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"OUT OF 48", it's been a while since we've been called "sub-con" like this.
We'd like to tell you about it from here.
We've invited 10 17th grade students.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having us.
You can understand why we've been called here, right?
Yes.
You look anxious.
I'm a little anxious.
I can't see it.
I think it's not good.
It's not good?
17th grade researchers.
Humanity check!
You're feeling better now, right?
That's good.
We've invited a guest who will watch the video with us.
Who is it?
I haven't heard of it.
Let me introduce you.
This is the person.
Who is it?
It's cold.
"Gyaaah" is a monster.
We're asking who will be promoted to "sub-con" by 17th grade researchers.
Then, Japanese TV, which has been associated with AKB48 for a long time, also tried to prepare reference materials.
We tried to prank people with various things like personalities, motivation as a talent, and response to staff.
You already know about it, don't you?
Yes.
I know about it.
We have been working together for more than a year.
To be honest, I know only superficially about human nature.
I think there are some aspects of human nature that we only know about our motivations.
I'm looking forward to it.
I hope people in the agency watching this video will refer to this video as a reference.
You want to deliver a positive image, don't you?
Yes, that's right.
But you don't have to worry about it.
It may come out as it is.
Ms. Yamazaki, could you do a pose for the original video?
Yes.
17th grader, human nature check!
This is the room.
I'm Eriko Shimoto. Nice to meet you.
I'm Sasaki, the director of the agency.
Please come in.
I'm recording this video, but I won't use it elsewhere.
I'm just recording it as an amateur, so please don't worry about it.
I'm going to pick up more and more good points and bring them to the project.
How many times have you heard of us?
Yes.
I've heard of you since you started your new show.
17th generation A9TV has been decided.
This time, I'm going to be the director.
A9TV
I usually play good songs and play various special editions.
I wanted to liven up with various people, so I was told to do A9TV.
To be honest, I don't want to end with A9TV.
I have the strongest feeling.
Since I'm doing it, I'd like to make it a show for normal people and subscribers all over the world.
Is it a meeting in that sense today?
It suits you a little.
Shall we get started?
I'm going to be your BUFFALO from now on.
You can only answer with BUFFALO.
It's common for idol girls to do gags with all their might.
I'd like to promote this show by posting videos on TikTok and other media.
To be honest, I'd like you to do it a little more.
Do you have a word gag?
No.
Then I'll do my best with my own gag.
Please take a look at mine for a moment.
Applause!
This is a gag, isn't it?
That's right. I've done it before.
I'm doing it now at a reunion party.
Can you do this for me now?
You're a little confused, aren't you?
I'll keep a record of it.
Naturally.
I love you.
Wakane, wakane, wakane, ikedai, woo!
Wow!
I might be full already.
Already?
Yes, already.
I don't want you to see me.
Why?
Not only me, but all human beings.
I was really surprised.
You are the best character.
I'm really curious about how you felt when you did it.
We decided to do a show together,
so I wanted people to think I'm funny.
I didn't know you felt like that.
Can you do it for me?
Like this?
Wakane, wakane, wakane, wakane, ikedai, woo!
I want you to say "fork".
What is "fork"?
Red eye? Red eye? All of a sudden...
That's important, too.
You even checked your fingertips.
I thought it would be rude if I made a mistake.
If I had my nerves sharpened here, it wouldn't be enough.
Did you have perfect fingertips?
You guys are really great.
Red eye? Red eye? All of a sudden...
It's important to be energetic and serious, right?
Got it.
Red eye? Red eye? Red eye? All of a sudden...
Red eye? Red eye? All of a sudden...
Beautiful. Beautiful.
100 points.
When I heard that joke,
I thought it was lame, to be honest.
You were laughing a lot.
I was like, "Did I do this?"
I wanted to end it in one go, so I did it seriously.
You did it properly, brightly and energetically, and it was great.
It was great.
You were like a role model.
When you did it, you looked like you were laughing the most.
What kind of laugh was that?
I want to end it as soon as possible.
You want to end it as soon as possible, but you can't help but laugh.
Let's go. Go ahead.
Red eye? Red eye? All of a sudden...
Can you tell me if you can gag as much as you can?
Gag?
Do you think you can do it well?
Eh... gag... gag...
