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Ochanoma's...
Ochanoma's Say It!
In this show, Ochanoma will answer viewers' requests and do crazy variety shows!
Ochanoma's choice will decide their fate!
Now, let's see who challenged what project!
Enjoy Ochanoma's Say It!
Today's guests are Ishiguri and Nishizaki!
Thank you for having us!
Today is the first episode of 2023.
What are you up to this year?
I, Ishiguri, will eat well, sleep well and grow up!
Like a music student!
I'll be in my last ten years of life, so I'll do my best to be young and fresh!
Young and fresh!
I, Nishizaki, will do my best in my hometown, Okayama!
Are you trying to be a local talent?
No, no!
Last year, I was the chief of daily development in Okayama Prefecture.
So, I want to contribute to my hometown!
Thank you!
Let's do our best!
And today's guests are...
She's very popular as a YouTuber!
I want to meet you!
Please give her a round of applause!
Hello!
I'm Yamamoto!
Thank you for your hard work!
Wait!
Hey!
It's not like that!
What do you mean it's not like that?
It's a casting mistake!
Hey!
What casting? Who did you really want me to call?
Hikakin! Hikakin!
Hikakin! Hey!
My share!
Have fun!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Yes, I've been doing YouTube recently.
It's interesting!
Oh, look at her!
Seki-san is...
I'm...
Nothing...
Just a friend...
I'm not a friend! I'm a junior!
Third year?
What year?
No, how many years have you been doing comedy?
I'm doing it with that kind of concept.
Let me do it with that kind of concept!
I'm 15 or 16 years old, right?
I've been doing it for 23 years.
That's right!
But I'm probably older than you, humanly speaking.
You're older than me, for sure!
You're not only older than me!
Please be healthy!
I'm very healthy!
You haven't been drinking yet, right?
I haven't been drinking yet! I haven't had a job for a while!
I'm trying to get a job!
I'm Yama!
Yamamoto-san!
I'm Yamamoto-san!
Are you a junior?
I'm a type of person you can look down on.
Oh, right! Originally, Yama...
Oh, sorry! Yamamoto...
Oh, right! Yamamoto...
Oh, right! Yamamoto-san was right!
Yamamoto-san is...
Yamamoto-san has something to do with Haro Pro, right?
That's right! Until a little while ago, I was in Up Front.
You probably know me already.
So you caused a problem and got fired?
I didn't cause a problem!
You're fired, aren't you?
No, I'm fired. But I didn't think of it and got fired.
So it's the least valuable thing.
I got fired without thinking of it.
Hey you! Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
What are you doing?
That's what it is.
Well, you might have something you shouldn't touch.
No, I don't.
"Ochanoma-chan" hasn't started yet.
Oh, really?
Do you have connections?
We met in another show, in a dance show.
Do you remember?
Yes, I do.
What do you think of me?
You don't look so energetic.
Hey! Don't say things I didn't say!
Stop it!
You didn't say anything I didn't say.
I didn't say anything I didn't say.
It's a recent story.
I had a seat and I had a role.
If you make fun of me, I can't do anything about it.
Which one of you is "Ochanoma-chan"?
It's me!
I don't know what kind of character you are.
That's right. We only have one.
To explain it simply,
Ishiguri is an exercise maniac.
Exercise maniac.
And Nishizaki is a little stupid.
Stupid.
That's right.
Even if you're not good at exercising, you can dance, right?
That's right.
It's different.
I can dance with my will and guts.
Will and guts.
That's right. I can move only with my feelings.
When it comes to exercising, I'm a little strict.
Ishiguri, please introduce yourself.
I, Ishiguri, can eat a lot.
How much do you eat?
To give you the easiest number,
I eat two L-sized pizzas per person.
That's a lot.
I'm full with S.
Get out of my way!
You said random things.
This is not a live house.
I'm sorry. I misunderstood it as a professional live.
I'm sorry.
Can you eat two L-sized pizzas?
I can eat it.
That's amazing.
That's amazing, but you're thin.
