AISubs v3.5
It's your fault, Sensei.
Good boy, good boy.
We'll fight for sure. We'll fight for sure.
T-shirt?!
It's not a T-shirt!
A new race will be held to compete in the classic downhill race at the live show!
Wait a minute!
Huh?
Kenji is wearing this.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!
Why...
What the hell is that?!
Why is it coming out of both mouths?!
Chocoplander!
This time's project is downhill racing in the open field!
A new show race will be held in the open field where young comedians perform comedy shows and such!
Satoh-san, you've been watching young people's downhill races lately, haven't you?
Yes, there was a show race for young people, and I participated in it as a judge.
I was doing it there, and it was kind of fun.
By the way, do you know what "downhill" is, Satoh- kun?
I know it for now.
Oh, you know it?
I know it.
Really?
Lately, it's like...
It's like a downhill race where you fight like a demon.
There's a lot of downhill races that start with a fight.
Like Dachou-san fighting and kissing like this.
I have one, too.
What do you mean you have one?
You don't have one now, do you?!
What do you mean?!
I'll show you.
No, you don't.
Why not?! I'll show you!
No, you don't have to show me!
What are you doing, you bastard?!
I said you don't have to show me!
You bastard!
His face! His last face!
It's kind of... not like you.
It only happens when I'm in trouble.
Hey, you know...
What?!
Stop it!
Okay, let's get started.
His fifth year of acting career.
He's a goldfish captain.
It's a fight downhill race that ends with a sad ending.
Here we go!
Hey, you're late today, aren't you?
No, I'm late today, but you're always late.
I'm talking about today.
No, I'm late today, but you're always late.
No, you're always late.
You're always late.
You're late today.
What?
Stop it.
I broke it again.
I saw this.
Oh, I see.
This is how it started.
That's right.
Was it really the worst?
No, it was so shocking that I want to watch it again right now.
It's tough, isn't it?
I want to watch it again.
But I think it's pretty difficult.
It's difficult.
We were doing judo, so we can do it easily because we can get acceptance letters.
I don't want to do it here. It's pretty painful.
It's pretty painful.
But I usually did it on the stage of "Rumire".
Really?
That's why it was shocking.
It's amazing.
I thought the environment was amazing.
When I fell down today, I thought, "What am I going to say?"
I broke it again.
This environment is amazing.
Let's move on.
Next is the fifth year of his career.
When you take something out of the box at 9 a.m., you can do it easily.
Oh, this is it.
It's like a lottery or something like that.
This is it.
Here you go.
Then I'll go to the lottery.
Iino, I'm counting on you.
Wait a minute.
What?
There's a gun in here.
A gun?
There's a gun in here.
Wait a minute.
Can I take it out?
No, no, no.
Why is it a gun from space?
Why is it a gun that comes out of two mouths?
It's usually like this.
Wow!
This is a lot of work.
There was still one.
It's called "Space Gun".
I didn't know about that.
Next up is Soi Sosu with his 7th year of acting career.
It's a story about how it's okay for partners to fail.
Here you go!
I failed...
Alright! I'll do my best!
"I'll do my best"?! Why?!
It's not funny at all!
You really can't do anything!
You're a piece of shit!
You don't have to say it like that!
You don't have to cry like that!
I love this kind of stuff.
I want it so bad.
Even if it doesn't go well at all...
You can start anywhere.
I couldn't imagine it would go like this.
I didn't think it would go like this.
You can't do that, can you?
It's like a movie directed by Tarantino.
You can't predict it, can you?
I couldn't predict it would go like this.
Alright! Let's move on.
Next up is Naitin Game Dance with his 7th year of acting career.
It's a story about how you can do anything when you can't do anything.
Here you go!
It's like a dream.
Yeah, it's like a dream.
Here you go!
Don't you have a bad attitude?
You're the one with a bad attitude!
What's with you?
Are you fighting?
You're a good fighter!
I'm sorry, but we're fighting for real, so I'm taking my glasses off.
Please.
Hey, you!
It's me! It's me!
I took my glasses off!
What's wrong with you?
Aren't they gyalsore's glasses?
Why are you wearing gyalsore's glasses?
I hate this!
It's like a double-edged sword!
It's awesome!
Sato-kun, what did you think of it?
I have a story like that.
You have a story like that?
We all have a story like that.
When we were doing something together, one of us said "I don't want to do it."
And it became a bit of a quarrel.
And I said, "If you do it," the fans and the members said together, "You can do it!"
That's amazing.
So I'm going to change that from tomorrow.
I don't want to do it.
Let's get permission first.
Now, let's move on.
Next is my 10th year of acting career.
It's called "Isn't It Wonderful?"
When you're about to take off your clothes, you can do it.
Here you go!
You gained weight earlier.
No, it's not like that.
You gained weight.
No, it hasn't changed.
Take it off.
No, it's not like that.
You gained a lot of weight.
No, it's normal for me.
Stand up straight.
My nipples are off.
What is this?!
It's true!
I want to use my body for this.
Yoshino's body is like that, so you can do it.
This is impossible for others.
You sold out!
I sold out?!
No, but isn't that amazing?!
I've never seen someone like that before.
I've never seen anyone like that.
Now, we've seen one by one,
but if you have something you'd like to see...
Ms. Otono.
Yes, first of all, Mr. Kingyo Wanchou.
The one who collapsed.
I want to see it again!
It was too shocking.
Mr. Kinkyo Wanchou's...
