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Ochanoma's...
Ochanoma's New Knowledge!
This show is a crazy variety show where Ochanoma answers viewers' requests!
Ochanoma's choices determine their fates!
Now, let's see who challenged what project!
"Ishiguri" and "Nakayama"
These two will challenge today!
I'm Nakayama of "Ishiguri" and "Nakayama"
Nice to meet you!
Now, we've come to a place where we can challenge today!
Here it is!
Look! Look inside!
Wow! It says "walking fish" in the water!
Did you find out?
What is this place?
Let's go inside!
Thank you for having us!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Now, we're going to film here today!
What do you think it is?
"Walking fish"!
"Walking fish" something!
They're going to do "walking fish" something!
Wow! I didn't know there was such a place!
It's a hill now!
Walking fish
You'll know about it later!
Today, we're with these two!
They seem like good friends!
That's right! We've been working together since we were trainees!
You're about the same age!
That's right! I'm also her closest junior!
I see!
We're good friends!
You're good friends!
I see! I see!
The other day, I had a hard time!
I had a fight with Yonemura!
Oh!
It was a big fight!
What!?
It wasn't a big fight, but...
There was a scene like this!
A group with a long background and a group that came in as soon as they auditioned!
I see!
Do you usually talk?
Usually...
We don't!
That's not true!
It's not like that today, is it?
Yes, it's fine! It's fine!
It's fine!
Let's all get along well!
Yes!
And this time, I wrote a questionnaire during my vacation in Enoye.
It's about inviting people you get along with.
Yes!
Between Sanshiro and Yama of Taimashin.
Yes!
But I actually invited them earlier.
Yes!
And it's a celebration of Harajuku.
Ah!
Yes! Because we get along well.
I see!
That's right!
I like it!
What do you like?
Do you like it?
Yes, I like it!
Well, you've been writing more and more now.
Yes!
You're getting busy.
Now, let me call you!
Yes!
This time, it's this person! Please come in!
I'm here again because it's an island!
I couldn't get a celebration schedule and I'm here again because it's an island!
Oh, you got it?
I got it!
Yes!
That's too bad, Ishiburi! I'm sorry!
Well, it's nice to see you again!
It's nice to see you again!
Yes!
Well, you talked about how you liked the celebration and you talked a lot about managing goldfish in there!
I thought you'd go crazy in both directions!
Huh? Don't you know Nakoyama?
No!
I don't know him...
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I heard a little bit about you...
Not here, but here!
What is it? Please get along with me!
I like you, Nakoyama!
Don't you remember about Yama?
No, I remember!
Do you have any image of that time?
The image of that time is...
I want to go back to that time...
You don't remember, do you?
First of all, Yama is the head of the family!
This is it!
This is good!
This is Yama's house in the first place, and we are juniors!
Just because you say your age doesn't mean you are human!
Hey!
I think you know about Ishiguri, but you don't know about Nakoyama, do you?
I met Yama as a whole, so I don't know about each of them.
I see!
In a word, you look strange!
Do I look strange?
Are you okay?
How do you look strange? Are you arrogant or arrogant?
Everything! Everything!
Is everything strange?
Really?
Unpredictable!
Unpredictable?
Is it okay for this person to put water around you?
Is it okay for you to jump in all of a sudden?
Yes! Yes!
But I don't do such a thing!
Well, I'm a little happy!
You're all alone now!
Yes!
I think I'm smart, but I don't know anything about it!
But I think I'm smart!
No good!
I want you to watch all of my broadcasts!
I see!
It's really good!
Are you smart enough to go to a good college?
Are you smart enough?
I don't know, but I think there will be a lot of variety shows other than this show!
That's right!
I have a feeling like that!
Well, I'd like to do it with such members, but since it's a great opportunity,
Mr. Yama, you've been in the entertainment industry for the longest time.
It's been 23 years!
Yes!
You're not born yet!
I'm not born yet!
Yes!
How many regular shows do you have in 23 years?
Well, how do you say "zero" now?
Zero!
Oh, was it "zero"?
Nice to meet you!
I didn't know that!
That's right!
Well, you've been in the industry for the longest time, so I'm sure you'll have a lot of concerns.
I'd like you to listen to their concerns.
Are you 17 years old now?
There are many kinds of concerns!
Let's listen to Ishiguri and Nakayama's concerns!
How about you, Nakayama?
I can't cook, but I'm 17 years old now.
When I turn 20, I want to live with my family's cat, so I'm looking for real estate.
Are you looking for real estate in three years?
That's right!
I was registering my favorite real estate on a real estate site, and a real estate agent called me and asked me when I would move in.
When I asked him that, he was very supportive of me.
That's right!
Until three years later...
We can't talk now!
We can't!