In terms of the show...
Yes.
You call comedians...
It's hard, isn't it?
The more you do it, the more viewers you get.
Yes.
Can you gag as much as you can?
If you have some foundation...
Yes, yes, yes.
I can think of it, but...
All of a sudden, my voice is a little...
Can you say something now?
Say "fish".
"Fish"!
"Tuna"!
I can only do it with that kind of song, but...
It's hard!
I think the expressiveness of doing it is important, so...
I'm sorry.
It's fine at all!
Then, yes...
The amusement park is...
Do you know what it is?
What was that?
It's a coffee cup.
What was that?
It was a coffee cup, wasn't it?
Gag.
Siren.
Omelet rice.
I have a really funny gag.
I'm sure it'll be a buzzer.
Can you do it with all your might?
Imitate it.
Can I imitate it?
Yes.
I'll do it, so I'll imitate it a little.
"Wakyame"!
Suddenly...
It doesn't matter if it's funny or not.
It's important to do it with all your might.
Wakyame
Here we go.
"Wakame" "Wakame" "Wakame" "Ikeru" "Fuuu"
I thought I'd do what I could do.
I was told that seriousness is important.
I thought I had no choice but to express it with my body.
But it became a gesture game.
What happened to the omelet rice at the end?
I was told "please stop" and I threw the rice.
I can't do it anymore, I don't want to do it anymore
This is it
It was a little funny.
I felt like I could use it if I practiced properly.
"omelet rice" It was really good.
Do you have a gag or a funny gag?
Is it okay?
Is it a gag?
A funny gag that you can do anything.
I don't have one.
Sokuto
"Sokuto" Let's do this.
This is a gag I have and it's a gag you can definitely do.
I will do it.
You want them to do it with all their might.
Please do it now.
I'm going to practice.
Let me tell you why we're doing this.
Idols use TikTok and other social media to make jokes and do their best.
Let's do it like this.
We did a version just now.
Let's do it like this and say "thank heeeey"!
Wow!
Let's do it! Let's do it with all our might!
Can you do it?
I can't.
You can't?
I haven't done it before so I'm not used to it yet.
I can do it with everyone but I can't do it alone now.
Ahaha!
You were very reluctant to do it.
Yes, I was a little embarrassed and I refused.
But if we meet again in the future, I'll do my best.
You said you were good at it.
You said you practiced it and you said you could do it if you had everyone.
You said it in a very smart and quick way of answering.
You said it in the most motivated way.
You said you wanted to show it after you did it perfectly.
I thought you refused it in a very smart way of answering.
Did you really practice it and say it like that or did you say it to make sure you don't do it?
No, I practiced it and I thought I'd show it next time.
So you're the type of person who wants to practice and show it properly.
Yes.
Is it true?
This is also a human nature, isn't it?
As a plan, we'll call a comedian and have him play a gag.
(Call a comedian and have him play a gag.)
(The comedian who plays the gag is...)
(the best comedian in AKB48.)
(The comedian who plays the gag is...)
Thank you for your hard work.
Okay.
I'll do my best.
Can I ask you why you're crying, Hashima-san?
It's not because of me.
I'm not...
used to these kind of judging.
(She's not used to judging.)
Do you have your own way of doing it?
I don't have my own way of doing it, but if it's an imitation, I can do it.
Could you show us what you can do?
What I often do is an imitation of Crayon Shin-chan.
I'll do an imitation of Crayon Shin-chan.
Hey! I'm Noele Shinnosuke!
I can also do an imitation of Bo-chan.
That's pretty good. Could you show us?
This stone is beautiful!
What's with her face?
This stone is beautiful!
I'll do it with all my might, so don't be embarrassed.
I want you to imitate me and do it with all your might.
I'll do it with all your might.
What can we?! What can we?! What can we?!
All of a sudden...
I want you to do it with the feeling of doing all you can for a serious gag.
OK.
Here I go.
OK.
Seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, all of a sudden...
I love you.
Thank you for your hard work.
Wow, what is this?
Out of 48...
You were showing off your impersonation.
Yes.
Did you have a lot of confidence in that?
No, I thought I could definitely make a gag, a one-shot gag.
I haven't done a lot of one-shot gags, so I thought I'd do the impersonation first and try to avoid it.
