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Ochanoma's...
Ochanoma's Unity!
This time, it's a super-short cut-out special!
Time performance - in other words,
we cut out only the best scenes so that you can look back
at this era of typhoon-related events!
I'm sorry for not having any other highlights!
With that said, it starts in 25 seconds, including the opening!
What will determine Ochanoma's future?
The one determining it is...
you, Ochanoma!
Ochanoma's...
Unity!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
First, let's cut out this gathering of members!
For those interested in typhoon-related events,
we've shortened the 56-minute-long performance
to nine minutes and nine seconds!
Hello, I'm Karin Miyamoto. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
By the way, is there a rule that a senior has to do it first?
Almost.
By the way, what is it exactly?
We have to finish preparing earlier than a senior.
Wait a minute, Tsutsun, you don't look too good.
It's probably because you're a senior.
It's because you're too cool.
Your face looks like this.
How are you related?
When I auditioned for the last time, I was an interviewer.
Miyamoto-san was there.
You were an interviewer?
That's right.
That makes me nervous.
That's right. I'm sorry.
You look like you're an interviewer again today.
That's right. I feel like I'm being judged right now.
On the other hand...
Tashiro, are you okay?
Yes. When I auditioned for the last time, I ate lunch with them.
Are you okay?
Yes. I was very happy.
You're an idol.
You're an idol, aren't you?
Yes.
How did you feel when you saw them in person?
It was amazing. They were so beautiful. Their aura...
You're a successful idol, aren't you?
Yes.
Yeah!
After such a long talk, it's time for a table cross draw!
Your senior's face is on the table.
If I drop it, you know, right?
On the table is a picture of her senior's face!
The pressure of dropping it is increasing!
Now, please!
Okay.
Wait, I'm nervous!
I'm not good at this kind of thing.
Here I go.
I'm nervous!
I'm sorry!
Next! Go! Nakayama!
I have a bad feeling about this...
Here I go!
She caught it! She caught it!
Go! At least one of you should succeed!
I can do it! I can do it!
That's fine!
That's funny!
Can you do it, Momo-chan?
I'll do my best!
You can do it, Momo-chan!
You've got to be kidding me!
I'm sorry!
You've got to be kidding me!
You can do it! You can do it!
That's funny!
But after this...
The teacher will teach them a trick...
Well then...
Please show us!
You did it! You did it!
Amazing!
Nakayama! Go!
You did it! You did it!
Here I go! Go for it!
You can do it!
You did it!
Only two of you are left!
You are already blue!
Ok, Futahara! Go!
You can do it!
Don't let Miyamoto-san down!
Yes!
No, no, no!
Are you a parent?
No, no, no!
Your feet! Your feet!
Your feet!
It's big! It's big!
It's big!
All of you succeeded!
The Flash Team managed to do it!
One, two, three!
And! The Ko-san Team challenges the balloon!
However!
The tragedy is...
This time, the Ko-san Team challenges the balloon!
They get a mysterious reward of entering a giant balloon, but...
One, two, three!
Are you all right?
It's amazing!
This is shocking!
Welcome back!
With Hiromoto entering the balloon safely...
Next up is Yonemura!
Even if you're heavy, go for it!
Got it!
First, put your head in!
From here, you put your whole body in, but...
It's small!
One, two, three!
It's big!
The last one is Kubota!
Good luck!
Here we go!
One, two, three!
She's fine!
Boing! Boing!
She's flying! She's flying!
Here we go with the right hand!
One, two, three!
How about the left hand?
- That's crazy. - That's crazy!
- That's crazy. - Oh, oh, there it is!
- It's so small! - It's so small!
- So close!
- It's so small! - Can you stop it?
- It's so small! - One, two, three!
Are you okay?
Unfortunately, Kubota's balloon blew up!
He only heard the explosion and it was over.
Good work.
- Thank you! - So, what kind of game will the two of them play?
It's called "Jumbo Balloon Time Race"!
- Wow! - Time race!
You have 60 seconds to complete the relay and reach the goal.
You have to go this distance and come back.
- Can you do it? - I've never done it before.
Can you show us how nervous you are?
- Right now? - Yes, right now.
- You'll know if you see it. - I got it.
If you mess up, you'll have to pay for it!
Let's start the relay race!
Ready, go!
You can do it!
Goal!
It's 33 seconds!
It's a success!
Well, Yudemura and Hiromoto can go out now.
You can go out.
It's not like you can go out.
I was aiming at you.
I have a bad feeling about it.
Hey! Hey!
