AISubs v3.5
"Scutt Japan," let's start with our new segment, "In a Flash, Scutt," go ahead.
A complaint from a convenience store clerk! "The Worst Celebrity Claimer Ever!"
Why are you doing this for me?
Huh?
I just got it here...
and it's already come off, this umbrella...
I'm terribly sorry!
Let me confirm...
Can you compensate me for this?
Huh?
Because of this broken umbrella...
Even though it's so dirty...
I'm so sorry!
I'll have it produced properly!
A celebrity-style customer comes to make a complaint that's close to a clue.
Since the store manager wasn't there, they couldn't do anything about it at the time.
Is that okay with you?
Nice!
Cool!
She has a different aura...
She's completely white!
That bag...
As someone with the same bag...
It's embarrassing!
What's so embarrassing about it?
Hey!
Who do you think you are?
Why did you buy this plastic umbrella here?
Because it's cheap here...
Then stop complaining!
You've been saying for a while now...
that it's a limited edition, expensive bag...
It can't be helped for a daily use bag to get dirty...
But if you don't like it...
Then have a bag that fits you!
That's cool!
Come on!
Don't be silly!
Madam, a regular customer who loves the shop, gave me a cool answer!
The moment I thought "I don't like this kind of attitude" when I saw the post from the OL!
This is what happened when I went to lunch with my senior at work and in business.
It's really good!
It's good, isn't it?
I'm satisfied with a shop like this!
It's good, isn't it?
I don't like it!
It's good!
It's normally good, though.
What?!
Where?!
Don't lick my tongue!
I eat and walk around delicious shops all over Tokyo!
So, I know whether the shop is good or bad just by tasting it!
That's enough! That's enough!
I'll never come to a shop like this again!
This person is a troublesome senior who always finds a way out of a shop and goes there.
Hello, everyone of SCATO Real Estate.
Thank you for your hard work.
Mr. President, you were here.
I happened to be nearby.
Oh, by the way, you like food, don't you, Mr. President?
Yes, I do like delicious food.
Then, you didn't like lunch here, did you?
A senior who changes his attitude in front of a big trader.
However...
I'm sorry about this.
Actually, this shop...
...is run by my wife.
Is that so?
Thank you for your valuable opinion.
I'm sure I'll tell my wife.
By the way...
I'll pay for this table.
Then...
Thank you very much.
This is self-sufficiency.
After a while, the senior stopped saying bad things about the shop.
When I thought I shouldn't be like this, I got a post from an OL.
There's a very troublesome person in the company I work for.
Nana, do you know?
What is it?
Why is the keyboard arranged alphabetically apart?
No, I don't know.
What? You don't know that?
It's common sense among common sense.
Excuse me.
Ms. Otsubone doesn't know the answer and makes fun of us when we ask her difficult questions.
Your Majesty, the answer is...
What?
Since I was a typewriter, it was arranged like this.
Oh, I see.
Wait, I don't know what you mean at all.
Let me continue.
Ms. Otsubone wants to make fun of young people, but she can't because of Ms. Otsubone.
Ms. Otsubone was able to make Ms. Otsubone smile every day.
Do you think insurance will take care of any injury?
Yes, I think so.
Isn't it?
Young people don't know anything about this.
There is a care insurance.
I've been paying for it for over ten years.
If you break your leg bone, can you lend me your car?
You didn't know, did you?
I didn't know.
I know.
What? You don't know?
No, no, no.
Young people like you don't know.
No, I know! I know and Rie-san's explanation is wrong!
Even if you pay care insurance, in the case of Rie-san under the age of 64,
even if you have a fracture, you cannot receive the service unless it is a fracture caused by a specific disease.
Is that so?
Even if you receive care insurance certification,
Rie-san's fracture was seen as minor, so she could not borrow a wheelchair.
Oh, I see.
Huh, you know a lot even though you're young.
Yes! Actually, I got a qualification as a welfare environment coordinator at university,
so I know a little about welfare.
Wow, I'm surprised.
Even though I'm young, I know a lot.
[A new segment that will make you smile in a blink of an eye!]
Thanks to Ms. Otsubone's smug face and the knowledge I knew,
I was able to smirk back at her and was surprised!
Next up is a new segment that will make you smile in a blink of an eye!
Instead of you, we have a bad guy who cannot smile in a blink of an eye!
First up is an extraordinary teleworked woman who met Asuka-san in Chiba Prefecture and sits down only for coffee.
Excuse me!
Yes?
Coffee, please.
Yes, ma'am.
She's like the strongest, seriously.
She can relax for half a day just for coffee.
Excuse me, ma'am...
