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Don't be like me, professor Shikujiri!
Life alone can lead you to hell, special!
Standing in this group is Okura Shimon, who married Micho Pa last year.
I said "Pa" and it's not "Okura Shimon", it's "Okura Himon"!
Shikujiri, who married Micho Pa before marriage, is also crazy!
Excuse me!
No work and no savings!
High-quality rent and talents!
Shikujiri is hiding his work and savings!
He is about to propose!
Shikujiri is about to propose for the first time!
Let's start the class!
I'm actually crazy about Shikujiri, so I'm here to teach you today.
You're happy, right?
I'm living a happy life now, but behind that, I'm crazy about Shikujiri!
Before I proposed to Micho Pa in 2020, I was like this.
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No work and no savings!
High-quality rent and talents!
I didn't know that!
And this was the biggest problem at that time!
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This is serious!
He was hiding his work and savings from Micho Pa!
Right before you proposed?
Right before I proposed!
That's crazy!
Isn't it the first time you're saying it on TV?
It's the first time, and I think of it as a lesson for my soul.
Today, I'm going to tell you everything.
A lesson for your soul!
Think of it as a lesson for your soul and listen!
I'm sure of it!
Why did I make such a mistake?
It's because I'm such a mischievous person.
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"I'll manage on my own" is the catchphrase.
But...
When it came out in society, it didn't work at all.
The solo models who are young and successful now,
YouTubers, TikTokers, and people who are popular on reality shows...
They're succeeding on their own now, but it's really dangerous.
That's convincing!
Scary!
When I was in a really bad situation, I had Michopa's support,
and I was able to escape from being left behind.
In other words, if it weren't for Michopa, I would have ended up like this!
Misogyy!
I would have ended up like this!
If it weren't for Michopa, I would have ended up like this!
Now that I think about it, it's because of Michopa that I haven't fallen completely and haven't rotten.
I'm here now, but I'm not in a cage.
Michopa is amazing!
As a result of continuing his entertainment activities just by riding,
Okura Sensei, whose savings and work became zero just before marrying Michopa,
Why did you think you could succeed just by riding?
Let's take a look at the root of your failure from an early age!
In the first place, why did I become the personality to push forward just by riding?
It's because I was like this in school when I was in elementary and middle school.
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Studying first, sports first, cute face first.
I see!
It's here! It's here!
At that time, I was shorter than anyone else.
Rather than being handsome, I was popular for being cute.
Rather than trying hard, I had good skills and could do anything,
so I ended up with the personality of "I can do it just by riding."
That's right.
My dream for the future at this time would be to become an elementary school teacher.
From my mother, who was an educator, I was also a proud son.
Wow!
Does it feel like your dream came true?
It's just a slip of the tongue.
As a teacher with a slip of the tongue...
Well, well, well...
This is not a school.
This is the farthest place from a school.
By the way, the high school where I graduated is on the next page.
Kyoto Furitsu Nanyo High School Science Research Department.
The score is 68.
68 points!
After graduating from Kyoto Furitsu Nanyo High School,
in order to become a dreamy elementary school teacher,
I will go to a local Kyoto university.
However, I will make a mistake for the first time here.
On the next page...
University?
What is it?
Wow! I was surprised!
Wow!
That's fast!
What? Are you angry?
I'm already pissed off.
I'll make up for my first mistake.
The next page... University? What is it? Wow! I was surprised!
The passing time is one way and you can't stand for 100 minutes and you're suspended for 3 months.
Wow! That's fast!
That's right. I thought I could pass this 100 minutes on my own, but it was impossible.
But it takes 100 minutes from Kyoto to Kyoto, doesn't it?
Yes.
But it's a distance to live alone.
I didn't think about it at all.
What? Are you angry?
I'm already pissed off.
Where? Where are you pissed off?
That's fast!
It's scary, isn't it?
It's fast this time!
It's because you don't know it at all.
Now, I'm suspended because I'm aiming for a university in Tokyo.
University!
You're going to a different place again.
I can't spend 100 minutes anymore. This university is different.
