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The second round of "Chaunen King" has been decided!
In our daily life, we often say "Chaunen, Chaunen" because we are Kansai people.
We will show you various "Chaunen" in various situations.
And we will compete for the position of "Chaunen King" of who can show the most beautiful "Chaunen".
What's with that outfit?
Chaunen, Chaunen, Chaunen
The outfit you see on TV. "Chaunen"
"Chaunen" I thought you had a costume.
Even if it's a costume, it's "Chaunen".
What's that?
Buy it at Itami Airport.
Itami, Osaka.
It's Itami Airport's pizza.
That's right! "Chaunen"
Wow!
It's a winning class.
It's decided that "Chaunen King" will win this time.
Chaunen, Chaunen
Tonight, we will have a serious battle to see how "Chaunen" can be used for curry!
What's going on in Yamauchi?
Chaunen, Chaunen
It's the entertainment world.
It's the entertainment world!
It's been two years.
Is it that long ago?
I was a little nervous when we first met.
I haven't done it for two years.
I was a little scared.
I was asked "What are you going to do?" quite early.
I've been around for several weeks.
Last time, Yamana said something I don't know.
Yamana said, "Is it really "Chaunen"?"
It became "Chaunen" like that.
Let's start with the first challenge.
The first stage is "Chaunen" with a scene seen from the car.
Each of you will present Chaunen in a situation you have come up with one by one.
Other challengers will ride in the car and head for the scene.
When the car arrives, present a conceivable story and close it with Chaunen.
The person who presents a beautiful Chaunen that will hit you with Chaunen or not is the winner.
First of all, let's start with Niniyama.
Yes, please.
Do you have a point?
The point is...
I've been looking for it for a week or two, but in the end, among all kinds of Chaunen,
It's a student-type Chaunen.
That's 10,000 yen.
"Strong Chaunen" is also student-type.
Manzai is also student-type.
Chaunen is also student-type.
The origin of Chaunen.
Yes, I went straight.
What is the situation that Niniyama came up with and hit you with Chaunen or not?
Well, it's a scene seen from Niniyama's car.
Yes, yes.
I'm looking forward to it.
Here we go. Please open the card.
Yes.
Oh, there's something.
There's something hanging.
Isn't that Sayaka's Niniyama?
It's hanging.
Oh, here it is.
I thought it was me.
You said it was money now.
No, no, no, no.
Give it to me.
It's money.
It's hanging so much.
Please stop it.
It's hanging so much.
Please take it off.
Stop it.
That's nice.
That's it.
That's great.
Thank you.
Good luck!
Thank you!
It's taken a lot.
No, no, it's not.
It's a stretch material.
It's over.
You are tough.
Chownen of Iiyama, wasn't it good?
Wasn't it good?
Chownen, wasn't it good?
It's simple.
It's straightforward. Thank you.
It's easy to understand.
You shouldn't have worn clothes like that in the opening.
That's right.
You were interested in it.
I was interested in it.
It's more interesting to wear a T-shirt I bought in Hitami Airport than a stretch material roof.
Next, what situation makes you want to talk about Chownen and Arahenga?
I'm looking forward to it.
Chownen looks good on you.
Huh?
He's not here.
He looks like Cobra Twist.
He's fighting.
What's wrong?
What are you doing?
What's this?
Did you do it all?
No, I didn't.
What's in that bag?
Huh?
Let me see it.
No, I didn't.
What's in the bag?
Are you a heavy-duty Thunder Liger?
No, I'm not.
Then try it on.
No, I'm not.
Hurry up.
You are a heavy-duty Thunder Liger.
No, I'm not.
Then take off your clothes.
No, I'm not.
Take off your clothes.
It's the same.
No, I'm not.
It's a Liger.
It's a real heavy-duty Thunder Liger.
I don't know it, but it's bald.
Time's up!
But it was a nice young man.
It was a nice young man.
He was good at wrestling.
It's a Liger.
No, I'm not.
I can't deceive you.
No, I'm not.
Are you Mr. Nakaoka?
No, I'm not.
You are Mr. Nakaoka, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
The young man just now is a young man.
I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
It's difficult.
The first stage to suffer Mr. Nakaoka.
What kind of young man will Mr. Yamauchi show?
Mr. Yamauchi's vehicle looks like a young man.
Let's open the curtain.
It stands alone.
What is it standing alone?
Is it a tree or a bird?
It stands alone.
What is it?
It's amazing.
What is it?
It looks like a Matrix.
No, it's not.
It has a lot of seeds.
The end.
Wow!
You think there's something wrong with it, don't you?
You think there's something wrong with it, but you say there's nothing wrong with it.
That's right.
No, no.
There's something wrong with it.
That's right.
It's not floating.
I really want you to say it as soon as possible.
No, no.
I want to see it more.
You're lying!
