you're in a band, you're in trouble. - That's true.
- As expected of you, you're firm. - Which type of man is AKB-chan?
- You all look cool. - You don't look like you're in exile.
- You don't look like you're in exile. - I'm not in exile.
- Kisatsumi-san, are you a company manager? - I like Kisatsumi-san.
- Wait, are you conscious of the president? - No, I'm not.
- Chikama-san. - I like Chikama-san, too.
- I'm embarrassed, but I'm starting to understand you. - I'm embarrassed, too.
- What about you? - If I were to eliminate you... - If I were to eliminate you, I'd say you two on the right.
- Chikama-san. - Chikama-san.
- You like cute girls, don't you? - Yes, but I'm scared of strong girls.
- And I don't like people with their hair sticking out. - That's scary.
- Now, let's look at the girls. - Morisaki-san is an adult, so she looks like she'll think and act.
- She's strong in the dark. - That's true. - Sato-san.
- She's feminine and firm, and she looks like she can do a lot of things. - I see.
- As expected of you, you have great eyes. - That's true.
- Because you're serious. - That's true.
Here is the first impression poll result.
A.K.A.B. and the most popular Shikano-kun and the oldest, 35-year-old Morisaki-chan have been cut in half!
If you're in first or second place, you don't have many pens yet.
That's right.
So I still can't admit that I'm Shikano-san yet.
Don't betray me!
Cheers to everyone's meeting!
Who's in first place?
Shikano-san!
Wow, this is bad!
It's pretty bad so far.
She's still doing her job.
Shikano-san!
I'm in fourth place.
Fourth place?!
I use social media for marketing.
No way!
You put it in practice?
I use a part-time job called "time card."
I repair and do business with it.
Can I say a little bit about it?
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
I have a sales promotion, but it's only for a month.
That's right.
I've never been cut in half.
I knew it!
When I was in first place, I had my seniors.
That's why I'm in first place.
Don't betray me!
You two are doing your jobs well and you're cool.
Why do you have to come to LAVIPA?
I got engaged.
What?!
I got engaged in March.
What?!
You got engaged?!
Which side?
I just got dumped.
What?!
Why?!
She's also married.
When you're married, you're doing business.
You're doing it for your family.
I feel like I'm doing it for my family.
I want to get engaged, too.
Wow, it's a little different today.
I wanted to ask you something.
What do you want for your wedding gift?
It's cute!
She said it's cute.
Will you let me work for you?
I don't want to change my stance now, so will you support me?
I'm in the wrong position.
You're amazing today!
We're having a talk show!
Those two!
The most popular couple!
The night view is great!
What are you doing now?
I'm doing my gravure work.
You're 35 years old!
35 years old?
I went home for work today.
Actually, I'm wearing a swimsuit inside.
Really?
She did it on purpose!
You don't have to wear it!
Take it off!
I don't!
I'll show you my swimsuit.
What?
Turn on the light!
What's wrong?
I can't run away!
Wait a minute!
What?
What's wrong?
Oh, my God!
What are you doing?
Oh, my God!
You're wearing a swimsuit!
What's your name?
What's my name?
No...
Nettie!
You're amazing!
Hello! Good evening!
Hello!
How is it, Satsumi-kun?
I don't like girls who spend money and then eat it up.
I see.
I always try it.
Try it?
Now, here is a quiz for the AKB members!
After this, President Satsumi will set up a terrible trap for the girls!
What kind of trap did he set up?
What is it?
It's a quiz show!
I'm Hayaoshi!
Hayaoshi!
Yes!
Asking what you want for your birthday.
Ah, that's right!
I see.
So, if you say expensive things, he will aim for money.
That's right.
President Satsumi already knows it.
He already knows how to practice.
On the contrary, what is just right?
For example, if it's a brand bag, will you think it's him?
What is it?
It might be a shoulder slap.
Even elementary school students now have shoulder slaps.
Here it is!
From your armpit, take out a money bag and see if you can eat it or not.
What?
It depends on the thickness of the bag.
Take out the money and pay with cash.
I hate girls who can eat it.
I see.
I always try it.
What do you try?
I ordered a donperi there and I'm thinking of paying with cash on purpose.
I see!
Oh!
Did you do such a thing?
Yes.
President?
Yes.
Is it bad for girls who can eat it or have different eyes?
That's right.
I see.
You are a Satsumi-trap.
I'm learning.
Mayu is correct.
Am I correct?
Yes.
Can you eat it?
Yes, I can't help it.
Thank you very much.
It's just in time.
Can you eat it?
I'm thinking of paying with cash.
Yes.
Wow!
I ordered it.
What?
Is it that expensive?
Yes!
It's the cheapest!
It's cheap!
Isn't it natural?
It's not like it's paid for.
No way!
Look at it!
Isn't it active?
No way!
Look at it!
Even men are looking at it!
What?
You guys are losing your words!
Do you like it?
A big applause!