If you go to Tokyo, you'll be alone, right?
Then you can't be alone in Kyoto, right?
I really don't want to go from country to country.
You don't want to go from country to country.
I've been thinking about it for three months that I can't stay in Kyoto as it is.
There was also a reason why I wanted to go to Tokyo like that.
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Whatever it is, I want to be famous in Tokyo.
You say it in a good way.
I also have a longing for the entertainment world that I want to be famous in Tokyo.
I went to a preliminary school for a year and passed the Japanese university and became a professor.
And as soon as I became a professor, for the first time in my life, I walked on Omotesando.
Then it turned out like this.
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Wow, that's amazing.
I was scouted immediately and made my debut as a reader model.
As I was walking on Omotesando, there was a magazine called "Popteen" that scouted me.
I was called out and appeared in the magazine.
That's how I became popular and I've been invited to the magazine many times.
That's amazing.
By the way, I met 14-year-old Micho Pan, who was always at "Popteen" at this time.
I was 14 years old and in the second year of middle school.
Since then, we haven't been seniors or juniors, but we've been talking as friends.
Micho Pan, who joined "Popteen" as a junior high school student at this time,
became famous because a girl like Shimon Okura joined "Popteen".
Micho Pan, who was in the second year of middle school, made his debut.
By the way, JinJin, how do you feel about me making my debut?
Well, you know...
You used to be popular.
You used to be popular. Stop it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You used to be popular.
No, no, no.
You used to be popular.
Don't say it like that.
At that point...
JinJin, you think like that, don't you?
No, I don't. I think I've been quiet lately.
Shut up!
You've been quiet.
It's like you're self-restraining.
One and a half years after my debut, I became like this.
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I had a big break as a couple model with my girlfriend at the time.
Did you?
Yes, I did.
At this time, I became very popular as a couple that everyone in the team envied.
I think there are quite a few couple YouTubers in the world's media now,
but I think it was because of that running.
That's right.
At that time, I posted my private life on my SNS every day.
At this time, I won first place in a handsome man survey chosen by girls in middle school and high school.
I can't stop my spirit.
So even at that time, I thought, "Wow, I can make a living by riding."
I can't help but look forward to the fall of Kirigirisu, where Kirigirisu is located in Kirigirisu, isn't it?
That's right.
Thank you for your patience, everyone.
From now on?
From now on, I will fail!
After working as a popular couple model for a year and a half, it will be like this.
On the next page...
A year and a half later...
I broke up with my girlfriend. I'm sick of it and I'm graduating alone.
You graduated because you're sick of it?
Isn't it your job?
I met you in a magazine and you and I have been appearing together for a long time.
The magazine is also a woman's magazine.
That's right.
Now I'm going to make a difference in the entertainment world.
Oh, you're thinking about it now.
At that time, I was confident that I would do well in the entertainment world.
That's because of this reason.
On the next page...
Yes, I'm a talkative person who is one of the best in the world.
I'll make you laugh on a variety show.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm excited.
Ms. Okura decided to change from a reader model to a talent model with an easy mindset.
However...
She has failed many times in the entertainment world.
She doesn't have a job and she doesn't have any savings.
She's going to live an exclusive life.
From now on, she's going to do business based on her experience of failing.
When I was 22 years old in 2015, I was called to various programs because of my popularity.
At the same time as Nicole Fushita came out, I appeared in a variety show.
On the next page...
How was it?
I can't speak at all and sometimes I can't speak at all.
That's the most painful thing.
It's painful.
In this way, I, who doesn't use talk at all in a variety show, came up with a strategy.
That's on the next page.
I'm going to make a stupid statement with an easy mindset.
I see.
I have that image.
As a representative of the easy-minded generation...
At that time, offers came in a set with Nicole Fushita.
That's right. I didn't know you were smart.
If you make a stupid statement to your seniors as a representative of the easy-minded generation without revealing your past at all,
the staff will praise you.
It was a strategy.
You found it.
Did you have a strategy when you appeared in a variety show?
At first, I tried to make a stupid statement to my seniors as a representative of the easy-minded generation without revealing my past at all.