And you're a exercise maniac.
How do you keep up with that?
It's a mystery of the human body.
It disappears in an hour or two, doesn't it?
Wow!
You're in good shape.
It's because I'm hungry.
I wonder if this will come out.
Stop it!
It's not like that.
You're mean!
I've never said anything like that.
A man entertainer can't say that.
Especially now. They can't say you're same sex.
We've never said that.
I can do anything.
I've heard that from Nakazawa Yuko.
We've heard that from Nakazawa Yuko.
What do you think of eating a lot?
I've never been full in my life.
She's a big eater.
She might be suitable for that.
She also said about burning up.
Really?
She also said about burning up.
That's right. I've never been full.
When I feel like I'm getting full, I go for the next food.
Even if you have two pizzas, if you think you can eat three of them...
I think I can do it.
I only had two pizzas, so I ate them all.
Wow, I wish you appeared in a show.
Yes, you do.
You have a gap, so it's good that you're cute.
It's good that you're doing it properly.
What are you saying?
You're watching too much "silent".
What are you saying?
I love it.
Don't spread "silent" around.
What is it?
Next, what are you good at, Nishizaki?
I can do weird things.
For example, I can read people's minds.
I can't do it, but sometimes I think, "This person thinks like this."
Then I get a hunch.
Really?
So I don't know if my hunch is sharp or if people's minds can read me,
but I have weird skills.
What is Yama thinking right now?
Well...
Can I say it?
No, you can't.
I can say it.
Ishiguri Kadami and Nishizaki Miku are really stupid.
Ah, but it's almost correct.
It's correct!
It's correct.
How did you know?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Please deny it!
Now, we will have the order from Ochanoma-sama.
Ishiguri, please!
Chappi, Chappi, Chappippi-san is next!
I want you to run up the wall of idols in the future, so please learn bouldering!
But I got the order, "Can you do it?"
I see.
Have you ever done bouldering?
I only did it once when I was in elementary school.
I couldn't get caught on the wall and couldn't stand up.
Stand up!
I couldn't stand up on the wall.
That's why I want to stand up today.
Do your best and stand up!
How about you, Nishizaki?
I've never done it, but I've seen it many times.
Right? It's right behind you.
Even in various shopping malls, there are walls.
Where are you pointing at?
Are you a big mouth sponsor?
Are you signing a contract with a shopping mall?
A nationwide one?
Don't make me laugh!
Shopping malls...
So today's plan is...
Bouldering over your own wall!
The one who will decide the future of tea horse is you, the tea horse!
This time, they came from Akihabara station for almost 5 minutes.
B-Pump Tokyo where you can enjoy bouldering around the building.
It seems like this facility is outside as well, so let's go and have a look!
Wow!
This is so much fun!
There's a monkey!
Who is it?
Wow!
Awesome!
The one who is going to teach us is Mr. Yamamoto Kouki who is a former junior olympic representative of bouldering.
Nice to meet you.
First of all, you are Mr. Yamamoto Kouki, right?
Yes, I am.
I didn't know your name.
That's right.
Did you get permission from my parents?
No, no.
I am a senior of Yamamoto Koukai.
That's gross.
I am a senior of Yamamoto Koukai.
What is Yamamoto Koukai?
It's Koukai.
Koukai?
Yes.
How old are you?
I'm in my 23rd year.
No, no.
Stop it.
This time's teacher is Mr. Kouki Yamamoto, a junior olympic experience bouldering super specialist.
As an instructor, he gives lessons every day and encourages upkeep in tempo. He is the leader of the bouldering club.
Can anyone do bouldering?
Anyone can do it. I've been doing it since I was in first grade of elementary school, and I'm in my 70s and 80s.
Oh, I see.
So anyone can do it.
What's with that face?
Of course you can do it.
I'm very athletic.
It's okay.
- Really? - You can do it.
- I'm really athletic. - Really?
But I can't run like crazy.
- What's with that? - You want to see me run, right?
- I do. - Then let's see you run.