But she made me do it.
It's a very serious gag.
You do it with all your might.
And you do it like an idol like Hashimoto-chan, don't you?
Before you do it, do you think you should do it like this?
Yes, I wanted to end it as soon as possible.
Oh, it was a one-shot gag.
It was a one-shot gag.
I've done impersonations in various places.
I thought I'd avoid it like this.
I know what you mean.
I think I'll probably do it like you, Eri-chan.
One-shot gags are impossible.
So I made a lot of one-shot gags and avoided it like this.
I know what you mean.
I think I did it like you, too.
You didn't appear in this video.
Mizushima-san, if you were to do it on set...
I definitely don't want to do it.
I feel like I'd do it.
But I'm glad I didn't do it.
I'm glad I didn't do it.
I'd like to be honest with you.
Even though I did it, it wasn't broadcasted.
I'm going to make you wear eye balls and bones.
Please.
Wakkanbe, wakkanbe, wakkanbe, all of a sudden fonoho.
Please.
Wakkanbe, wakkanbe, wakkanbe, all of a sudden fonoho.
Let's start with wakkanbe and then mentama.
Wakkanbe, wakkanbe, wakkanbe, all of a sudden fonoho.
Mentama, jan!
Can I start?
Yes.
Go ahead.
Wakkanbe, wakkanbe, wakkanbe, all of a sudden fonoho.
All of a sudden, don!
Wakkanbe, wakkanbe, wakkanbe, all of a sudden fonoho.
All of a sudden, don!
What kind of humanity will emerge next?
Ms. Hirata, you got 120 points.
Yes.
Please show us your original pose for the rest of the video.
Yes.
17th grade research student.
Humanity.
Check!
Do you have a white one?
Oh, I didn't know.
I'm white.
I'm sorry.
Let's take out the white one.
This time, we're only going to use that 17-inch one.
Oh, it's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, Sora-san.
Sora-san, it's okay.
Should we go downstairs?
Go downstairs, go downstairs.
Sora-san!
Calm down, calm down.
Sora-san, it's okay, Sora-san, it's okay.
We'll help you later.
They're helping me a lot.
That's wonderful.
From the second water,
I thought, "Didn't I drop it too much?"
I laughed and it came out.
But it's amazing that you can pick it up.
When I'm in that position,
I think about it and act.
You're really fast.
Yes, I'm happy.
When I fell down, you were the first one to help me.
You're fast.
If you don't do it normally, you can't move your body in that second.
You're getting better.
I'm getting better.
Isn't it white?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Did you put it out?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'll put it out now.
Since it's a 17-inch inline TV,
you can do whatever you like.
You can do whatever you like.
Oh, it's okay, it's okay.
You can do whatever you like.
I don't know what to say.
Be careful.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Excuse me, can you wait a minute?
I'm sorry, can you wait a minute?
Since it's a 17-inch inline TV, it might be a little messy.
Oh, you don't have to worry about it.
Yes, yes, yes, that's right.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'll be right back.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I won't pick it up at all.
This is the program proposal.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Give it to me.
I'm thinking of doing it under the name "E-NIGHT TV" in the 17th season.
What are you doing?
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
"E-NIGHT TV" is...
Look at me.
No, no, no.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
We don't have much time.
Let's talk.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
I'd like to show you the charm of a 17-year-old who doesn't know anything.
I'll hang up now.
Excuse me for a moment.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll go inside.
Thank you.
Wow!
E-NIGHT TV
Wow!
They told me I didn't have to pick it up, so I was a little scared, but now that no one is there, I'm curious about what's falling, so I picked it up.
You know, you were told like, "It's okay, it's okay."
There's no time for a meeting.
When I was told like that, I thought I had to listen to what they said, and I felt like it was pretty best for both of us to pick it up somewhere.
Which one do you think is important?
Yeah, I thought it was amazing.
Masai-chan was really good at it.
It was really funny.
I didn't pick it up at the time, but later I said, "No one is missing."
I know what's falling.
Well, it's true. I won't help you.
What does that mean?
E-NIGHT TV
I'm curious about you. I'm curious about everything you say.
3, 2, 1!
I think acting is very important.
Can I go there?
Don't come! Don't come! Don't come!
E-NIGHT TV