Let's laugh!
She's kind.
I know, right?
She's kind.
She's a hard worker.
I'm AB.
Oh, AB.
Oh, no.
The person I liked before is also AB.
I don't like the person you liked before.
Why?
It's close to heaven.
To be honest, I'm going to try it today.
I don't like it if I get caught up in it.
What?
I'm scared.
Do you like money?
Money is not white.
I was caught up in it.
I wasn't caught up in it.
You were caught up in it.
No, I wasn't caught up in it.
I was caught up in it.
I'm scared.
What is it?
I wasn't caught up in it.
What?
She said in a low voice, "Do you make that much money?"
I see.
"Don't you have to make that much money?"
Oh, I see.
That's the right answer.
That's what I like about it.
I see.
She'll smile and write it in the end.
Would you like to go there?
Please.
President.
Mr. Takasawa.
It's quiet and dark in here.
It's not lively.
Can I say something straight forward?
Yes.
I thought you were very nice.
Really?
You're cute.
To be honest, I said you were a woman who could make a lot of money.
But you were totally different.
"Does it make sense to spend that much money?"
She said in a low voice.
It's quiet and dark in here.
What do you do for a living?
I don't know.
- Isn't it bad? - Is it work?
- It's good. - It's good.
Let me work for that company!
I'd like you to go by helicopter for about 15 minutes.
If you can't go by helicopter for 15 minutes, I'd like you to go by rocket. Would you like to go with me?
I'd like to go!
I'd like to go to Hong Kong.
I thought I'd like to talk more with Akkun.
- I see. - Akkun?
- But... - Are you still far away?
Maybe I couldn't see everything.
I drew Shikano-san in my first costume.
- It's not good. - It's not good, is it?
- It's not good. - It's not good.
And I feel good with Murisaki-san.
- It suits you! - It suits you!
We still have about an hour.
- I think it's better to talk in two shots. - I think so, too.
- Would you like to wear it? - Would you like to wear it?
- Would you like to wear it? - Stop it!
- You'd better not go! - Really!
- What is it? - No, no, no.
- My shirt is messed up. - Cheers!
Let's wear shirts!
With an iron.
- "Let's wear shirts!" - I'm sorry.
Why do I have to kill you?
"Cheers!"
My job is basically a time card.
We talked about it earlier, too.
Again!
Wow, watermelons look good!
Can I go this way?
- Sato-san? - Sato-san?
I think you've been playing a lot of games.
- Sato-san and... - You look like you've been playing a lot of games.
I don't know which of them I've been playing and which of them I haven't.
Like "Nanmata"?
- "Capture and Release"? - Yes, yes, yes.
- I've played it. - Yes, you have.
- Right? - Yes.
What you've played isn't important.
What?
- There? - What?
- There? - Yes.
- That's important. - That's most important for men.
- For girls, first of all, it's emotions. - Mayu-chan is getting angry.
- This is a bad one. - Oh, is it? - Yes.
- Why are you touching me? - There's always someone massaging you.
- Why are you massaging me? - There's always one or two people massaging you.
- There you go. - There you go.
- Oh, my right leg. - You love Satomi-san so much, don't you?
- Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- What's wrong? - What's this?
- You love me, don't you? - Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- What? - What?
- We're going to have a final vote. - I'd like it to be a little more rough. - Yeah
I agree. - You're right. - You're right. - You're all grown up.
- You're grown up. - I'm tired.
- You're exhausted. - Yeah.
- Morisaki-san, you threw away your gachi-gachi
but you suddenly became a swimsuit. - No
I was scared. - You were scared. - So you put out your own weapon, right?
- But that strategy was a little scary
wasn't it? Because we didn't know what was right. - You're a little strange. - You're right. - You're an AB-type
so you're a little... - Yeah I'm an AB-type
so I don't know much. - Oh
you're an AB-type. - Oh
I see, I'm also an AB-type. - Oh
you're lying! - Yeah!
- With this vote, the number of couples who chose only two pairs is... - Not too many, not too many... - Three pairs! - Oh, it's three pairs!
- The number of couples who chose only two pairs is...
- Three pairs! - Oh, it's three pairs!
- Where is that? - Where are the other couples?
- Might it be somewhere like this? - First, the men...
- Isn't it Nakashima-san?
- That face... - And Honma-san...
The woman who has become a couple with Honma-kun is...
The third couple...
The man is...
Eh? No, Hisatsumi-san?
Isn't it?
Hisatsumi-kun!
Congratulations!
You got used to it, didn't you?
I'm glad you're safe and sound.
You've been doing it right, haven't you?
No, it's probably...
It's getting weird.
Being safe and sound.
Is that so?
I mean, we're just talking about doing it normally.
That's right.
But my eyebrows are getting bigger and bigger.
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
Why are you doing this to me like this?
Hey!
This show...
This show has changed a little.
What's wrong with you?
I feel like I'm going to lose my eyebrows.
That's terrible.