What do you mean I can't run like crazy?
Then let's see you run like crazy!
You look like a lizard running on water.
There are lizards like this.
I'm serious.
You are serious, aren't you?
Did you see a lizard for the first time?
Yes, I did.
How was it?
It was different.
When you see a lizard for the first time, it's scary.
It's scary.
By the way, do you know the rules of bouldering?
First of all, you have to grab it and climb up.
That's it, isn't it?
No, it's not.
It's not just that.
I don't know much about it.
Do you know about mountains?
Yamamoto-san, right?
You call me "mountain" as if it's natural.
You don't even laugh at me.
You don't have to take it for granted.
I'm serious.
I know about it.
I've done it a few times.
I remember climbing up in the same color.
Yes, you're right.
I see.
Please come over here.
It's a little different.
It's colorful.
First of all, you start where the tape is attached.
Four.
One, two, three, four.
That's where you start.
Make sure you touch it with both hands and feet before you start.
I see.
Once you've made your starting position, you can climb up.
The rule is that you climb up using only the same color stone.
So, if you use only the purple stone, you can use only the purple stone to reach the goal.
I see.
Yes, you can climb up using only the same color stone.
And finally, you grab the holder called "fold" with both hands and reach the goal.
So, both of them will try to reach the purple holder's route.
First of all, this purple one is the easiest route.
So, I'd like you to climb this first.
Then, I'd like you to diagnose your personality by looking at it.
My personality?
Yes, your climbing style.
It's like a bouldering fortune-telling.
What's that?
But you can read such a diagnosed fortune-teller's heart rate.
You're so funny.
No, I'm not.
Well, let's start with Nishiaki.
Yes.
You've started positively with your posture.
Oh, I see.
I think I can do it.
Can you do it?
You can do it.
Go for it!
Yes, if you can climb this purple holder's route...
What?
Wow, you're so calm.
You're so calm and calm.
Oh, I think I can do it.
Oh, you can do it.
Oh, wait.
Let's go.
Wait.
I have to climb up here.
Oh, I see.
You can't see.
It's not there.
Wait.
Go like this.
Lift up your left foot.
Lift up my left foot.
Lift up my right foot...
When you lift up your right foot...
Is it here?
Yes, it's after the ball.
Hold it like this.
Go for it!
I'll go!
Go for it!
Yes, you can do it!
Yes!
You made it!
Great!
You made it!
When you're coming down...
Oh, not bad!
Jump!
Yay!
You did it!
Did you use up a lot of strength?
Yes, I did.
Oh, I see.
I used up a lot of my finger strength.
Now, please give us your personality test, Nishizaki.
Well, first of all, I'm scared.
That's right!
Even if you're not a teacher, we can tell.
Even we can tell.
This time, Nishizaki will read the teacher's mind!
When I look into your eyes, I think you have something to say.
- For me? - Yes, for me.
- What do you think of me? - You're right.
- I think you're doing well. - Thank you.
It's like you're doing it out of kindness.
- It's true. You're pulling me in. - You're pulling me in.
- Ishiguri, let's try it. - Yes!
Good luck!
- I'm not good at high places. - Really?
- You're not! - I'm not good at high places.
- Oh, really? - I don't have muscles, either.
- Oh, no! - I have a chubby body.
Don't say that!
- It's not a good question. - It's like a monster.
- Is it here? - Yes.
- The part is... - Right hand and left hand.
- Oh, good! - Yes!
- It's so cute! - It's right.
- It's better to look up than stand up.
- Really? - My legs hurt! My muscles hurt!
- It's fast! - It's fast!
My muscles hurt!
- Isn't it a little difficult? - It's right.
- Stand up, please. - Stand up!
- Stand up, please. - It's a funny angle, isn't it?
- Oh, good! - Yes!
Don't look at me! Look at the camera!
- Why do you all look at me? - Because you're funny.
- How can you dance like this? - I can't believe it!
- Up, up, up! - Wait, wait!
- Should we raise our right leg? - Right leg?