It's not a strategy. It's a stupid statement, isn't it?
I do it as it is, but sometimes I make a stupid statement to my seniors as a representative of the easy-minded generation without revealing my past at all.
There is such a thing.
In the past...
There is such a thing.
For example...
What do you mean by "easy-minded gal"?
For example, even if I say "I'm happy", it doesn't sound like a gal if I say "I'm very happy", so I say "I'm really happy like an elephant".
Apologize to the elephant.
I'm embarrassed.
Apologize to the elephant.
I'm so embarrassed.
I started to get along with a relaxed character.
When I was 23 years old, something like this happened in my private life.
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I started dating secretly with Michopa.
When you were 23 years old.
Who confessed first?
It wasn't like "Please take care of me".
We gradually met in our private life.
We met once, twice, three, four times a week in our private life.
That's how we got along.
The first day we kissed was our anniversary.
That's why we set it up like that.
I'm jealous.
At that time, Michopa was free and stayed at home all the time.
I was very busy for a year without a break.
I was so excited and turned into a talent.
I had a little break with a relaxed character.
On top of that, I went out with Michopa and thought I was in full swing.
This is what happens to me.
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I went around a variety show and didn't repeat it.
My relaxed character also forced himself to do it at the barbecue place, so it didn't end up being his own.
Michopa is already his own.
He had a side of him that was purely stupid.
I see. He couldn't win.
At first, I went out with Michopa.
Michopa was the only one who sold out.
I was like, "Oh, they're doing that show again, but they didn't call me and went out with Michopa."
That kind of sad time started.
I lost my job in a variety show.
I got carried away and came up with this idea again.
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This is not good.
I thought I could do it if I was an actor.
Everyone says that an actor has a long life.
As an actor, I wanted to do my best, so I switched from being a talent to an actor with a light heart.
I hate you.
I'm still here.
I hate you.
I hate you, Okura.
I hate you, Sora-kun.
My first drama was "Problematic Restaurant" starring Yoko Maki.
I did my best and felt the response, so I was curious about the voice on the Internet.
When I searched for "ego search" on okurashimon, the result was the following page.
My acting was so bad that I was embarrassed.
My acting was too stiff.
My speech was bad and my lines were too stiff.
My lines were too stiff and I stood out.
I thought the voice actor would say this person's name.
I saw a lot of comments that copied the voice of the Internet.
There are a lot of "stiff" lines.
"Stiff" lines are too many.
Around 2016, when I was struggling as an actor, there was a big disaster in my life.
It's on the next page.
It's here!
I see.
"Michoppa" was a huge hit.
This is a tough life.
When I was struggling in the entertainment world, "Michoppa" was a huge hit.
This is tough.
I really didn't like it.
It was fast, wasn't it?
Since then, I haven't been able to watch "Michoppa" for two years.
Yes.
It was a little painful for me.
It was also a situation where I couldn't watch it.
Didn't you say "Michoppa" before and made it popular?
Didn't you say "Michoppa" before and make it popular?
No, it was too much.
It's sad.
It's painful.
It's sad.
In such a situation, I will appear in a drama called "Tomodachi Game".
We all go to Tochigi Prefecture for about a month.
We finished shooting at one o'clock in the morning and gathered at five in the morning the next day.
Don't you want to go home and sleep early?
The co-stars Ryo Yoshizawa and Yoki Yamada and I stayed up for a long time.
Every night, we cut down on sleeping time and talked about reading the script and acting.
Let's do it in Shimon's room today.
That's where the script reading starts for two hours.
I slept for about two hours every day.
That's not enough!
At that time, I always thought like this.
I want to go to bed now.
Actors are not a world where you can do it on your own.
Thinking like that, I felt like it was a bad world if I did it somehow.
I decided to quit being an actor in this work.
And I don't have a variety show or an actor anymore.
As a result, this is what happens to me.
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I'm 27 years old and I don't have any savings.
I live an exclusive life with a lot of rent.
Here it is.
Just before I proposed to Michopa, I had almost no job and I was exclusive.