I can't hear you.
That's right.
Please say one last word to the camera.
I'm happy to be surrounded by yellow!
Okay, let's do it.
Wait!
Don't run away!
Okay, one last word.
One last word to the camera.
In a cute way.
Everyone, thank you for everything!
Next up is the world record breaker, Kiribuki Konokai!
Her 56 minute on-air time has been shortened by 3 minutes and 15 seconds!
This time, it's because I absolutely want to meet you, so I made it happen again.
Yes, I made it happen.
A star for Taito! That is...
From Taito...
It's begun!
Seri Yoshitake!
She's a monster with a world record of 23!
Thank you, cherry, much!
Cherry, yes!
High-tension Saito and cool Tsutsui.
And their work.
Cherry's famous quote is...
You can break a walnut with your butt.
Can you do it?
Can you do it, Cherry?
Well...
I don't recommend it, really.
You don't recommend it?
I don't really recommend it, but...
It's one, you know?
One, one.
One for decoration.
If you can do one, you can do it for a wedding or something.
Congratulations!
Can you do it?
Maybe it will help you.
If you can do a few, it's really dangerous.
Your butt will hurt.
If you can do one, you can do it.
Yes.
Don't hesitate.
Can I push it once?
Push it.
Can I?
To see if it breaks or not?
Yes.
It broke!
No, no, no!
It's a walnut for breaking.
No, no, no!
It's a walnut for breaking.
What are you doing?
Tsutsui, you can't do it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Why are you doing that?
It's hard, hard, hard!
It's hard, right?
It's hard!
It's hard.
It's a walnut for breaking, right?
Bring me a proper one!
I gave you one!
This one!
This one.
It was a little exposed.
Originally.
Originally, yes.
It was this one.
A bad product.
An old walnut.
It's fine. It's hard, isn't it?
A bad product.
Wait, wait, seriously.
No, no, can you wrap it up for me again?
Wrap it up?
Wrap it up.
Check it out for yourself.
You're strong-willed, aren't you?
Why do you break it?
Why do you break it normally?
Hey!
You're strong-willed, aren't you?
But you broke it when you were doing the cherry one.
You broke it.
Hey!
You're strong-willed, aren't you?
Do you break it when you lower your fist from such a high place?
You always break it.
It looks like I'm doping you.
You did it.
It's hard, isn't it?
Is it really hard for me to use?
It's hard, you know.
I'll try it.
Try it?
Yes.
I'll do it again!
Oh!
You're fast!
Hey!
I've been listening to you.
You're strong-willed, aren't you?
"Straight" has "cherry" in it.
You were fast.
What did you say?
You were fast because you felt like you could break it with that speed.
I think you're too focused.
In the end, Tsutsui made a lot of mistakes in this episode.
The next episode is about me, who challenged myself.
I tried to shrink my 56-minute-long thoughts into 5 minutes and 25 seconds!
I forgot what I wanted to say to Mr. Abe, the former representative of NART in Japan.
In the first place, you two are good at sports, aren't you?
Yes, we are.
Leave it to me.
Hiromo-chan seems to be lying.
No, I'm not.
You're Hiromo-chan, aren't you?
Yes, I was doing baton touring.
I won the championship in China.
That's amazing.
I've heard it many times.
You're Hiromo-chan.
This is my title.
Baton Touring Hiromo-chan
By the way, Hiro never did baton touring on TV shows.
What is his skill?
Wow!
You retired because of this?
That's why I'm wearing this.
Wow!
Let me show you my skill.
Wow!
Hiromo-chan!
Wow!
Ms. Hiromo!
Please come to my NART club.
Wow!
She joined us.
She's a spider.
And...
No, no, no.
Let me show you my special skill.
What is your special skill?
Is there something suitable for this moment?
After I stand upside down, I'll show you my cute beam.
I don't need a high-frequency beam.
I think everyone wants to see it.
Really?
Yes.
I'll show you my cute beam at the end.
Wow!
It's so cute!
Come closer!
What is it called?
Cute beam!
Wow!
Yeah!
Indeed, it's amazing!
By the way, we are experienced.
We are like that.
We have tried it in a variety show.
Kondo can do it very well.
Then I can do it, too!
Now you have learned how to do it.
Next, you will practice moving and stopping with your own strength.
First of all, Hiromoto has enough potential.
You can do it! You can do it!
Feet! Feet! Feet!
Nice!
Let go of the hand you don't want to stop.
Nice!
You did it!
Kubota, what are you looking at?
Well...