Even though it's only that much, it could have a sad ending.
Please show us!
Wow, you really saw it.
You ate my bed in my dressing room, didn't you?
No way! I was starving and you ate it!
I wanted to eat it!
No, I'm not saying you should eat it!
I was starving and you ate it!
I don't like the DVD you broke, but...
Someone, play with me!
You've done it a few times a day, haven't you?
That's dangerous.
I wish you'd stopped already.
I've done it about three times a day.
Let's ask Tom Brown about it.
Yes.
I'm involved in a game that tells Los Angeles in detail.
What does that mean?
I don't know what it means.
You don't know what it means?
Let's take a look at it.
Yes.
I'm involved in a game that tells Los Angeles in detail.
Here you go.
Hello!
I'm Yasu and Nakano Natalty.
I'm Nakano Natalty!
I'm sorry, Nakano.
When you say my full name, you tend to step forward.
I'm sorry about that.
How about you, Koenji Natalty?
Koenji, Sobu Prefecture, Nakano.
I'm Nakano Natalty!
You come back to Nakano, don't you?
I'm sorry about that.
How about you, Shibuya Natalty?
Shibuya, Yamanote, Shinjuku, Shinjuku, Sobu Prefecture, Nakano.
I'm Nakano Natalty!
You come back to Nakano.
I'm sorry about that.
How about you, Yokohama Natalty?
Yokohama, Ferry, Atami.
Atami, Tokaido, Tokyo, Tokyo, Chiyo Prefecture, Nakano.
I'm Nakano Natalty!
You should use it like you're facing Shinjuku.
I'm sorry about that.
What's with you?
You're just messing with people.
You should do something yourself.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm serious about fighting.
I'll run away with my glasses.
Hey, you!
What's with you?
I'm sorry about that.
What's with those glasses?
I'm sorry about that.
I'm serious about fighting.
I'm sorry about that.
Can you come back from anywhere?
That's right.
I'd like to do that.
Hey, hey...
He's back.
Can you come back from anywhere?
Thank you.
Can you come back from anywhere?
Hey, Sato-kun...
What about you, Ikebukuro Natalty?
Ikebukuro, Yamanote, Shinjuku, Shinjuku, Sobu Prefecture, Nakano, Nakano Natalty!
He's back!
Can you come back to Uguistan Natalty?
Uguistan, Yamanote, Shinjuku, Shinjuku, Sobu Prefecture, Nakano, Nakano Natalty!
Shinsosei Airport.
Taking a taxi from Shinsosei Airport to Nakano, Nakano Natalty!
It's unfair!
This kind of thing can happen in the second half of the game.
It's good.
Thank you very much.
By the way, what do you think of it?
I really want to see Yoshino-kun of "Isn't it wonderful?" again.
It doesn't have to be that.
It's like "the outcome of a fight is decided faster than you think."
"Isn't it wonderful?" "The outcome of a fight is decided faster than you think."
Let's watch it.
Why are you late?
Women are late, too.
Why are you doing the opposite?
You do it, too.
Why do I do it?
Why do you do it?
Because you killed me.
I'm not Tsutsubika.
I don't have a sense of resistance.
I'm happy road.
You're amazing.
I didn't know that.
I love you so much.
Is there anything else you haven't seen?
"Goldfish Banquet"?
"Rock-paper-scissors"?
I haven't seen it.
The outcome of a fight is decided faster than you think.
Shall we decide it with rock-paper-scissors?
Let's decide it with rock-paper-scissors.
Okay.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Let's decide it with rock-paper-scissors.
You're a little tall.
You're not doing well at all.
You're weird.
What are you going to do?
What?
Let's fight.
What do you mean?
Did you plan it?
It's your fault.
You're a good guy.
Let's fight.
A-shirt?
It's not a T-shirt.
A-shirt?
What is it?
I haven't seen it.
What is it?
How was it, Ozora-san?
The A-shirt I was wearing earlier...
I don't know if it's off or not.
I think the other side of the A-shirt is off.
I don't know if it's off or not.
I'd like to see if it's off even with the A-shirt on.
I don't know if it's off even with the A-shirt on.
I don't know if it's off or not.
This program was brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
What's with this T-shirt?
This side is off!
Hey, lean over here!
This side is off!
Over here!
Amazing.
Is it off?
How was it, Sato-kun?
I don't have enough time.
I'd like to see it for about an hour.
Everyone, please come out!
How was it?
It was fun!
Thank you!
Amazing.
Huh?
That's how you slack off during the Zoom meeting!
Amazing.
Let's go!
You only slack off here, don't you?
You slack off!
You slack off everywhere!
It seems like Sato-kun's greeting wasn't very pleasant.
I'm sorry!
He's too unpleasant!
You're kidding me, you bastard!
That hurts!
It's not a manzai play!
Everyone's laughing so hard it's getting hot in here!
I'm sorry!
I'm happy with both of you!
How many are there?
Yoshi doesn't stand out, does he?
Are you making fun of me?
I'm not making fun of you.
Are you making fun of me?
What are you doing?
Why are you doing this?
It's amazing, isn't it?
Now, I'd like to decide the MVP of this game.
Would you like to decide it, Ms. Ozono?
Yes.
Now, the MVP is...
Isn't she lovely?
Are you sure?
Yes.
Wow!
What's wrong?
Chocoplanter has been selected as the MVP of this game!
What's going on?
"Chocoplanter" will be aired on Wednesday night at midnight from October!