You didn't live with him at that time?
We lived right before we lived together.
Just before you lived with him?
Just before you lived with him.
So you haven't been found out yet?
No.
In 2021, I was in a state of seclusion like that.
Sometimes it's thanks to me.
At bad times, I hate myself for being in charge of the agency.
Before I turn 30 years old, I want to do it by myself.
I quit the agency and become free.
However, at that timing, the worst incident happens.
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A weekly magazine scoops up Michopat's work.
When it was taken, I thought it was over.
Michopat was also in the middle of a back sale, so I was worried about what to do if I bothered him.
The flow of the day when the weekly magazine scooped up is on the next page.
I also quit the office, so I got a call from the previous manager before I left and found out about the scoop.
I thought it was completely over, so I jumped in the car while being very upset and said, "Let's meet up at home now," and we met up at home.
I came home in a panic state and the moment I met Michopat, I was told this.
On the next page, I laughed a lot and said, "I can't play anymore," and I got a big bowl.
It's cool!
What is it?
I thought, "Does such a word come out at this timing?"
At this time, I thought, "I can't let go of this girl anymore," and I was conscious of marriage.
And in October 2022, I got married to Michopat on the next page.
It's similar.
It's really similar.
I will appear as a couple more and more, and if I ask Michopat for advice, he will say the right thing.
However, as long as I don't ask for that advice from here, he won't say it from there.
It's done!
It's a woman!
This is the first time he's said it to me when I asked for it or relied on it.
I think it's nice that he doesn't say anything even if he thinks of something else.
What kind of advice will you give me?
When I met Yamauchi-san of Kamai-tachi, right before we got married,
Yamauchi-san loved Michopat and gave him hundreds of thousands of wild plants as a gift to the house where we lived.
However, he gave it to me assuming that Michopat wasn't living there.
After that, we got married.
I met Yamauchi-san and asked Michopat what I should do.
He said, "I want to talk about wild plants. Thank you."
I said, "I'm sorry, Yamauchi-san. Our wild plants are growing well. Thank you."
He got really angry and said, "If I knew you were there, I wouldn't have given it to you!"
It was a laugh of a hundred percent.
That's amazing!
Now, I'm going to say what I want to say to myself in the past as my last lesson.
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Don't get carried away. It's really only now.
The only way to succeed is in the beginning.
If it works, it will never work in society.
The agency that has the talent of the Z generation.
I want to say to the people of the agency, too.
It will definitely disappear.
As it is now.
It will definitely disappear.
The president is shaking.
All of the Z generation, do it!
It's important for it to sell.
For example, there are many girls who appear in love and reality programs and have recently increased their followers by hundreds of thousands.
At that time, I graduated high school and was thinking of going to college.
But I quit going to college and said I would do my best in entertainment and my eyes are shining.
I think you should put that feeling together and play it and take it with you forever.
Otherwise?
Otherwise, it will definitely...
Disappear.
It will really disappear.
I'm laughing, but my soul is like this now.
I'm also careful. I didn't laugh at all.
That's right.
To say this much,
It's been 13 years since I started this job.
As the first reader model,
I was the precursor of influencers today.
I'm proud of it.
I've seen hundreds of influencers and reader models.
Everyone is disappearing around me.
From now on, I will think about it properly.
As a talent, I want to do my best in a variety show.
And I'm determined to do it without NG.
From now on, I think you will be able to support me.
Thank you in advance.
And my wife, Michopa.
She's like this, but she gives me a lot of advice.
From now on, I will do my best.
Thank you in advance.
How was Mr. Shimon Okura's class?
Enthusiasm is also important, but for dreams and goals in the future,
let's work hard and proceed with a plan.
You guys are all bad.
I'm a combination fighter from Tokushiku Jiri Academy.
There are too many people who think it's easy to make bad comments.
Next time, Mr. Shimon Okura should have come to Mr. Shimon Okura for advice after winning the M-1.
It's about to break.
Is Mr. Shimon Okura going around the stage from the entrance side?
Don't ask me that much.