- Left, left, left! - What are you saying?
- Where do we raise it? - Right leg in the middle.
- Which one in the middle? - Here!
- You've never seen it before, right? - Yes!
- Okay! - Okay!
- No, no, no! - The sky is so close!
- Let's raise our left leg like Ghibli! - You say such wonderful things!
Hey, the sky is so close!
- You say such wonderful things! - "Hey, the sky is so close!"
- This is Ghibli's city! - Why is the sky so close?
- There's a muscle between you and it!
- Your hair is flying off! - I'm scared!
- You're scared because of this, aren't you? - Hey! Look at the sky! It's flying!
- This is my first time seeing it! - It goes well with variety shows!
- Should we raise our left leg? - Left, left!
Yes, you can do it with your left foot.
- Right... - Ah, nice!
- Do you raise it all the way? - Raise your right foot at the end.
- Where do you raise it? - Like this.
- Like this? - Like this.
- Ah! Ah! Wait! Wait! - Ah, nice!
- Oh, no! Oh, no! - Oh, no! Oh, no!
- And... - Yay!
- Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! - Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
- It's impossible! It's impossible! - Lower your right foot slowly.
- My right foot... - Yes, your right foot.
- Lower it. - Lower it.
- Why do you raise it with your right foot? - Yes, with your right foot.
- One by one. - Yay!
- We did it! - We did it!
- Did you understand her personality? - She's kind of an idiot. - No! - It's obvious. - She's gained attention. - Well, she had different left and right. - She's a lefty and righty. - She's a righty and lefty. - I'm worried. - How was it, Shigemi? - Well, not good. - I guess I'm not suitable for bouldering. - What do you think you're not suitable for? - I don't have enough muscles. - Muscles. - And I'm tall. - But the sky is beautiful. - The sky is beautiful.
This is nice.
Go, go, go!
The lesson continues!
Finally, the rock falls!
We're inside now.
Is there any difference from what you saw outside?
Yes, this wall is lower.
You climbed up earlier.
This wall allows you to move horizontally.
It's a wall for endurance training.
Endurance training?
That's amazing!
I feel like I'm going to get food stuck in my throat.
You don't say that.
I'm going to lick my throat.
But you have concerts for two or three hours, right?
When I open my mouth a little, I prepare white rice in my sleeve.
White rice?!
I write it down and drink it.
That's exactly like you, Hikomori-san!
No, no, no!
Don't you spit it out?
No, it's okay.
I see.
It flows right away.
You have good patience.
Nishizaki, do you have endurance training?
I'm good at short distances.
Then you can't do it.
It's a very desperate story.
They seem anxious, but they try to move horizontally!
What are their features this time?
From the beginning, there are numbers.
Number one, number two, and number three.
The number "kisu" means "right hand".
The number "gusu" means "left hand".
So, number one means "right hand", and number two means "left hand".
What's different from before is that you can use any number of legs.
You can use any color.
I see.
Oh, I don't know at all.
The number "kisu" is one, three, five, six...
Oh, it's seven.
That's right! It's less than a number!
I see!
Oh, I didn't know that!
I didn't know that!
Two, four, five, six...
Two, four, five, six?
It's okay, right?
It's okay.
It's not okay!
What about sixteen?
"Gusu" means "right hand"!
You've grown up!
I did it!
I can do it!
It's okay.
Okay, let's do it!
Let's do it!
Is this it?
Yes, this is the start.
The left foot is blue.
Blue?
Yes.
Blue! Left foot! Left foot!
As you move your right foot, it moves to the right.
Oh, you cross it!
That's right!
I got it!
Left, right, up!
Wait! My memory is bad!
My left hand!
Hurry up and go! It'll end soon!
It's better to hold your hand like this.
That's right!
Why are you moving like that?!
Pink is fine, too.
Pink?!
Is this okay?
Any color is fine.
Go, go, go! Do your best!
Is "kisu" correct?
It's correct. It's okay.
"Kisu" for your right hand.
It looks like black.
Looking at it from here, it's really good!