The second stage is "chaunen den nori kirei"!
From now on, you will go to fake program meetings with female guests who do not know anything in order.
There, you will challenge how well you can show your "chaunen" when a woman suspicious of you takes strange actions and overcome the situation.
Looking at you now, I'm a little worried, but are you okay?
"Chaunen" "Chaunen"
I didn't think it would be like that.
First of all, Mr. Nakaoka.
The person who will have Mr. Nakaoka take strange actions is this person.
Oh, beautiful.
Yes, this is Marupi-chan, who has just debuted for the second year.
Wow, it's the second year.
Here is what Mr. Nakaoka will do to this Marupi- chan.
She will appear with a private bag of a female guest.
This is scary.
It's not "chaunen" that you brought with you.
It's not "chaunen".
She brought a private bag from her own dressing room and entered the room.
Will she be able to overcome the situation with "chaunen" even if she is suspected of being suspicious of her?
Don't hang it up so low.
Excuse me.
Good morning, Mr. Nakaoka.
Nice to meet you.
Can I say hello to you?
Not at all.
Oh, really?
Excuse me.
Nice to meet you.
I saw you.
I will definitely beat you.
She is really good at it.
Thank you for having me.
What do you usually do for a living?
Recently, I started doing this job.
Recently, I started playing basketball.
It's getting exciting, isn't it?
It's great, isn't it?
I've been talking like this all the time, but that's my bag.
You're interested in it, aren't you?
I'm happy.
There's a lot of stuff in there.
Basketball.
This is also from Akatsuki Japan, isn't it?
Did you buy it there?
I don't have it there, but...
It's like you have everything you need.
I'm scared.
Do you have a memo?
It's embarrassing.
She's smiling.
Do you have a fan?
She's good at it.
It's like you have everything you need.
As a fan...
That's right.
It's like you have everything you need.
Do you have everything you need?
She has everything she needs.
It's like you have everything you need.
She has a bag in front of her.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
I'm close with the manager.
Is he one of us?
I see.
It's embarrassing that you know so much about me.
It's not like that.
I'm scared of being on TV.
I'm scared of doing bad things.
Was it okay?
It's embarrassing.
- What's in it? - It's not in it, it's sunglasses.
Um...UV...
It suits you! It really suits you!
It really suits you!
- Why are you getting excited? - What's in it?
- This is...
- Is it too obvious and you're getting carried away? - I'm getting carried away.
- Yes. - Is she done?
She's leaving now.
Are you done?
How is it?
She didn't get carried away.
She didn't get carried away at all.
She made a weird sound at the end.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
Was there something weird about it?
Ms. Nakaoka was weird in every way.
She's weird in every way.
This time, we're not going to talk about you.
After doing weird things on the show,
we're going to make excuses and see how well you can handle it.
- I didn't get carried away. - You didn't get carried away?
You said you're good friends with your manager.
I didn't know this agency was an amusement park agency.
It's over there.
Next up is Niiyama.
Who is he going to prank?
It's Sakurazaku46's Ozonei-chan.
She's going to prank Niiyama.
I've never met her before.
You've never met her before?
She laughs a lot and is a good girl.
She's funny and can do anything.
Here's what Niiyama is going to do.
She's going to take a picture of herself.
This is crazy.
She might not open up her heart for this project in the future.
She's going to get over it.
When you think you've gotten over it, you can leave.
If you haven't gotten over it, don't come out.
Even if you haven't gotten over it, there are times when you can get over it later.
There are times when you can get over it.
Even if you couldn't get over it once, you can get over it again.
Will Niiyama be able to get over this situation?
Excuse me.
Nice to meet you. I'm Niiyama of Sayaka.
First of all, your clothes and your room are scary.
Thank you.
What's scary about it?
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Not at all.
Do you have anything to say?
It's been four years since I joined.
In the early days of my live performance, I was a memo character who wrote down all kinds of nonsense.
A memo character?
Yes.
I haven't done it in a while.
But when I was introduced on various programs, I was like, "I'm the memo character, Ozuna Rei."
You still have a little bit of it left.
That's right.
I see.
You're good at it.
Why did you quit being a memo character?
Are you asking me?
Yes.
Is it an inside story? Is it an outside story?
No, it's not.
It's not.
I have to do it.
Yes.
Five thousand sheets a day?
It's not a project, it's a contract.
Five thousand sheets?
That's right.
With some company.
You can do it.
How do you do it?
Memo is...
It's like you quit at some point.
Do you know what it is?
It's like you quit at some point.
She's laughing.
It's like you quit at some point.
What's wrong?
Well...
She's laughing.
She's in despair.
She's laughing.
She's laughing so hard that she can't speak.
Look at the leaves.
Take off the microphone.
Look at the leaves.
You can sleep if you look at the leaves.
What are you doing now?