I will do it, right?
You will do it alone.
Kubota is not in a good mood today.
Do you want me to do "kyururun" for you?
Yes!
Kyururun!
The "ahem" in front of "kyururun" is interesting.
That's it!
Kyururun!
Let go of the hand you don't want to stop and go back to the swing.
You did it! You did it!
I did it!
She doesn't seem like she can do "kyururun" anymore.
She hasn't done "kyururun" since this afternoon.
You'll know it when you ride it.
You'll know it when you ride it?
It's thin, so you can't hold it.
What's with you all of a sudden?
Hey! Are you going to ride it now?
Are you going to push it all the way out?
If you don't have the fat to burn it, it's probably difficult.
What are you saying?
You're talking too much!
It's more...
Wow!
And this kind of play is...
I'd like you to show me a determined face or a cute pose.
Or a weird face.
I'd like you to show me.
I'd like you to show me a little bit of room.
Yes.
One, two...
"Kyururun"?
"Yahoo"!
You like "yahoo", don't you?
Would you like some tea?
It's small, okay?
Okay, Hiromoto lost!
I told you to show me a determined face or a cute pose.
Hiromocchan doesn't have many variations of determined phrases.
She only says "yahoo".
Why don't you try saying something other than "yahoo"?
Can you do it?
I'm counting on you.
Do you like me?
I love you all!
I'm cute, aren't I?
Don't lose, Hiromoto!
Nyu
Hiromoto didn't like "Nyu".
Next, Yonemura and Nishizaki transformed into "Kodokai- o-kiriruki".
The 56-minute on-air was shortened to 4 minutes and 13 seconds!
They were welcomed by Ms. Gyalden and Ms. Kyoko.
Now, let's welcome them!
First of all, let me introduce you!
Ochanoma Fresh Team
Nishizaki and Miku, come on!
Come on!
(Cheering)
So cute!
Next is,
Lebezen, Ochanoma, Kosan team, Yonemura, Kiara, come on!
Come on!
(Cheering)
Wow!
It's really good!
(Cheering)
In the case of Nishizaki team,
she did her best in cosplay,
but in Yonemura team,
she's really good!
She's good!
Yay!
(Cheering)
She's got the gal vibe!
She's got it!
Let's have Yonemura team do it too!
Let's do it!
High income!
(Laughter)
She's the best!
She's amazing!
Bye!
(Laughter)
She's totally a gal!
She's the best!
She's really good!
The two who have become totally gals,
as soon as you say my name,
you'll realize my parents aren't gals.
(Laughter)
The gals will tell you their true feelings!
The two who have become gals physically and mentally,
will tell you their true feelings one last time!
Of course, this gal make-up and this gal show made me wonder if I had become a complete gal. It was so much fun!
Has it changed since you put on make-up?
Yeah, my bangs are already weird.
And my hair here, my colored hair is weird too.
So you haven't done anything like that before?
No, it's my first time. It's my first time in my life.
Even so, you're so firm!
Wow!
I don't think you'll become a gal once you put on make-up.
I don't think you will.
Not at all!
I don't think you will.
I'm sure you will.
Hmm...
I don't think I will.
What?!
All of a sudden?!
Yonemura, you look like a little cold gal!
Wow, you look like a gal!
Like a gal!
Yonemura, what do you think?
My values have changed!
Within today's two hours!
Your values change so quickly!
They change!
I get it!
Wait, you were originally a gal?
Well, once you say my name "Kirara",
my parents must be gals.
I get it!
I totally get it!
The genes of a gal are embedded in you!
I think those genes are scattered around me right now.
Scattered around you?!
Wow, that's amazing!
I didn't know you would become such a gal!
Do you think this game will sell better?
Of course!
The cash ones are also gals!
Please, Nishizaki, go back to normal!
I like you, Nishizaki, better!
I'm begging you!
I was taken by Tsukema.
I see!
Tsukema is talking right now!
Tsukema is talking!
Tsukema has a will now!
I see!
So, Tsukema and Toreba will go back to normal?
Yes!
I think Yonemura won't go back to normal!
Seriously, I'm so happy to hear you guys talking like this!
I feel like I can't stop!
And with that, this was the first episode of "Super Short Cut Special"!
I hope you enjoy this year as well!
Shall we love? Let's fall in love, love!
The door of emotion, love!
Let's open it up and woof, woof, woof, woof!
You like it, don't you, Karai-chan?
Finally, the surprise of love!
My heart is right in front of you!
Let's decide it, love's crouching slap!
Woo!
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