First of all, I'd like you to talk to me slowly.
I'd like to talk to you slowly, but what should I do?
What should we do?
I don't know!
No, it's not about you, it's about me!
I don't care at all!
I don't know how to play catch ball.
Does it have nothing to do with cooking?
- Why does it have nothing to do with cooking? - You used to be a cook, didn't you?
- That's right! - Right?
But I can't cook, and that's my problem.
- You settled down in cooking! - It's a matter of property rights.
- Cats have nothing to do with it, right? - I'd like to buy a cat, but I don't have property rights for three years.
- What should I do? - She may not be here next year!
- Are you okay? - Stop it!
- She may not be here next year! - It's important!
- It's important for a natural child, too! - Yes!
- So, what was the question? - What was it?
- Ms. Takayama, stop it! - Property rights...
- Which one? - Property rights for three years...
- What should I do? - Property rights for three years...
- Will Yama know about this? - Why are you thinking about property rights for three years?
- If I have good property rights, I'd like to book them as soon as possible. - I see.
- You don't have property rights for three years, do you? - It's only been two years, and I don't even have property rights for one of them.
- In short... - That's right!
- The person who just decided may leave in two years, so it may change by about two owners. - That's right!
- That's right!
- I don't know about it at all! - Do you have any concerns, Ms. Ishiguri?
- I have an older brother who is 20 years old, and he is too clumsy... - What?
- For example... - Do you have any episodes like this?
- You know instant noodles, right? - Oh, instant noodles!
- When he was making it with IH, he put hot water in a pot and put instant noodles in it. - I see.
- But my brother put a plate with a tableware on top of IH... - Oh, I'm scared!
- He put hot water in it and started boiling it...
- Oh, my God! - It could cause an accident, you know?
- That's right! - And then he said, "I couldn't make it."
- And one day, my mother set up a pot and hot water in order not to put a tableware in IH again. - I see.
- And it was curry that day. - I see.
- And it was retort, so she put hot water in a pot and put curry roux in it. - I see.
- But my brother... you know, right? - I know!
- He put roux in the water... - Oh, I see!
- "Today's curry was thin..."
- My family sent it to that message group... - I see.
- "I can't do anything." - I see.
- I like it, but... - Wow, you've studied a lot of social studies, haven't you?
- I haven't. - I see.
- But I'm a little irritated, so I'll say it first. - Yes.
You're the one who's saying "what?"
- You're pretty much the same. - Ms. Nakayama.
Ms. Nakayama, what do you like to eat?
My favorite foods are boiled eggs and scrambled eggs.
When I asked her how to make those boiled eggs...
When you boil them in water, the skin peels off and it looks like it's going to explode,
you aim for that moment and fry it.
- I thought you had a fire inside of you. - That's right.
- I thought you weren't alive. - I'm not alive.
Stop it!
- I can sympathize with you a little. - You can sympathize with me? Really?
I used to boil my Valentine's Day chocolates in water.
Oh, you think that's what a hot spring is like.
I see. So you have an older brother like Nakayama.
That's right.
That's hell.
But Nakayama is a hard worker, isn't he?
I see.
But my older brother doesn't work part-time.
Please tell him to work part-time.
That's right. Tell him to work part-time. Who's telling you this?
Who's telling you this?
Why do I have to tell other people's older brothers?
Now, let's have Nakayama-san give us orders from Ochanomasa-san.
Okay.
This is from Ruha-san.
I've never saved more than two fish with a goldfish scoop.
Is it like that?
Do you have any tips?
Give it a try and tell me.
She gave us this order.
I see.
So, this time we're going to give you a goldfish scoop.
Wow!
Sounds fun!
Have you two ever done a goldfish scoop?
We have.
We've done it at festivals when we were little.
Did you do it well?
Actually, I'm better at raising goldfish than scooping them.
You?
Goldfish scooping goldfish is pretty common, isn't it?
But I've done it for five or six years.
You've gotten pretty big.
I've gotten pretty big.
Who scooped the goldfish?
I did.
Oh, I see.
It's been about ten years. I'm not sure if I can do it now, but I want to do my best.
You've done it when you were little.
Yes.
Now, what about you, Nakayama?
I don't do goldfish scooping that much, but I've done a super ball scooping.
Oh, you've done it.
I've done it.
You know, you can choose between paper and ball for a super ball scooping, right?
I was more of a ball person.
It doesn't connect at all.
You know, if you pay a high price, you can become a ball person, right?
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that?
Yes.
Is it different from my time during the war?
During the war?
Is it different from my time during the war?
You know, if you use that, you can't break it.
I remember I was able to do it with one ball.
Well, you know...
We're doing the same show, aren't we?
There was a lot of distance.
Yes.
It's like "Ah, what do you think?"
I was a little surprised.