You are Chao Den King.
For some reason, Ozono-non enters the laughing pot and is convinced that he has completely overcome Chao Den.
Here, he will take even bolder action.
Can I use it for real? Can I ask the manager?
Are you okay?
I doubt it.
Is it real?
You haven't overcome it at all.
I doubt it.
I'll turn it off as soon as it starts.
I'll turn it off and go to bed.
But it's not like that.
I haven't overcome it at all.
It's weird. I'm not supposed to take a picture of it.
She's being very cautious of you.
Picture, picture, picture.
She's writing something.
She's taking a picture of you.
She's taking notes.
She has to say it.
When it finally goes like "Please let me in," you have to overcome it.
You have to overcome it.
You have a picture-taking purpose.
I was about to go out of the office, but at the end I really went out of the office.
I couldn't make it in time.
I was about to go out of the office.
You were talking about the office in the afternoon and you were saying "don't break it, don't break it, don't break it."
No, it wasn't like that.
It was really dark.
When I was going to talk from the office.
Now, let's talk about the story.
What did you think when you first got caught?
I'm definitely getting caught.
You haven't gotten over it at all.
You haven't gotten over it.
You said you'd get 5,000 and cancel 5,000 contracts to get over it.
I don't think so.
But it says something in the paper.
Something in the paper.
I thought I had to tell the manager.
What does it say?
Photos, videos, two-shots, a contract with a mobile company.
Write it down.
The last one is dangerous.
Two people of the idol group "Ochadouma" will do it.
What will happen in "Chauden"?
The quarrel between the program AP and "Wakarebanashi" will begin.
This is...
By the way, this person will play the role of the program AP.
Thank you.
No, it's real.
You are the program AP, right?
Yes, I am.
I have a great feeling of AP.
I'm happy.
I'm excited.
What is your plan, Yamauchi-san?
I don't have a plan at all.
I'm surprised even though there are only two of us.
That's enough.
Ken-chan, you idiot!
After this, Yamauchi will devote himself to "Chauden"!
Ken-chan, you idiot!
"Wakarebanashi" with the program staff.
Will Yamauchi be able to overcome "Chauden" successfully?
He doesn't talk at all in the dressing room.
He is such a fool.
Thank you for your hard work.
We will be on standby in about 15 minutes.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm in a bad mood since this morning.
What's wrong with you?
No, I'm not in a bad mood.
I'm fine.
Ken-chan...
Did you have a cough?
No, I didn't.
You look like you have a cough.
You suddenly got cold.
Let's go to a restaurant.
It's better not to go.
Let's go over there.
Eri Poyo...
Eri Twin...
They call me by my name.
Will you spend the night with me?
Today...
I said "family" and "food"...
That's enough.
Ken-chan, you idiot!
You're going to get away with it, aren't you?
No, no, no.
I'm letting it flow when I'm being hit.
Not at all.
No, no, no.
I'm letting it flow.
No, no, no.
Family is the most important thing for me.
Me too!
You're going to get away with it, aren't you?
What do you think of me now?
No, no, no.
Really...
I like my wife the most.
Why are you making excuses for these girls?
Even if you say that...
I don't have anything to say about it.
Thank you.
What do you mean?
I'm a photographer.
I've been working in a swimsuit lately.
Yonemura-chan, you look like you're naked.
That's hard, isn't it?
It's my job, so you have to understand it.
She's mad.
Yonemura-chan is mad.
She's really mad.
She's like, "What?"
She's mad at me.
She looks like she's going to laugh.
Yonemura-chan is mad.
She looks like she's going to laugh.
That's not it!
What is this guy?
What is this?
I'm out of breath.
Then...
With these concerns...
- We're recording. - Don't do it on your own!
- We're trying to solve it. - Why did you hang up just now?
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- Did you cut your hair? - What are you two talking about?
- Yeah. - That's right.
- Yonemura-chan is depressed.
- Yonemura-chan is mad at you.
- Yeah, look. She's only looking down.
- She's really looking down.
- Entertainment world. - It's the entertainment world.
- It's the entertainment world!
- After this, will Yabanchi's private life be revealed?!
- From now on, we will broadcast with the sponsor you are watching.
- Chaunen, Chaunen.
- When you said you like your wife the most, what did you think?
- No, no, I thought you were lying.
- See, Fuwappa-chan thought so, too. - She thought so.
- She had that face.
- After you said "Chaunen", you're silent for about 30 seconds every time.
- There's a time when you're looking at each other without saying anything.
- Eh, you really don't know? - You really don't know?
- You know that person, right?
- No, I don't know that person. - No, you don't know that person.
- Chaunen.
- There's something like that, too!
- Next time on "I'm Not Scared Even If I Get Angry",
- Who is the No. 1 slanderous entertainer?!
- Eh, can I act?
- That's...
- That's an insult!