Really?!
I did it!
It's amazing!
You can do it!
Oh, good, good, good!
Go, go, go!
Cross your legs more and more.
Your left foot is pink.
Pink?!
It overlaps!
Wow! This is amazing!
Why is my foot on my hand?!
It looks like black!
It's okay!
That's right!
I'm tired!
Nana is...
My right hand.
Your right hand?
Yes.
Yes, that's it!
Is it over?
Yes.
It's over!
Good job!
How was it, Nishizaki?
I can use my arms as much as I can bend them.
Your arms hurt a lot.
This one is more overwhelming.
But you did it for now.
I did it!
You did it!
First of all, you should eat in the bouldering room!
You're fast!
Why don't you do it, Yama?
Mr. Yama?
Not Yama, Mr. Yama!
Can I do it?
Yes, please!
Thank you!
Yama, you're experienced, aren't you?
I've done it before.
I've done it in real life, too.
By the way, what did you think when you saw Nishizaki do it?
I thought it was easy.
I'm not funny, but I'll do it someday.
But it's not funny because you do it as usual.
Hey!
Am I not funny as usual?
It's okay, it's okay.
There are two here, right?
That's right.
The first one is the right hand.
Yes, yes.
The first one is...
This one.
The second one is the left hand.
This one, right?
Yes.
The third one is for those who can do it.
What?
It's super easy!
The fourth one is for those who can't do it.
He's moving forward without making any mistakes.
Oh, it's getting a little tough from here.
Oh, I know, I know!
In the end, it ended like that.
Oh, Yama, Yama, Yama! Sorry, I forgot to tell you.
I won't use this part.
Hey, use it!
Which one is the editing studio?
I know, but...
Together...
It's really fun because you teach me properly.
No, math isn't difficult.
Math...
I've been there since elementary school, so it's okay.
Oh, I didn't know.
It's different from Koseki-san.
Yama used to be a spider.
Yeah, I used to be a spider.
Oh, I didn't know.
Spiders are amazing, aren't they?
Ordering is fun.
I'm not a spider club member.
Now, Ishiguri!
You know what it is because you've seen it a lot, right?
You know what it is, right?
Yes!
Then...
I think Ishiguri-san is definitely suitable for it!
Now, let's go!
Which one is it?
This one?
Yes, that's it.
You're kidding me, right?
Hey, you're kidding me, right?
Check it out!
I can't believe it!
Wait, wait!
I can't believe it!
Oh, no! What should I do?!
Wait for me!
Do you want me to laugh like that?!
No, no, no!
You know, it's too early for that!
Basically, you move your legs first.
You should move your legs first and then put out your hands.
I see.
Yes.
Why do you look at me every time?!
I like you a lot!
First, blue.
Then, green on the right.
Green on the right?!
Yes.
You look like Jojo.
I'm not Jojo!
If you do it too much, you'll use up your strength.
You're using your arms a lot!
I'm not Jojo!
Then, number three.
Oh, I like you a lot!
Good, good, good!
Left foot.
Let's say pink.
Oh, green is fine, too.
If you put your toes on the floor...
That's right.
Then, number four is on top.
Oh, no!
Left hand.
It's too far!
Oh, there you go!
Left foot! Left foot!
Green.
Good!
You did it! You did it!
Wow!
Number eight.
Oh, seven.
Seven!
Oh, there you go!
Oh, you have legs!
You have legs!
Wait!
Eyes! Eyes! Eyes!
This way.
Oh, good!
Wow!
Wow! Beautiful!
Then...
Hold it with one hand...
Okay!
Wow!
You're flexible!
You did it!
I feel like I'm being held by something.
You're right!
Your pants are really good, though!
They're really good, though!
It was difficult, wasn't it?
But you did it!
You did it! You did it!
You did it! On the first try!
No, it wasn't the first try!
It wasn't the first try!
I fell properly at first, but...
I haven't forgotten it!
You're kidding me!
You won! You won!
No, I didn't!
Don't remember it like that!
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