You were surprised, weren't you?
No, it's not like that.
We're talking about goldfish scooping.
Yes, goldfish scooping.
Well, goldfish scooping is like this.
Like this?
Like what?
I don't think you can scoop a single goldfish right now.
Right now.
So, today's mission is...
Become a goldfish scooping master and scoop a goldfish for you!
Um...
It's a modern trend.
A natural talk show in Nakayama.
It's still booming!
You're the one who decides the future of goldfish scooping!
Goldfish scooping master's story.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Before we challenge the goldfish rescue, we will have you do a goldfish quiz.
Of course you can get it right, or if you don't know it you can give us a funny answer.
In other words, you won't give us the correct answer, right?
No, you don't have to give us the correct answer.
I see.
Nakayama-san will give us the usual answer.
That sounds interesting.
A funny answer.
And since it's a quiz about goldfish, I thought there might be something about goldfish.
That's right.
I will do my best.
I see.
Quiz.
Big bite, big bite.
I got it.
Thank you.
Let's get started.
First question.
When goldfish are weak, they put something in water to restore their strength.
What do they put in water?
That's really easy.
I see.
Since you have raised goldfish, you know what it is.
That's good.
Nakayama-san, you don't have to give us a serious answer.
I'm grateful for that.
I'm grateful for that as well.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Let's start with rockfish.
Rockfish.
Salt.
Wow.
That's right.
Salt.
Yes.
Why?
The sea is salty, isn't it?
I remember putting salt in the sea water.
Wow.
Yes.
Since you have raised goldfish...
I remember putting salt in the sea water.
That's right.
Wow.
But it's not good if it's too clean.
I see.
Let's put in various things.
I remember putting in salt.
That's right.
How is it?
Let's continue.
Nakayama-san.
Yes.
Rockfish.
Salt.
Oxygen.
Wow.
Where did you get it from?
What?
Oxygen.
It looks like ham.
Oxygen.
It's the opposite of oxygen.
Salt is...
Oxygen?
Wasn't it carbon dioxide?
I see.
Salt is discharged.
No, no, no.
You can't erase it.
Salt.
Rockfish and rockfish.
What is it?
CO2.
Isn't it the same?
It's the same.
CO2.
It's the same as before.
Unfortunately, CO2's oxygen is different.
Oxygen's oxygen is also different.
But it's oxygen.
But?
If you fill the water with oxygen...
I think you'll feel better.
There's something like a bomb.
That's it.
Oxygen bomb.
I see.
Is it correct?
And...
Yama.
Yes.
I'm confident about this.
This is CO2.
This is rockfish and rockfish.
If you put in rockfish and rockfish...
Oh, there's so much down there.
We're going to do our best...
to expand our physical strength.
There are people who are worse than goldfish.
I can't work.
It may not be wrong.
That's why our goldfish also live a long life.
That's right.
I don't want to be like that.
I'll do my best.
Are you crying?
It's not bad.
What is it?
So...
The correct answer is...
Salt!
Wow!
That's amazing!
That's right!
Wow!
There's something like preparing the juice.
Are you going to stain it?
No, I'm not!
That's amazing! There's something special about it!
You knew about it!
I knew about it!
You had a memory about it!
I don't know the reason, but you had it in your head!
I had it in my head!
You were instinctive!
That's wonderful!
Now, the second question!
This tool you use for rescuing goldfish!
What is it called?
This is...
I knew about it, too!
The name of this tool...
I did it!
Are you ready?
Let's go!
Okay!
Poi!
Poi! Poi! Poi!
I thought you were doing it while saying "poi"!
I was doing it while saying "poi"!
Isn't this correct?
Next, Nakayama!
Poi!
Hey, open up! Nakayama!
It's not like that! Listen to me!
It's not like that!
At the game centre,
there is a game for goldfish, right?
If you press the button, it says "poi poi poi", right?
Oh, there is such a thing!
Yes, there is.
That's why I think it's "poi"!
It says "poi" on it. Is it a net?
But when I heard you say "poi",
I agreed with you.
It's "poi", right?
Okay! The last one is Yama!
I'm glad it's simple!
I thought about it too much!
Unmei! Poi poi poi!
Wow! You're good at this!
I'm glad it's simple!
You're good at this!
You may be 5cm tall,
but you're smart!
Thank you very much!
There are not many "poi"s, right?
There are many "o"s.
So, the answer is "poi"!
I'm glad it's simple!
If you break it, it says "poi"!
Oh, I see!
You said "poi" just now!
You said "poi" when you said it!
But I've heard of it!
Really?
You have to think about it
before you say it!
I said it many times!
You're the type of person
who forgets the answer
even if you think you did it!
I did it, but I forgot to bring it!
That's not good!
That's good!