I know you don't want me to use your computer for a long time, but...
What?! What are you talking about?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry for disturbing you. I'll hang up for now.
I'm in a meeting right now. Can you not disturb me while I'm working?
I don't want to bother you, so I'll speak in a lower voice.
No, you don't have to speak in such a loud voice!
By the way, is it okay for you to treat customers like that?
I'm sorry.
What?!
Excuse me, ma'am...
What is it?
You can't bring food in and out of the store.
What?! Where does it say you can't bring food in and out of the store?!
This bread is expensive, but it's not good for you to go to the convenience store without breaking it!
Isn't that what you're apologizing for?
There are people who mistake their family's office for their office and sit there all day, right?
I'm going to tell this kind of woman.
The appeal you're doing at work is really annoying, so go somewhere else!
Now, the second one is the other person's social media "dysleion" that Hyogo Prefecture Lin met.
Wow, that's crazy!
What's up?
Look at this!
Oh, Mio, you've got a boyfriend! That's great!
Isn't it lame?!
I don't have one of these...
I've always thought men weren't worth looking at, but you know...
Well, you like Mio, so it's fine.
Oh, and you know, I was looking up Mio's boyfriend's social media,
and before I went there, the gym prepared it for me!
You shouldn't go to the gym with this guy!
A narcissist couple who don't know each other well!
There are women who say bad things about other people's social media, right?
I'm going to say this to these women!
Who do you think you are?!
It hurts when you say people are painful!
Now, the third one is...
Ms. Yami of the cooking class that Ms. Chiezo of Kanagawa Prefecture met.
A lot of things have accumulated, so I'd like to cut it off at the end!
From today onward, we have two new friends!
Ms. Matsumoto Sonoko and Ms. Tachibana Mio!
Nice to meet you all!
Nice to meet you!
What? You two are still looking at the carrot?
If you keep doing that, dinner will be breakfast.
I'm sorry. I'm not good at this shape of knife.
Oh, no. Are you going to make it a knife's back?
If you're good at this shape of knife, you say it's really good.
Oh, my God! Everyone, look at this thick skin!
Is it your mother's? Is it your mother's?
No, it's not.
I know, right? Because you're skin is as good as a cucumber!
Even if you're not good at this, you don't have to change your position.
To be honest, I wanted to quit at this point, but I decided to change it because it was a waste of money I had already paid 12 times.
Well, today we're going to have a soba fight as planned.
Thank you for waiting! It's finally scut-time!
You can see that disgusting teacher's bitter expression, so please leave the channel as it is for a little longer!
After this, Iyami Imakuri-sensei will say "descutto" and Munikin-scutto will say "gooyukoto arundana"!
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I thought it was a lie, but it's true!
That's a good story!
Iyami Imakuri-sensei will say "descutto" and Munikin- scutto will say "gooyukoto arundana"!
If you knead it too much, your soba will taste bad.
Do you know "kutecho kombi"?
It's done!
Does it look like this?
Let's try it, everyone!
Yes!
"kutecho kombi" is good for sightseeing.
Soba restaurant is delicate.
It can't be...
Mio!
Her eyes are thinner than yours!
That's for sure!
Wow!
Beautiful!
All right!
It's done!
Teacher, what do you think?
This is...well...well...
Well...
Isn't it amazing?
Oh, didn't I tell you?
My family runs a hand-made noodle shop.
So I've learned how to make noodles since I was a child.
Is that so?
Oh, come on!
Oh, I'm nervous!
If you know any bad girls around you, please tell me!
See you later!
Are you ready? Please press the button!
Racecut!
Ms. Yamazaki and Ms. Ginnojo...
I don't like this kind of thing.
You want to eat it deliciously, don't you?
Shouldn't you apologize?
Excuse me!
Apologize! Apologize!
Apologize, Ginnojo!
Thank you very much!
Here I confess my love to girls I don't like.
I don't like people who wear these kind of clothes and eat tasty food.
Is there such a person?
He's glaring at me!
I'd like you to say "I'm being careful."
I'm being careful.
At the end of the performance, I said...
Ms. Enosuke, you're tired.
You can't drink today.
You can't use your voice.
You can't talk.
Everyone, don't talk.
Don't talk.
He was the one who talked the most.
Now, let's listen to him talk from his misunderstanding.
I don't know!
That's a good story!
People tend to look at things one-sidedly due to experience and intrusion.
But sometimes, it's just a misunderstanding.
Sometimes, the truth you never imagined is waiting for you.
Well, if you encounter such a situation, what would you imagine?
One day you go shopping.
Hey, say something!