Ishiguri is in good shape!
Here's the last question!
Were goldfish's ancestors different creatures?
I know this one!
What evolved into goldfish?
Goldfish are not goldfish from the beginning!
I know this one!
I know it, too!
What?
I'm scared of being with you!
Did you write it down?
I did!
I knew it!
Ishiguri knew it, too!
I think she knew it!
She bought goldfish!
She bought goldfish's ancestors!
Did you write it down in a thesis?
No, no!
I know goldfish's ancestors!
What is this?
I can see it, but it's weird!
Are you ready?
Can I start?
Yes!
Let's start with Nakayama!
Raw fish!
What?
You love raw fish so much!
I have heard of it before!
Really? What happens if raw fish evolve?
What happens if they change?
Change? How do they change? Tell me in detail!
Raw fish!
What kind of creature is raw fish?
It has whiskers and eyeballs.
Yes, yes, yes!
It's shiny.
It's shiny!
Don't lizards lose their tails?
You are laughing!
You are laughing! What are you talking about?
All the time!
It's not like that!
It's a true story!
A true story!
Then tell me in detail!
Actually...
Actually, it's not a true story!
Raw fish evolved!
I heard of it!
Who told you about it?
My teacher!
Your teacher told you about it?
My teacher!
What kind of teacher?
Contemporary literature!
How do you know about Contemporary literature?
It's not James or anything like that!
It's Contemporary literature!
It's true!
And...
Raw fish!
What?
Really?
I have been buying raw fish for 13 years.
They have grown up quite a lot.
They have grown up with love and care.
I think I have heard from my grandfather that the sand is the source of goldfish.
The color is different, too.
I see.
Which one is the sand?
It's a little muddy.
It's black and white.
It's like a big carp.
Yes, yes, yes!
It's like a carp in a river.
I think it's a goldfish.
Who told you about it?
My grandfather!
My grandfather told me about it!
Contemporary literature teacher and grandfather!
Who told us the truth?
Which one is the truth?
Lastly, Yaman!
Yes!
What evolved into goldfish and became goldfish?
If you look at the shape, you can see it.
It was changing little by little.
From goldfish to sandfish...
It's easy to understand!
From sandfish to goldfish little by little.
It's sandfish!
That's right!
It's true!
I heard about it!
You heard about it? Who told you about it?
Contemporary literature teacher told me about it!
Was it the same teacher?
She told me about it!
I'm sure of it!
I see!
Is there a correct answer?
The correct answer is...
Sandfish!
Wow!
It's amazing!
Look at its face!
I did it!
Sandfish suddenly evolved into goldfish!
Wow!
I didn't know about it!
I see!
Sandfish!
I love sandfish!
I see!
We grew up together for 13 years at the same age!
I see!
Since you were 0 years old!
That's right!
You gave me your usual egg and...
Why are you laughing?
You don't deserve to laugh!
She's laughing without eating it!
What are you doing?
Leave it alone!
Is it this one?
Leave it alone!
It's not this one, is it?
What?
Leave it alone!
But...
But you're a fan of sandfish now!
But...
But you're a fan of sandfish now!
You're laughing because you won?
How long will you take?
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
After this, it's finally time for the real goldfish scooping!
We're finally inside!
As we walk inside, we discover curious-looking customers!
Wow, you're fast!
Since we happened to have customers,
can you show us how much you can scoop?
Thank you in advance!
Somehow, their actions are in sync, and it feels like they can do a lot!
Even if it's not a festival, you can scoop sandfish in the corner of the city...
Wow, you're fast!
In the first 5 seconds, they easily scoop up the goldfish!
And their momentum doesn't stop!
I'm sleepy!
It's already 3 o'clock...
Why are you sleeping?
Wait a minute...
Isn't that a lot of goldfish?
Wow! What was that?!
I'm drooling!
Both of them are good!
Huh?!
Huh?! They're big!
Once scooped up...
Yamamoto's hands are covered in goldfish...
Ah, this looks like your own scam!
You did it! You brought this from your house!
Don't say things like that!
It looks like you wrapped it up and made it!
There's a lot of goldfish in there!
You're right!
That's amazing!
Who in the world are these ladies?!
And last but not least...
Take a look at this!
Laughing and having fun on the way home from work, how heart-breaking!
When I'm alone, all I can think of is the sky of yesterday when I went to school!
Lonely, lonely...
The city that is advanced by the dazzling light...
Lonely, lonely...
I'm buried in this dullness!
I searched for a stardust that won't run away...
Shinjuku Station, my birth!
Even now, I'm riding on my bike, my, my, my!
Everyone in the area, how are you doing? I'm somehow...
You too, in the morning, please choose a special project from Africa and send us an order!
You're right, in the morning! I'll do my best!
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