Bullying?
I'm sure he's being bullied for some reason.
Three against one, this is cowardly.
I'm going crazy.
They are local middle school students.
If I, as a woman, were to be careful alone...
On the contrary, I might be stared at.
Hey!
This is the last one!
Say something!
This is the last one...
Could it be...
Hey!
You were talking behind my back, weren't you?!
I wasn't!
Tell me the truth!
You!
If you don't tell me the truth...
This is your last chance.
If you don't...
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?!
I decided to be brave and go help a crying middle school student.
You're so mean! How could you bully me in a three- on-one match?!
What?!
For some reason, I could see tears in their eyes when they thought I was bullying them.
You're bullying me...
No, I'm not!
When I found out the truth that it wasn't bullying, I also ended up crying unexpectedly.
You're so mean! How could you bully me in a three- on-one match?!
What?!
For some reason, I could see tears in their eyes when they thought I was bullying them.
You're bullying me...
No, I'm not!
When I found out the truth that it wasn't bullying, I also ended up crying unexpectedly.
You're bullying me...
No, I'm not!
I'm not bullying you!
He's moving to Hokkaido tomorrow...
And we...
- We've been together since kindergarten. - That's a good story!
- We're best friends. - That's a good story!
I'm sorry...
I thought you were bullying me...
- You think I'm bullying you? - I see.
I'll come see you.
When I have a day off...
- I'll come see you! - That's a good story!
I don't like talking about it.
That's a good story.
I'm sure...
I'm sure you'll be okay!
I'm sure you will!
- That's nice. - I...
While reflecting on my own misunderstanding...
I was moved by the kind and passionate friendship between middle school students.
It's a very good story.
It's too mixed up.
It's not good to be three against one.
It's not good, is it?
And the weather is like this.
This is a photo of Maruhi Sukatto obtained from a relative in high school.
This photo is amazing.
The simplicity of the upper and lower body is amazing.
She is laughing.
Since we became middle school students, the school has become new.
I'm happy to have a new school.
It's a new school.
It's cute.
The next story is obtained by Munekinsukatto.
It's from a woman in Okayama Prefecture.
It's a story about first love at a school where she transferred to when she was a student.
It's a day when I can't breathe here.
I want you to make it into a manga and then make it into a movie.
Do you remember your first love?
My first love.
Your first love?
Yes.
Memories you can't forget.
Munekinsukatto.
Even if you wear it for ten years or more, you won't be happy?
Don't you remember me?
Let's go.
The person she's been looking for is now...
Are you okay?
Don't cry anymore.
I'll protect you.
This is my first love.
What's your name?
My name is...
What are you doing?
Let's go.
But all I know is my name "Takashi".
Well, let's go.
Yes.
Even now, ten years have passed since then, I can't forget that first love.
Yes, good morning.
Good morning.
Well, please introduce yourself.
I'm Kimura Yurei. Nice to meet you.
Yes, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Well, Kimura, you sit over there.
Yes.
Okay, next.
I'm Moritaka. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Everyone calls me "Shizuki", so you can call me "Shizuki".
Yes.
Hey, hey, hey, isn't it bad manners?
Hey, Moritaka, how long are you going to talk?
No, I have to give a lecture about "Kokoroe" in this school to the transfer students.
Well, can you tell me about "Kokoroe" next time?
No, that's a little...
You can't do it?
I'm sorry.
Good morning.
Okay, next.
Well, number six, "katakami".
Yes.
Number seven, "baka".
Number eight...
Hey, do you want me to take you to school?
It's okay. I'll go alone later.
Don't say such a lonely thing.
Sorry, but I can't be like you.
Then what kind of person is your type?
I'm the opposite of you. I'm a manly and serious type.
There's no one like you.
That's what I need.
Where?
My first love.
First love?
Yes. That's the kind of boy who helped me when I was in elementary school.
What's your name?
My name is...
What are you doing?!
So you're still friends with him?
No. I transferred him right away.
He only knew me as "Takashi."
He said I couldn't be happy if I kept dragging things from ten years ago.
I have to look at the man in front of me now.
Even if I look at the man in front of me now...
I don't think I can be happy.
Are you going to get sprinkled with water?
He was a little annoying, but thanks to him, I, a transfer student, was able to get used to school immediately.
"What's this?" "Thank you very much." "You're welcome."
"It stinks!" "Wow!"
"I've been buying cactus on the veranda." "Cactus?" "Yeah, it's called Yoshimi-chan."
Yeah, I was going to say 'good morning, Yoshimi- chan,' but Yoshimi-chan wasn't there.
"She wasn't there?" "I was looking for her around the house in the morning."
My former schoolmate told me that your first love's son is in the same high school as you.
"Hey, Shizuki." "Yeah?" "Is there anyone by the name of 'Takashi' in the same school?"
"A serious and manly 'Takashi'." "Huh?"
"Oh, there was a guy by the name of 'Shouji Takashi' in class four." "Oh, that's right."
"Tell me right now." "Wait, I'm eating lunch right now." "Come on, hurry up!"
"He's 'Shouji Takashi.' " "That guy..."
"Hey!" "Let's study together."
"Um..." "Yeah?" "Um, do you remember me?" "Yeah."
Ten years ago, you saved me from crying, didn't you?
Huh?
Who?
I'm sorry all of a sudden! Hey, Yuri, let's go.
No one remembers what happened ten years ago.
I see.
That's why you have to look at the man in front of you now.
Because I'm over here.
Yeah.
Be careful on the way home!
You're so kind.
My first love was broken into pieces.
Hey, can I ask you something?
What?
You're a transfer student, but you're so cheeky.
What?
Why are you getting along with Shizuku?
We don't have any special relationship.
What?
Hey!
That's cute, isn't it?
Hey, you!
That's cute, isn't it?
What are you doing?
Are you okay?
Huh?
Takashi...
Huh?
Are you okay?
Shizuki...
What are you doing?
Well...
I was playing with Yurie-chan...
This girl!
Was it fun enough to make you cry?
I can't laugh at you playing with a girl I like.
- [sobbing]
Even though this happened because of me...
It's really hard to say, but you promised me you'd protect me, didn't you?
Ten years ago...
Huh?
This is the miracle of Munekyun that really happened!
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I can't laugh at you making fun of the woman I like.
- Ha, ha, ha - Ha, ha, ha
I know your first love's name.
She looks like a girl named Moritaka Shizuki.
Don't cry anymore.
I'll protect you.
He was a boy at the time.
That's right.
My first love's name is...
me.
I see.
Well, then...
The day you moved in...
I noticed it right away.
Well, please introduce yourself.
I'm Yurie Kimura. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too!
But you didn't notice me at all.
I was lonely.
I'm sorry.
You've been a crybaby for years.
Nice.
Cute.
Cute and cool.
I'm worried about you being alone.
Let me protect you.
I'm sorry.
Idiot.
Thank you.
For both of us?
For both of us.
Nice.
My first love after 10 years.
He still protects me.
Cute.
How is it? Please show us.
All cut.
According to the woman who sent us the review,
he is not only me, but also a wonderful father who protects three children.
I didn't know this would happen.
Next is a lie-like true story.
That was also a lie-like true story.
Is this a true story?
Yes, it is.
My eyes are burning.
The last passenger a 40-year-old metal taxi driver took on his last job.
If you've been a taxi driver for a long time, you'll experience a lot of things.
A lie-like true story that happened by chance.
Recently, my boss has just started smoking.
Why did my boss buy cigarettes?
When I found out my boss's true feelings hidden there, I was greatly moved.
Thank you.
Go to Chikatoshoji.
Yes, sir.
Do you have a designated route?
Go to the intersection on the right.
Yes, sir.
That day, we decided to go back to the company in a taxi.
Thank you, Director Kanzaki.
I learned a lot from you today.
Taniguchi, I didn't bring you here to teach you.
This is not a school.
I'm sorry. You're right.
If today's negotiation goes well, it will be important for our company...
Was it an important meeting?
Yes.
I hope it goes well.
Yes.
I'm sorry for talking to you all of a sudden.
I thought it would be the last time, but I just...
What's the last time?
Actually, I've been a taxi driver for 40 years.
Today is the last time.
I see.
If I send you to your destination, I'll go back to the office.
So you two are my last customers in my taxi life.
Oh, I see.
Even though it's the last day, I thought my boss was irritated at the driver who came in to talk about work.
There are many things when you've been a taxi driver for a long time.
It was already difficult when I took a woman who was about to give birth to a baby to the hospital.
But now that it's the last day, it's like it's all over in an instant.
I see.
That's right. When you've just started working...
Excuse me. Can you stop by the convenience store over there?
Yes, I understand.
At last, his irritation has peaked.
There was nothing we could do but be confused...
After this, a miracle like a lie...
It's a good story!
Next time...
For the second time in a row,
Japan's famous song special
December 14th, 7pm.
"Te ni Amaru Ga" will be on December 19th
at Tokyo Geijutsu Gekijou Playhouse.
The cast is Tatsuya Fujiwara, Yui Sakuma, and Akira Emoto.
They will deliver a deep conversation based on Mr. Emoto's direction.
Please come to the theater!
We just started working...
Excuse me.
Could you stop by the convenience store over there?
Yes, I understand.
At last, his irritation has peaked.
There was nothing he could do but wonder.
The boss who came back had a cigarette with him.
It was supposed to be banned, but why?
- Thank you very much! - You're welcome.
Customers!
Yes?
Here you go. Something you've forgotten.
That's...
not something I've forgotten.
What?
This is the only thing I can do for you...
but it's a celebration from me.
Sir...
40 years...
you've worked so hard.
♪ Maybe it's too late for me to say goodbye ♪
Kanzaki, why are you smoking a cigarette?
♪ I don't know who I'm talking to ♪
When you saw the carnal beauty earlier,
go to the intersection on the right.
I saw a cigarette in the driver's chest pocket.
♪ I don't know who I'm talking to ♪
And that cigarette wasn't even open yet.
I'm sorry about that.
♪ I'm trying hard to live ♪
I think you were going to take it easy
while remembering what happened in the last 40 years
when you finished your last job.
I just helped you with that.
I see.
♪ We're still waving our hands ♪
That taxi is still there.
The taxi...
Being able to shed tears on the last day is proof of how proud we are of our work so far.
We too want to be like him.
That's right.
Shall we go?
Not only the driver, but me too, was moved by what he said.
Please introduce yourself!
Ren Shoto!
I think it's wonderful how people around you can say nice things about you.
It's hard to do that, isn't it?
It's hard, isn't it?
It's cool.
From now on, the apartment management assistance group will deliver.
The program will continue.
A sudden development of the last minute.
Finally, what is it?
This is the most troublesome day in my experience so far.
What was troublesome was...
It's expensive!
It's a bargain, isn't it?
I don't like it!
It's a bargain, isn't it?
It's in the free market.
Oh, this is good!
That brooch is handmade by me!
Really?
You made it yourself?
You have a good taste!
You're a genius!
Thank you!
And how much is it?
It's 2,000 yen.
2,000 yen, huh?
Can you give me a discount?
It's fate.
Oh, I've met you.
While I'm at it...
I see.
You like me that much.
1,500 yen will do.
What?
2,000 yen?
1,500 yen?
Yes.
It's expensive.
What?
It's expensive!
You said you'd give me a discount!
I can't give you a discount!
It's 500 yen.
500 yen?!
That's right!
Don't be stingy!
While I'm at it...
You really don't know how to do business!
I don't...
Okay, everyone! Pay attention!
This shop...
Even though it's a flea market...
They only sell expensive things!
Wait, teacher!
Please stop!
I won't!
Until you give me 500 yen...
I'll make it for sure!
This time!
What will you do?
Will you give me a discount?
How about it?!
The "negiri monster" is in trouble...
Huh?
My favorite!
This is good!
Cute! Cute!
That's handmade.
Handmade?
Wow!
You can swing and cut, right?
That's right! Swinging and cutting negotiations are fun!
It's troublesome even for one person, but there are two more similar types of old ladies!
However, after this, the situation suddenly developed...
Huh? What's up?
Hey, hey! That brooch! I'm about to buy it now!
Oh, is that so?
Hmm... But 2,000 yen is too expensive! I'm losing already!
What!? 2,000 yen!?
Really!? That's impossible!
You're right! That's impossible!
2,000 yen for this... It's cheap, isn't it?
Huh? What's going on?
Such a cute brooch for 2,000 yen... I want one, too!
I'm sorry, we only have one.
It's okay because we only have one!
There's only one such wonderful brooch in the world!
Hmm... But...
Oh! This person is already buying it!
If you say you'll buy it for 2,000 yen, we'll give it up!
Hmm... What should I do?
What should I do? Should I go home?
I'll think about it!
Oh... She went somewhere...
Well, I'll take it!
Well, I want it, too!
This is...
Rock-paper-scissors!
She saved me in an unexpected way and I used it!
Well, what do you think? Please press it!
Electronic cut!
At times like this, an old woman who is exhausted usually speaks Kansai dialect!
That's right!
It's all imagination!
It's all imagination, isn't it?
I want to go there as soon as possible!
Oh!
Well, I really want you to go there!
Although you speak African dialect, you're a bad guy!
I won't forgive you!
At high school, we got a photo of you with a skirt!
Oh!
You're cute!
You look cool even when you fish!
Speaking of Takasugi-kun...
He's really grown up with his chest muscles!
From Takasugi-kun's drama, the staff began to call him "chest muscle skirt"!
Oh, really?
So far...
...we have presented...